Chapter 85 The Charlatan Imperial Advisor Was Captured by the Dark-Faced Tyrant (43)
"This little thing can actually speak human language!" Xie Hanzhou was truly astonished.
"It has a name."
Xie Hanzhou was extremely jealous. What? Even a little pet deserves Sheng Sheng to personally name it?
What is it called?
“888,” Yu Sheng said.
Xie Hanzhou thought he had misheard. Sheng Sheng's pet was very peculiar, and its name was even more peculiar.
"What's wrong?"
"No, Sheng Sheng, as long as you like it."
888 straightened up, crossed her arms, and said, "I, Shushu, am raised by Shengsheng. You're not allowed to make a move on me, or I'll tell Shengsheng!"
"Really? Sheng Sheng raised him?" Xie Hanzhou's eyes gradually turned dangerous.
888 quickly corrected herself, "No, Sheng Sheng and you raised him together. I'm your lucky charm for your wedding tomorrow. Wishing you and Sheng Sheng a long and happy life together!"
888 has no redeeming qualities, except that it is pragmatic.
The moment Xie Hanzhou changed his expression, he knew he should change his tune. Otherwise, someone would definitely be thinking about how to kill him without Yu Sheng knowing.
Given its understanding of its own god, flattery is sure to work at this time.
Xie Hanzhou's expression changed from gloomy to sunny in an instant, a change as fast as a rocket.
888 finally breathed a sigh of relief.
See? Some people just want others to praise them.
"Alright, go out and play by yourself. I want to spend some time with Sheng Sheng."
888 gave him an "OK" sign.
"I know, the hamster won't come out to bother you before tomorrow morning."
"Hmm, I think you have much better judgment than some people."
Qin Zheng, a person with no sense of propriety: You can just say my name!
"888, come back here!"
Ignoring Yu Sheng's calls, 888 scurried out through the crack in the door with its short legs.
The leader is going on a long voyage today, and even if your room collapses, he won't come back.
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Early the next morning, 888 tiptoed in through the crack in the door and was then handed over by Xie Hanzhou to a palace maid standing nearby.
"Wash it clean, and then dress it up nicely."
The palace maid barely managed to suppress her fear and didn't throw 888 down.
Old...rat—
When did His Majesty start keeping rats as pets?
888: I am not a mouse, not a mouse, not a mouse!
The hamster is an adorable golden hamster.
888 stood with its hands on its hips and its neck craned as it stared at the palace maid, who turned pale with fright. Then, 888 handed the maid to a young eunuch and slipped away.
Good heavens, the rat has become a spirit!
888 was enjoying the pleasure of being scrubbed in the bath, but it stopped laughing later on.
The palace maid tied a red silk ribbon into a bow on its chest, and even pinned a small red flower to its ear.
888 looked at his outfit and dared not say a word of anger.
The wedding ceremony was extremely complicated. Yu Sheng remained expressionless throughout, and even 888 was fawned over by Chief Steward An and participated in the entire process.
The last two steps of the wedding were the banquet and the bridal chamber. Yu Sheng and Xie Hanzhou sat together on the dragon throne, listening to the blessings from the courtiers below.
After the banquet, the two, along with 888, were sent to the bridal chamber.
888: ? ? No, what's Xie Hanzhou up to now? Normally, he gets jealous and glares at me when I even get close to Yu Sheng.
What's going on tonight?
Surely it's not that he's become successful?
Just as 888 was trying to analyze Xie Hanzhou's motives, Xie Hanzhou spoke up, and then it became the laborer pouring the nuptial wine for the two of them.
Honestly, Xie Hanzhou, don't you feel any remorse for bullying a mouse like this?
What is conscience to Xie Hanzhou?
He only has one heart that loves Sheng Sheng.
After the two drank the nuptial wine together, 888 was ruthlessly kicked out of the room by Xie Hanzhou.
The door was slammed shut, and 888 desperately tiptoed and scratched at it with its fingernails.
A heartless man who uses and discards his partners after they're done!
888 turned around and ran off to the imperial kitchen with its short legs. Ever since it was transformed into a hamster, the imperial kitchen has been a place it visits every time, and it has become its territory.
Meanwhile, the newlyweds were doing something that made people blush and their hearts race.
"Sheng Sheng, why don't we try this new trick?" Xie Hanzhou smiled and pointed to the two figures intertwined in the picture book.
Yu Sheng's eyes widened. "No, Xie Hanzhou, you're getting more and more perverted!"
"Sheng Sheng, come here, then I'll carry you to the hot spring to clean you up."
"Heh, don't think I don't know you want to have sex in the hot spring."
Xie Hanzhou did not refute this statement.
That was indeed his idea.
During this time, he felt that he had mastered a lot of skills, and that Manager An was really reliable!
There are all sorts of varieties.
Yu Sheng was amazed by what he saw.
Despite Xie Hanzhou's persistent pleading, he eventually relented and agreed.
The consequence of agreeing was naturally that he didn't feel good.
Xie Hanzhou did not attend court for several days in a row, spending his days in his palace doing who-knows-what.
The ministers all tacitly refrained from mentioning attending court.
To be honest, they didn't want to get up before dawn to prepare for court; that would be a nightmare. They hoped that His Majesty could spend more time with the Imperial Advisor... no, I should say the Empress.
That way they can also catch some fish.
With no one to manage him, 888 is happy to have some peace and quiet.
He roams around the palace all day long. Yesterday he beat up the black cat in the cold palace, and today he took in the dog from the imperial kitchen to ride as his little brother.
Xie Hanzhou had already given all these instructions.
No one in the palace dared to do anything to it, which led to 888 living an increasingly carefree life.
However, 888 does miss Yu Sheng a little.
Perhaps its lawlessness during this period made it forget how terrifying Xie Hanzhou was, and it stealthily sneaked into Xie Hanzhou's palace.
Fortunately, Xie Hanzhou wasn't there at this time; he had gone to the Imperial Study to work frantically.
888 tiptoed in through the crack in the door.
I spotted Yu Sheng, who was "half-dead," at a glance.
888 exclaimed in surprise, "Sheng Sheng—?! Are you...are you alright?"
Yu Sheng angrily pounded the bed, "I'm the one who's wrong! Damn it, Xie Hanzhou, that beastly bastard, he really doesn't treat me like a human being, does he?"
"Even if I'm the worst kind of person, I can't stand him doing this again and again..."
"Damn! The technique is still awful!"
888: Isn't this last sentence the key point?
888 looked at him pitifully, as if his life force had been drained, and silently lit a candle for him.
"But Sheng Sheng, we shouldn't go that far. If we're going to scold him, we shouldn't drag ourselves into it."
Yu Sheng felt like Xie Hanzhou was driving her crazy.
He keeps saying it's the last time, but it happens again and again; he never tells the truth.
During this period, he didn't get off the dragon bed at all.
Yu Sheng beckoned to 888 with difficulty, "Come here, do you have any medicine to restore my strength?"
888 nodded, "Yes! Sheng Sheng, are you going to continue your three-day, three-night battle with Xie Hanzhou?"
Yu Sheng poked its head hard with one finger. "I'll fight you my ass! I'm running away from home!!!"
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