Someone disagreed: "It's so inconvenient to take a woman with you when you go out to sea."
"That's right."
[Why is it inconvenient? Do I eat your rice? 】
General Weihu nodded vigorously: That's right, I brought my wife and children to eat your rice, and the emperor didn't say anything!
[If it was a girl in the boudoir, I really wouldn't recommend General Weihu to take her with him, but his wife and children, hey, they are really fierce. ]
Shen Zhiyi shuddered imperceptibly.
[The Minister of Rites kneeling on a washboard when he returned home is nothing. Our General Weihu went to a brothel once before and was beaten by his wife until one of his teeth fell out.]
The old emperor was stunned.
It turns out that the tooth that General Weihu said he knocked out accidentally when he fell was actually caused by a beating from his own wife.
Hahaha.
"Ahem, I remember that General Weihu's wife seemed to be your senior sister?"
"Yes, yes, yes, Your Majesty has a good memory. She is my senior sister from the same sect. Her skills are excellent, much better than mine."
General Weihu was afraid that the old emperor would not agree, so he praised his wife to others as a rare genius rarely seen in a century.
[Although it's a bit exaggerated, your wife is indeed better than you. She once killed a black bear in a single fight. But are you sure your wife is willing to accompany you to the sea? This trip will take many years.]
This question touched upon the key point, and General Weihu fell silent.
[Your wife is addicted to playing mahjong every day, so she has no time. Uh, General Weihu, it seems your wife has beaten someone to death!!!]
General Weihu: "Ah?"
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