The old emperor, who had been emperor for more than 20 years, had not felt this extremely nervous for a long time.
The look in Shen Zhiyi's eyes showed that the things in the big basin were not good things!
Is his mother going to drug him?
Not really.
The old emperor's reason told him that it would not be the case.
But Shen Zhiyi didn't hide her excitement at all!!!
The old emperor stared at the pot of something with a pair of nervous eyes. As the lid was not opened, and before he could see clearly what was inside, he burst into laughter in his mind.
The Queen Mother's face distorted as she experienced this for the first time.
The old emperor glanced at Shen Zhiyi amid his laughter, and the next second, he was stunned.
He silently stretched out his finger and pointed.
"Mom, what are you doing?"
【Blood! 】
“Blood.”
The old emperor spent all his life's energy suppressing the urge to swear.
You can’t say it. If you say it, it would be extremely disrespectful to your parents.
but!
"Mother, why did you give your son blood, a basin of blood?"
"And even if you give your son a basin of blood, can you make a dish out of it? Just bring the steaming hot blood over here. You can't let me drink it straight away."
[Eh~ That's really disgusting. ]
The old emperor nodded in agreement.
Shen Zhiyi, this kid, finally thought about him.
"What pig blood?"
The Queen Mother frowned.
Before she could answer, Shen Zhiyi took the lead.
[It is indeed not pig blood, this is real deer blood, very nutritious, hehe, the empress dowager is afraid that the old emperor is useless, so she served him such a large basin of deer blood, even if he is not good enough, he must be very good.]
The old emperor looked at his mother in shock.
The Queen Mother nodded affirmatively.
"Son, this is deer blood. If you drink it, you will return to thirty-three."
[I don’t know if I can return to the embryo by the age of thirty-three.]
The Queen Mother slammed the table angrily.
What did that voice mean? It actually dared to curse her son to death!
The old emperor quickly stretched out his hand and said anxiously: "Mother, this can't be done!"
[The Queen Mother is angry. The old emperor values his mother very much. He might really drink. How can that be allowed?]
[This deer blood was just taken from a live deer. It was not even processed. I don’t know how many bacteria and viruses are hidden in it. You know, blood is very dirty.]
[And even if it was processed, if the old emperor drank this amount, he would have to go to the toilet for days and nights, and then vomit until he was dizzy.]
[Tsk tsk tsk, the Queen Mother's behavior is exactly the same as those old men and women in my hometown. They say that something is good for the human body, so they feed it crazily without any restraint, and they have no idea that too much is as bad as too little. ]
The old emperor looked at his mother and nodded vigorously.
The empress dowager, feeling guilty, had a small bowl of food served to the old emperor.
"It's a little gift from my mother after all."
The old emperor looked at the bowl of blood in front of him and still couldn't bring himself to eat it.
"Drink it while it's hot. After you finish, I'll give you something else."
The old emperor said he didn't want to drink.
"Mom, have you dealt with it?"
"What to process? Only the original flavor will work best."
[The Queen Mother is a person who believes in folk remedies. Even if the imperial physician comes and says that it cannot be drunk directly, it will be useless.]
[Tsk tsk tsk, should I prepare to write about when the old emperor will pass away? I don’t know if this man in his sixties will get a serious illness after drinking unprocessed deer blood.]
The Queen Mother didn't like to hear this.
What did the attendant mean? Why did he curse her son to death over and over again?
As soon as the empress dowager stood up, she was pushed down again by the old emperor.
"You are old, please stop making trouble."
"What do you mean old? I'm only eighteen!"
[Yes, yes, yes, eighteen is the reverse of eighteen, this year is eighty. ]
The empress dowager was about to stand up again, but the old emperor pushed her down again.
"Okay, okay, mom, you just turned eighteen this year."
The Queen Mother liked to hear this.
"Okay, okay, you seem to be quite sweet today. Forget about not drinking the blood. I'll have someone cook it into soup for you."
[Blood soup~]
The corner of the old emperor's mouth twitched, as if some things had a different taste when they reached Shen Zhiyi's mouth.
After the deer blood was taken away, the empress dowager couldn't wait to take the old emperor to her warehouse.
There were piles of gold, and the old emperor was so stunned that his eyes widened.
"Mom, please tell me honestly, where did all this money come from?"
"Look at the look in your eyes. Don't worry, son. I have never embezzled the people's money."
The old emperor was relieved and began to ask where the gold came from.
[Where else could it come from? The most direct source is your father’s tomb.]
The Queen Mother did not try to hide it and said directly, "Since you have already stuffed some fake goods into that old man's pockets, I might as well sell all the remaining real ones. Son, you are short of money, right? These are all prepared by your mother for you. You can use the money for whatever you want. Giving it to that old man as a burial object is really a waste of resources."
【ox! 】
Shen Zhiyi couldn’t help but silently gave a thumbs up.
It can be seen from this that the Queen Mother truly hated the late Emperor.
"As for that tomb robber, it would be too hasty to just kill him. When I get tired of him, you can drag him out as a scapegoat and say that he stole everything in the imperial mausoleum and stuffed the fakes in there."
[Damn, this is a master. This is a master.]
Who would have thought that the old emperor would shake his head and reject it.
"No, no, if this matter gets out, won't I have to replenish the things in the imperial mausoleum for the sake of my reputation?"
After all, so many people are watching.
The Queen Mother thought about it carefully, nodded and said, "As expected of my son, what you said makes a lot of sense. Fine, let's write a story about it in the history books. If someone in the future finds out, it will not be good for your reputation."
Zhang Sheren and Chen Decai on the side pinched their thighs desperately, thinking about all the saddest things in their lives before they could barely suppress their laughter.
Queen Mother, Queen Mother, Your Majesty’s reputation has long been gone.
The old emperor was speechless for a moment.
Obviously, he also thought of some things that Shen Zhiyi wrote in his daily notes, as well as the unofficial history that Zhang Sheren secretly wrote.
What a reputation.
Gone long ago.
"Mom, I understand."
"I'm glad you understand. Come here, there is a fortune tree made of pure gold in this storeroom. Mother left it specially for you."
【Money tree? Gold?】
Shen Zhiyi was excited and looked at the Queen Mother eagerly.
[Although the fortune tree will not be mine, it's nice to take a look at it. ]
The Queen Mother was very pleased to hear this and said happily, "I specially found the best craftsman in Luozhou to build the fortune tree. It is two meters tall."
【Two meters?】
Shen Zhiyi widened his eyes and looked around. All he could see was gold bars. Where did the golden fortune tree come from?
The old emperor looked at the empress dowager.
The Queen Mother: "How could something like this be placed right here, on the second floor of the storeroom?"
【Oh, there is none on the second floor. 】
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