In the morning, Wang Xiaoxiao got up from the bed and habitually opened her social account to take a look.
There are more than 10,000 comments below, all of which are from his fans crying out for attention. There are a few comments from Amao Ge’s fans here and there, but the fans don’t even glance at him.
Amao's fans didn't dare to offend Xiaosa, so they could only leave in embarrassment, cursing the amusement park live broadcast for going wrong.
Wang Xiaoxiao snorted. Ordinary netizens didn't understand Brother Mao's tactics, so couldn't his colleagues understand them either?
He has always looked down on Amao Ge, not because he has few fans, nor because he only picks on the weak, but because he often leads his fans to engage in cyberbullying!
Just like this time, fans posted thousands of insults under the amusement park account, which reached the standard for filing a case.
Wang Xiaoxiao agreed to go to the amusement park because she couldn't stand Brother A Mao.
Just as he was about to get up and wash up, his cell phone rang again. He opened it and saw it was a message from Xu Xiaoming.
Xu Xiaoming and Wang Xiaoxiao were working on the same website. Although they had exchanged a few words, they were not very familiar with each other. He was still confused as to why this little fat girl had sent him a message.
Xu Xiaoming said, "Brother Xiaosa, I heard you're going to Fengdu Amusement Park? It's quite fun, and the director is a powerful figure. You know, right?"
Wang Xiaoxiao was completely bewildered. She chatted with Xu Xiaoming for a few words, wondering how such a powerful figure could be bullied by someone like Amao.
He didn't know that Gu Wang was not being bullied by Brother Amao, but that Gu Wang simply didn't know there was such a person as Brother Amao!
He rarely goes online, and he opened a social media account for the amusement park just to provide a place for visitors and fans to communicate. As for himself, it's good enough to go online once a day.
After breakfast, Wang Xiaoxiao left the hotel and went to his alma mater to visit his teachers and classmates. He hadn't lied before, and this time he really wanted to go back to his alma mater.
After finishing his personal affairs, he turned on the live broadcast at 10:30 sharp. "Hello everyone, this is Xiaosha Kanshijie. Today we're going to Fengdu Amusement Park! Yes, the Fengdu in Fengdu Ghost City!"
He was stunned right after he finished his opening remarks. The number of viewers for this live broadcast was as high as 1.2 million!
You have to know that although he has three million fans, the average number of people online each time he broadcasts is only 700,000 to 800,000, which is already very high. It only reaches one million on weekends, and today is Monday!
He didn't know that Fengdu Amusement Park had become extremely popular online in the past two days, and the popularity was extremely high. In addition, the students of Yao University were committed to spreading the news of the live broadcast to every corner of the Internet, so they gave him a little surprise.
In addition, many fans of Brother Mao also came secretly.
Even Amao himself deliberately waited in the live broadcast room. Although he didn't think a small amusement park could produce anything, it was still reassuring to see it with his own eyes.
With 1.2 million online viewers, the show topped the website's live streaming charts as soon as it was aired, pushing down many big names who had been broadcasting for the entire morning.
Xiaosha's smile grew even brighter. "There are a lot of people in the live broadcast room today. Welcome new friends. Let's begin our journey today! Look behind me, yes, that's right!"
"This is it—a piece of wasteland, and also the famous Yaoguang University, the university closest to nature!"
Amidst the live broadcast of “Welcome to the show”, there were many knowledgeable laughs.
Many college students know about the remote and desolate location of Yaoguang University, and it even became a joke among college students.
The students of Yao University who were lurking in Brother Xiaosha’s live broadcast room covered their faces and couldn’t even lift their heads!
Xiaosha coughed twice and said, "Ah, the school location isn't that important. Only when there are no entertainment venues can students concentrate on their studies. Yes, that's right!"
Without waiting for the audience to react, he quickly changed the subject, "I heard Fengdu Amusement Park is very close to Yaoguang University, and you can get there by bus 11. I'll take you there, and it's a good opportunity to show you what the wild is like at the beginning of spring."
I have to say that Wang Xiaoxiao is very talented in being a host. It is only April now, and grass buds are beginning to sprout in the mountains and fields. It is a good time for an outing.
This fresh natural spring scenery is very attractive to city dwellers living in a jungle of steel and concrete.
