The more Lu Yunjie and the others listened, the wider their eyes became.
I thought they would find a remote place to do such a thing. I didn't expect that those two people would be so disregarding worldly views and could do it so well even with only a stone wall between them.
[Tsk tsk tsk, this Ye Muyu is no good. He looks tall and big, but how can he be so fast?]
What's going on?
Can you tell me in detail?
Lu Yunjie's eyes flashed wildly.
[Oh my god! Once every two minutes? Time...time is so...short?]
[This is... This is the Second Man, right? ]
[Oh, if we weren't so far away from them, I'd want to go over there and see for myself. If I were kind enough, I could even recommend some kidney-tonifying and yang-strengthening medicine to see if I could "save" him.]
Fu Yaxuan shook his head repeatedly. "Every two minutes, it's all show and no action." How could Lu Yanke tolerate this? Or did she have something to hold against Ye Muyu?
Both of them were frowning as they pondered this question, and the next moment they heard Lu Yining exclaiming in surprise.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
What's going on?
Is there any new gossip?
Lu Yunjie moved his butt, with anticipation in his eyes.
[This Lu Yan is amazing! ]
How amazing is that? Don't be so shocked, just tell me!
I don't know what others are worried about!
Lu Yanke and Ye Muyu had eight rounds of sex in the first half of the night. In the second half of the night, after Ye Muyu fell asleep, Lu Yanke would get up and do this and that with Xu Dingsheng! Funny! Lu Yanke is really good. The "Ke" in her name is really not wrong.
So much energy?
Fu Yaxuan rested his right hand on his cheek, frowning as if pondering something important in his life. Who knew that at this moment, all he could think about was...
According to Ye Muyu's two-minute performance, eight rounds wouldn't be long, only about sixteen minutes at most. Including the breaks, it would probably be closer to an hour...
If the break was shorter, it might not even take an hour...
Lu Yunjie also had a frown on his face, looking serious.
Ye Muyu once every two minutes, what about Xu Dingsheng?
He can't be worse than Ye Muyu, right?
If it gets any worse, it won't work. One minute... or even just a dozen seconds, I guess no one can stand it...
Xu Dingsheng is also a languid fellow. He's been having affairs every night, and his kidneys have long been deficient. He boasts to others that an hour can be a matter of minutes, but in reality, he's only slightly better than Ye Muyu, and can only last about five minutes at least.
Five minutes?
Lu Yunjie pursed his lips and couldn't help but analyze. If he used other people as a comparison, then Xu Dingsheng was really weak and there was no comparison at all.
But if Ye Muyu is compared with Xu Dingsheng, then Xu Dingsheng is undoubtedly the winner. After all, if you have to choose between five minutes and two minutes, everyone will choose five minutes...
Fu Yaxuan's face was full of confusion. Lu Yanke... couldn't she choose someone else? Did she have to take a two-minute one and a five-minute one?
Sometimes... we can actually take a longer-term view?
[Actually... Lu Yan wouldn't have discovered these things so quickly, because in order to cover up his five minutes, Xu Dingsheng had to carry several packets of Viagra every time he went out.]
[In fact, he did bring a few packets of Viagra with him before leaving this time, but they all ended up in his suitcase and have now been handed over to Director Liu, or rather, their assistant.]
If Lu Yanke hadn't been so proactive, Xu Dingsheng would have waited until the show was over before asking Lu Yanke to get a room. He would have then guzzled a pack of Viagra and then fought Lu Yanke for three hundred rounds.
It's a shame, because Lu Yanke keeps flirting with him, and sometimes Xu Dingsheng is quite confident. For example, when Lu Yanke flirted with him this time, he felt that maybe he still had some strength to fight against such a beauty. So, he acted impulsively...
The consequences... naturally, were unpleasant for both of them, but neither of them said anything about it. Lu Yanke kept praising his gentleness and technique. Meanwhile, Xu Dingsheng said that he was a virgin and had been too impulsive when he saw her, so he ejaculated early.
He even threatened to find a cozy place after the variety show and give her an unforgettable night. This is hilarious. He talks so fluently, but isn't he actually planning to guzzle a pack of Viagra after the show to preserve his male dignity?
Just by hearing this, Lu Yunjie felt that Xu Dingsheng really had a hard time. After all, five minutes was really not glorious... If he could only last five minutes, would Yaxuan still love him so much?
Pooh!
Bah! Bah!
What is he thinking about! He doesn't want to think about the good things, but has to think about the bad things! He won't only think about it for five minutes!
But... seriously, one cannot live his life solely on Viagra. Xu Dingsheng... are you really not considering seeing a men's doctor?
Emmm... Not only Xu Dingsheng, but also Ye Muyu. He thinks both of them are worth visiting...
If they are lucky and cured, they won't have to carry such a heavy burden for two minutes, five minutes... anymore!
Lu Yining was enjoying his melon when the melon-eating system suddenly popped up a message: ┍Congratulations host, you've finally reached level three in melon-eating~ Currently, the level three rewards have been unlocked. Dear host, please go to the melon-eating mall to check it out. ┒
What?
So fast!
Then I have to take a closer look at what the rewards are after unlocking the third level.
Could it be another weird thing like those pills for preventing hair loss after staying up late or fairy pills?
┍Host, rest assured, this time's rewards will satisfy you!┒
Lu Yining laughed inwardly, what you said about being assured was what made her most worried...
Opening the Chigua Mall, Lu Yining scrolled down all the way, level one... level two... level three... Oh, the reward is a "power pill"...
Um? ? ?
Power pills?
Lu Yining's eyes instantly emitted two bright lights, and the car lights were not as bright as her eyes.
A pill? Was that what she was thinking? One that gave her more stamina, making her stronger in a fight?
┍Yeah, yeah, yeah! You're right, that's it! How about it? Do you like this reward? ┒
If the melon-eating system was a physical entity, Lu Yining would have rushed up to hug it tightly by now, but because it was intangible, Lu Yining placed his fingers to his lips, said "mua", and blew it a kiss.
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