Chapter 52 Chapter 52 Three updates in one.
As expected, the orange cat and the evil god started yelling at each other again.
After roaring for nearly five minutes, Big Orange's eyes turned red with anger. The evil god baby had already turned back to black, but "whoosh" it turned into a small red ball again.
The evil baby roared: "Fat orange, prepare to die!"
Daju roared: "You two-legged beast lackey, come here if you have the guts!"
At this moment, only Sang Wanwan was standing in front of them. The others were blown seven or eight meters away by the strong wind blew out by the big orange.
Sang Wanwan looked at Miao and Xieshen who were about to start a new round of physical combat, and slowly said, "Big Orange."
The big orange cat, whose fur was all standing on end with righteous indignation, opened its mouth with teeth bared and instantly turned its huge cat head.
Sang Wanwan said, "I've been standing for too long. My feet are tired."
This is an illusion created by Daju, and everything inside is created by it.
Hearing Sang Wanwan's words, Daju immediately raised his paw and waved it.
In an instant, a pink lazy chair and a pink coffee table appeared in front of Sang Wanwan.
Sang Wanwan sat down.
Well, this chair is very soft and very comfortable to sit on.
She looked at Daju with admiration and praised him, "Not bad."
Hearing the compliments, the big orange cat's huge ears moved, and its heart beat wildly.
It's so strange, meow. It obviously hates bipedal beasts, so why does it feel so happy when it hears the simple words of the bipedal beast in front of it, and feels that its cat life has become brighter?
Daju didn't understand and was very shocked.
Its tail was wagging again and again, and finally its cat face was twisted and timid. It couldn't help but restrain its movements, and ran carefully to the two-legged beast in front of it and lay down at her feet.
Of course, because its body was so huge, even if it was lying on the ground, its head was still at the same level as Sang Wanwan who was sitting on the chair.
"Meow~ Meow~"
A sweet, cuddly, and coquettish meow came out of the big orange cat's mouth.
The big orange cat was stunned, his eyes widened, and his face was full of shock.
Oh my god, it can actually make such a sound that is not at all like a tomcat? !
When the evil baby saw Daju creating something for Sang Wanwan with a wave of his hand, he happily ran over and meowed to invite his favor. Then he got so angry that he split into several pieces on the spot.
Ahhh, this scheming fat cat really knows how to please humans.
The evil baby flew over quickly and landed on the big orange's head.
The cat and the evil god finally ended their quarrel since they met, and both looked at Sang Wanwan eagerly.
The evil god baby thought of the two cute "meows" that the big orange had just made, and quickly said softly: "I am very useful. I can help you with your work, help you punish people you don't like, and help you reach the pinnacle of your life."
Daju's face changed.
Ahhh, the Death Evil God is worthy of being the lackey cat of the two-legged beast. He really knows how to please the two-legged beast cat.
It was at this time that Song Mian and his companions, as well as a dozen people from Group 1 of the Management Bureau, slowly walked over, supporting each other.
They were just blown seven or eight meters away by the strong wind blew out by the big orange tree. They looked haggard and haggard, their hair was messy, and they had more or less injuries on their bodies.
When they came back, they heard the evil god baby's words that sounded like he was promoting himself. They said, "..."
Daju cursed the evil god baby for being a lackey several times in his heart.
Then, it pretended to shake its head casually, shaking the evil baby off its head, and then said in a meowing voice: "I can also do things meow, I can help you drive away other two-legged beasts meow, and let you reach the peak of your life meow."
Others: “…”
They looked at Sang Wanwan, who was sitting in the lazy chair with a leisurely look on her face, and then looked at Daju and Evil God Baby, who were frantically promoting their products. Their expressions were extremely complicated and their hearts were filled with sourness.
The orange cat and the evil god, who fought so fiercely and cursed at each other so loudly, and who didn't take them seriously at all, acted like "dogs" in front of Sang Wanwan.
Comparing yourself to others can really make you angry.
Song Mian held her waist and limped to Sang Wanwan, and everyone else followed her.
Sang Wanwan asked the main god space to take out dried fish, shrimp balls and fish balls.
Normally at home, she would occasionally cook some delicious food herself, or ask the female ghost Qin Wen to do it, and then store the uneaten food in the main god space.
To be honest, Sang Wanwan feels that the greatest use of the main god space is to serve as a portable warehouse.
The main god space is a little weak.
