Chapter 60



Seeing that it couldn't escape, the peach tree demon had no choice but to walk over with its head down, "Director..."

Gu Wang calmly lifted up the squeaking panda cub and asked, "Can you explain?"

The peach tree demon hurriedly explained.

It turns out that this panda cub is already seven years old. Its mother is a panda spirit. It was born with cultivation and grows slower than ordinary cubs.

Its mother was an old friend of the peach tree demon, and she died last month due to old age.

It was because she had a premonition that her death was near that the mother panda expended her cultivation to give birth to a baby. However, she did not expect that the panda cub, which had its own cultivation, would grow so slowly, and she could not hold on before she could raise the baby.

The mother panda felt that she could not bear it any longer, so she entrusted her baby to an old friend.

The peach tree demon spoke of her deceased friend with a touch of melancholy, yet also a sense of openness: "She's already lived four hundred years. Her cultivation can't improve any further."

Gu Wang nodded.

Although four hundred years may not be a big deal for the ghosts and gods in the amusement park, it is considered a long life for ordinary monsters.

The peach tree demon's expression changed again, and he pleaded, "So, Director, please keep it. Even though it's small, it's already capable of working! Kid, quickly create one for you!"

The little panda cub could already understand what was said. When it heard the words, it shook its little butt and then turned into a big marshmallow in black and white with a bang.

Gu Wang: “…”

He held his forehead and said, "How can I put a cotton candy in my amusement park? And it's so small, it needs milk, right? And it will need bamboo in the future... I don't know how to raise a panda!"

The peach tree demon was also discouraged. What Gu Wang said made sense. To be honest, he didn't have the confidence to raise this little cub well, so he tried every means to smuggle it into the amusement park.

With so many great people here, nothing will go wrong.

The little cub didn't worry about anything. He hummed twice and turned over in Gu Wang's arms.

The giant panda cub is so cute. Its two little black arms look like they are wearing two sleeves. When it breathes, its little pink tongue moves in and out, as if it is being cute.

Gu Wang smiled as he watched. Unable to hold back, he released a trace of Yin Qi and fed it to the panda. He then said, "I'll contact the Special Bureau and have it sent to a specialized breeding center for giant pandas. The conditions there are much better, and there are specialized people to take care of it. If you're worried, you can visit it every once in a while. When its cultivation level reaches a higher level, it can come back here if it wants."

The peach tree demon thought about it and thought this arrangement was good, so he agreed.

Gu Wang went to contact the people from the Special Bureau. The origin of a wild panda cub was difficult to explain, so he let them worry about it.

Neither of them noticed that the panda cub, having absorbed a wisp of Yin energy, had a human-like expression of shock for a moment. That reaction translated to "How can there be such delicious food in the world!"

Even the ghosts and gods couldn't escape the temptation of Gu Wang's Yin energy, let alone a little monster that hasn't grown up yet!

The little panda didn't listen to what they said at all, his mind was full of wanting to eat, eat and eat!

The Special Bureau's efficiency remains high. The staff came to the house that night and took the panda cub away, promising to find a way to send it to a breeding center as soon as possible.

However, before daybreak, Gu Wang was awakened by the ringing of a bell. The staff at the Special Bureau were almost crying, "Director Gu, the panda cub is missing! I personally carried it into the car, but it disappeared as soon as I got to the bureau! Could it have been captured by a sorcerer?"

Monster cubs are very useful, and many sorcerers are keeping a close eye on them, otherwise he wouldn't be so anxious.

Gu Wang sat up suddenly and said, "Don't worry, I'll go over and take a look."

He hung up the phone, put on some clothes casually, and as soon as he opened the door, he heard two babyish "hmm" sounds.

When he lowered his head, he was at a loss whether to laugh or cry. The little guy was lying at his door like a paw print bear.

When the sleeping panda cub heard him open the door, it raised its two front paws, meaning: it wanted a hug.

Gu Wang deliberately put on a stern face and grabbed it, "If you keep being naughty, you'll be beaten!"

The little kid rubbed against his arms, pretending not to understand, meaning: I still want to eat delicious food!

Gu Wang had no choice but to shoot a trace of Yin energy at it again, and then notified the staff of the Special Bureau.

The staff arrived quickly, exhausted and sweating, but they were relieved to see the cubs.

Gu Wang handed the panda to him.

Unexpectedly, as soon as it was handed to the other party, the panda cub struggled a few times and disappeared!

The staff member was stunned and his hands shook, "It's gone!"

Gu Wang narrowed his eyes and grabbed somewhere out of thin air, and the little cub was pulled out.

The panda cub was quite happy to be caught by Gu Wang, and climbed down his arm and into his arms.

Gu Wang watched for a while before saying, "This little guy is gifted and can become invisible."

