Chapter 312 Call Sister
Jun Li Luo did not hesitate and opened his mouth to eat the piece of vegetable.
Just as Song Yunchu expected, his expression changed instantly and he turned around and spat.
Jun Li Luo really didn't expect that a dish that looked quite normal would be... so salty that it was hard to swallow!
He only added two spoonfuls of salt.
If the stir-fried fish with vegetables is turned out like this, I wonder what the other dishes will taste like.
He lost confidence instantly, but he had to try all the dishes he made himself.
So he took the chopsticks from Song Yunchu's hand, and tried the shrimp and fried chicken, and then -
Without exception, they all spat it out.
No wonder Yun Chu asked him to taste it first... She must have realized that the things he made were inedible!
He felt embarrassed when he recalled how he had confidently said to her before, "What I make will definitely be good."
These dishes...are so disgusting!
Even dogs won’t eat it.
He turned to look at Song Yunchu, "Yunchu, I..."
Song Yunchu very considerately handed him half of an orange and said, "Did you choke just now? Eat some orange."
Jun Liluo took the orange silently.
"Do you still dare to say that you can cook?" Song Yunchu tilted his head and looked at him, unable to hide the smile in his eyes.
"I can't do it." Jun Liluo didn't say anything stubborn, and said with a slight sigh, "Let's ask a chef to do it."
"No need." Song Yunchu smiled. "It's getting late. We don't need to cook too many dishes. There are so many ready-made ingredients. Let's make dumplings. This is easier than cooking. I'll teach you."
As Song Yunchu spoke, he actually picked up the chopsticks and wanted to taste the food made by Jun Liluo.
Jun Liluo quickly stopped her, "Don't eat it."
"No problem, I want to try how bad it tastes."
“…”
"Pooh!"
"I told you not to try." Jun Liluo looked at her helplessly.
"Just to satisfy my curiosity."
Song Yunchu suppressed the salty taste in his mouth with the remaining orange in his hand, and then rolled up his sleeves.
In the following time, Jun Liluo saw her chopping meat, adding seasonings and mixing stuffing quite skillfully, and a hint of amazement appeared on his face.
It turns out that Yun Chu's hands are not only good at fanning, but also very skilled with the sword.
"Yun Chu."
"Um?"
"How can I help you?"
"Press the dough."
About a quarter of an hour later, the two sat at the small table in the kitchen.
Jun Liluo imitated Song Yunchu's movements and put the stuffing into the dumpling skin. In order to avoid failure again, he estimated the amount of stuffing Song Yunchu packed to make sure he didn't put too much or too little. Then he followed Song Yunchu's movements and slowly pinched out the dumpling edges.
Song Yunchu glanced at his masterpiece and raised his eyebrows slightly, "It's well wrapped."
Although the movement was a bit slow, at least it was successful.
After getting Song Yunchu's approval, Jun Liluo raised the corners of his lips - he had said it before, he was a quick learner.
After wrapping a few dumplings, his speed gradually increased.
Song Yunchu glanced at the two rows of dumplings in front of him and patted Jun Liluo on the shoulder. "Make ten more. There's still half a plate of beef left on the stove. I'll go get some beef noodles and we'll share it later. With the dumplings, there'll be enough for us."
"good."
…
That night, the shadows of trees swayed outside the tall pavilion.
The lowered curtain concealed a pair of overlapping figures on the brocade quilt.
"Yun Chu." Jun Liluo hugged the person in his arms tightly, "You must not know how much I have missed you these days."
"I know." Song Yunchu picked up his scattered hair and played with it in his hands.
"You sent me so many paintings, how could I not know about it? We haven't been together for only a dozen days, but you make it seem like such a long time has passed." Song Yunchu found it a little funny.
"More than ten days is a long time." Jun Liluo said softly, "Except for attending court and reviewing memorials, the rest of my time is almost spent thinking about you."
Song Yunchu remained silent.
I knew he would be so unsophisticated.
"Don't call me unsophisticated." Jun Liluo pinched her waist, "You obviously enjoy it."
"Why do you say that?"
"Don't people in your world like to speak their mind?" Jun Liluo asked her back, "Do you like people who don't talk? They keep all their thoughts and love in their hearts, as if it would be embarrassing to speak them out. Isn't this kind of personality what you hate the most?"
"I remember clearly that you used to curse the original novel in your heart when you had nothing to do. You said that you hated protagonists who didn't talk the most. Some things could be solved by talking about them, but they had to keep them in their hearts, which led to constant misunderstandings and gradually developed into a sadomasochistic love. You said that people like this deserved to be tortured."
