[It’s over, it’s over. I also feel my stomach starting to hurt. ]
Shen Zhiyi covered her stomach and squatted on the ground without any resistance, which slightly relieved the pain in her stomach.
[System, can your surveillance camera see directly into the human body? Are all the organs in my body being corroded by toxins? I will definitely die soon. Woohoo, mom, dad, and stinky brother, I will miss you, but don't worry, I will die with the old emperor. He is the most noble person in ancient times. Dying with me will be a blessing for our ancestors.]
The old emperor's already not-so-good expression became even worse.
He was sweating coldly and his stomach was cramping.
Unexpectedly, after fighting for his whole life, he ended up failing here.
"Your Majesty!"
Chen Decai, who was suffering from stomachache, said to the civil and military officials around him, "What are you still standing there for? Go call the imperial physician!"
Everyone looked around.
Where is the imperial physician? Where is the imperial physician?
【Ahhhhhhhh, I can’t take it anymore! 】
Shen Zhiyi covered his stomach and fell to the ground.
It scared everyone.
The old emperor stretched out his hand...
[Host, this system thinks you may need to walk forward 100 meters, turn right, walk 50 meters, then turn left and walk 100 meters to the end. You can be cured there, and you don't need any imperial physician.]
[Wuwuwu, system, I knew you would not want me to die. I love you, dear system.]
The system's code quickly became disordered, and it was obvious that Shen Zhiyi was disgusted.
"Shen Zhiyi, don't be afraid, I..."
Before the old emperor’s hand touched Shen Zhiyi, Shen Zhiyi ran in a certain direction at a speed that surprised everyone.
As he ran, he shouted, "I know how to save lives!"
As soon as she finished speaking, the officials with stomachaches hurriedly followed her pace!
We have struggled all our lives to get to this position, we can't bear to die. Who can bear to die?
So everyone rushed forward with all their might.
Even if the old emperor was there, he would pretend not to see it!
The old emperor was so angry that he started cursing.
“You guys!”
What’s yours or mine? Just follow Shen Zhiyi and move forward.
Now is a matter of life and death.
Shen Zhiyi brought a large group of people with him, and each of them had a desire for life in their eyes.
[System, as long as we don't die this time, I will let the old emperor build a temple for you and worship you.]
The system looked at the funny scene in front of it with an expressionless face.
This is too outrageous.
“We’re here, we’re here.”
Shen Zhiyi looked at the small houses in front of him. This was the place the system said could cure them.
[Host, you just need to go in. ]
"OK!"
When Shen Zhiyi opened the door, he was stunned.
[This is... a toilet???]
[No, system, what do you mean? We are all dying, why did you bring me to the toilet?]
[Nonsense, of course it's diarrhea, what else can you do, you're taking laxatives, not poison! ]
【Ah? It's a laxative. 】
Shen Zhiyi touched the tip of his nose awkwardly.
After hearing what the system said, hahaha, it really feels like I'm going to have diarrhea.
[Is it too presumptuous for so many people outside to see me having diarrhea? 】
The expressions on the faces of the civil and military officials who were waiting outside to see how to save their lives were quite interesting when they heard that it was a laxative.
After hearing the word "diarrhea", everyone looked at the remaining two toilets and then looked at each other.
The atmosphere suddenly became tense.
As a leaf fell to the ground, everyone quickly moved to grab the remaining two pits.
If you don't do it in the toilet, you have to do it outside.
Be a civilized person instead of a savage.
The captured abbot of Huguo Temple looked at the scene in disbelief. He collapsed and knelt on the ground, holding his head.
"Impossible, I clearly put poison in it, how could it turn out to be a laxative?"
He had prescribed the medicine himself, so there would definitely be no mistakes.
But the current situation was telling him that the medicine he had given was not poison at all, but a laxative.
[System, are you saying that the person outside originally put poison, but you changed the nature of the poison, so it became a laxative? ]
[Yes, that's right.]
The mechanical voice of the system clearly carried a hint of complacency, and it was obvious that he wanted to hear Shen Zhiyi praise him, but who would have thought that Shen Zhiyi did not praise him.
[You can change the efficacy of the medicine, why don't you just make it non-toxic? Why do you have to make it a laxative? It's so embarrassing now.]
Mainly, it stinks.
The system didn’t expect Shen Zhiyi’s first sentence to be this.
The mechanical voice suddenly became angry.
[It's just giving you diarrhea, it's good enough that you didn't die! ]
Shen Zhiyi smirked.
[I understand. Your ability can only go so far. You can’t completely change it.]
【Ahhhhhh, host, I hate you! 】
The system was so angry that no matter how Shen Zhiyi yelled or apologized, she ignored her.
Helplessly, Shen Zhiyi scratched his head as he watched the civil and military officials in the court constantly scrambling for the toilet.
【Where is the old emperor? 】
The civil and military officials in the court who were holding back their anger were visibly stunned.
Yes, His Majesty!
Shen Zhiyi turned on the surveillance camera and was about to look for the old emperor.
[But... the old emperor must have gone to poop somewhere. It would be too presumptuous for me to look at the surveillance camera directly. Forget it.]
Everyone: Don’t forget it. What if the old emperor doesn’t find a good place to go to the toilet? Now, those of us who squeezed the old emperor will definitely have a hard time in the future.
[Alas, so many people have diarrhea, and there are only three seats. How can the people at the back hold it in? ]
[Oh, I told you I couldn't hold it in anymore, someone pulled their trouser pockets.]
The crowd suddenly fell silent, and everyone shook their heads in denial.
"It's you."
"It's not me. I didn't. I might have been holding it in. It's you."
"It's not me anyway."
"Nnd, I can't do it anymore. I'm going to the woods to relieve myself."
As they spoke, someone rushed out from the crowd and headed straight for the woods. With one person leading the way, more people would follow.
After all, humans are herd animals.
[Sure enough, I finally compromised and became a savage, hahaha. ]
This day is a special day for Huguo Temple.
It was a day worth recording in unofficial history.
The great temple that protected the country first lost its abbot and chief monk, then the three toilets encountered the most explosive day in their lives, and finally the whole forest was filled with the smell of shit.
"vomit."
Shen Zhiyi plugged something into both nostrils to block the constant smell.
[No, where is the old emperor? ]
As a recorder, she now couldn't even find anyone to write about.
Negligence, this is a dereliction of duty on her part.
[Roar, I found it. I found it.]
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