This kind of invisibility is not the kind that ghosts and monsters can do, where they hide their bodies in front of ordinary people, but it is also the kind that makes them invisible even in the eyes of people with cultivation.

Just like the panda cub's invisibility just now, it was as if it had disappeared in the eyes of the staff who were also cultivators. Only someone with Gu Wang's level of cultivation could lock onto it with his spiritual sense.

Gu Wang held the panda cub, which looked like a glutinous rice ball, and asked, "Don't you want to leave?"

The little cub nodded pitifully, tears flashed in his big eyes like dark circles, and he hummed twice: If I leave, I won’t be able to eat such delicious Yin Qi.

Gu Wang: "But there are better foods at the breeding center..."

The little cub snuggled into his arms, meaning: he still didn't want to leave and wanted to stay here.

The staff looked a little jealous, why couldn't he just hug her?

He added, "Director Gu, why don't we keep it here with you? This little guy doesn't understand things yet. It would be difficult to deal with him if he hides at the breeding center. As for their experience in caring for panda cubs, we can discuss it with the breeding center and ask them to send us some information. We'll take care of the other procedures."

Gu Wang was helpless, but there was nothing he could do. He had wanted to send it to a breeding center before because he felt that this little guy's cultivation was not high and was no different from an ordinary panda cub.

Now that I know it can become invisible, the situation is different. It’s better to keep it here and let a group of ghosts and gods take care of it... At least I can catch it when it becomes invisible and causes trouble.

He said helplessly: "Then I'll trouble you."

The staff member chuckled and said, "It's no trouble, no trouble." Then, with the help of Gu Wang, he rubbed the baby's belly and left contentedly.

I don’t know what excuse the Special Bureau gave, but the breeding center quickly sent over a document and asked if an expert team was needed.

Gu Wang didn't dare to let anyone come, he just said that if there were any questions, they could contact him at any time.

He discussed with the mountain ghost and opened a small bamboo garden for the red panda in a remote place in the forest, so that it could grow up well in it and not come out when there were tourists.

There are usually no tourists here, so it won't be discovered.

The panda cub has no objection to this. This species is inherently lazy and is the type that charges all day and then turns on the phone for five minutes. As long as there is something delicious to eat, it is content.

Shan Gui also told him not to worry, she would take care of it herself.

Gu Wang left with a heavy heart. For some reason, he always felt that this little brat would cause some big trouble.

No one outside knew that the amusement park secretly raised a panda cub, but the forest scene in the amusement park became a hit online.

Nowadays, news about forest scenes can be seen in every corner of the Internet, as if the whole world is petting animals in Fengdu.

In this context, the filming location for the new episode of the popular variety show "I Want to Go Out and See" has been confirmed, which is Fengdu Amusement Park!

This blockbuster bomb and that bomb made Fengdu a hot topic for a long time.

The variety show director even contacted Cheng Leyou, asking if the trending searches were bought! Little did he know that Fengdu had never bought trending searches before.

The director of "I Want to Go Out and See" is Feng Zhe, who is different from director Yu Hui, who has been in the entertainment industry for seven or eight years but has never been very successful.

Feng Zhe's first film after his debut became a huge hit because the movie was so terrible, so awful and melodramatic, the kind that makes you want to poke your eyes out after watching it.

Since then, Feng Zhe has been on a bloody road, ruining movies, television, and short films... The audience hates him so much that they want to put chains on him and pull him out of the entertainment industry.

Until a year ago, he took over a variety show that was about to be cancelled, and finally discovered his strengths. He turned out to be particularly suitable for variety shows!

The main problem is that his fantastic ideas are not popular in movies or TV series, but in variety shows...

Audience: It smells so good.

Audience: It turns out that garbage is just a resource placed in the wrong place.

That variety show was the first season of "I Want to Go Out and See". Feng Zhe took over halfway through and turned this languishing variety show into a hit on the entire Internet.

Now it is the second season, and in the variety show rankings, this show ranks first in anticipation across the entire network.

Now, this legendary show and the legendary amusement park are about to be combined, and the audience can't help but look forward to what kind of sparks these two will create.

"I Want to Go Out and See" is a travel variety show. The resident guests will follow the program crew to travel to various scenic spots around the world and perform some tasks in the process.

The program is divided into two forms: live broadcast and recorded broadcast. During filming, it will be broadcast live on the Internet. After the live broadcast, it will be edited and recorded for broadcast on TV.

After a long period of communication and wrangling in the early stages, and amid the audience's anticipation, the first episode of the second season of "I Want to Go Out and See" finally began.

As soon as the live broadcast started, countless viewers suddenly poured into the live broadcast room, and the barrage of comments became dense.

The program’s slogan appeared on the screen: The world is so big, I want to go out and see it.

Then the camera turned and the entrance of the amusement park with people coming and going appeared on the screen.

The comments were immediately flooded with “So pretty!” and “So beautiful!”