"I don't want to be tortured, I don't want to be misunderstood by you, and I don't want to miss you. Since I know you so well, what's the harm in letting you know me? Anyway, it's a private matter between you and me. If I still have to save face in front of you, I'm afraid it will be difficult to enter your heart. So between you and face, I have to choose you."
"I don't admit that I'm unsophisticated. If you insist on saying that I'm unsophisticated, then you don't understand romance."
Song Yunchu was speechless for a moment.
Well, actually it’s not that bad.
Some words may sound unsophisticated when spoken by modern people, but when spoken by an ancient person like Jun Liluo, they cannot be called unsophisticated. He just... has been assimilated into her heart through their daily interactions.
He absorbed some words and knowledge that were beyond his understanding, so he was naturally curious. At the same time, because he had feelings for her, he was gradually led astray by her.
In his opinion, modern people must like to hit straight balls.
He remembered clearly all the words she had said in criticizing the original work, and took them as a warning.
Song Yunchu had to admit that she was in a very happy mood at this moment.
"Yun Chu..."
She heard Jun Li Luo whispering in her ear, and when she raised her eyes, she saw him lying down.
Song Yunchu raised his hand and touched his shoulder, "A Luo, bring the jar of plum wine on the table. I want to drink some more."
Jun Liluo thought she just wanted to drink to cheer herself up, so he said yes and went downstairs to get the wine.
He quickly brought back the wine jar and cup and had a drink with Song Yunchu.
He couldn't drink much, so he didn't want to drink too much, but Song Yunchu had a good alcohol tolerance and insisted that he drink a few more glasses.
"Yun Chu, I can't drink anymore."
It was night and he didn't want to fall asleep too early.
Song Yunchu looked at him, suddenly smiled silently, then lowered her head and took a sip of wine, but she did not swallow it. Instead, she pushed him down, leaned over his lips, and slowly passed the wine to him.
Jun Liluo had no choice but to accept.
"Yun Chu..." He put his arms around her neck.
Song Yunchu raised his finger and pressed it against his lips, "Call me Your Highness."
"Your Highness." Jun Liluo looked at her.
"Call me Madam."
"Madam." Jun Liluo likes this title very much.
And the next moment, he saw the smile on Song Yunchu's lips deepened.
She leaned down and touched her nose to his. "Call me sister."
Jun Liluo: “……?”
What kind of name is this?
Or should I say...what kind of fetish is this?
Not hearing what he wanted to hear, Song Yunchu repeated it again, "A Luo, call me sister."
“…”
"Actually, if we calculate by actual age, I am three years older than you." Song Yunchu explained, "So, can you just call me sister?"
Even though Jun Liluo really wanted to make her happy, he couldn't bring himself to call her sister.
Call me Your Highness, Madam, or anything is fine.
But the name she wanted to hear was really a bit embarrassing for him.
So what if she was older than him in her previous life? Now she was just two years younger than him.
Logically, she should call him brother.
So he protested, "This is not..."
Before he could finish his words, Song Yunchu kissed him on the lips, "A Luo, you are the best. You will agree to whatever I say, right?"
Jun Liluo was stunned.
Right...no!
Don't be fooled by her.
Just as Jun Liluo was thinking this, Song Yunchu lowered his head and kissed him again, "Call me now."
Jun Li Luo's consciousness was a little fuzzy.
Song Yunchu reached out and pinched his chin.
"Call me sister." It was almost an order.
The momentum that came towards him carried a hint of irresistibility. Jun Li Luo looked at the bright and domineering person in front of him, and for a moment he could not distinguish between dreams and reality.
Is he dreaming?
Whether in reality or in dreams, Yun Chu is so strong.
But... he likes it.
For some unknown reason, he spoke.
"elder sister……"
Song Yunchu's breathing tightened, and he kissed him again, "Scream again."
"elder sister."
Song Yunchu just felt extremely comfortable. He lowered his head and gently bit Jun Liluo's lips. "Aluo is so nice. I like you the most."
Jun Li Luo only felt as if a feather was brushing across his heart, and he had no other thoughts except hugging the person tightly.
It’s great that Yun Chu said she likes him the most.
…
The next morning, Jun Liluo woke up first.
After a night of good dreams, when the alcohol had worn off, he suddenly remembered an embarrassing scene from last night.
He seemed to be fooled by Yun Chu and called her sister twice?
Did that really come out of his mouth?
It’s incredible…
Why does Yun Chu have that kind of hobby?
She's obviously younger than him, yet she still wants him to call her that!