Xiaosha Ge walked and stopped, his phone pointed at the weeds and flowers on the ground, and joked with the live broadcast room: "Is this edible? Is it delicious? How do I eat it?"
The audience who was doing science popularization on the barrage couldn't help but complain to him: "Why do you want to eat everything? There was a guy passing by on the roadside just now. Why didn't you chase him and have a bite?"
However, before Xiaosa Ge could refute, the barrage of comments suddenly increased: "Oh my god, it's so beautiful!"
"Is this a fairyland? Have we strayed into the Peach Blossom Spring?"
"Ahhh, this looks great. Is this the amusement park?"
Brother Xiaosha looked back blankly, and saw a white fog in front of him. There was a lot of noise in the fog, and he could vaguely see the wild and beautiful climbing flower wall.
Even Wang Xiaoxiao, a straight man, was stunned for a moment, let alone the girls in the live broadcast room. The white mist, flowers, and small manor simply hit the hearts of girls!
The students of Yao University were finally proud of themselves and quickly explained on the screen: This is the perimeter of Fengdu Amusement Park. The characteristic of Fengdu Amusement Park is that it is shrouded in white mist, which is hazy and beautiful!
The audience in the live broadcast room were amazed. How much does it cost? It’s worth going there just for this view!
Brother Xiaosha came back to his senses and said with a bright smile: "Come on, let's go in and take a look!"
When I walked in, I found that although today was Monday, there were quite a few people coming. The open space at the entrance was full of cars, most of which were from Yaoguang City, but there were also cars from neighboring cities. It can be seen that the influence of the amusement park is radiating outward.
Wang Xiaoxiao never looks up information beforehand for his livestreams, and his reactions to new and surprising things are a major highlight. He marveled at the Apia ticket booth, "This booth is so cute! It even wobbles, like it's alive!"
As he said this, he joined the long queue.
I thought I would have to wait for at least half an hour, but it was my turn in less than ten minutes.
Xiaosha brother said politely: "Thank you, a ticket... Oh my god..."
He looked up at the window, his eyes wide open!
Chi Jing just changed his look today. Now he is wearing a red robe with the collar open to his shoulders. He holds a green pipe in his hand, his eyes are charming, and in the smoke, his beautiful face (after the change) is reflected and becomes even more charming.
He had no choice. There were more and more talented people in the amusement park now, and he also wanted to get all the little guys in his tribe to take advantage of Gu Wang's Yin energy. How could he not work hard?
Although Gu Wang left with a twitching mouth when he saw his look this morning, he still... wasn't afraid! These Muggles couldn't see through his disguise!
The Muggles really didn't see through it. The comments in the live broadcast room were so dense that no water could get in:
"Sister, look at me! Sister, marry me! Sister, marry me!"
"Ahhh sister, do you think I still have a chance?"
"Why! Who is the director of the park, letting this beautiful woman sell tickets? What a waste of talent!"
Under such a powerful aura, the students of Yao University dared not challenge the others, and could only think to themselves: Hehe! Who would have thought? There are so many beauties like this in Feng! There are even better-looking ones!
Wang Xiaoxiao came to her senses with a red face, grabbed the ticket and ran away.
The comments then started to mock him, "Yo-someone is blushing? Who was it that said what kind of face a video blogger should have?"
Xiaosha coughed lightly, pretending not to see anything, and pointed ahead excitedly, "Wow, look! That python head on the door can talk!"
After the ticket inspection by Mangtou, the audience in the live broadcast room had a very good impression of this amusement park. If nothing else, just looking at the various details, you can tell whether the park was put in a lot of effort.
After entering the amusement park, everyone started posting the same message on the screen: "Brother Xiaosa, go sit on the gluttonous chair in the amusement park——"
Some even started giving gifts and would not stop until they achieved their goal.
Wang Xiaoxiao read out the gift in thanks, and asked with flirty hair, "Taotie Chair, right? Let me see where it is."
The audience's demands must always be met. Xiaoshage is a dedicated anchor. Of course, he regretted it ten minutes later.
He asked a girl who looked like a regular customer, "Excuse me, where is the Taotie chair?"
The girl's expression suddenly turned to pity. "Do you want to sit?"
Brother Xiaosha nodded, and saw the girl took out her mobile phone to record the video and silently pointed to a place.
