Chapter 149 Discipline Tian Zhixian
After lunch, Xiao Nuobao hugged her round belly and sat cross-legged to check Tian Zhixian's fortune.
"This man is unlucky in both wealth and fortune."
"Another bad luck~"
Xiao Nuobao realized that this man was unlucky. Not only were his parents ill recently, but his wife also looked down on him and refused to sleep with him.
A few days ago, his concubine cheated on him, which made the family restless. Now Tian Zhixian is looking for sorcerers everywhere to change his fortune.
Xiao Nuobao squinted and smiled. As the saying goes, if he is sick, he will die. If he is not disciplined now, when will he be disciplined?
She quickly made a plan in her mind. She pulled Dean Wei's sleeve and said that she would go back to the academy with him tomorrow!
...
Since the last Feng Shui incident, Dean Wei seemed to have found a backbone when he saw little Nuobao.
Naturally, he was willing to listen to Nuobao in everything.
He stayed at Jiang's house for one night, and the next morning, he got on Jiang Fengnian's donkey cart, took Nuobao and Fengjing back to Wei's Academy.
Dean Wei followed Nuobao's words and did not deliver silver to the government office.
Tian Zhixian waited at home for a long time, but the five hundred taels did not come. Finally, he could not sit still. At noon, he brought a team of yamen runners and clerks to the door angrily to demand it!
However, when the door opened, Tian Zhixian saw a little girl wearing a pink short shirt and a chubby body, sitting on a bench by the door, smiling at him.
Tian Zhixian jumped out as if he had seen a ghost.
"Did I see it wrong? Is that Jiang... Jiang Nuobao from Daliu Village?" Tian Zhixian swallowed his saliva, and the arrogance on his face disappeared instantly.
The clerk beside him nodded with difficulty.
"It's her. The last time, the Duke confiscated all your property for her... and beat you with a stick."
"Sir, we can't offend her again, otherwise the Duke will be angry and you will be fined even your underwear." The clerk reminded him hurriedly.
Tian Zhixian remembered the fear of being dominated by Nuobao that day.
His face turned pale, and he quickly covered his waistband, as if to protect his quilt and pants, and hurried to run away.
But at this time, Dean Wei picked up Xiao Nuobao, walked up to him and deliberately asked: "I have seen the county magistrate. I wonder if you have any important business here today?"
"I came here...that..." County magistrate Tian coughed unnaturally, not daring to look at Nuobao: "I came here...for a routine inspection!"
How dare he ask for the five hundred taels in front of Nuobao!
Xiao Nuobao held his little finger in his mouth, saw his fear, and nodded his head with satisfaction.
Although this person is a black-hearted county magistrate, there are many evil officials in the Southern Ji Kingdom now. If he is killed and replaced by a new county magistrate, it may be even more treacherous.
Since County magistrate Tian is afraid of Old Song, it is better to spare his life and give him a beating first.
So Xiao Nuobao, like a little witch, suddenly pinched his fingers, cleared his throat, and prepared to deceive people!
"So you are the magistrate. I see your forehead is black." Xiao Nuobao blinked his eyes and said seriously, "I wonder if your father's hemoptysis has improved? Is your mother still having headaches every day?"
Tian Zhixian was about to leave, but he was stunned when he heard this. He turned around in surprise and said, "How do you know about my family affairs?"
Even the yamen runners didn't know that his father was coughing up blood, let alone outsiders!
As for his mother's headache, it was only the day before yesterday!
Xiao Nuobao continued to calculate with a faint tone.
"I calculated it. I know everything in your house."
"Then what else can you calculate?" Tian Zhixian stared in disbelief.
Xiao Nuobao glanced at the dozen or so yamen runners and clerks in front of him, and deliberately said loudly: "I calculated that you have kidney problems and have not slept with your wives and concubines for a long time."
Tian Zhixian: "..."
"And two days ago, your concubine's red birch bellyband was hung on your cousin, and you seemed to be angry!" Xiao Nuobao smiled innocently with narrowed eyes.
"Don't say it!" Tian Zhixian suddenly lost his mind and broke out in a cold sweat.
Wait, how come this little girl knows all the dirty things in his house!
It's amazing.
"Ah?"
At this time, everyone looked at Tian Zhixian in shock.
The yamen runners widened their eyes.
It was like I had just eaten a big melon...
"I was wondering why the master suddenly had a fight with his cousin two days ago, and went back to his room crying after the fight. It turned out that he was cuckolded." One of the yamen runners gossiped in a low voice.
"Alas, I remember that day our master was angry, but... just angry for a while." Another sighed.
"Wait, did this kid say that the master has kidney deficiency? No wonder the lady refused to sleep with the master, it turned out that..."
Listening to these murmurs, Tian Zhixian's self-esteem was greatly hurt, and tears flowed silently in his heart.
He could hardly hold it in any longer, and pretended to be tough, saying, "This... this is all nonsense. This is absolutely not true in my office. It's just scaremongering!"
Seeing him stutter, Xiao Nuobao pretended to sigh, "Oh, if you don't admit it, then forget it. I was going to say that all your misfortunes are due to your bad luck in this year, and I can help you resolve it."
"In that case." Xiao Nuobao shrugged helplessly, "Then I don't have to worry about you."
Tian Zhixian rolled over in a rage, and wished he could dig a hole in the ground with his toes so he could crawl in.
At this moment, his feet stammered, and his eyes lit up.
This child said she could resolve it?
Tian Zhixian coughed a few times, pretending to be indifferent, and then took his people away.
After the people from the yamen left, Xiao Nuobao sat at the door and played with mud without any hurry.
"He will definitely come back again!" Little Nuobao smiled confidently.
Dean Wei looked at her lovingly, took out the butterfly cakes, walnut cakes and other snacks from the study, wiped her paws, and let her eat while waiting.
Sure enough, within half an hour, a fat figure sneaked to the door of the academy.
"Who is it?" As soon as the academy servant opened the door, he bowed in surprise: "It turns out to be the county magistrate, why are you back again?"
Tian Zhixian changed out of his official uniform and put on a casual outfit. As soon as he came in, he pushed the servant away and hurried to find Xiao Nuobao.
Tian Zhixian didn't pretend anymore and begged anxiously: "I came here to ask Nuobao, can you teach me the solution you just mentioned!"
"But didn't you say it was impossible? Why did you come to ask?"
"Then, weren't there many people just now?" Tian Zhixian smiled awkwardly, and was as shy as a grown girl.
Xiao Nuobao always believed in "killing him while he's sick", so he stretched out his little palm and waved at him twice.
"I can help you, but I can't help you for free. Give me a hundred taels!"
"A hundred taels?" Tian Zhixian's eyes widened.
What's the difference between asking for his money and asking for his life!
"Then it's two hundred taels!" Xiao Nuobao said the cruelest words in the softest and cutest tone.
Tian Zhixian was so heartbroken, but in order to change his luck, he could only endure the pain and reluctantly took out his wallet and took out the banknote.
Xiao Nuobao accepted it without hesitation and stuffed it into Jiang Fengnian's arms.
"Big pot, take it."
She will have a great use for this banknote in the future!
Then, Xiao Nuobao covered her nose, pointed at Tian Zhixian and hummed: "Okay, from now on, you, stand in the southeast corner first!"
Tian Zhixian hurriedly did as he was told: "But the southeast direction is conducive to resolving it?"
Xiao Nuobao shook his head decisively.
"No, it's because you have bad breath, and you're too close to me and it's stinking me!"
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