Chapter 457 The Ruthless Immortal Venerable and His Resentful Husband, the Supreme God 16
Because of one sentence, 888 got punched.
Do I look like I'm capable of having children?
888 rubbed her head and suddenly wailed, "Then... Sheng Sheng doesn't look like she can have children?"
The Lord God cannot give birth, nor can Yu Sheng.
So here's the question: how did such a big, long baby, which is a combination of the two of them, come about?
It remembered that neither of them had any siblings from the same parents.
A child suddenly appearing out of nowhere—it can't just spring out of a rock like Sun Wukong, can it? That would be too far-fetched.
"So, how exactly did you two manage to have a child?!"
888 was puzzled, and then 888 was greatly shocked.
While practicing drawing talismans with the elder, Chi Xiaobao felt that someone was watching him in the dark. He paused in his hand holding the talisman brush and looked in the direction of Chi Jinhan and 888.
But then she was met with 888's bewildered and shocked cat face.
Chi Xiaobao:? ?
What is that?
"Who says children can only be born? Chi Xiaobao is a naturally born spirit, having absorbed the essence of me and Sheng Sheng. Naturally, his appearance will resemble ours. What's the big deal? It's like you're some country bumpkin who's never seen the world."
888 who was inexplicably attacked: No, who offended him today?
888 feels like Chi Jinhan today is a firecracker incarnate, ready to explode at the slightest touch, attacking everyone indiscriminately except for Yu Sheng.
"From now on, you'll stay with him and keep an eye on him. Don't let him hang around in front of me and Sheng Sheng whenever he wants, understand?"
888: "..."
See? It guessed right.
It said that how could such a petty god as its own master possibly tolerate having a little third wheel like itself around, affecting his and Yu Sheng's time together?
So that's what it was waiting for.
The only reason he could tolerate it was because there was a big light bulb next to him.
888 is also very clear about its own role: to prevent Chi Xiaobao from disturbing the private world of its master and his lover.
"Understood, Your Majesty, you can rest assured that I'll handle it!"
"Actually, I don't trust you..."
888's smile froze.
If you're not comfortable with me, why did you bring me here? Your words are so infuriating. No wonder Sheng Sheng killed your husband to prove her Dao back then.
888 only dared to secretly soak in the Yin-Yang Pool of cold in its heart. If it were to actually use its ultimate skill up close, it believed that it would definitely be the first system in the history of the Quick Transmigration Bureau to be personally destroyed by the God.
"However, I think there's no one else I can rely on besides you, so I'll just trust you this time. You must, you absolutely must not let me down."
888 felt immense pressure.
It had never met Chi Xiaobao, so how would it know what kind of person he was, or whether he would be as difficult to deal with as its own master god?
However, once it comes into contact with Chi Xiaobao, it will discover that Chi Xiaobao is simply a miniature version of Chi Jinhan.
He's even more difficult to deal with than his father.
"Alright, I'm going to find my wife. Don't bother us unless it's important," Chi Jinhan said, effectively washing his hands of the matter.
Sons are just there to bring him bad luck and steal his wife.
His wife can only belong to him alone; no one can take her from him, not even Chi Xiaobao.
Anyway, he has a very strong possessive desire for his wife.
Chi Xiaobao merely glanced at the person who had unified the world before continuing to focus on drawing talismans following the elder's steps.
The elder who taught the talisman class praised him as a genius.
If it weren't for the relationship between Chi Jinhan and Yu Sheng, he would have shamelessly taken such a promising talent under his wing.
Unfortunately, their fathers and biological fathers are Immortal Venerables, far superior to this old man in the Nascent Soul stage.
After class, Chi Xiaobao walked up to 888 and asked, "Did my dad send you to watch over me?"
"You guessed right!"
"It's not hard to guess. That's just the kind of person he is. You'll get used to it."
At this point, 888's evaluation of Chi Xiaobao was still: smart, and apart from their faces being somewhat similar, they were completely different from their own god.
It doesn't resemble Yu Sheng either.
Upon closer inspection, isn't she just a well-behaved, clever, and adorable little dumpling?
Chi Xiaobao: Me?
