Chapter 29 Don't Pull, Don't Pull



Half an hour later, Princess Yangping looked at the two identical plates of hawthorn cakes in front of her. She poured out one plate and sprinkled a bag of medicinal powder on the other.

Only one bag left...

This time, she must succeed!

Princess Yangping called Qingzhu over expressionlessly, "Send the hawthorn cake to Qingyu Pavilion."

Qingzhu looked at Princess Yangping's dark face, nodded obediently, picked up the food box, and left as if escaping.

Princess Yangping was sitting in the main hall waiting.

Sure enough, it took another cup of tea.

Qingzhu is back again.

Qingzhu came in and didn't even dare to look up at her.

After a while, he mustered up his courage and opened his mouth, "Madam..."

Princess Yangping raised her hand, her expression as if she was heartbroken. "What's wrong now?"

"Madam... Lu... Lu Tao said... Miss Qingyue ate too much Lipu taro for lunch, and it's stuck in her stomach. She really can't eat anything..."

"Miss Qingyue is having a stomachache. The imperial physician came to see her and told her not to eat anything tomorrow night..."

Princess Yangping: "..."

Princess Yangping stood up suddenly, her pretty face tense and her chest heaving, looking very angry.

The maids in the hall were silent.

Princess Yangping gritted her teeth and roared twice, "Okay! Okay!"

Then he rushed towards Qingyu Pavilion with great momentum.

You don’t want to eat, right?

Then she would pour the medicine directly into the little mute's mouth and see if she would take it!

Princess Yangping was so angry that she had lost her mind. Seeing this, Qingzhu and a group of servants hurriedly followed behind her.

When they arrived at the door of Qingyu Pavilion, it was tightly closed. Lutao and Hongxing were not there. Qingzhu asked the servant in the garden, and the servant said that Lutao and Hongxing had gone to invite the princess and the prince, and the young lady was alone inside.

When Princess Yangping heard this, a chill filled her eyes.

Such a good opportunity, God must be helping her!

See if she survives!

Princess Yangping ordered the servants to guard the door and not let anyone in no matter what happened inside.

Then he clutched the medicine bag in his hand and pushed the door open.

As soon as she reached out to touch the door, her stomach started to ache again. Princess Yangping frowned, took a deep breath, and subconsciously covered her stomach.

How could it be such a coincidence?

Why come at this time instead of any other time?

We're at the door...

Forget it! Let’s make it quick and decisive!

Anyway, her stomachache is most likely just an exaggeration and will go away after a while.

Could it be that I am so unlucky that I would poop as soon as I go in?

Princess Yangping gritted her teeth and stood up despite the pain, opened the door, entered the house, and closed the door in one go.

Walking around the main hall and lifting the curtain, Shangguan Qingyue was sitting on the bed in the bedroom, rubbing her belly with her little hands.

Sister Lu Tao said that rubbing the belly like this can help to spread the taro.

They went to invite mother, and if mother didn't come, then they asked the prince to allow her to go in and see mother.

After all, I can see my mother.

She hasn't seen her mother for a long time.

In fact, her stomach didn’t hurt that much, but if she could see her mother like this, she would be in so much pain, it would be so painful!

When Shangguan Qingyue looked up, she saw Princess Yangping at the door, staring at her with a dark and unfriendly look.

What is she doing?

[Eh? She's coming towards me...]

Shangguan Qingyue blinked and looked at Princess Yangping in confusion, and stopped rubbing her belly with her hands.

Princess Yangping swallowed, her face pale and cold sweat broke out on her forehead.

The closer I get to Shangguan Qingyue, the more my stomach hurts...

She tried her best to hold it in place, but when she took a step forward, she still couldn't hold it in place...

“Puff puff puff… puff puff puff puff… puff~”

The sharp sound of farts rang out like firecrackers.

Shangguan Qingyue immediately pinched his nose, and his little face wrinkled like a walnut.

[Hmm...what's going on? Why did Third Aunt come to my bedroom to fart?]

[It stinks so bad! ! ]

yue~

Shangguan Qingyue stuck out his tongue and vomited, a layer of mist appeared in his eyes.

Princess Yangping's expression was even uglier than Shangguan Qingyue's at this moment. She covered her stomach with one hand and held onto the cabinet with the other, her body twisted like a giant snake about to transform.

Seeing this, Shangguan Qingyue shrank back into bed.

Princess Yangping held back her next fart. She had a strong premonition that if she let it out any further, it might not be a fart.

Ahhhhhh!

Princess Yangping took a deep breath and wiped the cold sweat from her forehead. She decided to do it once and for all. After feeding the little mute the medicine, she would be free.

right!

She has to persevere!

Princess Yangping suddenly walked towards Shangguan Qingyue with a ferocious look. Shangguan Qingyue was about to shout, but then he realized that he couldn't make a sound.

Just as she was feeling annoyed, Princess Yangping suddenly tilted her body and knelt down heavily in front of her.

[Don't kneel to me, I don't have any New Year's money to give you...]

Immediately afterwards, a muffled gurgling sound was heard, and Princess Yangping's body stiffened and her eyes became dull.

An indescribable stench floated, swirled, and swirled in the air, finally reaching the noses of the two men.

Shangguan Qingyue realized something, and helplessness filled her young eyes.

【Why are you farting and pooping in my bedroom? 】

[Do I look like I'm going to poop?]

[I am a moldy baby, not a toilet baby...]

Once something starts, it can't be stopped.

Gurgle, puff puff...

Shit, piss and farts come one after another and complement each other.

Princess Yangping held her stomach, her face showing a mixture of joy and sadness, her eyes filled with a kind of insane madness.

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