【How dare you say that. 】
The Minister of Rites was unable to catch his breath: "Ahem."
[Let’s talk about the water in the jars at the Imperial Examination Hall. My god, it’s so dirty that it’s changed every three years. Some even don’t change it once every three years!]
[Oh, by the way, when the Minister of Rites was taking the Imperial Examination, he drank the old wine in the jar that had not been changed for three years, which caused him to have to poop in the toilet for a whole day, and thus failed the exam.]
[The Minister of Rites, who had been delayed for three years, hated the then Minister of Rites.]
All the civil and military officials in the court suddenly thought of something.
The former Minister of Rites was eventually exiled, and the source of his exile was indeed the secret reported by the current Minister of Rites.
The son killed someone.
Corruption and bribery.
The evidence of several serious crimes, including the chaos in the imperial examination system, was laid out in front of the old emperor.
The former Minister of Rites had no room to argue.
My goodness, it's like sleeping on straw and eating bitter food under the hands of someone you hate.
You know, the current Minister of Rites worked under the former Minister of Rites for eight years.
This guy is really patient in order to collect evidence of the crime committed by the previous Minister of Rites.
[No, it’s fine if you just hold a grudge against me, but why do you want to take revenge on the candidates behind you? ]
[It was really hard for me to find it. During the imperial examination six years ago, you deliberately did not change the water in the jars in the Imperial Examination Hall. You felt that you suffered, and future generations must also experience it once!]
The Minister of Rites' eyelids twitched.
This happened, but he has no recollection of it at all.
After noticing the half-smile in the old emperor's eyes, the Minister of Rites slid to his knees skillfully.
The old emperor: "I suddenly remembered that in the examination six years ago, there seemed to be a lot of people who were unwell. Minister of Rites, you must pay close attention this time."
"Yes, yes, your Majesty is right."
The Minister of Rites nodded repeatedly: "I will make sure that this examination is clean and hygienic."
"And we have also strengthened the relevant services and security for this examination, which will definitely be more thoughtful than before!"
[Huh? Are you sure that's considered thoughtful?]
Shen Zhiyi flipped through the conversation between the Minister of Rites and Chen Yuanwailang of the Ministry of Rites last night, and couldn't help but wipe his sweat.
[This is wonderful. The service this time is really thoughtful. Even the chrysanthemums were not spared. ]
[This job of body search is really hard to earn money, and you have to touch other people's anus. ]
The civil and military officials in the court, who were originally confused about what "chrysanthemum" was, suddenly understood.
At this moment, everyone was feeling lucky that they had taken the exam early.
The imperial examination was strict, but it was the first time in history that it was so strict that even the examinees' anus were not spared.
Minister of Rites, you are really a heavy-handed person.
The Minister of Rites snorted coldly.
So what?
He did this to make sure that someone had stuffed the cheat sheet into that place, so he naturally had to check it carefully.
[Is there really anyone who would leave cheat sheets in a place like that?]
[Eh——]
Shen Zhiyi disdained it fiercely.
[It's really not dirty. 】
【etc. 】
Shen Zhiyi seemed to have seen something interesting.
The old emperor moved his butt in the direction of Shen Zhiyi.
[Hahahahahahahaha, Minister of Rites you are truly a talent, a great talent. I declare that the title of great talent now belongs to you.]
Chen Decai: Come on, Shen Lang, this title is mine!!!
[I didn’t expect the Minister of Rites to be such a Minister of Rites. ]
[When the Minister of Rites was taking the examination for the Tongsheng, he stuffed the cheat sheet into his anus. I was like, who would think of searching their anus during a body search? It seems like you did it yourself, so you think someone would do the same, hahahaha.]
“Puff.”
A very low, suppressed laugh was heard from within the hall.
A certain official realized that he had lost his temper and quickly covered his mouth.
Fortunately, Shen Zhiyi was so absorbed in it that he didn’t notice it at all.
Some officials would rather pull out their beards than laugh in order to suppress their laughter.
Some officials were curious and secretly looked at the Minister of Rites' butt.
His eyes were so scorching.
The Minister of Works stroked his beard with satisfaction.
There is one more butt in this hall being stared at by “tens of thousands of people”.
He, the Minister of Works, is not just one person!
[However, at that time, no one thought that there would be candidates who would put cheat sheets in their chrysanthemums. The Minister of Rites did manage to sneak in, but the cheat sheets were not used at all.]
[I can’t hold it in any longer. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.]
[I worked so hard to copy the notes all night, but none of them were correct, hahahaha. ]
[The most interesting part is here. At that time, the Minister of Rites had a stomachache and wanted to go to the toilet. At that time, the young Minister of Rites couldn't hold it back at all, hahahaha. ]
Shen Zhiyi bit the back of her hand.
[So during the entire exam, the pants of the Minister of Rites had poop mixed with cheat sheets, and the cheat sheets were stained with poop.]
"Hahaha."
The old emperor couldn't help laughing.
Shen Zhiyi looked up suddenly: What the hell, why are you so happy?
The Minister of Rites stared at Shen Zhiyi resentfully.
Is it necessary to bring up things that happened when he was ten years old at his age?
He still wants this old face!
The old emperor noticed Shen Zhiyi raised his head and immediately made amends in a familiar manner.
"Well, I think the arrangement of the imperial examination by the Minister of Rites is very thoughtful. I am pleased to hear it."
[Of course it's very thoughtful, even checking other people's anus. ]
[Wait, I think I will be the one standing at the door to check then???]
Shen Zhiyi collapsed.
[You can't let me see a man's anus, oh no! I refuse. ]
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