Old lady with hammer



Is that okay? Just remove the “嘛”.

Half a month later, the grandmother, who was wandering around the village carrying a huge hammer, felt that her whole body was filled with——

Strength! And a hint of wealth and fortune that is not revealed!

Not to mention a family like theirs, even if they were a wealthy family, who could put a box full of gold in an iron hammer!

It is said that although the blacksmith did not know what was in the box at that time, just by looking at the box and shaking it, he was sure that there must be a treasure inside!

That's for sure. Three old men and two young boys stared at him and watched him make the hammer in shifts.

They won't even let me open the box, and it's clear to me that this is definitely not the treatment a box of bricks deserves!

Fu Dabai and his men had specially gone to other counties to look for blacksmiths, but they didn't know any of them. The blacksmith was afraid that these people were people he couldn't afford to offend.

Although their clothes don't look expensive.

But what if he's some bandit, hooligan, rogue or scoundrel who made a fortune by robbing people and wants to hide the stolen goods, right?

The blacksmith was just a blacksmith and didn't want to offend that kind of person at all. He thought to himself that as long as he didn't get himself into trouble, he pretended not to know and just went about his blacksmithing and collecting money.

If someone asked him, he would tell the truth and describe what the five men looked like. Then, if he was asked again, he would play dumb and say that he thought there were bricks in the box. The government would at most treat him as a fool and would not do anything to him.

At worst, a few policemen might come and extort some money from him, which would be fine. But if he took the initiative to report it, there was no guarantee that these people would retaliate against him or something.

Thinking of this, the blacksmith became extra serious. Although he didn't make much money, the other party still kept bargaining.

But he still tried his best to make the hammer as strong and sturdy as possible, and then hurriedly sent the few people away as if they were sending away evil spirits.

I have to spit in my heart:

Bah! Where did these bandits come from? You are so stingy! If you were not bandits, I would definitely report you!

This blacksmith just thinks too much and talks too much nonsense. If they are not bandits, they are just here to do normal blacksmithing. Even if they hide a box, it is most likely their own stuff. What is there worth reporting?

However, the origin of Lao Fu family is indeed unclear.

A few people were also afraid that the blacksmith was too righteous and thought that if they went to the government office if there was a problem, something might happen. So they waited for a few more days and only returned to the village with the sledgehammer after seeing that the blacksmith did not react.

Regardless, the blacksmith's craftsmanship is still good. From the outside alone, you can't tell that there is something hidden inside the hammer head.

If you weigh it, you will just feel that it is a solid big hammer with a short handle!

Well... a hammer of this size can no longer be considered an ordinary thing.

All we can say is that it is an ordinary weapon that is handy. To say that it is used to hammer nails or break walls is an understatement!

Old Yang is very strong to begin with, and after practicing with this thing for two days, he actually loves it.

With this in her hand, not to mention Little Yang and Fubao, even if another wild boar came down, Old Yang felt that she could take care of it!

With the right weapons at hand, I feel more confident!

Having made sufficient preparations today and having figured out how to tell anyone who asked her, Old Yang went out and headed straight for the first house where she wanted to show off her hammer!

As soon as I walked out the door, I saw Old Yang and her mother coming towards me with sledgehammers in their hands: …

Young Yang pulled Fubao back with a fierce look on her face, saying:

"You, what do you want to do!

Think about the government! It doesn't matter if you hurt us, but don't do anything to hurt yourself!"

Fu Bao, who had been choked before, stared and shouted:

"Grandma...don't mess around!

We, we can all live well!

Don't force me, take care of yourself and think about your family!"

Both of them had to sit on the ground. If a hammer that big was swung, they would be in big trouble!

At this moment, Xiao Yang and Fubao sincerely hoped that Lao Yang could think more about themselves and her family.

It shouldn’t be that serious. Why would we die together?

They have been doing bad things secretly recently and haven't been hanging around the village. How did they offend her again?

Xiao Yang and Fu Bao thought in doubt:

Did she know something?

Knowing that we were going to run away, and afraid that we would really run away, he quickly came running with a hammer to take revenge?

A Yuan chased after her and even carried a small axe to match his grandmother.

Fubao and his mother: It’s over! They came together!

Fubao hid behind Xiao Yang and thought, why not just fight them.

But old Yang said:

"Bah! I'm still hurting you. Don't say such things in front of my hammer. You don't deserve it!

Do you know how precious this hammer of mine is? It would be unfair to it if I hit you with it!"

Young Yang: ...

Fubao: ...

It's a good thing that she didn't do anything, but why do these words sound so unpleasant?

Aren't we worth your broken hammer? It's just a broken iron hammer, everyone has one! The bigger it is, the more valuable it is!

Little Yang thought angrily.

But facing the old Yang holding a hammer and always having a bad temper, the young Yang had to grit her teeth and force a smile to agree:

"Yes! Don't let it suffer!"

Fubao felt that the hammer gave her a familiar feeling, as if it had a shiny feeling.

But she never gave Jingjingjing any hammer?

After thinking about it, he didn't expect anything, but Fubao still became alert and asked Old Yang and Yuan:

"What on earth are you doing here? Cursing?"

Yuan waved the hand holding the small axe:

"Oh! Don't talk nonsense!

Even if you want to curse someone, don’t come here! I can’t even find where they are!”

Fubao was so angry that she couldn't stand it anymore, but she looked at the axe and the hammer, and the madman who hit her with both of them and one of them even tried to choke her.

