Chapter 277 Do you love farting?

Idiot Outlaw 6 was anxious all night and he boldly woke You Xiaoxia up before dawn the next day.

This caused You Xiaoxia to lack sleep and she was still yawning when she arrived at the set.

Xiao Jiang considerately moved a chair for her, but as soon as You Xiaoxia's butt touched the chair, Lao Liu started screaming again.

[Xiao Xia, please go and do your work. I beg you.]

[Hmm?] You Xiaoxia was unmoved. She ate her egg pancake while chatting with Lao Liu, [Isn't this my mission? Why do I feel like you are more proactive than me?]

[Uh...] Old 6 got stuck again.

Well, it seems that the one in charge should not get too close to the host. If it wants to bind new people in the future, it must be fair and just and assign tasks directly. If they fail to complete the task, they will be shocked. Hehe!

Old 6 seemed to have realized something, and in his fantasy of being "Cold-faced 6", his thoughts wandered happily.

[You've been gushing for a long time. What are you gushing about? ]

[Uh, oh,] Lao Liu came back to his senses, [It's like this, we are one, the mission is for you, and it's also for me, so of course I have to help you complete it!]

Lao Liu thought about it and decided to scare You Xiaoxia.

[Xiao Xia, this is it. If we fail to complete the mission, we will both be in trouble in the future! The system department will punish me, and they will punish you too!]

[Oh?] Unexpectedly, You Xiaoxia fell flat on her face upon hearing this, [Then let that damn system bureau punish me, I don’t want to live anyway!]

Lao 6 was dumbfounded: […No, life is so wonderful. Look, you have money and free time now, and you can eat melons anytime and anywhere. Xiaoxia, be good, just live. It’s good to live. At worst, I won’t force you anymore in the future! ]

[Tsk, since you begged me so much, I'll do it.] You Xiaoxia sat up again.

Xiao Jiang, who had been listening for a long time, was almost laughing his ass off. It turned out that Xiao Xia was so good at controlling Lao Liu.

I thought that systems were all very powerful, just like what was written in novels, controlling the life and death of the host, threatening to use electric shocks, or killing with one click. Now it seems that not every system is so bad!

At least the old 6 is very good!

Old No. 6 felt frustrated, and then the world began to become a better place.

Lao Liu was too aggrieved to say anything, but You Xiaoxia didn't fail to complete the task on purpose. They were having breakfast right now. Of all the big things in the world, eating is the most important thing!

After finishing the waffle and wiping her mouth, she suddenly stretched out her arms, raised them high and gestured twice in the air.

"Swoosh--" Not far away, Agent Xiaoyuan suddenly withdrew the telescope.

What Xiao Xia meant by the gesture just now was... that he wanted to meet her?!

Xiao Yuan glanced at Ye Yutong who was filming not far away, and struggled internally for a while. In the end, the dog sneaked away from the set.

Just as she turned a corner, she was suddenly pulled by someone and staggered. After she stood up, her eyes met You Xiaoxia's half-smile.

"Uh... Teacher Xia, are you looking for me?"

You Xiaoxia nodded: "Xiaoyuan, Xiaoxia, I treat you well, don't I? I allow you to secretly follow me to eat melons, and you use that broken thing to monitor me every day, and I didn't say anything."

Oops, I came out in such a hurry that I forgot to put it away.

Madoka suddenly threw the telescope hanging around her neck behind her.

"Don't be nervous. Since I know about it but haven't said anything, that means I have tacitly acknowledged it. Otherwise, you will have a hard time explaining it to your superiors!"

Xiaoyuan was so moved that she almost cried: Look, this is a good boss!

How come she didn't meet such a good boss!

"Teacher Xiao Xia, do you need an assistant? I want to be the first to sign up!"

You Xiaoxia: "...Don't interrupt me!"

"Oh." Xiaoyuan lowered her head.

"So what do you want to talk to me about? Let me make it clear first. No matter what, I am teacher Ye Yutong's assistant. I have professional ethics. If, if you want to ask me for some dirty laundry, I don't have any."

Xiaoyuan has been working in the entertainment industry for a while, and she has seen too many cases of people buying negative information from people close to celebrities.

She thought You Xiaoxia was also here to buy some dirt. After all, Ye Yutong and Song Linlang were rivals!

You Xiaoxia: “…” I didn’t expect that this silly-looking little girl is actually not silly at all!

"I don't buy negative information!" said You Xiaoxia.

Xiaoyuan thought for a moment and said, "Well... it's not okay for me to be your undercover agent. I can't betray my boss anyway."

At least not when you are receiving salary from others!

You Xiaoxia: “…”

She sighed: "I don't buy dirt, nor do I let you be an undercover agent, let alone a traitor!"

"Oh, you should have said it earlier." Xiao Yuan heaved a sigh of relief and patted her chest. "I was scared to death. So tell me, what do you want me to do, Teacher Xia?"

You Xiaoxia: "..." Am I that scary? Also, who does Xiaoyuan think I am?

"Okay," she returned to the topic, "Actually, I just want to ask you, have you ever seen Ye Yutong hold a courier box that is about this long and this wide?"

You Xiaoxia used her hands to measure the size of it: "If you have seen it, can you tell me what is inside it?"

Express box? Xiaoyuan frowned and thought carefully.

Suddenly, she slapped her head and said, "Oh, that one, I know!"

She said quickly, "Teacher Xiaoxia, please wait here for me." Xiaoyuan said and ran away quickly.

Not long after, she came back, holding the same box in the photo and in Ye Yutong's arms.

[Old 6, is it the same? ]

[Ah, yes, but...]

But before Lao Liu could finish his words, Xiaoyuan had already run back, and You Xiaoxia also knew what Lao Liu had not finished saying.

Xiao Yuan opened the box breathlessly and showed the contents to You Xiaoxia: "Teacher Xiaoxia, is this what you are talking about?"

You Xiaoxia looked at the white, round thing in Xiaoyuan's hand in silence.

"Hey, this is a carrot?"

Xiao Yuandian nodded: "Flying radish, spicy, pickled pepper flavor, very delicious, it is Teacher Ye's magic food when he is hungry, and it is also a fat-reducing tool!"

You Xiaoxia's face turned green: "That's it, there's nothing else in it?"

"No more!" Xiaoyuan took out the few remaining ones and shook the empty box for You Xiaoxia to see.

"These are the only ones left. I have to remember to place an order online later and buy another box to store. Teacher Ye loves to eat this, and we can't stop having it."

You Xiaoxia: "..." expressionless, "Fart?"

"Ah? What?" Xiaoyuan didn't understand.

You Xiaoxia: "I say, your teacher Ye eats radishes every day, so he must be prone to farting!"

Xiao Yuan smiled innocently: "…This is Teacher Ye's privacy, I can't tell you!"