Brother Xiaosha is so handsome, this girl must be his fan, right?
He walked in the direction indicated, took a look at the chairs, and said in surprise, "Huh? These chairs are all different shapes?"
Comment: "I took photos and searched for them, but couldn't find them. These chairs are custom-made!"
"Ah, that chair called Feifei is so cute! It looks so fluffy!"
"It seems like the chairs are all named after monsters from the Classic of Mountains and Seas!"
"Then, isn't Taotie..."
In full view of the crowd, Wang Xiaoxiao happily butted down on the Taotie chair.
The Taotie Chair is gray and made of leather. Its overall shape is like a single sofa. There are not many traces of monster shape. The seat cushion is very soft and comfortable.
Wang Xiaoxiao had been walking for almost an hour today and was feeling a little tired. As soon as she sat down, she said, "This chair is very soft and comfortable..."
Before she could say "服" (servant), she felt the chair below move. The armrests on both sides turned into upper and lower lips, and grew soft plastic teeth, which bit Wang Xiaoxiao's butt!
"Oh my god!" Brother Xiaosa was shocked and wanted to stand up, but the mouth was still tightly clenched. He didn't stand up and sat down even deeper, leaving only his two hands struggling outside...
There was a burst of laughter all around.
To show you how bad people can be, many regular customers who come to the amusement park do nothing but stand in front of the gluttonous chairs, waiting to take pictures of the moment when the newcomers are bitten.
Yaoda Tieba has a post specifically on this topic, which is dedicated to posting some candid photos. It is quite popular...
In Xiaosha Ge's live broadcast room, the audience laughed unusually arrogantly in the barrage: "It's a pity to meet you in this way..."
"Everyone, disperse! Brother Xiaosa has been eaten. Next up, second brother Xiaosa!"
About five minutes later, the Taotie chair opened by itself, and the Xiaosa brother inside was already crooked in his mouth and eyes, and his clothes were messy...
After a short break, Xiaosha pretended nothing had happened and continued walking inside. Then he saw the barrage of comments start again: "Quick, quick, quick! Camera move to the left! There's a beautiful girl!"
Xiaosha asked suspiciously, "Are you guys kidding me again? Is there a scary-looking NPC on the left?"
Barrage: "Really not this time!"
Brother Xiaosha: "So you guys really were playing tricks on me last time!"
He said one thing and did another, but he moved the camera over anyway.
Brother Xiaosa: "There really is a beautiful lady!"
She was a woman about thirty years old, wearing a purple robe, with a rosy and plump face. Her appearance was not very stunning, but she made people feel very comfortable in a rare way.
A strange yet familiar fragrance wafted through the air.
Brother Xiaosha was just about to go up and say hello and ask if she would like him to take a picture of her when she saw the beautiful lady saw him, frowned and walked over.
The older sister came closer and closer, and the commentary was: "This older sister looks like a wealthy lady!"
Just as Xiaosha was about to speak, his sister grabbed his hand and said distressedly, "Look at this child. His bowel movements have been difficult recently, haven't they? Do you want to go to the toilet with me?"
Wang Xiaoxiao: “…”
He almost thought he had misheard, "You...what did you say?"
Zi Gu patted her chest and said, "Don't worry, follow me, I promise to make you have the most comfortable bowel movement!"
Wang Xiaoxiao: "..." He began to struggle, "No, no, no... Please wait a minute, no matter what, I can't go to the bathroom with you! We can't go into the same bathroom!"
The comments went from being amazed at first to bursting into laughter: "Some people look so glamorous on the surface, but in reality they can't even have a smooth bowel movement!"
"Wow, wow, wow, I also want to go to the toilet comfortably. Wow, wow, wow. I've already eaten two bananas and three boxes of yogurt today. Wow..."
"Smooth bowel movements, like thick hair, are both precious qualities that modern college students rarely find. Wow, wow, wow..."
Wang Xiaoxiao struggled desperately, but her sister's hands seemed to be made of iron and she couldn't break free no matter what she did.
He was so desperate that he even accepted the idea of going to the bathroom with a beautiful woman...
Unexpectedly, Zi Gu suddenly let him go, pointed in a direction and said, "Young man, go in that direction." Then she hurriedly walked towards a boy with acne all over his face.
