Don't worry, don't worry, now he can finally relax.
"Hurry, hurry, put everything on this table. Xiaojun, Xiaomei, come up and count the number of wild fruits. Oh, we've been waiting for you. After waiting for so long, you're finally here." The assistant director stood up and gave instructions while speaking.
"Why are you thinking about us so much?" Lu Yining said jokingly: "Sorry, there was a small incident on the way and we are a little late, otherwise we would have been here a long time ago."
No one remembered to reply to Lu Yanke or say a few words to her, and they all subconsciously ignored her.
"I know, I know." The assistant director nodded repeatedly. "At first, we thought we'd call the police and have them come and rescue you. But then we saw you guys were handling it so well, so we didn't call them again."
The assistant director even had reason to suspect that, judging by Lu Yining's immense strength, even ten members of the basketball team wouldn't be her match!
If Superman came and saw her, he would probably have to retreat!
"Anyway, it's really great to see that you are all okay."
As soon as the assistant director finished speaking, Director Liu nodded promptly. This made sense, it was really great!
Sometimes, he even wondered whether Lu Yining was his lucky star! If she was not a guest in this program, many dangers might not be averted.
If the safety of the guests on the show can't be guaranteed, then there's no point in the show existing. Maybe after just one or two episodes, it's probably going to be over...
fortunately!
Fortunately, there is Lu Yining!
Now, just seeing her, he feels safe and secure! Not afraid at all!
Despite thinking this, Director Liu still had the team's only doctor go forward and examine Lu Yunjie and the others. After all, although Lu Yining was a good fighter and Ji Shiyan was also quite skilled, Lu Yunjie and the other two did have red spots from being tied up.
It's not a big deal, but it still needs to be dealt with. Apply some ointment or something and it will feel better.
Xiaojun and Xiaomei worked together with great efficiency. They finished counting a full basket of wild fruits in just fifteen minutes.
"Director Liu, there are a total of 998 wild fruits." Xiaojun reported.
Everyone was very happy with the result, except Lu Yining, who was a little dissatisfied: "Why isn't it 999? It's just one number off! I should have picked one more! 998 and 999 are only one number off, but 998 doesn't have any meaning! Unlike 999, which has a long-lasting meaning! What a wonderful blessing!"
[Between having no blessing and having good blessings, the latter is definitely more touching! ]
Lu Yunjie pondered for a moment. "For a long, long time?" This blessing was indeed a good one. Their family must live well in this life, for a long, long time!
Not one can be left behind!
The doctor who was applying medicine to Lu Yunjie was so frightened by the sudden sound that his hands trembled and he couldn't recover for a long time. His face was terrified and he turned his head inch by inch towards Lu Yining.
When Lu Yining said that just now, he glanced in Lu Yining's direction. It would have been fine if he hadn't looked, but at first glance, he was really frightened.
Because he discovered that when Lu Yining said those words, his mouth never opened from beginning to end!
But he clearly heard her talking!
When he was at home, he often heard his daughter say that there was a type of novel that was based on mind reading. As the name suggests, the heroine could hear other people's thoughts, or other people could hear the heroine's thoughts, etc.
Could it be that now, fiction has become reality? (?⊿?)?
Could it be that what he just heard was Lu Yining’s inner voice?
No way! No way! No way! Is this real? Or is this just a prank? He's too old to handle such a shock!
"Okay, then the first place winning group this time is the Tathagata Buddha group!" Director Liu announced the result of the competition loudly.
As soon as Director Liu announced the results, the assistant director smoothly chimed in: "The first place winner will receive five packs of tissues and ten sweet potatoes!"
“There are tissues!”
Wei Siqi was so excited that his voice began to tremble. God knows what a miserable life he had been living recently! He didn't even have a tissue to wipe his shit with! Every day when he went out, he had to pick a bunch of large leaves and bring them back. When he was about to poop, he would use those leaves to wipe his hands. He felt like his hands were stained with the smell of shit!
Normal shit was fine, but he liked the long, rounded kind that was perfectly shaped. He could easily clean that kind of shit with just one or two large leaves.
The most annoying thing is constipation or loose stools, which requires using several large leaves! Sometimes the leaves are not of good quality, or I use too much force and accidentally scratch the leaves. Wow! That's it!
One grab, one hand full of shit...
There were some pains he couldn't describe.
Sometimes, he even wanted to ask other members of the group if they had ever encountered this situation. But because of his reputation and fear of all kinds of rumors, he finally suppressed his restless heart and did not ask...
He walked over quickly, took the five packs of tissues from the assistant director, and walked back. He was smiling so hard that his teeth were showing. Even through the screen, everyone could clearly feel his joy at the moment.
"There are still ten sweet potatoes." The assistant director was stunned for a long time and couldn't help but remind him.
I'm glad you took the tissue, but don't be too happy just yet, okay? You only took the tissue and forgot to take the sweet potato! You didn't even take the food, what a careless person!
If Wei Siqi knew what he was thinking at the moment, he would definitely say, a few sweet potatoes are not attractive at all... We can eat bear meat and crocodile meat for every meal, so why would we need your sweet potatoes?
Without even turning his head, Wei Siqi simply said, "No hands!"
What he said was indeed the truth. He had to carry five packs of tissues by himself, and he really didn't have enough hands free to carry so many sweet potatoes.
Just as Fu Yaxuan was about to take it, he found someone pulling at the hem of his clothes.
"It's okay, I'll go." Lu Yunjie looked at his wrist and saw that his usually white wrist was now covered with several red circles. The red circles on the fair skin were particularly shocking. A trace of pity flashed across his deep eyes: "Apply the medicine first."
Fu Yaxuan was about to say, "It's okay," but the next second, after meeting his gaze, all the words stopped on his lips and he didn't say anything else. After a while, he smiled suddenly and said, "Okay, I'll apply the medicine."
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