Chapter 1: I became a villain who died tragically
"Song Yunchu, you are such a despicable and shameless bastard! You deserve to be struck by lightning and die a miserable death!"
Hearing the loud insults in his ears, Song Yunchu paused and his eyebrows twitched slightly.
She had only been in this book's world for ten days, and she had heard people call her a "bastard" dozens of times.
The imperial study was not far ahead. Song Yunchu was about to ask someone to drag away the general who was cursing her behind her, but the red-clothed maid beside her had already appeared in front of the man and kicked him in the heart.
"Insulting the Prime Minister is unforgivable. I will kill you on the spot. Come here!"
At the woman's command, several guards gathered together, and six or seven swords were instantly pressed against the man's neck.
Song Yunchu quickly stopped him, "Wait!"
The woman in red turned her head, looking puzzled, "My Lord, do you want to spare this man's life?"
Song Yunchu said: "Just detain him for the time being. I still have something to ask him."
The guards dragged the man away. As he was dragged, his eyes were still red and he cursed: "You bastard, go ahead and kill me. Even if I become a ghost, I will not let you go!"
Song Yunchu sighed secretly, and just as he turned around, he heard two subordinates whispering behind him:
"This man is really a dog that can't spit out ivory."
"If the Prime Minister wants to question him, this man's tongue must be kept. Give him water torture and nail torture, and let him taste the pain of life worse than death."
Song Yunchu's expression changed slightly, and he quickly turned around and said, "No need to torture him, just keep an eye on him!"
The two people opposite were stunned for a moment, then responded in unison: "Yes."
The man was so outrageous, yet the Prime Minister wanted to pardon his punishment. Could it be that he had some extraordinary qualities?
Song Yunchu noticed the confused looks on the faces of his subordinates who did not dare to ask more questions, and turned away expressionlessly.
It's no wonder they were surprised. The original owner of this body was the right prime minister of the current dynasty. She disguised herself as a man to serve as an official in the court. She was cruel and vicious and very immoral in her daily life.
Ten days ago at night, she accidentally clicked on the book "Provoked the Evil King, My Dear Concubine, Don't Run Away" on the novel software, and immediately saw a character with the same name as her in the character column in the introduction, and she clicked on it for some reason.
This is an old-fashioned abusive love story labeled "Chasing Wife to the Crematorium".
The hero abuses the heroine both physically and mentally, which is very distressing to watch. Especially when she sees the villain Song Xiang, who has the same name as her, being dismissed and exiled by the emperor for treason, and then being shot to death by the hero, Prince Yi, and his men, the anger in her heart reaches its peak.
How could this brave and resourceful villain die at the hands of the hero she despised the most?
In order to vent her dissatisfaction, she, who was usually too lazy to write book reviews, made countless complaints about this book.
The original author replied under her last book review: Dear, how about I give you the pen and you write it?
After waking up, she became Prime Minister Song in the book.
She had reason to suspect that the author had cursed her in.
When she was almost outside the imperial study, the chief eunuch trotted over to her and whispered, "Sir Song, His Majesty was attacked by a villain on his way back to the palace this morning. Although his body was not injured, the assassin was not caught. His Majesty is in a very bad mood. It's already afternoon, and His Majesty still refuses to eat. Would you go and persuade him?"
Song Yunchu said nothing and continued walking forward pretending to be cool.
The plastic relationship between Prime Minister Song and the Emperor is consistent throughout the novel.
Song Xiang is the strongest in the early stage of the novel, but is surpassed by the male protagonist in the middle and late stages. She is valued by the emperor for helping him seize the throne. However, this emperor looks weak and harmless, and he takes medicine all the time, but he is as sinister and cruel as Song Xiang.
In the eyes of the world, the emperor regarded Prime Minister Song as his right-hand man. Not only did he make an exception and create an additional prime minister position for him, dividing the power of the veteran Prime Minister Liu, he also handed over the most important intelligence agency in the palace, "Mingjingsi", to Prime Minister Song, who was responsible for supervising the words and deeds of civil and military officials. Anyone who behaved improperly had the right to be arrested and severely punished.