Wang Xiaoxiao: "Okay, I understand. He must be more blocked than me."
Barrage: "Hahaha, what on earth is there to compare to this!"
After being pulled for such a while, he really wanted to go to the bathroom, so he walked in that direction while chatting with the barrage.
On the way, we saw many NPCs with "Fengdu" badges. Brother Xiaosha greeted them one by one. Surprisingly, each of them was very consistent with the character. The one wearing the uniform of a yamen runner was upright and dignified, and the one wearing the clothes of a rich girl was innocent and lively. Their acting skills were not superb, but they were all very natural.
Little did he know that these ghosts had all been trained by the God of Actors.
Arriving at the destination, the commentator commented: "The restroom is a bit shabby, are you out of money?"
"Maybe the money was spent elsewhere. I understand."
"But won't a bathroom like this be dirty?"
"I don't think so. Fengdu seems to attach great importance to the tourist experience. There must be someone special to clean it."
"What's that next to it? It looks so luxurious!"
"A hotel? Or perhaps a staff dormitory?"
Wang Xiaoxiao also nodded. "I'll go in and take a look first, but I'll turn off the live broadcast first..."
Their eyes met.
Gu Wang had just finished a walk and was coming back to rest and eat when the door was pushed open. A man was standing at the door holding a cell phone, looking confused.
Wang Xiaoxiao took a quick look and found that this was obviously not a toilet. There was a bed and a table, and it looked like a... dormitory?
I can't believe that a thriving amusement park would only provide employees with accommodation like this? Isn't that too stingy?
Gu Wang: "Who are you looking for?"
Wang Xiaoxiao: "..." He quickly apologized, "Sorry, brother, I need to go to the bathroom, someone showed me the way..."
Gu Wang raised his hand and pointed, "The toilet is next door."
Wang Xiaoxiao took a few steps back and looked next door, "..."
Are you guys crazy?! Is it really necessary to build a five-star toilet building?! With that money, why not just build a dormitory? Who still lives in a concrete house these days?
Those who just said the toilet was broken: "..." Sorry, they were careless! I really didn't expect that someone would build a three-story toilet!
Gu Wang walked out and closed the door. "Is this your first time at the amusement park? I'll show you around."
He was also a little puzzled. There were more and more visitors to the amusement park now. In order to prevent others from entering by mistake, he specially added a small psychedelic array at the door. Most people who walked by would only see an empty space. How did this person get in?
Wang Xiaoxiao was still embarrassed, but the comments were already going crazy: "This little brother is so handsome! There are crescents under his eyes when he smiles!"
"I'm telling you, host, either let him come with you, or you leave your phone behind!"
"Quick, quick, point your phone at him! Film him to death!"
Wang Xiaoxiao coughed lightly and explained to Gu Wang that he was live streaming and asked him if he minded.
Gu Wang didn't mind this kind of thing. He took Wang Xiaoxiao to the door of the five-star toilet.
Not to mention, this toilet is quite large, and there is a couplet hanging at the door. The upper line reads: coming in in a hurry, the lower line reads: leaving leisurely, and the horizontal banner reads: Are you feeling well?
Wang Xiaoxiao: "Ha, ha, ha, it's quite unique!"
Gu Wang was already used to it and wasn't embarrassed at all. "There's a lobby right after you enter. There are cubicles on both sides. The men's restroom is on the east side, and the women's restroom is on the west side. Each person has their own cubicle. The layout is similar on each floor. If you don't mind, you can take any photos you want."
I can't take pictures of others anyway.
Brother Xiaosha: “…” Ah, this was the first time he heard that a toilet had a lobby.
He really went in with his cell phone.
There is also a jade ornament in the lobby at the entrance, in the shape of a mythical beast. I don’t know what it is, but it is definitely not a Pixiu.
There are two corridors on both sides of the lobby, and small rooms on both sides of the corridors. If you don’t know, you might think you have entered a hotel.
There was soothing music playing throughout the building, and there was a very light, fresh smell, a bit like the scent of fresh plants after being broken off. It was not a fragrance, but it smelled very nice.
To be honest, this smell is more suitable than the aromatherapy in the bathroom in some places.
Moreover, I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but since entering, Wang Xiaoxiao has felt like going to the bathroom...
