Don't come over here.
The human-shaped shit bomb changed direction and headed towards the old emperor.
Shen Zhiyi had the foresight to shrink behind the fake stone.
[Hahaha, old emperor, why are you running away? Aren’t you here to check on your grandson’s homework?]
Old emperor: Bah, he already has a father, what does he need to do? It’s just because someone wants to watch the fun.
I would never admit that I also wanted to come and see the fun, but unexpectedly I became a part of the fun.
The excitement was like a fire that could not be hidden, and soon all the civil and military officials in the court knew about it.
Because by the next day, Shen Zhiyi's mind was still full of human shit bombs.
[The prince's disaster relief work in Jiangnan went smoothly, but it seems that there was a small problem.]
The old emperor and all the civil and military officials in the court were all worried.
[Hahaha, sorry, when I saw the prince, I thought of that human-shaped shit bomb emperor grandson, hahahaha. ]
The old emperor's mouth twitched, Shen Zhiyi, please pay attention to the key points.
[Oh, I told you, a powerful dragon cannot defeat a local snake. The corrupt officials in Jiangnan Road knew that they were not far from death, so they actually planned to kill the prince directly in an attempt to rebel.]
The old emperor and his ministers looked at each other, and just this one look flashed through their minds.
[Oh my god, the Crown Princess demolished all the toilets in the East Palace. Is this okay? Doesn’t this require the Emperor to ask for his advice? ]
Old Emperor: It's just a toilet, it's not important. What's important is that Shen Zhiyi, please tell me what the situation is in Jiangnan Road.
[I'm so busy, I'm switching between two screens. ]
Old emperor: Those who are capable should do more work, so hurry up and take a look.
[The places in Jiangnan Road that suffered the most from drought were Hengzhou and Jizhou. After the prince came here, he directly chopped off the heads of the governors of these two states, which frightened the governors of other states in Jiangnan Road so much that they kept their tails between their legs at first. With this operation of killing the chicken to scare the monkeys at the beginning, the prince's disaster relief went smoothly. ]
[Logically speaking... oh my god. ]
The old emperor's eyelids jumped. Who was it? Who attracted Shen Zhiyi's attention at the critical moment?
I don’t know how serious this child’s brain disease is. He has never been able to concentrate.
[I didn't expect that after I went home to sleep, such interesting things would happen to the old emperor, hahaha. ]
The serious expressions of the civil and military officials in the court were immediately replaced by a hint of curiosity, and their bodies began to lean towards Shen Zhiyi.
[Hiss, those provincial governors have started to plot how to kill the crown prince. They are so bold that they didn't even choose the night time.]
All the civil and military officials in the court: ???
They had already done all the moves, why did they go back?
But it doesn't matter, this is what they want to hear.
Shen Zhiyi turned his head and looked at what happened to the old emperor last night.
[Hahahaha, this is so funny. Not only does the old emperor have smelly feet, but his farts also stink.]
[He even farted in the queen's bed, and the queen was so disgusted that she threw him and the bed out.]
[The poor old emperor slept on the Luohan bed hugging his quilt all night. ]
[What a pity, I went back to sleep last night, otherwise people would know about the old emperor being kicked out by the queen because he farted.]
The old emperor wished he could bite his teeth to pieces.
Don't think he doesn't know that the people below are trying to hold back their laughter.
“Ahem.”
The old emperor coughed habitually, diverting everyone's attention to himself.
[Cough, cough, cough, you keep coughing all day long. You are just old, not in poor health. Old emperor, you should cough less.]
The old emperor was stunned for a moment, then strangely and deeply moved.
"Everyone, do you have any other thoughts about the Crown Prince's disaster relief in Jiangnan Road?"
All the civil and military officials in the court also knew that the old emperor just wanted Shen Zhiyi to turn his attention back to Jiangnan Road.
But our new Minister of Personnel, who loves to flatter, will definitely not let the old emperor down.
He quoted from classics and praised the prince as the best in the world, and then went on to praise the old emperor and the queen for their good birth.
Even the old emperor, who preferred to be pragmatic, was almost flattered by such sweet words.
[Oh my god, no wonder he can be the top HR in Daye. With this eloquence, I can ride 800 horses and still only have the exhaust gas.]
All the civil and military officials in the court said: This is the point, this is not the point, the point is the prince.
[Right, why did I just think of it? Isn't Jiangnan Dao the area of Hunan, Hubei, and Jiangxi? The old emperor was really awesome. When he divided the administrative regions, he put these three places together. Wasn't he just waiting for them to cause trouble?]
The old emperor tapped the dragon throne thoughtfully.
[Eh? These provincial governors have finally finished their conspiracy. ]
Shen Zhiyi reviewed it carefully, and then couldn’t help but sigh.
[How shameless! How shameless!]
[You guys are ridiculously cheap to be able to come up with such a cheap trick.]
The old emperor was extremely anxious, because that was his own son, the son who had grown up riding on his neck.
What exactly is this plan!
[There has been a severe drought in Jiangnan for a long time, and these people concealed the situation and did not report it until they had made enough money. Then they planned to report it and then embezzle the disaster relief funds. However, they did not expect that the old emperor's Dragon Scale Guards were not vegetarians and had received the news long ago.]
The Dragon Scale Guards were ashamed.
[The person who came was the prince, and he was in charge of Jiangnan Road. He brought the disaster relief funds and had no intention of leaving. This made it impossible for them to touch the disaster relief funds. ]
【Damn it! 】
The eyes of all the civil and military officials in the court jumped. This dynasty was Daye, and in order to avoid taboos, people used to call him "uncle", but now they have to call him "Aye", not to mention using "his uncle's" as a swear word.
Some civil officials couldn’t stand it and came up with tens of thousands of words in their minds to impeach Shen Zhiyi.
Shen Zhiyi was so immersed in that rather despicable scheme that he didn't notice that the atmosphere in the Hall of Supreme Harmony was strange at the moment.
[These corrupt officials should all be killed. They have already reached the tragic situation of eating their own children, yet they still want to embezzle the disaster relief funds. They are beasts. No, they are worse than beasts. They can still be the local officials in this way. Old emperor, why don’t you keep a close eye on them? Why do you let go of all the cats and dogs? ]
[The prince shouldn't have just killed two corrupt officials, he should have killed all of them in that area.]
Shen Zhiyi scolded the corrupt officials of Jiangnan Road for a whole incense stick of time.
All the civil and military officials in the court did not know what dirty methods those corrupt officials used to harm the prince.
Shen Zhiyi took a short break at halftime and continued to fight.
[Those corrupt officials are really worthless. They plan to poison the food that the prince worked so hard to get, and use the anger of the victims to deal with the prince.]
[The prince is in danger. I remember seeing a county magistrate being trampled to death by the victims. In the end, the governor there used the county magistrate's death as an excuse to kill a group of victims.]
The old emperor was so angry that he slammed the dragon throne on the spot.
He originally thought that he was a competent emperor, but he didn't expect that his subordinates were so rotten.
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