As a reader, Song Yunchu naturally understood that this was flattery.
Whenever she thought about the plot in the near future where the Emperor and Song would become enemies, and the male protagonist, that crazy old man, would chase after them and kill them, her eyelids would twitch.
She stepped into the imperial study with a somewhat melancholy mood, raised her eyes and looked forward, bowed and said: "Your Majesty, I pay my respects to you."
The man behind the imperial desk had picturesque eyebrows and a fair face that was always pale and sickly. His beautiful phoenix eyes under his long eyelashes were very clear, and when he looked into her eyes, he looked gentle and harmless.
"Yunchu, there's no need to be so polite. Please take a seat." Jun Liluo said in a gentle voice. He turned around and told the eunuch chief to bring the fruits and wine that Song Yunchu liked.
Song Yunchu sat down in front of the imperial desk, complaining in his heart.
[Heh, if I hadn't known your personality for a long time, I would have been fooled by your harmless appearance. ]
Jun Liluo paused in his movement of picking up the pen and looked up at Song Yunchu.
"Yun Chu, I was attacked this morning. Although I escaped unharmed, I did not catch the assassin. I thought at the time that if you were there, the assassin would not be able to escape. It is obvious that I cannot leave you. Next time I travel, will you accompany me?"
Song Yunchu resisted the urge to roll his eyes.
[It's hard for the dog emperor to say such disgusting words. ]
She tried to speak in a calm tone, "I am honored to be able to accompany Your Majesty. From now on, as long as I am here, I will never let the bad guys hurt Your Majesty."
"I trust Yun Chu the most when he does things... ahem!"
Jun Li Luo coughed a few times with his hands covering his lips before he could finish his sentence.
Upon seeing this, Song Yunchu quickly stood up and handed him the teacup on the imperial desk, "Your Majesty, do you feel any discomfort in your throat? Why not call the imperial physician to take a look?"
Jun Liluo took the teacup while coughing.
As soon as he took a sip of the tea, he heard Song Yunchu complaining quietly in his heart again -
[The dog emperor is really good at acting. He has his own kung fu skills but he pretends to be like Lin Daiyu all day long. If you can get out of the book, I will take you to the domestic entertainment industry. It will be a matter of time before you win the Best Actor Award.]
Jun Liluo: "..."
He swallowed the tea calmly and smiled faintly at Song Yunchu: "It's okay, it's an old illness. The imperial physician has advised that you just need to take the medicine on time."
After listening to Song Yunchu's inner thoughts these days, he has become accustomed to the strange words she occasionally says.
When he suddenly possessed this ability, even he was surprised.
That was at the palace banquet ten days ago.
He and the officials were enjoying the singing and dancing when they suddenly heard a burst of muttering.
[This golden crab is really delicious. The description of the delicacies in the book is true. ]
[This hibiscus pearl cake and plum wine are a perfect match, worthy of being a royal meal! ]
It's Song Yunchu's voice.
Song Yunchu obviously eats these things often, so why is he so impressed by them?
He was just curious when he heard Song Yunchu muttering again -
[Tsk, in order to highlight the heroine's singing and dancing skills, the author summarized the singing and dancing at the palace banquet with the four words "boring and boring". Now, as a person in the book, I really find it boring. ]
[This girl is really pretty, but I can’t really appreciate her little tune. It’s not as good as my singing.]
[The wind blows the sand, the butterfly loves the flower, a story that has been passed down through the ages ~ Like the moon in the water, fascinated by the flower in the mirror ~]
Hearing Song Yunchu actually singing, Jun Liluo felt incredible and subconsciously looked to the lower right.
From his position, he could see Song Yunchu's calm profile, and Song Yunchu clearly did not open his mouth!
But the singing continues——
[That midsummer, you packed your bags and left home. I was on the ancient road, tears welled up before I could speak~]
He felt that something was a little weird, so he said, "Yun Chu!"
Song Yunchu heard the voice and turned to look at him.
"What do you want, Your Majesty?"
[Why is the dog emperor looking at me with such a weird look? I don't think I have offended him? ]
Jun Liluo's pupils tightened——
Dog Emperor?
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