What's even more bizarre is that he actually shouted out, which made him want to dig a crack in the ground and crawl into it.
Suddenly he noticed some movement beside him. He turned around and saw Song Yunchu turning over and facing him.
She moved her eyelids and then slowly opened her eyes.
Jun Liluo quickly moved closer and pushed her to the inside of the bed.
Song Yunchu looked at him in confusion - what were you doing so early in the morning?
"Yun Chu, I have to remind you."
Jun Li Luo looked at the person in front of him with a serious expression, "I am twenty-five this year, you are twenty-three, I am two years older than you."
Song Yunchu remained silent.
Then what?
"Can you call me Brother Luo?"
Jun Liluo looked at her expectantly, but she just said, "I'll sleep a little longer."
After saying that, Song Yunchu turned over and faced away from him.
Jun Liluo stretched out his hand and tried to pull her over, "Yun Chu..."
Song Yunchu shrugged his shoulders and said, "Don't make noise."
Seeing that she ignored him, Jun Li Luo gritted his teeth secretly, turned around, lifted the curtain, and got off the bed.
Alcohol is really not a good thing.
He would definitely remember that when he was with her in the future, he would never drink too much, so as to avoid being fooled by her into saying something shocking.
Jun Liluo put on his clothes and went to the kitchen.
He had previously instructed the secret guards to prepare fresh ingredients every day, so when he arrived at the kitchen, all the ingredients from yesterday had been replaced.
He had no idea how the breakfast he usually ate was prepared.
But fortunately, when he was making dumplings yesterday, he saw Song Yunchu cooking noodles. At that time, he thought that he must cook a decent meal in the next two days.
Nothing can stump the emperor.
So in the following time, Jun Liluo made a fire and poured oil according to his learning experience from yesterday.
When the oil was about the right temperature, he sprinkled in some onions and fry them until fragrant, then added the shredded pork, meatballs, and finally the noodles.
wrong……
Forgot to add water!
This pot is no longer acceptable, let’s change it.
…
In the other room, Song Yunchu took a nap and then got up.
After getting dressed, she opened the window to ventilate the room, but heard a crackling sound not far away.
What the hell is going on?
Like in the direction of the kitchen.
Thinking of a possibility, her eyes twitched slightly and she hurried out to the kitchen.
Wow...there is a lot of smoke.
When she got closer, she saw clearly that it was a pile of firewood that had been knocked over, and next to the pile of firewood was a burnt pot.
Jun Liluo couldn't stand the smell of smoke, so when he came out of the kitchen, he bumped into Song Yunchu.
"Yun Chu, I originally cooked noodles according to your method yesterday, but something went wrong..."
Song Yunchu quickly walked to the stove, extinguished the flames on the pot with the pot cover, and then turned to look at Jun Liluo, "Don't go into the kitchen alone in the future."
Jun Li Luo was speechless.
When Song Yunchu saw that his hair was a little messy, he wanted to help him tidy it up, but when he got closer, he saw two blisters on his arms caused by the oil burns.
She immediately frowned and pulled Jun Liluo to sit outside. "Why did your hand become like this?"
"When the oil splashed, I didn't have time to stop."
“…”
Song Yunchu took out a small flat medicine box from his coat pocket, which contained the divided black jade paste.
She took the plaster and gently applied it to Jun Liluo's wound. "If you really want to learn how to cook, I'll teach you some simple ones in the next two days. Don't think about giving me any surprises. I'm afraid of being frightened."
Jun Liluo responded: "Okay."
He had to admit that with his limited cooking knowledge, he really couldn't come up with any surprises.
If Yun Chu wanted to teach him, he would learn well, as it is always good to have many skills.
Two days of leisurely time passed in a flash.
As the sun set in the west that day, the two sat at the stone table under a tree and ate their last meal of the day.
It’s beef noodles cooked by Jun Liluo.
"It tastes good." Song Yunchu praised with a smile, and then asked, "How do you feel after two days of living the life of a common people who do everything by themselves?"
"It's natural to have you by my side." Jun Liluo said, "But such days are fun for two or three days occasionally, but it's really boring for a long time. I still like being an emperor. I don't have to worry about three meals a day, and I don't have to always think about what to eat next or tomorrow."
As a mortal, how can I not love glory and splendor?
"I am lucky to be in the imperial family, but I am even luckier to meet you. If it weren't for you, how could I have kept the country."
Jun Liluo looked at Song Yunchu steadily, "To me, you are like a divine soldier sent from the sky, unparalleled in the world."
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