Another person commented: "You're all focused on the amusement park scenery, but what I'm focusing on is: there are so many people in this amusement park! Don't they limit the number of people when filming the show?"

"Didn't you follow the production team's Weibo? We've mentioned before that the production team wanted to limit the number of people at the amusement park, but the park disagreed, saying their park is for tourists and filming the show is just a sideline. If the production team is worried about crowds, they can come at night."

"Hahaha, why are you afraid of crowds... Great job on the amusement park!"

"I'm really annoyed by celebrities bringing a swarm of bodyguards with them wherever they go. They have to limit the flow of people and clear the venue. They're so shameful, like the emperor on tour... How much better this is!"

While the comments were still discussing, the camera had already turned to the filming car.

Sitting in the car is this season's guest, who is also a permanent guest of this season.

In addition to Xu Mengru and Zhan Xiangchen, who have had dealings with the amusement park, there is also a pair of twins and a veteran singer, a total of five people.

The twins are a pair of brothers, both of them are very handsome. The older brother is called Gao Hongcai and the younger brother is called Gao Hongjun. They are idols who came from talent shows. They have good singing and dancing skills, are not mischievous, and have good popularity among the public.

Guan Yinxiang is a veteran singer in her forties. She was a huge hit in her youth, but now she's staying home to raise her children and rarely takes on work. She's one of those people who's constantly being urged by fans to release a new album.

In general, the five guests are both talented and good-looking, and the audience has a good impression of them.

The five guests are now sitting in the car, with eye masks on their eyes. They don’t dare to speak, and it seems that they don’t even know who is around them.

The car stopped at the entrance of the amusement park, and the staff of the program team helped them out of the car in order, and then pushed them to five places with small carts.

Then the first task was announced: "Dear guests, please take off your blindfolds after the count of three and find the meeting point in the central square of the amusement park on your own. Those who arrive last will be punished."

"Three, two, one! Take off the blindfold, please!"

As the game started, more comments appeared, some fans cheering for their idols, and some ordinary viewers:

"Hahaha, this little cart really made me laugh to death! Isn't that the one we use to push pigs in our hometown? Hahaha!"

"By the way, has anyone been to this amusement park? Is it big? Which guest had the most difficult scene?"

"For me, I've been living in Fengdu for almost the past six months, and I feel like Gao Hongjun's scenes are the hardest to pull off!"

The barrage of comments instantly flooded into Gao Hongjun's sub-live broadcast room.

The brothers Gao Hongjun and Gao Hongcai, apart from looking similar, have quite different personalities.

In the words of their fans, the older brother is lucky, and the younger brother has a second-year syndrome...

Viewers flocked to his younger brother Gao Hongjun's livestream, and many who had been to Fengdu recognized him. He was in the Fengdu maze scene...

Well, this luck doesn't seem to be much better than his brother's!

Gao Hongjun took off his blindfold and found that it was still pitch black in front of him. He almost thought he was blind.

After a while of adjusting, I found myself in a stone chamber.

Besides him, there were actually several other people in the stone chamber!

But these people were tied up with black gauze and placed neatly against the wall, with their mouths also wrapped with black gauze, so they could not speak.

In fact, these people were all maze tourists, and they were all wiped out when passing through the maze scene.

They were about to leave after failing, but it happened to be the time for the program team to broadcast live, so they threw Gao Hongjun in directly. The amusement park was also modified and some new plots were added, so these tourists could continue to play for a while.

What else could they say if they could continue playing? Several tourists immediately agreed and waited for the show to begin while being tied up by the NPC. The black veil looked tightly tied, but it could be easily opened with a little effort, so the tourists were not afraid.

Some of the tourists knew Gao Hongjun, and they kicked their feet excitedly when they saw him take off the blindfold.

Gao Hongjun looked around, his face blank for a moment. He then looked at the tied-up man, frowned, thought, and finally jumped up: "Oh my god! Have I traveled through time?"

Tourists: ? ?

Barrage: ? ?

The brothers' agent backstage covered his face.

Gao Hongjun, with a clever look on his face, analyzed to himself, "The production team said the filming location was an amusement park. This is definitely not an amusement park. Maybe we're not even on Earth anymore... Hmm, what's the theme of the clothes? Is it Infinite Stream? System, are you there?"

Of course the system isn't there.

Gao Hongjun waited for a moment and whispered, "That's right. Some novice dungeons don't have infinite flow systems, so players have to rely on themselves to get through."

He clenched his fist and said, "It's okay! I've read so many infinite flow novels, I'm already prepared! It's just a novice copy!"

He looked around again and fixed his gaze on the several people who were tied up. The breakthrough point of this copy must be here!

Several tourists instinctively recoiled at his glance. Is this celebrity reliable? Why does he seem to be a bit off-key?!

