Chapter 89 Nuobao's face is also face
Seeing Feng Miao was bitten and almost beaten, the old people remembered their own childhood and couldn't help laughing.
Feng quickly picked up the girl and pulled her pants to take a closer look. Seeing that her flesh was not bitten, she breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's okay, girl, mother will rub it for you." She felt angry and helpless, so she could only coax her.
"Yes, mother~ I will never ride a goose again." Little Nuobao kicked his legs in pain and lay down on his mother's neck, his little hands still covering his butt, as if he was afraid that the big goose would come to attack again.
This poor little look made everyone laugh even more, and they couldn't help but go over to tease her.
"Nuobao hasn't grown into a big goose yet, but she's about to be eaten by a goose."
"But the goose's mouth is really big. Look at how it bit our Nuobao's pants, leaving two big holes."
"Who told you, Nuobao, to ride on someone else's horse? Even Grandpa Jiang feels a strain on his arms when he holds you, so how can a big goose carry you?"
Little Nuobao was already in pain, and she couldn't help but feel angry and embarrassed when she heard this. A child's face is also a face!
She simply opened her mouth, grabbed Grandpa Jiang's beard and started crying, to vent her anger.
Feng quickly took her home, leaving Doctor Wu and the others behind, laughing non-stop.
The fact that little Nuobao failed to ride a goose and was instead scolded soon spread throughout the village.
After hearing this, the village chief and his daughter laughed louder than the goose.
Xiao Nuobao guessed that everyone would laugh for a while, and she felt heartbroken just thinking about it. She rolled on the kang in anger, secretly planning not to leave the house for the next few days!
In order to avenge her daughter, Feng personally slaughtered a goose at noon and stewed two pots of goose in an iron pot, finally making the goose no longer arrogant.
Looking at the soft and tasty goose meat on the table, Xiao Nuobao's new and old hatreds surged in her heart, and she held the bowl and ate her rice in big mouthfuls!
"My dear, go slowly, these goose legs and wings are all yours." Feng was afraid that she would eat too fast and not digest it.
"Nuobao feels wronged and wants to show off, don't bother me, mom!" Little Nuobao buried his face in the rice bowl and ate so hard that his mouth kept growling.
The goose meat was stewed very fragrantly. Everyone ate it up like a whirlwind at noon. The bottoms of the two bowls were empty, and even the soup was used by Fengmiao to soak the rice.
Li Qiqiao was very confident in her cooking skills. She knew that the dishes would be empty, so she left a small bowl of goose legs and goose breasts before serving the dishes, and kept them warm in the pot, so that little Nuobao could have a delicious dinner.
In the evening, she braised the remaining goose meat again, making it salty and sweet.
As expected, little Nuobao's eyes lit up after eating so much that his belly was as big as a drum and he lay on the kang and burped.
Before nightfall, in order to help Nuobao digest her food, Li Qiqiao took her for a stroll in the yard twice, and then took a bowl of sour plum soup and coaxed her to sleep in the west room.
Little Nuobao was too tired from being bothered by the goose during the day. As soon as she touched the pillow, she was so sleepy that she spread her limbs and fell asleep.
But good dreams don’t come so easily. Just when Little Nuobao dreamed that she bit the big white goose back and successfully protected her small flower pants, she was smiling happily.
However, there was a noise from the quilt next to her, which directly pulled her back to reality.
"Don't make trouble, my sister-in-law is still here, I don't want it."
"My sister sleeps like a little piglet and snores. What can she hear?"
"I said I don't want it, you... are so annoying~"
Little Nuobao rubbed his eyes helplessly and wiped away his drool.
Waking her up was already very rude, and calling her a piglet was too much.
Finally, unable to bear the strange noise, Xiao Nuobao raised his feet and angrily pressed them on Jiang Fenghu's face!
"Oh my god."
Jiang Fenghu covered his left face, startled, and quickly lay down to think about what happened.
"My sister seemed to have a dream, and she kicked me."
"This child, how can she be so energetic even when she is asleep? You can tell at a glance that she eats too much." Jiang Fenghu didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
When Xiao Nuobao heard this, he was so angry that his two feet went up at the same time.
"Bang bang!"
He kicked Jiang Fenghu directly and gave him a black eye.
Jiang Fenghu groaned twice, and when he lit the kerosene lamp, he saw that Xiao Nuobao had turned over and continued to "snoring" with his eyes closed.
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Early in the morning, looking at the two black pieces of Jiang Fenghu in front of him, Xiao Nuobao crawled out of the quilt and laughed, laughing so hard that his baby fat body trembled.
"Er Guo Guo's eyes look like a blind bear."
Jiang Fenghu covered his eyes in embarrassment: "Sister, what's wrong with my second brother's eyes? Didn't you know last night?"
"How could Nuobao know?" Little Nuobao sat down obediently and blinked deliberately: "I slept so soundly last night, like a little pig, how could I know anything."
Jiang Fenghu: "..."
At this time, Li Qiqiao blushed and came over carefully to ask: "Nuobao, you didn't hear anything last night, or saw something."
How did she feel, did the sister-in-law wake up last night...
When little Nuobao heard this, he lowered his little face in "worry": "Yeah, I seemed to hear a little... Second brother and sister-in-law fighting at the end of the kang."
Hearing this, the second brother and his wife suddenly became nervous.
Fight?
"Cough, cough, cough..." Jiang Fenghu choked on a mouthful of tea and started coughing desperately.
Li Qiqiao's face turned red as if blood was dripping, and she quickly made up a lame excuse.
"What's that, Nuobao, you heard from my second sister-in-law that actually last night... it was your second brother who taught me self-defense!" Li Qiqiao didn't dare to look Nuobao in the eye.
Looking at the second sister-in-law who stuttered even when she lied, little Nuobao covered his mouth mischievously and giggled, intending to let the second sister-in-law go for the time being.
But who knew that Fengmiao came over to take his sister to dinner, and when he heard about self-defense, he rushed into the house in two or three steps excitedly.
"Second brother, you also know this? Then teach me, the fifth brother also wants to learn self-defense!"
After these words came out, Jiang Fenghu covered his face helplessly, and could only let him carry him on his shoulders and take him away, perfunctorily saying that he would teach him another day.
But who knew that Xiao Fengmiao was a conspicuous person. As soon as he got his second brother's permission, he went to school in the morning and showed off his experience.
"Do you know that my second brother taught my second sister-in-law how to defend herself all night last night?"
"He will teach me. When I learn, I won't be afraid of the big goose biting my butt, and I won't be afraid of the big yellow dog biting my heel!"
When the boys in the school heard this, they all exclaimed that it was amazing, and they all shouted for Zhang Xiucai to teach them.
Xiucai had been single for many years, and didn't hear the strangeness in Feng Miao's words. He just smiled shyly and said, "I can only teach, not martial arts. Feng Miao's second brother can teach his second sister-in-law for a whole night, so he must be very good. You should learn from Feng Miao's second brother."
When the boys heard this, they were all excited. As soon as
the class was over in the morning, they ran to Jiang's house one after another, begging Jiang Fenghu to teach them.
Seeing this, Jiang Fenghu couldn't help but twitch his mouth.
"Old Five, wait for your second brother!"
Seeing that more and more children came over to make a fuss, he didn't even have time to eat lunch. He made the excuse that he had to go hunting and quickly hid in the mountains, which made Xiao Nuobao clap his hands and laugh.
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