Chapter 76: Calling a cow a roe deer
The next morning, the whole village heard Auntie Li's cries.
"Who the hell stole my pork!"
"I hid it in the toilet, how could you steal it? Why didn't you steal the shit in my toilet as well!"
"Don't let me catch that thief, or I'll chop off his hands and paws. I can't bear to eat a single bite of my pork!"
The villagers almost vomited the food they had just eaten when they heard this.
Who hides pork in the toilet?
Auntie Li must be a fly that has become a spirit. She can eat anything. Bury her!
At this time, the two ghosts were wandering around.
When they heard Auntie Li scolding them for chopping off their hands and paws, they paused.
They both wanted to be chopped up.
It was a pity that the two ghosts together could not even lift half a hand.
Seeing each other as a blurry black shadow, the two ghosts sighed sadly, and then went from house to house to find the swill buckets and began to "eat" their breakfast.
At the Jiang family, Li Qiqiao had just finished joking with Feng about Aunt Li, and went to open the lid of the pot.
Today she cooked a pot of white rice porridge and heated up a large bowl of fried food mixed with eggplant boxes, shredded radish balls, and sweet potato balls.
After serving these on the table, Li Qiqiao also baked Zhang Song's soft and fragrant egg pancakes, spread them with egg sauce, and steamed a bowl of minced meat and egg custard, and the small stove for the sister-in-law was also complete.
Little Nuobao has a small appetite. She just had a belly full of fried food yesterday and is now very sick.
She put her hands together, hugged the small bowl, and only used her small teeth to nibble the meat on the egg custard, eating carelessly, like a picky little mouse.
At this time, Sun Chunxue, wrapped in a shawl, walked into the house with a puzzled look.
"Mom, don't you think it's strange?" She sat down on the kang and drank a mouthful of porridge: "It seems that there are a few more pieces of pork that we put outside. I don't know what's going on."
Feng Shi guessed that the daughter-in-law must have used some method to "ask" for the pork from Aunt Li's house.
Looking at the daughter-in-law who was secretly burying her face in the bowl and pretending not to understand, Feng Shi couldn't help laughing.
She tried to hold it in and deliberately pinched the soles of the girl's feet.
"Hehe..." Little Nuobao kicked her legs twice, itching so much that she almost vomited rice.
When she raised her head again, her white tofu-like face was already covered with meat sauce and egg custard foam, making her look like a little cat.
"Mom, why are you pinching the soles of your sister-in-law's feet? We are talking about pork." Sun Chunxue blinked foolishly, afraid that Nuobao would choke her.
Feng coughed twice and interrupted, "Fourth and fifth brothers, why don't you wipe your sister's face quickly."
While Feng Jing went down to find a rag, Xiao Fengmiao took the opportunity to save trouble and directly picked up Chunger and wiped his swaddling cloth on his sister's face.
Chunger suddenly lost weight.
He looked down at his aunt.
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The two of them stared at each other.
Chun Ge'er felt that his head was about to turn into pulp, and he opened his little mouth, about to cry.
But thinking that no one would pay attention to him if he cried, he had to hold back his tears and let his uncle use him as a "rag".
After dinner, Feng remembered what Aunt Li said in the morning, and felt that the pork had been in the toilet and was really disgusting.
So she took it aside and kept it to be cooked someday and fed to Da Huang at the entrance of the village.
At this time, Xiao Nuobao was sorting out the offerings, and suddenly found that another believer had offered wild buffaloes, and they were two whole live ones, both half-grown.
It is not allowed to eat cattle in the north.
But the believers in the south don't care.
Beef was served for several days, but the little girl of the Jiang family was very greedy.
Little Nuobao drooled for a long time, and the pillowcase was soaked.
She rolled on the kang, put her hands on her hips, kicked her legs, and pulled her hair, but in the end she couldn't stop her greed.
She had to lick her fingers and hum to ask Feng: "Mom, what does beef taste like? Nuobao has never tasted it, have you tasted it~"
When Feng heard it, she knew that the girl was probably up to something again.
She shook her head helplessly: "Mother doesn't know either. Once when I was a child, a wild buffalo ran into my village. At first, everyone deliberately treated it as a stupid roe deer and wanted to catch it and eat it."
"Later, I forgot which conspicuous person shouted that it was a cow. After being exposed, everyone dared not eat it because of the law and buried it in the mountain."
Thinking about it now, Feng still felt a little pity. At that time, the meat was just a little bit short of being eaten.
It was all the fault of that fool in the village.
Xiao Nuobao's eyes widened and he grasped the point at once.
Oh, so it doesn't mean that you can't eat cows, but that you can't eat cows that have been recognized!
For things like this, the people will not report it and the officials will not investigate it. The wild buffalo is not an old ox for plowing the land. If you can't tell it, you can just eat it. Is that what you mean?
Feng thought for a moment and nodded: "...Miss, you are right..."
Little Nuobao held his little finger in his mouth and immediately smiled with his little white teeth.
Then he threw the two little bison as offerings to his backyard.
Sun Chunxue was picking eggs in the chicken pen. She noticed something was nudging her butt. She turned around and was so scared that she almost fell to the ground.
"Oh my god, what the hell has come into our house!"
Hearing the sound, Xiao Nuobao quickly twisted his round body and lied with his eyes closed: "Wow, let me see, it's a roe deer, this is a stupid roe deer, come and catch it!"
The two black calves with wild eyes were stunned and didn't know when they became stupid roe deer...
When they heard that there was a roe deer in the backyard, Jiang Fengnian and Jiang Fenghu ran out. The two worked together and took a lot of effort to subdue the two little wild calves.
"Wait, is this a roe deer?" Jiang Fenghu took two deep breaths and rubbed his eyes. It didn't look like
a roe deer at all. Xiao Nuobao was so anxious that he stamped his feet quickly.
"Yes, they look like roe deer, just like them! Er Guo Guo, don't talk nonsense because you have poor eyesight!"
Seeing that his sister insisted on calling the cow a roe deer, Jiang Fengnian immediately understood and took out two sacks to cover the cow's head.
"Well, my sister is right, these are two stupid roe deer, the second one is not allowed to talk, I am the eldest brother and you have to listen to me!" Jiang Fengnian held back his laughter and tried his best to cooperate with his sister.
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