Looking at the sparkling things he had accumulated with great difficulty, he swallowed his anger and suggested:

"Then you should go somewhere else!

There is no one here! Look somewhere else!"

Xiao Yang also asked politely:

"Mom and Yuan, what's the matter with you here? Are you... coming to see Erbai?"

It would be better if it wasn't! Little Yang sincerely hoped so.

She felt that Fu Erbai should still be alive, but he probably wasn't living well, and they hadn't seen it either.

The villagers knew that Fu Erbai and Dalang and others were in charge of things, but no one paid any attention to the mother and daughter, and no one told them.

So at this moment, Xiao Yang and Fubao are also very panicked. They don’t take action now, but after seeing Fu Erbai, maybe they will want to take action?

Old Mrs. Yang and A Yuan also knew that Dalang and the others were taking care of Fu Erbai and that they drugged him every day.

The drugs were brought by Fu Dabai, and Dalang's whole family had agreed to let him go, so the two knew that he was fine and didn't want to see him at all.

But Xiao Yang and Fubao are worthy of attention!

Yuan looked at his second aunt and Fubao, who spoke differently today, and whispered to Old Yang in surprise:

"Grandma, listen!

They can speak human language, too!"

Yuan hasn't seen them for a long time. They look so normal and can communicate with each other.

Seeing it now is like seeing an animal suddenly speaking human language, which is surprising.

Old Madam Yang answered her in a low voice:

"Of course, they can see what we are holding!"

Yuan looked at the axe in his hand and his grandmother's sledgehammer thoughtfully:

“Oh, I see!”

It’s not that they can’t speak human language, it’s just that the person who talks to them needs to have something that can make them speak human language!

Xiao Yangshi and Fubao:

...if you could just keep your voice down a little more!

Now isn’t it embarrassing for us to pretend we can’t hear anything?

Old Yang didn't care about their mood at all, and proudly showed off with the hammer:

"You two idiots! Open your eyes wide! Look at my hammer!

How about it?"

Xiao Yang and Fu Bao looked at each other, not knowing what she wanted to do, so they praised against their will:

"Hmm... not bad! The head... is quite big!"

Old Yang nodded with satisfaction and said proudly:

"That's right! I'm not bragging!

The hammer head is just this big!

"One hammer can smash your heads! Do you believe it?"

Xiao Yang and Fubao's faces were so angry that smoke seemed to come out of them: Are you interesting or not?

Where else is Yuan imitating others?

"Fubao! Look at my axe!

An axe this big and this sharp!

I'll chop you and give you a big cut, do you believe it?"

Xiao Yang and Fu Bao gritted their teeth and nodded:

"I believe it! I really believe it! You guys are awesome!"

Old Yang and A Yuan raised their heads proudly:

"What a shame! You don't deserve it! There's no point in even thinking about it!"

The grandparents and grandchildren walked away arrogantly.

Xiao Yang and Fu Bao were so angry that they were shaking:

Who is this?

Who thought?

Who asked you? You have a hammer and an axe and you have to show them off. Who doesn't have one?

As she walked away, Old Yang was still talking to Yuan:

"As for the axe in our family, no one else has it, especially the Fubao family. They will never have it in their lifetime!"

That’s for sure. All the gold that Fubao got was in this hammer. Looking at her condition, it seems that she won’t be able to get a second portion!

A Yuan said happily:

"Of course! Let them be jealous!"

The grandparents and grandchildren, immersed in the vanity of the golden axe, were not prepared to think about it at all. They didn't know anything. They didn't know whether Fubao and the others who lost the gold would be jealous of a big iron hammer!

It doesn't matter whether they know it or not; what matters is that they have to show off.

Keep happiness for yourself, and leave silence, anger and confusion to others!

Today is also a happy and vain day!

Yuan never thinks there is anything wrong with showing off. The prerequisite for showing off is that she has something to show off. If she has something, even if no one understands it, she will still show it off!

Old Mrs. Yang was the same as her. The two of them happily introduced the new member of the family to everyone - a huge and precious iron hammer!

The whole village: ...Who doesn't have one? Whose axe can't do this? Why is it so valuable just because it's big?

No one in the village thought there was anything to show off, and they didn't understand why Lao Fu had gone out of his way to get such a big hammer, but they still cooperated and praised it a few words so as not to interrupt the two people's silly fun.

The other members of the Lao Fu family rarely showed any shame, their faces turned red, and they refused to join their team.

Everyone's reaction is generally predictable.

Only Zhao Ergou's wife, Old Zhao, unexpectedly said with a sour look in her eyes:

"Oh! Finally you have made it! When you were young, you didn't have anything handy, but now you are old, you have to do it!

If bandits come, your family will be the one taking advantage, so you'll be beaten to a pulp!

What's so great about that! I'll make a bigger one tomorrow and make you mad!"

Old Yang raised his eyebrows proudly:

"Just do it! Just do it, you don't have it now!

I am the scorpion poop, the only one of its kind!

Jealousy, envy, jealousy?

I'll make you mad!"

"Yang Manchun!" Old Mrs. Zhao was so angry that she jumped up and down!

A Yuan: ... again! Grandma and Grandma Zhao are arguing again!

Old Zhao's family: ... Oh, here we go again! Mother (grandmother) (daughter-in-law) is here to get angry again!

The whole village: ...

Even if you want to beat up the bandits, you don't need to use such a big hammer! Do you two still want to fight against them?

Everyone in the village was sighing at the sight of these two old ladies.

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