It hasn't eaten anything made by Sang Wanwan yet.
[“Hmph,”] The Lord God Space snorted coldly, his tone was sour and weird, [“This stupid cat is lucky to eat the food you made yourself.”]
Sang Wanwan had gotten used to its intermittent fits and ignored it.
After saying a few words in a weird tone, the Lord God Space reluctantly took out the food.
Sang Wanwan opened the bag she was carrying and took out a four-layer thermos bucket.
Song Mian was stunned, his eyes full of confusion, and he looked as if he was doubting his life.
That's not right.
Just now she was helping Sang Wanwan carry this bag. The bag was so light and fluttery, there was no way it could contain a four-layer high thermos.
Sang Wanwan opened the first layer of the thermos and the fragrance wafted out instantly.
Song Mian and the others had been tormented for so long and were very hungry. Suddenly, when they smelled this fragrance, they all began to swallow their saliva uncontrollably.
They were swallowing their saliva when suddenly-
"Gulp!"
"Gulp!"
"Gulp!"
Three loud "gurgling" sounds were heard, and everyone's eyes were focused on the big orange's round belly.
The first layer of the thermos bucket contained two fat fish that were fried until tender inside and crispy outside.
Sang Wanwan took them out, and the fish were still steaming.
Big Orange stared at the two fish, his stomach rumbling loudly and his saliva dripping like water.
In addition to it, the evil god baby was also shaking wildly due to the fragrance.
It was stunned.
How is that possible? How can it find ordinary food so delicious and so appetizing? This is different from the memories of the previous evil gods it inherited.
The memories of the evil gods' predecessors clearly told it that, apart from the blood of the donor, any other food would not make them feel hungry.
But now, as it looked at these two fat little fish and smelled their delicious aroma, it clearly felt hungry.
The big orange cat lifted up its paw and wiped the saliva from the corner of its mouth, "Smells so good, meow. Smells so good, meow."
Sang Wanwan continued to take out two white porcelain plates from her backpack.
Song Mian: “……?”
Impossible, this is absolutely impossible. With a four-layer thermos and a plate, how could the bag be so light when she carried it just now?!
Sang Wanwan placed two plates on the ground and put two dried fish that were tender inside and crispy outside on the plates.
She smiled and said softly, "Come on, eat."
The big orange cat opened its mouth wide and ate the small dried fish with its tongue.
Compared to its huge body, the dried fish was so small that it only had a slight taste.
But it was this little taste that made Big Orange's eyes go straight and he was mesmerized.
How can there be such delicious fish in this world?!
At the side, the evil baby pounced on the fish trunk, and the black mist on its body quickly wrapped around the fish trunk, eating it up in a few seconds without even leaving a fish bone.
Sang Wanwan continued to open the second layer of the thermos and took out fish balls.
…
Soon, all the food in the thermos was eaten up by the orange cat and the evil god.
The big orange cat, who had just tasted the real fragrance of the food, looked at the bare thermos and rolled on the ground anxiously, meowing all the time and rubbing his huge head against Sang Wanwan's arm.
The evil baby glared fiercely at the scheming fat cat.
Not wanting to be left behind, the fist-sized black ball quickly transformed into a palm-sized, featureless little man, humming a strange tune and twisting its body to dance in the air.
Everyone: “…”
Sang Wanwan stroked the fat orange boy's head twice, poked the evil baby twice, and then took out a large bag of dried fish in a plastic bag from her bag.
Song Mian: “!!!”
She was shocked and couldn't understand why this bag could keep taking out so much food like Doraemon's pocket.
Suddenly, Song Mian thought of the language converter earplugs she was wearing.
Could it be... could it be... that Sang Wanwan's bag is the unlimited space bag mentioned in those fantasy movies and TV shows? !
It must be, otherwise how could Sang Wanwan keep taking things out of it?
Song Mian's breathing became subconsciously light, and her eyes were fixed on the ordinary black bag with fiery eyes.
At this moment, in her eyes, this bag has become an extremely high-end and rare treasure.
Sang Wanwan put on disposable gloves and started feeding Daju and the evil baby.
The evil baby squatted on Daju's head again.
While feeding them dried fish, Sang Wanwan said, "I saw you guys were fighting pretty hard. Tell me what happened."
These two will be colleagues in the future, and any conflicts must be resolved immediately.
She looked at the fat cat who was squinting his eyes and looking like he was enjoying himself, and said, "Big Orange, you go first."
