Chapter 446 The Ruthless Immortal Venerable and His Resentful Husband, the Supreme God 05 (Added)
Having finally seen the two off, Zuo Yunjian suddenly sneezed, "Achoo—"
"Master? What's wrong?"
Zuo Yunjian waved his hand and said, "It's nothing. Maybe someone is talking about me."
Chi Xiaobao sat upright and poured tea for the two of them. He handed the first cup to Yu Sheng, but secretly placed the one for Chi Jinhan on the table.
No matter how much Chi Jinhan glared at him, he ignored him completely.
"Chi Xiaobao, are you still discriminating against me?"
"Father, what are you saying? It's just that I like Father more."
Chi Jinhan: "..."
"Chi Xiaobao, you..."
"Chi Jinhan, you get over here right now—"
As soon as Yu Sheng spoke, Chi Jinhan turned around and left with a smile, making sure to close the door behind him.
Chi Xiaobao smiled and took a sip of tea, listening contentedly to the clanging and banging sounds outside.
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"Sheng Sheng, I was really wrong, Sheng Sheng, please don't be angry anymore, okay?"
With the same dark circles under his eyes as Zuo Yunjian, Chi Jinhan tugged at Yu Sheng's sleeve, begging for forgiveness, "Wife~ I was really wrong, wife, how about you hit me a few more times to calm down?"
Yu Sheng gave him a cold glance. "Want me to hit you to vent my anger? You're probably just rewarding me, aren't you?"
"Wife, the way you're saying it makes me sound like that pervert."
"Aren't you one?" Yu Sheng looked at him in shock.
Chi Jinhan: My wife seems to have misunderstood something.
"You said you'd prepare a surprise for me when I got back, and that was Xiao Bao?!"
Chi Jinhan nodded. "Yes, isn't it a pleasant surprise?"
"What kind of surprise am I talking about? That's clearly a shock, okay?" Yu Sheng counted the rumors about him and Chi Jinhan in the cultivation world on his fingers. "There are even rumors that I abandoned my husband and children. Do you know who you're trying to scare to death?"
I woke up to find out I had a big son, which was quite sudden.
Not to mention the outrageous rumors of her abandoning her husband and children.
He almost fainted at that moment, talking as if he were a scumbag.
Yu Sheng stared intently at someone, and when she confirmed that the person's eyes were darting away, she kicked the person away.
He said, "How could there be such an outrageous rumor? It's so ridiculous! It must have been spread by some shameless person."
"Wife, could you remind me before you do it next time, so I can be mentally prepared?"
"Then it must be because I'm not skilled enough at hitting you. Do you want me to teach you how to hit me?"
Chi Jinhan quickly waved his hand, "I'd rather not."
"Oh, when has our Lord God ever been so aggrieved?" Yu Sheng looked at him with a half-smile, a hint of coldness in her eyes.
Chi Jinhan quickly explained, "Wife, I didn't mean to have 888 keep it from you. I was afraid you wouldn't be able to accept it right away."
"Speaking of 888, where is it?"
"It should go on vacation now. After all, it has followed you to so many small worlds, it's normal for it to be tired."
Yu Sheng narrowed her eyes and snorted coldly, "Chi Jinhan, your level is getting higher and higher."
"Sheng Sheng, what are you talking about? I don't have any rank."
"Get away from me right now, you smell like tea, it's bothering me," Yu Sheng said, covering her mouth and nose with her sleeve in disgust, and even moved away from him.
Chi Jinhan felt as if the sky had collapsed.
He couldn't help but doubt himself. Was his behavior just now really that obvious?
Yu Sheng: Actually, it's alright. It's just that I'm a tea connoisseur, so you should probably skip your tea skills.
He knew as early as when Chi Jinhan said 888 that Chi Jinhan was trying to shift the blame.
888: For my peanuts! For my peanuts!
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Otherwise, given Chi Jinhan's personality, it would be a miracle if he didn't beat 888 up. How could he possibly be so considerate of 888?
Chi Jinhan: It was a miscalculation.
888: Can't you control your husband? The first thing he did was beat me up, it's outrageous!
This is absolutely outrageous!
"Don't think I don't know what you're thinking. As long as I curse 888, I won't curse you anymore, right? I'm telling you, Chi Jinhan, how are you so smart?"
Chi Jinhan lowered his head somewhat embarrassed, and Yu Sheng got angry when she saw him like this.
He pinched Chi Jinhan's ear and said with exasperation, "Was I just praising you?"
