"You bunch of rhino monsters, why are you blocking my way? Get out of the way! I'm in a hurry to put underwear on the Pope."
"If you delay, the Pope will chop you into pieces and throw you into the lotus pond!"
The person on the ground stood up while speaking, pushed through the crowd and ran up the mountain.
"Quick, stop him."
Someone with good skills grabbed the man.
Jun Shutong was frightened by this sudden scene and said to Yingying beside him:
"Let him faint, it's too scary."
"Yes, miss."
Yingying knocked him unconscious with a palm strike and dragged him back to where he was originally lying.
Xia Xue opened her mouth into an O shape. She never expected to hear such explosive words in her lifetime.
Jun Shutong clenched his palms tightly, almost causing internal injuries.
What kind of dirty words are these? He ate poisonous mushrooms and actually thought about putting underwear on the Pope. Why doesn't he go to heaven?
And what the hell is that lotus pond? Does he think he is in heaven?
The onlookers were first shocked, then burst into laughter, without any restraint.
Before anyone could breathe a sigh of relief, the other person lying on the ground stood up, still muttering something, pointing at everyone and saying:
"Father, I just want to sell myself to a brothel to continue the Jiang family's lineage and expand its branches. Why did you find these people to block my way? Woo woo, I'm so sad."
"As a man of the Jiang family, it is my responsibility to continue the family lineage. Father, please get these slaves out of the way."
Jun Shutong's face was filled with black lines, and millions of black crows flew over his head...
[You are a man of seven feet tall, yet you want to sell yourself to a brothel to continue your family line? ]
Her nails had already dug into her palms, and only then did she suppress the corners of her mouth that were curled up wildly.
“Hahahahahahaha.”
The crowd watching had no scruples at all. They laughed wildly and loudly, not lowering their voices at all, scaring the birds in the forest so much that they fled in all directions.
Jun Shutong couldn't bear to listen any longer: "Quick, knock him out too, so we can detoxify him together later. This is really embarrassing."
After he finished speaking, the third person suddenly sat up, looked at the crowd watching and began to cry.
Everyone was puzzled, why was she crying?
Is it rare that after being poisoned, one's psychology becomes so fragile?
“Woo…”
"I didn't expect that none of my relatives and friends would come to my wedding, but all my immortal friends came to congratulate me."
"Chen is very grateful, woo woo woo."
As he said this, he bowed to the crowd in a humble and polite manner, and then he lay down where he was.
At this point, everyone thought this guy should just stop.
Unexpectedly, he started to take off his clothes, while using his hands to grab the person who had just been knocked unconscious.
"My dear, today is a happy occasion for us to get married. Why are you turning your back on me?"
"Quick, turn around and let your husband kiss you."
As he said this, he was about to strip the man of his clothes.
An unconscious person is already unconscious and more docile than a sleeping person, so he can only allow this person to turn his head.
"My dear, why are you still ignoring me? Today is our wedding and we should be observing the proper etiquette of husband and wife. Are you acting like this because you have someone else outside?"
The crowd watching couldn't hold it in any longer and they all laughed so hard that they fell over. Some people even squatted on the ground, holding their stomachs and hammering the ground with their hands.
Seeing this ridiculous scene, Jun Shutong felt that the Jun family's reputation had been completely lost by these people. He could not bear to watch it any longer, so he quickly took out the antidote and asked someone to mix it with water for them to take.
At this time, Jun Jiu came to Jun Shutong with a serious face and said in a serious tone:
"Miss, I think we shouldn't rush to give them medicine. We can observe them for another day so that we can gain some experience."
Jun Shutong looked around and saw that everyone was looking at her, and then they all nodded.
"Uh-huh."
"Guard Jun Jiu is right. We can observe for another day."
"Actually, two days is also fine."
"I wouldn't mind three days."
Everyone looked sincere, even Junyi, the calm elder brother.
Look how serious they act. The lady would never guess that they just want to watch the fun.
Watching others laugh at each other is better than watching them laugh for a day. If they miss this opportunity, there will be no next time. Therefore, they have to try to prevent the lady from detoxifying so quickly.
Jun Shutong twitched the corners of her lips. Doesn’t she know what these people are planning?
This was just like when she was in the military camp in her previous life. Whenever someone made a fool of themselves, they would never remind them on the spot, but would bring up the matter repeatedly for many years afterwards.
This is one of the few forms of entertainment for soldiers, but now some of these dozens of people are foaming at the mouth. If they are not given the antidote, the consequences will be unpredictable.
Her face darkened and she said sternly, "What are you waiting for? Quickly give them the antidote and take good care of them. Send an extra team to guard them tonight."
"Also, don't bring back mushrooms from now on. Everyone has different constitutions. Some people won't feel anything after eating them, while others could die from them."
At this time, the mushroom-picking guards stood up to defend themselves:
"Miss, the mushrooms I picked are definitely not poisonous. I even asked the orc brothers to verify it before picking them."
"Yes, Miss. The mushrooms we picked are all the same species, yellow, called yellow silk mushrooms. We also ate them often during the time of Dayu."
Afterwards, several more guards came forward and said that they had also picked this kind of yellow mushroom.
Everyone agreed that this kind of mushroom could not be poisonous as they had been eating it since childhood.
Jun Shutong was even more puzzled. She had eaten the mushrooms tonight, and ate quite a lot. She and her two maids were fine, so she couldn't help but believe their words a little more.
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