Chapter 84 Shen Zhiyi: I really want to be vulgar



[General Weihu's wife is a very sentimental person. She went to a teahouse with a few girls to play mahjong. Unexpectedly, the man of one of the girls came up and beat her up.]

[How could General Weihu's wife pretend not to see such a thing? ]

[Of course, he went up to the man and beat him up, but he didn't use any restraint in his blows and he probably beat him to death?]

[Should he have been beaten to death? ]

General Weihu wiped the sweat from his face.

Shen Zhiyi, please hurry up and take a closer look, is he beaten to death?

But don't beat him to death. The old emperor is here. If you beat him to death, he won't have the courage to use his connections to suppress this matter.

[Hey, the legs seem to be moving, so he must be alive.]

Not dead!

General Weihu felt himself standing up.

As long as the person is not dead, everything is fine.

[Roar! The wife of the man who beat someone up wants to sue the wife of General Weihu! ]

What, what, what? Everyone was confused by Shen Zhiyi.

Whose daughter-in-law wants to sue whose daughter-in-law?

The Dali Temple Minister looked at the people around him with disdain and whispered, "Idiot, General Weihu's wife's little sister is repaying kindness with enmity!"

Roar, I understand.

General Weihu was furious.

No, what does that woman mean? His wife was kind enough to help her, but she wants to sue his wife???

"Your Majesty, I have three urgent matters!"

The old emperor waved his hand and said, "Go ahead."

[Hmm? The old emperor is in such a good mood today? Isn't it said that you can't go to the toilet during court? Isn't it said that this is disrespectful to the old emperor? Then why am I making myself wet with diapers! ]

The eyes of all the civil and military officials in the court lit up.

What a great thing diapers are!

You know, you can't walk around freely during court sessions, which means you can't go to the toilet.

After all, the old emperor didn't go to the toilet. If these ministers went to the toilet, it would leave a bad impression in the eyes of the old emperor, and it would affect their careers.

Therefore, many ministers did not drink water when they came, and tried not to eat much. If they felt like coming, they had to hold it in.

[I really admire the court officials below. For example, the editor who has a stomachache now, I wonder if he really wants to go to the toilet. ]

Xu Xiuzhuan: nnd Shen Zhiyi, stop talking. It’s so unlucky to be your colleague!

[And that guy, the Minister of War, I really want to pee in a lewd way, but forget it, I still want to maintain my manners. ]

The Minister of War had a very ugly old face.

I think you, Shen Zhiyi, have very little quality.

Originally, he didn't really want to go, but now he really wants to go.

“Puff.”

The old emperor immediately suppressed his smile.

After watching the excitement for a while, the Minister of Rites stood up and said, "Your Majesty, I want to impeach the Right Vice Minister of Rites, Jiang Yuanwailang of Rites, and the Imperial College Jijiu... When they served as the chief examiners of the joint examination, they bent the law for personal gain, accepted bribes, and committed fraud, which violated the fairness of the imperial examination. Please punish them severely."

The old emperor's eyebrows jumped, and he even pulled out the radish and brought out the mud. Shen Zhiyi only mentioned the Right Vice Minister of the Ministry of Rites, but he didn't expect that there would be a lot of people after checking.

[Hasn't the Imperial College's chief priest been caned to death? The Minister of Rites is really strict. He listed all the dead without letting them go.]

The Minister of Rites raised his head proudly.

Of course, we have to do things perfectly. The last incident in Shuntian Prefecture was an exception.

"Your Majesty, this is unjust!"

When the Right Vice Minister of Rites saw that his name was called, he came out on his knees.

[Why are you accusing me of something? Do you think that burning the account book will get away with it? ]

[You certainly didn't expect that your original account book was secretly presented to the old emperor by your younger brother.]

"What!"

The Right Vice Minister of Rites felt dizzy before his eyes. He never dreamed that the person who would betray him would be his cowardly and insignificant brother.

"That's impossible."

[The Right Vice Minister of the Ministry of Rites would definitely not believe it, thinking that his own brother, who always shrinks his neck, would definitely not have the courage to do so.]

Right Vice Minister of the Ministry of Rites: That’s right.

[But generally, people like this are very afraid of death. If what you did is exposed, it will be a serious crime punishable by the death of all nine generations of your clan. Your brother still wants to live.]

The Right Vice Minister of Rites was furious. If he had known earlier, he would have killed that useless brother.

Another group of officials were executed for cheating in the imperial examination, but as the Spring Festival was approaching, the old emperor planned to execute them after the new year.

A number of positions have become vacant and have to be rearranged.

So Chen Yuanwailang of the Ministry of Rites, who was still grading papers, was gloriously reinstated to his original position, but he was transferred from left to right.

The old emperor blessed the Minister of Rites and said, "Let those examiners correct the papers as soon as possible."

[Oh, yes, yes, you reminded me. Let me see how Su Ziruo did in the exam. I have high hopes for you!!!]

[Uh, the names are all blurred out, I don’t know which one is it, forget it. ]

Shen Zhiyi switched the surveillance to General Weihu, then his eyes widened.

[Old Emperor, I want to tell a tattletale! General Weihu didn't go to the toilet at all! ]

Old Emperor: It is indeed urgent to save my wife, there is nothing wrong with it.

[How did General Weihu know that his wife was in trouble? ]

All the civil and military officials in the court froze in tacit agreement.

The old emperor winked at his followers and urged them to think of a reason quickly!

The whole court looked at each other, how are we going to make up for this?!

[Forget it, no matter how he knew, this couple made me laugh to death, they pinched the legs and nose of the man who fell to the ground, as if they were afraid that he was really dead.]

Shen Zhiyi cleared his throat. The old emperor and all the civil and military officials in the court knew that Shen Zhiyi was going to perform another situational performance.

[The little sister of General Weihu's wife: You killed my husband, I will report it to the police, I will report it to the police, my husband, please don't leave me alone. ]

[General Weihu's wife: Are you out of your mind? He beat you like a sandbag, and you still can't bear to leave him? People like him deserve to be beaten to death.]

[General Weihu's wife's little sister: What do you know? A woman follows her husband after marriage. My husband is my heaven. You beat him to death. How can I live alone in the future?]

Shen Zhiyi spat fiercely and felt a chill.

[This is bullshit, this guy thinks it smells good even though he lives in a pigpen full of shit, I give up! ]

Obviously, in addition to the angry Shen Zhiyi, General Weihu's wife was also very angry.

[General Weihu's wife: I think you are out of your mind. What's so good about this pig?]

[Hahahaha, this wife of General Weihu is really my mouthpiece. It would be so unfair if I were to be imprisoned because of this couple.]

Cases of murder are usually brought to the Dali Temple for trial.

Since one of the parties involved General Weihu, the people in the Dali Temple were waiting for the Dali Temple Minister to come back before handling the matter.

The old emperor also noticed this, so he withdrew from the court and went to the Dali Temple with his entourage.

[By the way, is the pig-headed man who beat people dead? Not dead, right? Dead, right? ]

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