"Let's go then. Do you really think anyone wants to see his love-struck face?" Chi Xiaobao muttered to himself.
Up until this point, 888 still didn't realize there was anything wrong with it.
It jumped into Chi Xiaobao's arms and stretched comfortably. "Xiaobao, what do we do next? Go home or continue with class?"
888's sudden jump caught Chi Xiaobao completely off guard.
He staggered and almost lost his balance.
He looked down in shock at the lazy black cat in his arms and asked the most profound question, "Are you this heavy? Are you sure you don't want to lose weight?"
He was almost suffocating from the pressure.
Honestly, this was the first time in his life he had ever seen such a fat cat.
"Where am I heavier?" 888 looked up at him in disbelief.
Chi Xiaobao pointed at his neck and said, "But... you don't even have a neck anymore, and besides, you really look like a lump of coal."
888: "..."
888 was so angry he wanted to hit someone.
"Why are you all discriminating against me? I'm just an ordinary little kitten."
"Are you sure it's not a big piglet?"
888: Get lost—you're just like your dad, cut from the same mold.
It dislikes people with the surname Chi, especially the father and son Chi Jinhan and Chi Xiaobao.
888 sadly jumped down from Chi Xiaobao's arms, wanting to look down at its own body, but was devastated to find that it couldn't see anything and couldn't even lower its head.
Something even more devastating than Chi Xiaobao saying it was fat is about to happen.
That means what people said is true; it looks like a black gas cylinder now.
888's inner scream was like a groundhog.
Chi Xiaobao, who understood its intention, couldn't help but chuckle.
"Stop laughing, stop laughing. All you know how to do is laugh. Just like your father, you only know how to stab people in the heart."
Chi Xiaobao said frankly, "But you're not human either, and who wants to be like him?"
He was extremely dissatisfied with his love-obsessed father; if he had any other choice, he would have wanted to expel Chi Jinhan from his father's status.
The pool is cold: A great filial piety is expressed in the hall.
Even 888 is speechless.
It decided to retract its previous assessment of Chi Xiaobao.
This person is exactly like Chi Jinhan. It doesn't care; they are father and son.
Chi Xiaobao didn't think there was anything wrong with what he said; he was just telling the truth. But it seemed that he wasn't very good at handling things.
"Are you still coming with me? If you're not, then I'm going home to find my father."
888: Threat, this is a blatant threat.
Helpless, it could only resentfully follow behind Chi Xiaobao, becoming his little follower.
It swears that it will lose weight so that some people will no longer dare to call it a fat cat!
Ideals are beautiful, but reality is harsh.
That evening, it was attracted by Chi Xiaobao's food.
888: Losing weight? You'll only lose a tiny bit, not even a little.
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"So, you just dumped Xiaobao on 888 because you didn't want him bothering you anymore?"
888: I'm a professional at taking care of kids, of course, provided that my cooking is delicious.
With delicious food, it could temporarily put aside the matter of Chi Xiaobao saying that he was fat.
"Honey, he's such a grown man, it's a bit unreasonable for him to always cling to his father, isn't it? If he gets married in the future, he might be laughed at."
Chi Jinhan tried to argue, but failed.
"You're such a grown man, yet you still like a leech, always sticking to me?"
"So what if I cling to my wife?" Chi Jinhan wasn't ashamed at all; he was actually proud of it. "Wife, I'm so sad today. Can you comfort me...?"
The topic changed so quickly that Yu Sheng didn't even have time to react.
"Why are you sad again?" You're sad all the time, how is your heart?
“Wife, my apprentices are all laughing at me. They are all rebellious disciples. They created a private group behind my back and even cricketed at me. I heard it.”
He angrily recounted in detail what Si Qingya and the others had done.
"Honey, look at them! They're even cursing us! They said they wouldn't have come back if they hadn't come back to laugh at me!"
Yu Sheng: "..."
They really do seem like the kind of disciples that Chi Jinhan could teach.
"Wife~~"
"Don't worry, this time I won't kill your husband to prove my Dao, and they won't be able to laugh at you anymore."
Chi Jinhan peeked out from Yu Sheng's arms in disbelief: Wife, are you sure this is how you comfort people?
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