Chapter 036: Going Crazy
Compared to Zhang Qiling, who heard the most voices and knew the inside story best, Hei Xia Zi and Jie Yuchen also knew much more.
Wu Xie and Fatty Wang simply knew that they could hear Sang Mo's inner thoughts, but they were unaware of anything else.
It was this time that Sang Mo took the initiative to find Fatty Wang, otherwise Fatty Wang would not have thought of building a good relationship and eavesdropping on his thoughts.
Hearing these words suddenly, Wu Xie was indeed a little stunned. It seemed that Sang Mo knew him very well, and seemed to have known him since college?
But why didn't he have any impression?
[Why are you looking at me like that? 】
[That look is a bit weird. It's obvious that this is the first time I've met him. No way, you're doubting me even in this state? 】
[But this is Wu Xie, everything is shown on his face. 】
Zhang Qiling, with his bald face, stepped forward and slapped Wu Xie on the shoulder. This action instantly brought Wu Xie back to his senses, "Comrade Wu, are you stunned by the beauty?"
"Fatty, I heard from Miss Ning that you brought a beautiful female teammate. She must be the one in front of me. She is so pretty. I didn't expect that Fatty knew such a beautiful girl."
Wu Xie smiled bitterly, "...I was indeed stunned."
Although he was shocked by Sang Mo's outfit at the time and was almost stunned by his behavior, there was a difference in the meaning, and Wu Xie did not explain.
[Ha, it's no wonder that I have such a beautiful face. Tongzi, look, three of the five great masters of the Grave Robbers' Chronicles have praised my looks! 】
[Host, this is why the system chose you. Don’t rely on your strength when you can rely on your looks. This is the face that God has given you, so we should make the best use of it! 】
"......"
"......"
"......"
Although they were speechless, the three of them still keenly grasped the key point of this sentence.
What is the third of the five unique wonders in The Grave Robbers’ Chronicles?
If they understood correctly, the Three Wonders refer to the three of them, then who are the other two wonders?
Zhang Qiling guessed that the other two masters might be Hei Xia Zi and Jie Yu Chen, but he was more interested in the four words "Grave Robbers' Chronicles".
[Have some shame, didn’t you force me to wear it? 】
[But the host was very active in completing the mission at the beginning! Host, it’s not your fault, it’s their fault. They don’t know how to appreciate your beauty and grace! 】
[Tongzi really hopes that the host will still be a young man when he returns, the young man with a unwillingness to admit defeat written on his face! 】
[Ha, you don’t know this, right? Being in high spirits can also mean being crazy. 】
【......】
Sang Mo pursed his lips and smiled implicitly, "Young man is really good at talking."
Fatty Wang couldn't bear to watch this weird acting that gave him goosebumps. He felt that if it continued, it would develop into something even weirder.
He wisely interrupted, "Let's go have dinner, it will be cold if we wait any longer."
Wu Xie raised his eyebrows slightly, and also felt it was very strange. He inexplicably felt that the person calling "Brother" was not referring to him, but to the guy next to him.
Sang Mo had used this name once before, and now he’s using it again!
Wu Xie felt that Sang Mo seemed to have done it on purpose.
Zhang Qiling, "......"
There is no doubt that Sang Mo definitely did it on purpose.
The group of four came to the cabin for dining. The fat man didn't have to worry about the meals for the other mercenaries and sailors, but he still cooked a lot and shared some out.
Fatty Wang is a very suspicious person, but he looks very amiable with a smile on his face, and he is very skilled in the ways of the world.
He also claimed to be a tomb raider, otherwise he would not have been targeted by Wu Sanxing and hired to help Wu Xie along the way.
Sang Mo is actually a person who has never read Grave Robbers' Chronicles, whether it is the original book or the adapted TV series, but this IP is very popular, and when he traveled through time, he really heard a lot of news about the series.
He didn't know much about the plot, but he had heard of the names of the outstanding characters in it.