He cleared his throat and begged for mercy: "Please wait a moment, everyone. I will come back after I have dealt with my personal problems!"
As he spoke, the screen went black.
Barrage: "Hey! Whose ugly face scared me!"
"Tsk, I want to see what's inside!"
"Is the sister upstairs too heavy-handed?"
"This restroom is great too. Did you see that? Even the accessible restrooms are divided into male and female sections..."
After a few minutes of chatting, the screen lit up again.
Xiaosha Ge appeared with a strange expression on his face, mumbling, "This time... Anyway, it must be a coincidence... Maybe it's because this place is so luxurious..."
Barrage: ? ?
What is he mumbling?
Xiaoshage didn't respond to the questions on the screen, but said energetically, "Okay, let's get going!"
When I walked out of the toilet building, Gu Wang was still waiting there. There was a beautiful woman next to him, the one in purple who showed him the way.
The beautiful sister was very happy to see him and said, "How is it, young man? Are you feeling more comfortable this time? I tell you, if you come to me once a day, I guarantee that you will never suffer from the cycle of reincarnation again!"
Barrage: "Hahaha!"
They finally understood what Brother Xiaosa had been muttering just now. Come to think of it, it was less than five minutes this time, hahaha!
Brother Xiaosha turned his head silently, not caring about his face, and pointed the camera at the horizontal banner "Are you feeling well?" and clicked three times.
The barrage of comments suddenly laughed even harder.
Gu Wang then took him on a tour, first taking him to the embroidery building scene.
The embroidery building scene is more suitable for 3-8 people. Brother Xiaosha and other tourists formed a group of 8 people and walked in with high spirits.
As luck would have it, the others were all regular customers, so they gave him the main court. He really lived up to everyone's expectations, and performed as fiercely as a tiger, and finally came out carrying Miss Li on his back!
Before he had taken three steps out of the embroidery building, Miss Li turned evil on his back, and flew up with a wire, killing everyone in the crowd and chasing him all over the garden!
After escaping the pursuit, he came to the maze again.
Because the Bone Child was too cute, he was instigated by the barrage and tried to lure the Bone Child to go with him. In the end, he was caught by the maze vines and hung at the door of the maze for half an hour for public display.
By the time they emerged from the maze, not only were the comments bursting with laughter, but Wang Xiaoxiao himself was also having a blast. Ever since becoming a livestreamer, his primary concern when going out to play has been the audience's feelings. He rarely experiences such pure joy from playing.
Well, I can say a few more words for the amusement park when I get back.
Next, there were several small scenes—all opened by the ghosts brought by Lu Wu—and Wang Xiaoxiao looked at the beautiful scenery around her and said, "This amusement park is really nice, but it's a bit out of the way. What was your director thinking, opening an amusement park here?"
Gu Wang: “…”
Wang Xiaoxiao: "Before I came here today, someone told me that your director is an expert, hahaha!"
Gu Wang: “…”
Wang Xiaoxiao: "By the way, brother, do you know who your headmaster is? Could you introduce him to me?"
Gu Wang said kindly, "It's me."
Wang Xiaoxiao: "Hahaha, stop kidding. You live in a shabby cement house and you pretend to be the headmaster. Hahaha!"
Wang Xiaoxiao: “…”
Wang Xiaoxiao: "No, no way? Is it really you?"
He jumped up and said, "Damn it! Is there any justice in the world? How can someone so handsome and young open an amusement park?"
Gu Wang waved his hand. "It's not as good as you say. By the way, your live broadcast is almost over, right? Let me say hello to the audience. Everyone is welcome to come and play in the future."
He took the phone and saw a barrage of comments: "But he lives in a small cement bungalow!"
“But he lives in a small cement bungalow!”
Gu Wang: “…”
The author has something to say:
Gu Wang: Shut up!
My brain has not been very good recently ORZ. I forgot to mention it in the last chapter because I have to make it to the thousand-word profit list, so this chapter will be updated in the early morning on Friday, and the next chapter will be updated around 11 o'clock on Saturday night. It will be Saturday night, not tomorrow night-(I am not the only one who took a long time to figure it out = =) Thank you to the little angels who support the genuine version, mua-Thank you to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated nutrient solution during 2022-05-26 19:17:40-2022-05-27 03:48:24-
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