"Honey, it hurts! It hurts so much!"
Yu Sheng subtly loosened her grip a bit. "And what about Xiao Bao? You actually let him run away from home alone?"
"Wife, don't let his young age fool you, he's actually incredibly cunning and has more tricks up his sleeve than a hornet's nest."
"How dare you say that? Didn't you teach this?"
Chi Jinhan pointed at himself, bewildered. "Me?"
"Who else could it be but you? You're teaching him something so young but he's already so old, and you're also teaching him certain slang and jargon. Don't think I don't know it was you who taught him that."
This time, Chi Jinhan is truly innocent.
Chi Jinhan: Even Dou E couldn't have been wronged like me.
Although he did teach Chi Xiaobao some things, it was definitely not these.
These must have been deliberately said by that wretched brat to trick him.
"Honey, those really weren't me—"
Yu Sheng looked at him coldly. "If you didn't teach him, how could Xiao Bao be so gifted and self-taught?"
"Why not? Xiao Bao is really a heartless little devil."
Chi Jinhan tried to explain, but Yu Sheng simply didn't believe him.
Chi Xiaobao opened the door, looking at the two of them with an innocent expression. "Father, were you and Father talking about Xiaobao just now?"
The little dumpling ran up to the two of them, hugged Yu Sheng's leg, and, out of Yu Sheng's sight, proudly raised an eyebrow at Chi Jinhan.
Chi Jinhan: Today he's going to send this rebellious son back to school for a fresh start!
"Sheng Sheng, look at him..."
Unfortunately, by the time Yu Sheng looked down, Chi Xiaobao had already returned to his well-behaved and sensible self.
As a result, Chi Jinhan was naturally scolded.
Chi Jinhan's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot. How could he have been so stupid as to find such an ancestor for himself?
He stared intently at Chi Xiaobao and silently said: Chi Xiaobao, you're finished!
Chi Xiaobao: ╭(╯^╰)╮, Father is mine alone now, come and hit me~
If his wife weren't still alive, Chi Jinhan would have definitely shown Chi Xiaobao what "fatherly love is like a landslide" meant.
Chi Xiaobao: Tch—I'm just saying, Dad, do you even have a fatherly love?
Yu Sheng blocked Chi Jinhan's murderous glare. "That's enough! If you scare Xiaobao again, he'll be sleeping on the floor tonight!"
Upon hearing this, Chi Jinhan immediately reverted to his "benevolent father" demeanor.
It just gives me the creeps.
So what if that brat is good at pretending? Sheng Sheng only has eyes for him.
In conclusion: Sheng Sheng loves him!
Chi Jinhan was practically radiating pink bubbles, and Chi Xiaobao couldn't bear to look at her.
She curled her lip in disdain.
Chi Xiaobao: No wonder everyone says you're love-struck; it turns out they weren't lying.
Chi Xiaobao found Chi Jinhan utterly worthless and looked down on him.
But when he grows up, he will find that these are all true.
"Wait, Chi Xiaobao, what's with that expression?"
"Daddy, aren't you a little too love-struck? Sometimes I even wonder if your brain is filled with bubble solution..." How can you be so bubbly?
Yu Sheng: "..."
Xiao Bao still has a bit of a sharp tongue.
Chi Jinhan retorted, "Chi Xiaobao, you're still young and don't understand these things. Today, your father will give you a proper lesson."
To win over a wife, you need to be shameless, have a love-struck mind that would make even Wang Baochuan (a famous Chinese courtesan) envious, and possess unwavering perseverance.
If your wife says no, then it means yes. After all, anyone would feel embarrassed if you said it so bluntly, except for your dad, of course.
This is the first lesson of the Chi family's method for pursuing a wife. This is how your father managed to win over your father.
Chi Xiaobao looked at his father, seemingly considering the credibility of Chi Jinhan's words.
Yu Sheng: "..."
Speechless, he was truly speechless.
Is this something to brag about?
"Chi Jinhan—it's one thing for you to be love-obsessed, but you want to teach Xiaobao to be love-obsessed too?! Are you asking for a beating again?"
"Honey, I admit I was wrong, okay? I'll never teach him these things again."
But undeniably, my theories are truly effective. Even my seemingly heartless methods can't withstand the onslaught of my love-struck mind. Isn't that the truth?
While dodging Yu Sheng's longsword, Chi Jinhan shouted his defense.
"Looks like I went too easy on them."
Chi Xiaobao frowned, as if he was thinking about something.
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