Especially since there is a jerk friend around him who cosplays Zhang Qiling in front of him every day and tells him spoilers of the plot from time to time.
What's more, every time he encounters a plot node, the system will release the plot to him. This has happened six times. Even during the sixth time he worked alone, the system would still release the plot after the mission was triggered if he did not complete the mission.
Because of his bad friend, when Sang Mo first came through, he took the initiative to choose Zhang Qiling.
Then, hit a wall, fight to the death——
[It’s a hellish start, it would be strange if I could succeed!] 】
After cursing, Sang Mo continued to pick out fish bones politely.
After experiencing his first failure, he summed up his experience and remembered what his friend said about Fatty Wang: a fat man with a kind heart, a bold body, and a careful mind, but he was particularly upright.
Because of his honesty, he took the initiative to choose Fatty Wang the second time.
Then, hit a wall and be buried alive in an underwater tomb!
[No need to explain, I am indeed a waste. 】
After a period of decadent self-loathing and world-weariness, Sang Mo's heart calmed down completely and he concentrated on picking out the fish bones.
Wu Xie wanted to say something but stopped himself, and yet wanted to say something again.
He was a little anxious when he saw Sang Mo picking out the fish bones. He tried for a long time but still couldn't remove all the fish bones. Then he put one in his mouth and spit it out again.
This fish is really a lonely meal.
[I hate fish the most, bar none, but I hope a fish bone can get stuck in my throat, even better if it would choke me to death. 】
Wu Xie, "..."
Zhang Qiling picked the fish bones and put them into Sang Mo's bowl. "Girl, I see that you like eating fish, but you don't seem to be good at picking bones. Don't worry, I picked the bones for you with a serving chopstick and put them in your bowl. There is absolutely no saliva from other people on it."
Sang Mo, "......"
[Could it be that Zhang Qiling recognized me? 】
[Oh no, I forgot that I can't retract my hairline finger, and I also forgot that I'm fucking left-handed. 】
[Tongzi, I should admit that my brain doesn't seem to be working very well...]
[.....Then host, Tongzi has no brain, is it because his computing power is not working properly? 】
Both Man and Tong sighed dejectedly in their hearts, which reached the ears of the three people nearby. They were so confused as to whether to laugh or express sympathy.
[Zhang Qiling is a black-hearted centenarian. His experience and ability in navigating the world can be described as a mobile textbook. No wonder he has been living well despite losing his memory. 】
Wu Xie also followed Brother's example, picking out the fish bones and putting the fish meat into Sang Mo's bowl, and smiled nicely, "If you like fish meat, then eat more. The bones are all picked out."
Sang Mo, "."
Sang Mo threw the fish into his mouth depressedly, chewed it vaguely for a few times and swallowed it. Suddenly, he felt a little pain in his throat, and his eyes lit up!
[What the hell?] What you wish for will come true. Is there a fish bone stuck in my throat? 】
Wu Xie, “?”
If I'm not mistaken, it seems like he picked out the fish bones from the fish?
He quickly asked with concern: "Sanfeng...sister, what's wrong with you? Did you eat a fish bone? And swallowed it accidentally?"
Sang Mo slowly turned his head to look at him, "?"
What’s wrong with him? Have you learned how to observe micro-expressions? I didn't show any sign of abnormality, so how did he know that I swallowed a fish bone and it was still stuck in my throat? 】
Wu Xie choked for a moment. This was really hard for the naive Wu Xiaogou. He quickly thought of a solution, "I just vaguely remembered that I didn't pick out all the fish bones from that piece of fish."
"But you moved so quickly that you ate the fish before I could say anything. I'm sorry, San Feng sister, I didn't mean it. I'll pour you a bowl of vinegar. Drinking vinegar will relieve the pain, and you'll be able to swallow the fish bone once it softens."
Sang Mo, "......"
Wu Xie moved very quickly, and in the blink of an eye he poured half a bowl of vinegar in front of Sang Mo.
Sang Mo, "!"
[Who is jealous?] I'm not a jealous person! Grass! 】
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