[On the 30th day of the month, he reviewed memorials in the Yanying Palace. He was in a bad temper, sometimes saying "get out", sometimes "asshole", and sometimes "fuck you".]
The old emperor, who was so furious from reviewing memorials, restrained himself for a moment.
Then I thought, why should he be depressed here?
The old emperor threw away the memorial in his hand and said to Shen Zhiyi: “Come here.”
Shen Zhiyi, who was still writing his daily notes, looked at the old emperor beside him in confusion.
"Your Majesty, what do you want me to do?"
"Come and see how I approve this."
The palace maids and eunuchs around them, who always had expressionless faces, now showed some cracks.
The emperor actually asked an attendant to review memorials.
What a great grace.
[What a good old emperor! He actually asked me to do something that could easily offend people.]
Shen Zhiyi felt bitter, but he still had to smile and thank the emperor for his great grace.
Bah!
The old emperor didn't care what Shen Zhiyi was thinking. He directly handed all the memorials from the Minister of Taichang Temple to Shen Zhiyi.
Shen Zhiyi took a look.
[Wow, this guy is also 666. ]
[Taichang Temple Minister: Your Majesty, good morning? ]
【Old Emperor: I am fine.】
【Taichang Temple Minister: Your Majesty, good afternoon? 】
【Old Emperor: I am fine. 】
[Taichang Temple Minister: Your Majesty, good night? ]
【Old Emperor: I am fine. 】
[Hahahahaha, I can almost see the old emperor gritting his teeth at those last few words.]
Shen Zhiyi suppressed his laughter and found that all the letters written by the Minister of Taichang Temple were greetings, which were not nutritious at all.
The old emperor glanced at Shen Zhiyi and smiled, “I’ll make you cry later.”
"Just approve all the memorials submitted by this bastard."
"ah?"
As dinner time approached, Shen Zhiyi’s hands were about to break from criticizing.
[Wow, this is not a job for humans, wow, help me, I have never felt this painful even when I was punished to copy characters in elementary school, ahhhh, damn old emperor, damn Minister of the Ministry of Rites, why do you have to write so many greetings! ]
Shen Zhiyi was going crazy.
When the court was held the next day, the long-lost temperatureless sun appeared in the sky.
But because the weather was still too cold, the morning court session was moved to the afternoon.
[On the first day of the twelfth month of the twentieth year of Emperor Taizong's reign, he went to the Hall of Supreme Harmony and presented a petition of exemption from responsibility.]
After writing a paragraph, Shen Zhiyi quickly stuffed his hands into his sleeves and began to empty his mind.
[The old emperor actually found a Taoist priest yesterday. This is the end of the world. Is the prosperous Daye Dynasty about to fall into decline? ]
The old emperor didn't like to hear this.
Soon, the censors who heard Shen Zhiyi's thoughts gave advice.
Quoting classics to express that emperors who were obsessed with immortality would eventually have a bad ending.
[Oh, these snitch-loving high-ranking officials are really well-informed. The Taoist priest entered the palace late last night, and they already know about it. But it seems that the old emperor did not seek immortality from the Taoist priest.]
[It turns out that the old emperor found this Taoist priest for the Empress. ]
The censors who had been advising the old emperor shut up silently.
——Chen Zhiyi, can’t you read it faster and more comprehensively next time? ! !
[When winter came, the Empress' already poor health became more obvious, and she slept more than usual. This frightened the old emperor so much that he started looking for a Taoist priest.]
[What do you call this? This is called desperately seeking medical help. ]
The old emperor curled his lips, ready to turn a deaf ear to Shen Zhiyi's words.
If those useless people in the Imperial Hospital could cure the Queen, would he have to look for a Taoist priest?
[It's fine if you just go to random doctors, but why did you find a fake Taoist priest? ]
What the hell?
The old emperor, who originally wanted to ignore Shen Zhiyi, began to listen attentively.
Without the former Minister of Personnel who was very sensible and was trying to make amends for the old emperor, the entire Hall of Supreme Harmony became extremely quiet for a moment.
The old emperor was very confused. How could he have made the wrong choice? The Dragon Scale Guards had done background checks on him.
[The old emperor must not have known that the Taoist priest he was originally looking for died on the way, so his servant found him, so he found a fake Taoist priest and fed him delicious food and drinks last night. Hahahaha, you are such a sucker, old emperor. ]
The old emperor clenched his fists in anger.
He has always been the one to cheat others, but now there are others who are trying to cheat him!
After Shen Zhiyi laughed for a while, he saw something again and his expression became subtle.
[It's strange, how could this fake Taoist secretly meet the third prince Cheng Wang at Taiye Lake. ]
Let me see what they are talking about.
[My goodness, this fake Taoist priest is having an affair with King Cheng. ]
The old emperor made a swish and the person on the dragon throne disappeared.
Shen Zhiyi didn't notice it at all, but was extremely excited.
[Good fellow, good fellow, others use money and beauty to win people's hearts, you became king by relying on your beauty to win people's hearts, but how can you do it yourself? ]
"hiss!"
“I’ll go!”
There were rustling sounds among the civil and military officials in the court.
[Hahaha, if anyone passes by the biggest tree in the southeast of Taiye Lake, my god, it would be fine if you were the King Cheng, but why are you still the one at the bottom?]
[Hurry, take it off, take it off.]
Shen Zhiyi closed his eyes silently and recited in his heart.
【Don’t look at what is indecent. Don’t look at what is indecent. 】
Shen Zhiyi, who had silently recited "Don't look at anything indecent" a hundred times, finally couldn't help but open one eye.
When I opened my eyes, I had a great time.
[Hahahaha, damn, the old emperor kicked King Cheng in the ass.]
[The force was so strong that it left a footprint on the opponent's butt. ]
[But...]
Shen Zhiyi closed her eyes, covered her stomach with her right hand, lowered her head, and laughed so hard that her whole shoulders were shaking.
[I can’t take it anymore, I’m dying of laughter. 】
All the civil and military officials in the court said: Shen Zhiyi, what did you see? Keep talking!
What happened next?
It couldn't be that the old emperor didn't go there to separate them, but to join them?
[Old Emperor, can you pick a better time next time you kick me? People are busy on earth.]
[The kick you made was like a nail that was originally inserted into a small hole but was only halfway in place. It was directly pressed in and could not be pulled out.]
[Old emperor, you still have the nerve to ask them to separate. How can they separate? Hahahaha. ]
Shen Zhiyi's stomach started to hurt from trying so hard to hold back her laughter.
The old emperor on the other side soon noticed this as well. He took a step back and walked to the side of the two men.
"Don't move."
As soon as he finished speaking, the old emperor kicked the two men in the side.
The next second, a scream resounded throughout the palace.
[Wow, it’s broken.]
All the civil and military officials in the court gasped. Those with poor concentration bent their waists, feeling a dull pain somewhere.
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