Daju's expression changed instantly.
It licked its front paws and said with deep contempt, "It's all the fault of the evil god. It acted as a lackey for the despicable two-legged beasts and cooperated with them to release poison gas to kill me!"
Sang Wanwan paused in her feeding motion, uttered an "oh", and said faintly, "Despicable two-legged beast, lackey."
Daju was opening his mouth. When he saw that Sang Wanwan no longer fed him the dried fish, he was stunned for a few seconds and his mind started to work rapidly.
Finally, its eyes flickered and it immediately changed its words: "The evil god and those despicable two-legged beasts of the Sang family are working together to release poison gas to kill me meow!"
Sang Wanwan continued to feed it dried fish, and taught it in a gentle tone: "Big Orange, you must be a good cat who can distinguish between good and evil and does not follow the crowd. There are many good two-legged animals in this world."
This cat's thinking is a bit crooked, it needs to be educated and changed.
Daju was eating dried fish and glanced at Sang Wanwan. Thinking of how she shared such delicious dried fish with him, he nodded in agreement with him.
The evil baby squatting on its head refused to do it.
“胖喵在污蔑我，”它委委屈屈道，“我才沒有要毒死它，我也是受害者啊。”
大橘呵呵一聲冷笑，“不要再狡辯了喵，那個卑鄙的兩腳獸就是用你來砸我，你身上的臭味差點把我熏到吐死喵。”
聽到它說的話，邪神寶寶立即想起被它連踩十幾腳，頓時更加委屈。
沒天理了沒天理了，從人類到胖喵，個個都逮着它欺負，明明它還只是個寶寶呀。
邪神寶寶覺得眼前的小魚幹都不香了，“哇哇哇”地又哭了起來，哭聲凄慘無比。
大橘舔了舔爪子，用爪子抹抹臉，貓臉滿是嫌棄：“又哭，你這個邪神怎麽這樣喵？除了當人類的狗腿子，還是個愛哭精喵。哭哭哭，真沒用喵。”
邪神寶寶哭得更大聲。
宋綿受不住了，邊捶着腰邊道：“寶寶別哭了，有什麽委屈趕緊說出來讓晚晚給你做主。大橘，你少說兩句，做只善良的喵。”
張逸本來就因為玄鐵劍斷了對大橘不滿，剛才又被它吐出的風吹出幾米遠，心裏更加不爽了。
