Chapter 38: Farting with my mouth



When Mingming Chengjing was born, he was very happy.

He was also happy when a few naughty kids were born.

Maybe it’s because they are his wife’s children, so they have the right to be his wife?

Of course, he rarely took pride in his naughty children. No father would be proud of having four naughty children! Not counting the fourth child who was lost at a young age...

Beside him, the naughty kid number two timidly said, "Daddy, I'm hungry..."

Shangguan Shu was so angry that he kept repeating "my dear child, my dear child, my dear child" in his heart several times. Then, he heard the belly of the naughty child No. 4 in his arms explode like a firecracker.

Shangguan Shu wanted to laugh for a moment.

After searching along the roadside, I found a noodle shop. Half of the restaurants and shops in Beijing were closed and had gone out, but this old man was the only one who didn't go. He was standing behind the counter cooking noodles.

"Let's go eat noodles."

Shangguan Shu took his two children to sit at the table in the noodle shop and ordered three bowls of noodles. The noodles arrived quickly. The clear noodle soup was sprinkled with chopped green onions. Although it was very plain, it looked good.

Shangguan Qingwan grabbed the chopsticks and started eating.

Shangguan Shu was about to ask the old man why he didn't run with him, so he handed him a silver ingot as payment. The old man came over to take it, thanking him profusely. Shangguan Shu took a look and realized, "Oh, a lame man, no wonder..."

Shangguan Shu then asked, "Old man, what happened on the street today?"

The old man was also surprised when he mentioned this. "Sir, you have asked the right person. I have been cooking noodles here all day and have been watching the excitement all day. It seems that there is some long-distance running competition, and the winner will get a reward of thirty taels."

"Oh? Who initiated it?"

The old man shook his head. "That... I don't know! But I recognize the fastest runner. He's a famous thief on this street. As expected of a thief, he runs so fast that even a dog can't catch up with him!"

At this time, a lady who was watching the fun with her child in her arms said, "I know something too. The white dog behind the thief has killed someone before. The one behind the white dog is its owner, a dog dealer who lives across the street from me. I saw him pack up his stall early this morning and go home. He told me that the white dog was sold for a good price and he won't have to worry about food and drink in the future!"

"A short while later, he came out of the house cursing and looking for someone to settle the score with. When I asked, I found out that the two sisters who bought his dog were scammers. They tricked him out of the dog with a rotten fruit. The dog dealer refused to give in and went out to the street to look for the dealer! But I don't know why he started running again!"

Someone else chimed in, "You mentioned it, and it just made me remember. I've also seen those sisters from afar. No, they were four siblings! They were so extravagant, and I never thought they were liars!"

The crowd started talking about it in a mixed manner.

Shangguan Shu, on the other hand, had figured out something. He asked Shangguan Qingwan in a light tone, "Wan'er, did you buy a dog today?"

Shangguan Qingwan was listening to everyone's gossip when she was suddenly asked a question. Shangguan Qingwan didn't understand why, so she nodded truthfully.

Shangguan Shu took a deep breath.

"Where's the dog?"

“It was robbed!”

Shangguan Qingwan's tone was full of surprise. Even Shangguan Qingyue stood up excitedly and squatted when he mentioned this matter.

"Who stole it?"

"Just one... I don't even know him! Anyway, he suddenly showed up and stole my sister's dog!"

"Who did you buy the dog from?"

"A dog dealer..."

"How much silver?"

"Thirty taels!! He asked me for thirty taels!" Shangguan Qingwan gestured exaggeratedly.

Shangguan Shu's frown deepened.

The two culprits were still unaware of the situation. Shangguan Qingwan curled her lips and said, "Although I didn't give him thirty taels, my sister did give him a big gold bead!"

“It hurts just thinking about it!”

[Don't worry, sister, I can transform it with candied haws! ]

Shangguan Qingwan:? ?

Shangguan Shu: ...I understand, I understand everything.

Shangguan Shu looked at his two daughters in surprise.

It is true that the bigger the person, the bigger the disaster!

Because of them, half of the capital was blocked...

All the bears are coming up with new tricks...

Why bother eating noodles? Let’s have some stir-fried pork with horsewhip first!

Shangguan Shu silently swallowed the blood that rose in his throat, and finally endured it, thinking of the last bit of father-daughter love.

Pick up the chopsticks.

“Eat!”

Just as he was about to eat the noodles, Shangguan Shu looked up and saw Shangguan Qingyue holding the big bowl with her small hands and about to "splash" it on his face. Shangguan Shu quickly stopped him.

"Don't move!"

Shangguan Qingyue gave Shangguan Shu a frustrated look.

My dad was touched. Father’s love is like a mountain, but it’s worse than a mountain collapsing and the earth cracking.

He took out a handkerchief and put it under the little guy's neck, then picked up a noodle with chopsticks and fed it to the little guy's mouth.

"Come on, open your mouth, daddy will feed you..."

Shangguan Qingyue opened his mouth obediently, bit off the noodles in one bite, wrapped his little mouth around it, chewed it, and then swallowed it.

[Good times! ]

The little guy was very happy to eat the delicious food, and his chubby body was twisting and turning.

Shangguan Shu couldn't help laughing. He raised his hand to rub the little guy's head and then fed him.

Across from her, Shangguan Qingwan gulped down a mouthful of hot soup and burped comfortably. As soon as she burped, she remembered that her father was still alive and that she was about to lose her baggage as a lady from a noble family, so she looked at her father embarrassedly.

Meeting Shangguan Shu's incredulous gaze.

Shangguan Shu couldn't even believe that the loud burp was caused by his gentle and well-behaved eldest daughter...

Especially Shangguan Qingyue was still complaining in his heart, [Sister is so amazing, she farted with her mouth...]

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