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◎Zai: Someone copied my idea! ◎
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Fyodor couldn't help but glance at the calendar.
Hmm... Halloween is still a long way off, and besides that, he doesn't remember any other holidays in Japan that require people to dress up in all sorts of weird and wonderful costumes.
Upon closer inspection—
The image has been withdrawn.
"They're my friends!" the kitten explained, somewhat flustered. "We were both drunk."
Fyodor: Oh?
Are you drinking in broad daylight?
Moreover, if he remembered correctly, the kitten just started college this year, and according to the laws there, she's not old enough to drink alcohol yet.
The implication of trying to cover up the truth is already palpable.
He didn't rush to reply, but instead opened his phone's photo album and looked at the photos he had just saved.
Although the image has been withdrawn, he managed to save it beforehand.
Fyodor glanced silently at the two girls in the photo, his gaze finally settling on the girl with a ponytail and sporty clothes.
The sunlight streaming through the window shone on the girl's orange hair, making her look somewhat like a sunflower that had just caught up with the sun.
The hair color is similar to that of the man in the photo the kitten sent me a few years ago.
Although Fyodor was the kind of person who would jump to conclusions quickly, there was one thing he was absolutely certain of.
This cat is definitely a photo fraud.
Fyodor couldn't help but chuckle.
It's only fair that he reciprocates; there's nothing wrong with him teasing the cat.
A few minutes later—
Kawakami Wakana, who had been feeling uneasy, finally received a message from the Lucia.
Are you learning makeup?
In this day and age, I'm not particularly opposed to LGBT issues. Even if you're biologically male but psychologically female, I don't dislike you. However, when it comes to makeup, it's better to consult someone with more experience.
Kawakami Ruoyi: "...???"
But to my surprise, the other party seemed to be serious.
Because immediately afterward, she received several Amazon links, all of which were relatively gentle on the skin and suitable for beginners, including even a few men's cosmetics.
"..."
She then realized that Natsumi's hair color was similar to that of the boy Dazai Osamu had sculpted before.
I hope the Lucia don't mistake Natsumi for someone who has grown her hair long and is dressed in women's clothing.
Wakami Kawakami: Wow—
What an innocent child!
For some reason, she suddenly felt a little embarrassed to interact with him as a man anymore.
Can……
When she first added the other person, she said she was a girl. Later, when the Lucia person wanted to see her picture, she sent them the picture of Osamu Dazai, lying that she was a boy whose gender was listed as female online. If she were to change her story again now and say that she is actually a girl...
"..." If it were her, she would probably think that this person is mentally ill!
Anyway, she hasn't heard from the Lucia people that he's coming to Tokyo, so maybe she should... just let things continue as they are for a while longer...
Although Kawakami Wakana didn't understand why she was so resistant to the thought of possibly being disliked by the other party.
And so, she settled down in Tokyo and began her university life.
Kawakami Wakana's major is sports medicine. Although it's not a major that allows you to directly take the medical exam and practice medicine after graduation, she can still be considered a "medical student." Therefore, her academic pressure is no less than that of students in the medical school.
Even though most of her freshman year courses were basic courses, in her first class after the start of the semester, she was forced to learn the names of the 206 bones in the human body and the common muscles in the upper limbs. There was even a required course that introduced some typical diseases of the musculoskeletal system.
Kawakami Ruoyi: "..."
She suddenly smelled the scent of failing her exam.
Is this what they mean by choosing the right major and experiencing several years of senior high school?
Just as the semester was halfway over and several courses were about to have midterms, so much so that when she was tired from writing reports and stretched and rubbed her neck, she had to remind herself that the muscle she had just touched was the trapezius muscle, a disease-guessing app suddenly became popular among her classmates in the same major.
This app's main feature is allowing users to pretend to be doctors and chat with AI patients, diagnosing their illnesses based on their complaints and test results. Besides daily challenges, there are also point-based competitions and a forum where many experts share their medical experiences and introduce diseases that appear in the game.
Sometimes you can guess the general idea of the cases just by listening to the patient's description, but other times the AI will turn into a cyber patient, making the players who are playing the doctor want to throw their phones.
Although Kawakami Wakana did not intend to become a doctor who needed to diagnose and treat patients, as a medical student, she still downloaded the app.
The daily challenge was simple: based solely on the patient's described symptoms and the information that they had been bitten by mosquitoes a few days prior, she could deduce that it was most likely dengue fever. After confirming the diagnosis, Ruoyi casually checked the rankings for the points competition.
First place: The refreshing Zisha (purple clay) method.
Second place: Alice-chan.
Third place: Please don't die...
What's the first one's name?
Ruoyi's original intention was simply to look at the disease descriptions from the experts, but after clicking on the post by the top-ranked "Zisha Method," she fell silent.
this……
What is all this nonsense?
In the first post, after the player asked the AI patient about their symptoms, they immediately suggested playing a "role-swapping" game and described the same symptoms, then copied the diagnosis given by the AI, and successfully passed the challenge.
The second post involves transforming into a deranged serial killer, sending the AI to hell, and then having Hades, the god of the underworld, question the patient about the circumstances of their death. The patient honestly states: "I was a patient with xx disease, and I was killed by a mad doctor." The post then copies the disease name and passes smoothly.