仗着桑晚晚在，他沖大橘冷冷呵了兩聲，“對，寶寶你說出來讓桑晚晚給你做主，畢竟某只肥喵就愛以大欺小。”
大橘身上的毛又炸開了，氣急敗壞道：“我也是寶寶喵，我是個一歲的寶寶喵。”
衆人看着它壯碩圓滾的身體，再看看邪神寶寶那一小團，心頓時就偏了。
并且，他們覺得大橘在撒謊。
“大橘啊，”韓修硯揉着被摔疼的手，“你長得那麽壯實，真的只有一歲？我不信。”
路雨霏臉被摔得有些腫，她拿着藥水往臉上噴，道：“對，你太肥了，我也不信你只有一歲。大橘，要做個誠實的好喵。”
其他人點點頭，都是一臉不信的樣子。
大橘雙眼瞪得圓溜溜的，不敢置信地看着這群兩腳獸，第一次體驗到什麽叫做怒急攻心，百口莫辯。
它又氣又急：“我真的只有一歲喵，胖怎麽了？胖也是我一口一口吃出來的喵，我真的是一歲的寶寶喵！”
啊啊啊好氣好氣喵！
張逸見這肥喵成為“衆矢之的”，心裏好受了一丢丢，趕緊轉移話題，不讓大家聽它的解釋。
他看着那坨黑色的邪神，繼續道：“來來來，寶寶，把你的委屈說出來，讓桑晚晚給你做主。”
邪神寶寶聽到張逸說桑晚晚會給它做主，身體激動地顫了顫。
它看着衆人，聲淚俱下地把自己被強行喚醒，又被桑家那群人逼着幹活不給飯吃的事情，仔仔細細全部都說了一遍。
聽完它的解釋，宋綿幾人驚了。
原來，它就是被桑家養着幹壞事的那個邪神，容清出事也是因為它。不過，想想這事也不能完全怪邪神寶寶。
畢竟它一個沉睡五百年的寶寶，沒有經過任何思想教育。突然被喚醒，出于本能幫着幹壞事也能理解。
而且容清……唉。
宋綿他們想到查出的那些事，容清參與了虐待動物的事情，除了抽血剝皮，還無比殘忍地把活生生的動物做成标本。
這些事，容清做了整整三年。他們都不敢想，在這三年裏有多少動物被他們殘忍殺害。
也正是因為他們手段過于殘忍，那些死去的動物變成怨靈，漸漸聚集在一起生成了新的物種，他們眼前的大橘。
算起來，也是因果報應了。
邪神寶寶哽咽着，凄凄慘慘地說完自己的經歷後，話鋒一轉氣憤道：“這樣就算了，桑家那些人不知道從誰身上抽了兩管子血給我吃。你們根本不知道那兩管子血有多臭，就和爛了好幾年的腐肉一樣，我吃完就大吐特吐，身體都裂開了。他們就是想要白嫖我的勞動力，然後再毒死我，真的是好惡毒的人類！”
宋綿幾人眼皮子跳了跳。
爛了好幾年的腐肉味……那不就是桑晉身上的臭味麽？
想到桑晉身上那股味，衆人臉色大變，生理性條件反射捂着嘴幹嘔了好幾聲。
邪神寶寶飄到桑晚晚面前，委委屈屈道：“這件事的經過就是這樣的，我從頭到尾都是受害者。本來我是香香的邪神，都被那些血玷污成了臭臭的邪神。”
宋綿想到邪神把桑晉的血喝下去再吐出來，忍不住又“嘔”了兩聲，開口替它說話：“這确實是挺慘的。”
其他人也白着臉點頭。
邪神寶寶看向大橘：“我當時吐得病恹恹的，是桑家那個人把我扔到你身上，我從頭到尾都是無辜的呀。”
桑晚晚揉兩把大橘的腦袋：“聽到邪神寶寶的解釋了嗎？”
大橘聽到了。
它聽到邪神說把些帶着臭味的血喝下去，再想想那股讓它吐生吐死的臭味，心裏對邪神也産生了一點點的同情。
大橘別扭地轉過貓臉：“聽到了。”
桑晚晚給它和邪神都喂了小魚幹，道：“然後呢？你做錯了事情是不是要道歉？”
邪神寶寶幾口吃完嘴裏的小魚幹，搶着道：“你當時一直在踩我。”
大橘哼道：“我也是受害者喵，以為你和那些兩腳獸是一夥的喵，誰讓你當初不說話喵。”
邪神寶寶委屈道：“那你也不能問都不問就踩我啊，踩了十幾下。”
桑晚晚摸着大橘的大腦袋：“這件事是不是你做錯了？做錯了事情，是不是要道歉？”
大橘想了想，道：“對不起喵，我錯了喵。”
邪神寶寶語氣歡快道：“我接受你的道歉。”
桑晚晚誇它：“很好，大橘是只知錯能改的喵，是好喵。”
被桑晚晚誇贊，大橘的貓心頓時樂開了花，尾巴“噠噠噠”地拍打着地面。
宋綿也道：“不錯，知錯能改，大橘是好喵。”