In the live broadcast room, the audience was already laughing: "Great! I read infinite flow novels and always see some characters who traveled through time and thought others were playing a prank on them. Finally, I see someone who was playing a prank on others and thought they traveled through time!"

"No, is this brother pretending or is it real? Does he really think he has traveled through time?"

"A three-year old fan came to report that if it were someone else, they might be acting, but he... really thinks so, you can't even ask him to act it out (covering his face)"

Over there, Gao Hongjun had already untied a few tourists and asked, "Are you NPCs of this dungeon, or are you the players who came in with me?"

Several tourists: Ah this...

Gao Hongjun understood: "Judging from your confused and clumsy reactions, they must be NPCs from the dungeon."

Tourists: You are so clumsy! You are the dumbest person here!

The tourists originally wanted to cooperate with the big star and pass this dungeon together. Now they have changed their minds and said, "Let's cooperate with the maze scene NPC and kill you, big star!"

Just when Gao Hongjun offended everyone in the maze with a single word, his brother was also in a bad situation.

Gao Hongcai took off the blindfold and found that in front of him was an ancient woman's boudoir, and he himself was sitting on an antique bed.

This scene is familiar to not only regular visitors to the amusement park, but also many people who visit the amusement park online. Isn’t this the classic scene of Fengdu, the Embroidered Tower!

At this time, a line of fancy words appeared at the bottom of the screen: It has been confirmed by the program team that Gao Hongcai has never heard of the news about Fengdu Amusement Park, nor does he know about the embroidery building scene.

The line of flowery characters disappeared, and a smaller line of flowery characters appeared: Moreover, according to information revealed by Gao Hongcai's team members, he is extremely afraid of ghosts.

The barrage immediately: "Hahaha!"

"Lucky E indeed! The Embroidered Tower scene is probably the scariest scene in all of Fengdu, right?"

“Pfft – I hope Candle Girl and Miss Li can show mercy, hahaha!”

However, did Zhunu and Miss Li show mercy?

Obviously not!

Gao Hongcai stood up and stretched his arms and legs, only to find that the door of the boudoir was locked. It was obvious that he had to find the key himself to get out.

He saw the dressing table at a glance, mainly because there was nothing else here except the dressing table.

He walked over to the dressing table and opened a few jewelry boxes, but of course, there was nothing inside.

Gao Hongcai remained steady as he introduced it to the camera, "I know it won't be placed in such a conspicuous place, I just wanted to confirm it."

The comments were full of comments: "Ah, right."

However, after a few minutes, the steady Gao Hongcai jumped half a meter high and said, "Oh my god!"

As he got excited, the comments also became excited: "Oh my god! There's a white shadow in the mirror!"

"I saw it too! The shadow of a woman in white! So scary!"

"Oh, tremble! Let me let you feel the power of Fengdu!"

Gao Hongcai stood there in a daze for a long time, his expression tangled for a moment, and then he tried to remain calm, "It's okay, I'm not scared, it's just that it suddenly appeared, I'm not used to it, you know, I'm not afraid of these ah ah ah - ah -"

When he turned his head, he saw a pair of embroidered shoes in front of him!

The shoes were worn on a pair of women's feet, and the feet were hanging from the beams...

What kind of person would hang from the beam?

The steady Gao Hongcai was so scared that he rolled out like a spinning top and started rolling all over the ground.

NPC Miss Li, who was hanging on the beam, was embarrassed for a moment, then slowly climbed up, sat on the beam and looked down.

She also pressed a camera here, and saw that her expression was a little embarrassed and she was trying to hold back a laugh. Gao Hongcai was rolling around like a ball, screaming, and even knocked the key stuck on the back of the dressing table off by him, but he didn't notice it at all.

Ms. Li: Barrage: "How miserable, hahahahahaha"

"Hey, Miss Li, laugh all you want, he can't hear you now (says a three-year-old fan)"

"Gao Hongcai has great stamina. He screamed for so long without any hesitation."

“The tone is also good and has strong penetration.”

The fans are trying really hard to give praise in a pretentious manner.

Then, they saw their idol smash open the door of the boudoir and roll out screaming.

Fans: “…”

Ah, this...how can I praise this!

When the fans were speechless, the fans from Fengdu came out:

"Ah, this is the first time I've seen someone pass a level like this!"

"Yeah, yeah, he actually knocked the door open..."

"Miss Li is completely stunned!"

"Fengdu is not good enough, there is actually such a loophole!"

Gu Wang, who was observing in the backstage: What’s going on?

Should I put up a sign prohibiting people from touching the door with their buttocks?

The author has something to say:

Idol fans: Our idol is so awesome! He can even knock the door open with his butt!

Amusement park fans: Feng is not working, there is actually a loophole! Thank you to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated nutrient solution during 2022-06-29 22:08:44-2022-06-30 21:56:31——

Thank you very much for your support. I will continue to work hard!

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