Third post: I can't do it, I called a senior doctor, what was the diagnosis from the senior doctor? Tell me what the diagnosis was.
"..."
no? ? ?
This is clearly a case of taking advantage of a confusion!
Kawakami Wakana then realized that the software was used not only by medical workers and medical students, but also by many laymen who had never been exposed to medicine and whose first thought when they heard the word "illness" was only colds, fevers, and fractures.
So, with a hint of amusement, she sent some of the methods from "Zisha Method" on "how to trick AI patients into revealing their illness" to the Lucia.
When Kawakami Wakana sent those screenshots, it was just for fun during her leisure time, and to add a little amusement to her friend Lucia's life. However, when Fyodor saw those pictures after finishing his work, he immediately frowned.
This name, and this profile picture...
Why is it Dazai again?
Fyodor couldn't help but wonder if the cat was doing it on purpose.
then……
He decisively switched his phone to the Japanese online store, downloaded the app, and noticed that Dazai Osamu was actually at the top of the leaderboard for the points competition.
"..."
the next day.
Kawakami Wakana has a required general education course. And the professor for this course is particularly strict; besides swiping her student card to enter and exit the classroom, she also has to fill out an attendance sheet, and even her final evaluation considers attendance—it's not something to be taken lightly. Therefore, not daring to skip class, she had to enter the department early in the morning, yawning.
This class was to be attended by students from both the medical and nursing departments. When Ruoyi arrived at the classroom, several medical students were already sitting in the front row, chatting together.
Did you use the disease-guessing app yesterday?
"Not yet, there are several report deadlines today, there's simply no time."
"Then take a look at the standings now, a dark horse has emerged!"
Kawakami Ruoyi: "...?"
Curious, she picked up her phone and started looking at the screen with the medical students.
Yesterday when I downloaded the software, the number one spot was still that "Zisha Method" that taught everyone how to cheat, but this morning it changed to a new user who only posted once yesterday morning and didn't even have an avatar.
Crime and Punishment.
and……
The style of the post she accidentally clicked on... was actually quite similar to that of "Zisha Method".
Both methods primarily involve using various techniques to trick AI into revealing the name of the disease.
However, probably because the top-ranked method of "Zisha Method" is too opportunistic, the programmers who created this software had to take measures to censor the disease name.
The response to "crime and punishment" is: What is the Russian name for this disease?
"..."
Russian……?
Kawakami Wakana immediately took the picture and sent it to the Lucia.
Look! This player can speak Russian too.
It was still early morning in Moscow, and she assumed the Russians would be asleep. But to her surprise, she received a reply the very moment the professor entered the classroom.
[Russian: Is there any possibility that it's me?]
"...?"
at the same time.
"What?!" Dazai Osamu, lying on the sofa in the office, let out a wail.
What happened to him? He's no longer at the top of the list?
Ever since this game became a hit, Dazai Osamu's greatest pleasure has been teasing the AI in ranked matches and daily challenges, even managing to get himself to the top of the leaderboard. Who knew that one morning he'd wake up to find everything changed—his position had been taken by someone called "Sin and Punishment."
"Oda Sakunosuke, this is not fair!" he said indignantly to Oda Sakunosuke beside him.
"Oh. Good luck." Oda Sakunosuke said silently and continued working.
Osamu Dazai: qwq
That's so cold!
But then he thought that even if he complained about it to his work partner, he would only get scolded for "not getting paid properly," which would be pointless.
then……
Dazai Osamu opened the chat software, scrolled through the contact list, and his gaze suddenly locked onto one person.
Ruoyi on the river.
Osamu Dazai:!
Speaking of which, although he and Ruoyi don't usually keep in touch, he had seen photos of her in a white coat on her social media before.
Since he's a medical student, it's possible that Wakai-chan, or Oda-saku, his close friend and savior in some sense, is also using this app.
So Dazai Osamu immediately sent a crying emoji.
[Listen up! Someone copied my idea!!]
[Author's Note]
There won't be any chaotic scenes!
Dazai and Imo can only be friends.
This guessing game was inspired by that one that's been popular on WeChat lately, haha.
And regarding Dazai Osamu's theory of illness, I've started a separate pre-order; is anyone interested?
Yokohama: No Teasing AI
Ever since an AI-generated disease-guessing game became popular, Dazai's daily hobby has been to force the AI "patients" to reveal their ailments in all sorts of bizarre ways. These methods include, but are not limited to, coercion, brainwashing the "patients" into knowing what disease they have, and claiming to be God, among others.
Until one day, a young girl walked through the door.
"Could you please stop teasing me?"
Dazai:?
Is this someone he's looking for in his heart?
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Yukimura Hiyori, a quick-transmigration consciousness, stayed at the General Administration after completing one hundred quick-transmigration worlds, playing the role of an AI patient in old age.
But there's always one troublesome guy.
Dazai: You choose. Should I keep singing suicide pact songs, or will you tell me what illness you remember?
Dazai: This isn't a hospital, and I'm not a doctor. I'm God. I can tell what's wrong with you just by holding your hand, but you have to tell me.
Dazai: Now the roles are reversed. I am the doctor and you are the patient. I have your disease. Doctor, what disease do I have?
Yukimura Hiyori just wants to curse her father.
So, she used up all the points she had accumulated from completing the quick transmigration mission to go and meet this guy.
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