路雨霏：“嗯，是個優秀的喵，回頭我給你多做幾個毛團子和逗貓棒。”
其他人也紛紛對着它吹起彩虹屁。
大橘高高擡着貓頭，更加高興得意了。
桑晚晚說的對喵，這世上還是有很多好的兩腳獸。比如眼前這群兩腳獸，說話那麽好聽像抹了甜甜的蜜一樣喵。
此刻，它完全忘記，剛剛就是這群兩腳獸不相信它是個寶寶。
張逸見這頭肥喵被誇，想起他斷成兩塊的玄鐵劍，胸口拔涼拔涼的。
“唉，”他搖頭嘆氣道，“說起來，這件事邪神寶寶真可憐吶，被桑家人陷害，還要被大橘踩，真是……唉。”
大橘臉色大變，眼神兇狠地瞪着張逸。
就是這個兩腳獸，從一開始就針對它，第一次見面還用劍戳它的脖子。
桑晚晚瞟了張逸一眼，道：“沒事，我們邪神和大橘，都是心胸寬廣的好寶寶，誤會解除了就好。”
邪神寶寶點頭，大橘也點點頭。
大橘想到什麽後，眉頭緊皺：“邪神，你還沒和我道歉喵。”
邪神寶寶理直氣壯道：“我為什麽要和你道歉？我又沒做錯事。”
大橘想到邪神罵它醜，心裏很不高興，據理力争道：“你剛剛對我喵身攻擊了，罵我醜。”
邪神寶寶覺得這只胖喵又在污蔑它，氣道：“我哪有罵你醜？”
大橘：“你說我肥頭大耳喵，就是在罵我醜喵。”
邪神寶寶懵了：“我沒有罵你啊，我也希望自己吃得飽飽的，長得肥頭大耳。”
它對這頭肥喵那是羨慕嫉妒恨。
桑晚晚解釋道：“邪神寶寶是羨慕你長得敦實，它也希望自己像你一樣，擁有壯碩結實的體魄。”
大橘眼睛微亮，“真的？”
邪神寶寶哼哼唧唧地嗯了聲。
“哈哈哈喵，哈哈哈喵。”大橘高興地在地上滾了好幾圈。
它就說了，它是喵屆最靓的崽，怎麽可能醜呢？
桑晚晚等它笑得差不多了，才說：“好了，現在你們之間的誤會已經解除，可以握手言和。”
邪神寶寶飄過去，和大橘貼了貼。
桑晚晚笑道：“既然如此，來談談你們以後的職業規劃問題。”
大橘和邪神寶寶都歪着腦袋。
而宋綿幾人聽到桑晚晚的話，瞬間打起精神，臉色微急。
他們知道，桑晚晚準備收編大橘和邪神，而且看着這倆也非常樂意跟着桑晚晚。
大橘和邪神比較特殊，如果可以，宋綿幾人還是希望它們能幫管理局辦事。
路雨霏看着桑晚晚，幾次張了張嘴，還是不好意思開口讓她把大橘和邪神給管理局。
韓修硯倒是想得很開，低聲道：“看開點，大橘和邪神的實力很強，我們根本無法讓它們聽話。”
幾人一愣，頓時恍然大悟。
對啊，大橘和邪神也就在桑晚晚面前乖得不得了，在他們面前可是很傲氣的。就算桑晚晚不收編它們，也輪不到管理局啊。
衆人這麽一想，突然就看開了，也釋然了。
桑晚晚又從背包裏掏出一袋子魚丸，喂給大橘和邪神，說：“你們想不想以後每天都能吃到這些美味的食物？”
什麽？每天都能吃？
大橘吃着魚丸，貓頭狂點。
邪神寶寶餓了這麽久，好不容易能吃飽都要高興壞了。
聽到桑晚晚的話，它也趕緊點頭：“想想想。”
它要吃吃吃，拼命地吃，總有一天能和胖喵一樣，長得肥頭大耳身體圓溜溜的。
“在我們人類的世界，需要工作才能換換取金錢買食物。”桑晚晚循循善誘道，“所以，你們願不願意跟着我，當我的員工？”
大橘和邪神寶寶滿腦袋都是美味的小魚幹和魚丸，毫不猶豫地點頭：“願意，願意，我們願意打工賺錢。”
桑晚晚拿出一份合約。
她每次招新員工，讓他們簽的當然不是普通的合約，這是主神空間從某個魔法大陸副本拿出來的魔法契約書。
只要簽了，以後永遠都不會背叛她。
桑晚晚攤開合約，“來，按個爪。”
大橘擡起巨大的爪子，“噠”的一聲按下去，邪神寶寶歡快地飛奔過去，整個撲在合約上按下印記。
桑晚晚滿意地把合約收起來，随手塞進包裏。
宋綿看着她的包，眼神無比炙熱。這可是和叮當貓的肚子一樣的包啊。
她腳下挪動，走到懶人椅子旁邊，低頭盯着包。
其他人見桑晚晚這麽容易就把大橘和邪神寶寶收編了，羨慕得不要不要的。
桑晚晚摸着大橘的腦袋，“你們兩個現在都是我的員工，對你們以後的職業我有比較清晰的規劃。比如，你們應該都知道，在人類社會宇宙的盡頭是編制。所有，一份有編制的工作非常重要。”
