Chapter 99 Playing with the King
The wind at night is as sharp as an icy blade. A drunk person should not be exposed to the wind. Besides... considering Song Yunchu's popularity in the court, once people knew that he was drunk, he would probably not have a peaceful journey back home.
Song Yunchu is very good at martial arts. When he is sober, few people dare to provoke him. But when he is confused, there is no guarantee that someone will not take the risk and take the opportunity to kill him.
It would be better to let him stay in the East Warm Pavilion for one night.
…
Song Yunchu was helped to the east warm room, and soon a young eunuch brought him a bowl of hot soup.
The young eunuch put the soup on the table and after a moment he touched the bowl to check its temperature, which was just right for drinking.
"Sir Song, this is the hangover soup that the imperial chef prepared for you. Would you like to drink it?"
When Song Yunchu was in a daze, he noticed a smell of medicine lingering around his nose and immediately frowned in displeasure.
She slowly opened her eyes and looked at the young eunuch in front of her.
The man had a crude appearance, small eyes, a flat nose, and several pockmarks on his face, so frightened that she punched him directly.
"Where did you come from, monster? Your face is covered with pockmarks! If you dare to come close to me again, I will beat you to death with a stick!"
The young eunuch was punched for no apparent reason and fell to the ground, groaning, unable to cry.
He didn't dare to get close to Song Yunchu anymore, and hurriedly left the warm room. When he turned around, he met Butler Li who came to visit Song Yunchu.
"What's going on? I asked you to give me some hangover soup, but why is there a purple spot around your eye?"
His Majesty said that the weather is cold at this time of year, and he must instruct the palace maids to take good care of Prime Minister Song and not let anyone get sick from the cold.
"Li, Master Song dislikes me and won't let me serve him. He says my face is full of pockmarks. I am innocent. I only have two pockmarks on my face. How can it be full of pockmarks? It shows that Master Song is really drunk."
"Oh, you have a vulgar appearance, and you blame Lord Song for disliking you? You know Lord Song judges people by appearance, but you still approach him. You really have no self-awareness... Get out of here!"
Chief Eunuch Li scolded him, then glanced at the eunuchs beside him, found a handsome one, poked his arm with his whisk, and said, "Go ahead."
The young eunuch he chose answered yes and quickly walked into the warm room.
The young eunuch originally thought that he was good-looking and could get things done, but he didn't expect that Song Yun was not satisfied with him when he first saw him.
"Tsk tsk, why does Chu Yuni only date people like you? You look okay, neither male nor female, stay away from your true self!"
Song Yunchu supported his forehead with one hand and said vaguely, "Go! Find someone who is tall, good-looking and can dance with a sword! You androgynous people should get out of the way. I am not interested..."
The young eunuch's eyes widened.
To feed him a hangover soup, he has to be tall and able to dance with a sword?
Lord Song doesn't want a slave at all, he wants... a royal guard?
The guards are all quite tall and have good martial arts skills, so they must be able to dance with swords.
That’s not right either…
Judging from Lord Song's tone just now, it seems that he doesn't want to serve him soup, but to provide him with entertainment?
Otherwise, why do we have to dance with swords?
This, this, this...
How should he report to Manager Li?
The young eunuch calmed himself down and decided to try again. He walked forward and said carefully, "Sir, how about you give him the hangover soup first..."
Song Yunchu said in an evil voice: "Get lost!"
"Yes, yes, yes! Please calm down, I will get out of here immediately."
Seeing that he could not persuade her, the young eunuch quickly left the warm room.
A melodious and hearty song sounded behind me——
"A funeral of roses, burying the memories of you~"
Tsk tsk, Lord Song is really drunk.
Although Lord Song is usually quite frivolous, he would never be as unreasonable as he is now...
But then again, hasn't Mr. Song always been a good drinker? How could he drink so much today?
He was just about to leave and apologize to Manager Li, but perhaps because he was distracted, he almost bumped into the bright yellow figure coming towards him the moment he walked out the door.
Fortunately, Jun Liluo was quick-witted and pushed him aside.
He stumbled to the ground and got up in panic, "This slave deserves death, Your Majesty, calm down!"
Jun Liluo had no time to care about him and glanced at Song Yunchu in the warm room.
Song Yunchu was still lying on his side at the table, singing at the top of his lungs.
"It was so beautiful, the fireworks rain that day, I said I would marry you in the floral dress~"
Jun Liluo: "..."
Normally I would just hum it in my mind, but today I actually sang it out loud.
It seems that he is indeed quite drunk.
Originally, he wanted to ask the palace maids to take good care of Song Yunchu, but then he changed his mind and thought, what if Song Yunchu got drunk and talked nonsense, and said something that shouldn't be said?
There are some secrets that only he and Song Yunchu know.
After thinking it over, he still felt a little worried, so he decided to come and take a look himself. If Song Yunchu was sleeping peacefully, it would be fine, but the current situation...
Instead of feeling sleepy, Song Yunchu was quite restless.
Jun Li Luo stepped into the warm room and walked in front of Song Yunchu.
Song Yunchu looked at the person who came, and his misty eyes brightened.
This one is pretty! She is tall and slender... She looks like her dog boss, but it's acceptable.
Jun Liluo did not notice Song Yunchu's expression. He glanced at the untouched bowl of sobering drink on the table and was about to give it to Song Yunchu himself, but he saw Song Yunchu stand up and put his arm around his shoulders.
"Handsome guy! Hey, I told you, if I'm going to find someone, I'd better find someone like you who has a nice and smooth figure. Do you have abdominal muscles? Come and dance with a sword for me to see."
"......!" Jun Li Luo's forehead twitched violently.
Song Yunchu was obviously unaware of his emotions. He smiled cheerfully and reached out to pinch his chin.
"Hmm, your skin is really nice. You look familiar to me. You really look like..."
Jun Li Luo's heart tightened and he quickly reached out to cover her mouth, fearing that she would blurt out the words "dog emperor" the next moment.
It's okay for her to just say this name in her mind, but she must never say it out loud!
When their eyes met, he saw that Song Yunchu's eyes were hazy with a hint of excitement, and he knew that this guy was really not in his right mind.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have failed to recognize him and dared to ask him to dance with the sword.
Song Yunchu's eyes were extremely beautiful. When he was sober, they were as bright and deep as black pearls. But now that he was drunk, they looked like a pool of shimmering water, and were quite alluring.
Jun Li Luo was distracted for a moment, but he didn't want to think too much about it. He did not forget that there was someone behind him.
He turned around and looked at the dumbfounded Li Zongguan and others outside the warm room, "Close the door, no one is allowed to come in without my order! If anyone dares to tell others about what happened today, I will make him lose his head."
Manager Li rarely saw him so stern, so he quickly closed the door. As he turned around, he was still frightened.
Did he hear it right?
Lord Song put his arm around His Majesty's shoulders and asked him to dance with a sword, but His Majesty did not get angry with Lord Song...
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