大橘和邪神寶寶都聽得很認真。
宋綿幾人聽着桑晚晚的話卻愣住了，呆呆地看着她。
桑晚晚道：“你們雖然都是寶寶，但是都很成熟懂事，知道要靠自己工作賺小魚幹。”
大橘擡頭挺胸滿臉驕傲，邪神寶寶“嗯嗯嗯”地附和。
桑晚晚對它們的态度很滿意，繼續溫聲道：“接下來，我會給你們找到一份有編制的工作，你們在工作中要聽領導的話，多做事少說話，知道嗎？”
大橘：“知道喵！”
邪神寶寶：“知道！”
桑晚晚擡頭看向路雨霏他們，“不知道你們管理局缺不缺員工？只要有編制，它們以後就歸你們管理局了。我保證它們會聽話，腳踏實地工作。”
什麽？！她說什麽？！
路雨霏幾人瞪大雙眼，不敢置信地看着她。
他們本來就想為管理局争取大橘和邪神寶寶，剛才都已經放棄了，沒想到峰回路轉，柳暗花明，最終這倆還是屬于管理局的。
管理局當然缺員工啊，缺得不得了，不就是兩個編制嗎？完全沒問題。
別說管理局，只要大橘和邪神寶寶願意，幾個玄門世家的大門都會為它們敞開。
路雨霏身為玄門世家秦家的首席弟子之一，她心裏更樂意把大橘和邪神寶寶拐回秦家。
但是她知道這不可能，只能退而求其次把它們招攬到管理局。
反正秦家和管理局是合作關系，以後秦家的任務可以和管理局借員工。
除了宋綿和張逸，其他人都滿臉喜意。
路雨霏笑呵呵道：“缺缺缺，當然缺，編制沒問題。”
桑晚晚笑着點頭，“好，我會親自和你們林副局談它們倆的工作和收入問題。”
宋綿心髒突突的，總覺得哪裏不對勁。她看着桑晚晚臉上的笑容，腦袋有些迷糊。
桑晚晚站起來，“這裏是大橘同志做的幻境，咱們逛一逛。”
大橘支棱起來了，擡頭挺胸，“咚咚咚”地走在前方帶路，不時還開口介紹它的幻境主要借鑒了哪些貓咪別墅。
一群人浩浩蕩蕩地開始逛起來。
宋綿還在想着桑晚晚剛才說的話。
到底哪裏有問題呢？
桑晚晚打開雨傘，順便把包塞進她手中，“拿着。”
宋綿低頭一看，整個人：“！！！”
天啊，這是、這是桑晚晚的包，能無限量裝東西的包。
宋綿激動得雙手輕顫，臉色緊張，緊緊抱着包仿佛抱着什麽稀世珍寶。
韓修硯無意中看見她的聲色，臉上閃過疑惑。
從路雨霏答應給大橘非自然事件管理局的編制起，張逸的臉就無精打采地耷拉着。
以後，這頭肥喵就是他的同事了，可憐他的玄鐵劍，可憐他的一億七千萬。
張逸一會想着玄鐵劍，一會想着一億七千萬，胸口涼飕飕的，壓根分不清自己心疼的到底是哪個。
在經過一處地方時，張逸眼尖地看見前方的地上安安靜靜地躺着兩塊東西。
那是他每天晚上睡覺時都會撫摸上無數遍，連劍上面的花紋都記得清清楚楚的玄鐵劍。
張逸一個箭步跑上前，“撲通”一聲跪倒在地上，捧着斷裂的玄鐵劍，悲從心來沒忍住嚎啕大哭。
邊上。
管理局1組的人看着張逸，全都搖頭。
有人嘆氣道：“唉，都說男兒有淚不輕彈。那麽好的劍斷了，難怪他哭得那麽慘，換做是我也得心疼死。”
“誰說不是呢？這可是僅此一塊千年玄鐵鑄造而成的劍。”
“頂級大師花費了數十年的時間，唉。”
“可惜，可惜啊，如此寶劍。”
……
張逸聽着衆人的讨論，抱着玄鐵劍淚如雨下。
桑晚晚撐着傘，慢悠悠地走過去。
她瞥了眼那把劍，悠悠開口：“最重要的是，這劍的價格是一億七千萬。”
其他人一愣。
對啊，他們都忘記這劍當年賣出一億七千萬的天價，在玄學圈子裏可是傳了好長的時間。
等等。
一億七千萬的劍，初次用就斷成了兩塊……他們僅僅是想着都覺得心神大震。
張逸渾身僵住，滿腦子都是一億七千萬。
最後他嚎哭得更加凄慘：“我的玄鐵劍，一億七千萬，整整一億七千萬啊。”
衆人：“……”
聽出來了，張逸更在意的是一億七千萬，而非這把劍本身。
聽管理局3組的人說，張逸平時把這玄鐵劍當做老婆寶貝得很，別人碰一下都不行。
現在看來，在一億七千萬面前，老婆都得靠邊站。
張逸哭得昏天暗地，嘴裏一直重複着“一億七千萬”。
等他的哭聲漸漸停下，桑晚晚道：“你要是想買新的劍可以找我，保證比這把玄鐵劍耐用。放心吧，不要一億七千萬，只要一個億，而且永久免費包售後。”
張逸：“……”
兩分鐘後，衆人繼續逛，張逸抱着斷成兩塊的玄鐵劍，失魂落魄地跟在衆人後面。
一群人把整個幻境都逛得差不多，對着大橘叭叭叭地吹了一通彩虹屁。
這會，衆人正好逛到一片樹林旁邊。
桑晚晚摸摸身邊大橘的爪子，說：“好了，我們該出去了。”
路雨霏擡起手看了眼腕表，發現這個時候是晚上七點，他們已經進來這裏好幾個小時。
她點頭：“是該回去了。”
話剛說完，路雨霏“咦”了聲，滿臉疑惑道：“我們是不是忘了什麽？”
其他人都看着她，搖頭：“沒有啊，什麽都沒忘。”
路雨霏猶豫着說：“是嗎？可是我總覺得忘記了很重要的事情。”
此刻，在衆人旁邊的大樹樹頂上。
桑雪柔、桑父、桑忱，還有秦銘，四人都姿态詭異地挂在大樹的枝條上。
他們的狀态都很差。
桑父因為連着吐了好幾口血，整個人虛弱得完全說不出話，半閉着雙眼，透過稀疏的樹葉看着天空，回顧他風光無限的前半生。
桑忱臉上的肉疙瘩炸開後，那些傷口每一分每一秒，都在火辣辣地疼。
更要命的是，就在一分鐘前他突然發現自己的嘴巴張不開了，嘴唇像是被什麽東西牢牢地黏住。
慌亂驚恐過後，桑忱猜測應該是懲罰轉移了。也就是說，大哥不會再放屁，那份懲罰輪到他了。
秦銘是他們中最慘的。
他被大橘一爪子拍飛後，挂到樹上時後腦勺磕到樹枝凸起的地方，整個人都暈了過去。
秦銘不知道自己暈了多久，等他醒過來時發現自己躺在樹枝上，昏迷之前的記憶瞬間湧上心頭。
想起自己在小組成員面前，被那只肥貓一爪子拍飛，他就氣得臉色鐵青，恨不得把那肥貓剁碎。
他想從樹上下去，擡腿發現自己的右腿受傷了，動一下都疼得他滿頭大汗。
秦銘心都涼了。
然而事實告訴他，更讓他心涼的事情在後面。
就在他想着要怎麽從樹上下去的時候，耳邊隐隐傳來“啊啊啊”的尖叫聲，中間還夾着一兩句“救命”。
秦銘愣神間，看見一坨東西從遠到近逼近他，最後“咚”的一聲重重砸在他身上。
“咔！”
一聲輕響，他聽見骨頭斷裂的聲音。幾乎在同一時間，右腿上的疼痛席卷全身。
秦銘被活生生疼暈了過去。
等他的意識清醒過來時，只感覺身上沉甸甸的像是壓着一坨巨石。
他緩緩睜開眼，結果對上一張臉上布滿焦黑色疤痕的臉。那一瞬的沖擊，差點讓他第三次暈過去。
秦銘盯着這張臉看了好一會，才認出這是他未婚妻桑雪柔的臉。
而此刻，桑雪柔正處于昏迷的狀态。
秦銘被壓得臉上紅紫紅紫的。
三人正是在這個時候，聽見樹下有人在說話。影影約約，聽得不大清楚。
Sang Chen wanted to cry for help, but he couldn't open his mouth.
Mr. Sang was now so weak that he had difficulty breathing, let alone shouting for help.
Qin Ming turned his head and said, "Help, help... help..."
under the tree.
"Hmm?" Lu Yufei pricked up her ears. "Did you hear any noise? Is someone shouting for help?"
The others shook their heads.
Qin Ming raised his voice: "Help, help, help!"
Sang Wanwan moved the umbrella away and looked at the tree.
The others also looked up, and then they saw four people hanging on the tree in strange postures.
Everyone: “…”