Emperor Ziwei looked at Xiaobijia, who had suddenly squatted before him. He had just raised his magical instrument when a crisp sound rang out. Then, a white mist covered his eyes. He was stunned and gradually lost consciousness...
The little guy squatting on the ground felt relieved instantly and his stomachache was gone.
[It turns out that I didn’t want to poop, it was a fart! ]
She held her chin in her hand and thought, [Is this what the older sister said, taking off your pants to fart is unnecessary? Hehe...]
As soon as she stood up and pulled up her pants, she found that... it was dark again.
"Huh?"
The grass and blue sky before her were like a scroll covering her, ignited from somewhere, and then burned out along the edge...
It was replaced by clusters of rockery and swaying tree shadows.
The formation was destroyed.
At the same time, the system in the void was silent for a moment, and then a long roar that shook the earth and sky rang out, [Emperor!!!]
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
What did he see?!
The powerful and mighty Ziwei Emperor was killed by a fart?
Or soul-smashing...
A dignified emperor died because of a fart?
Throw away all your God!
The system is in tears. This is really embarrassing.
Not only did they fail to kill the Demon Ancestor Hengyue alone, but they were also killed by her fart. If this were to spread to the Six Paths, would they still be able to be gods?
The system has been greatly impacted!
Shangguan Qingyue didn't think anything was wrong. Instead, she turned around and found a strange ruler on the ground. She bent down to pick it up, looked at it carefully, and then happily put it in her arms.
"Hehe, this ruler looks great. I'll give it to Erdede when I get home!"
The little girl was walking around with such swagger that she didn't notice that the banquet was almost over. She happened to run into Zhao Ying who was looking for her. The little girl's face lit up with joy and she ran over, "Mom!"
Zhao Ying picked up Shangguan Qingyue and asked, "Where did you go to play just now? Brother Xiaoliu said he couldn't find you."
[Actually, I don’t know either…]
"Xiaoliu can't find Yue'er. Did Yue'er win?"
Shangguan Qiyou replied, "Of course you won. You're really good at hiding. Tell me, where did you hide?"
Shangguan Qingyue told the truth, "I hid in the rockery, but I..."
Zhao Ying and Shangguan Qiyou listened to the little guy's description without taking it seriously, thinking it was just a child's wild imagination...
The group left Prince Ding's Mansion.
…
Zhao Xi was drunk and unconscious, and was carried into the bedroom by the servants.
A group of maids came forward to serve, changing clothes, wiping her, and feeding her hangover soup.
Qian Chengluo came over and originally wanted to take him to see Mr. Heng, but he didn't expect him to be so drunk. Qian Chengluo sighed, gave the maids a few instructions, asked them to take good care of him, and then left.
Shuanglan and Shuangju are the head maids on duty tonight. Seeing Zhao Xi's handsome face and outstanding status, they have long had ill intentions. Now that Zhao Xi is drunk, it is the perfect opportunity to climb into his bed.
There is no hostess in the house. If you succeed in climbing into bed, you will definitely be promoted.
They boasted of their youth and beauty, and they also heard that Prince Ding had been living in the countryside since he was young and had never had a good meal. They thought that their looks would surely seduce Prince Ding and make him obsessed with them.
The two men planned their moves and were ready to strike, and then the following strange scene happened.
Frost Orchid chased Frost Chrysanthemum away, and Frost Chrysanthemum pushed Frost Orchid away from the mountain. In the end, both of them understood each other's intentions, but they couldn't get into bed together, so they both failed in the end.
The two men stared at each other, afraid that if they were not careful, the other would succeed.
Just at this moment, Zhao Xi was drowsy and wanted to drink some water. She had finished all the water in the pot and the other maids had been driven away by them. They had to go and fight. The two of them looked at each other, pulled each other, and left.
After the two maids left, Shuangzhu, who had just been driven away, walked out from the corner. Standing next to her was another maid dressed the same as her. The maid lowered her head, and looking at her expression, she seemed a little timid.
Shuangzhu whispered, "After you go in, remember what to do. After you finish..."
Shuangzhu brought the woman into the room. Looking at Zhao Xi who was drunk and unconscious, the woman took off her blue maid's clothes, leaving only her underwear and bellyband, and lay down next to Zhao Xi who was only wearing her underwear.
Shuangzhu untied the curtain, threw the woman's original clothes in the bag she was carrying onto the ground, then picked up the maid's clothes, wrapped them up, closed the door and left.
As soon as she left, Frost Orchid and Frost Chrysanthemum came back.
The woman in the room heard the footsteps and her heart skipped a beat. She immediately pulled Zhao Xi's arm over her shoulders and panted softly, "No... Your Highness... No..."
Frost Orchid and Frost Chrysanthemum immediately withdrew their hands that were about to open the door.
The two maids looked at each other and saw anger in each other's eyes.
Bitch! Which bitch got away with it?
The two maids gritted their teeth in hatred. The rice was already cooked. Even though they hated it very much, they couldn't rush in and ruin the prince's good deeds. They could only wait at the door in agony.
The banquet in the front yard was in full swing, and there were many guests. One of them was Wei Fu's former deputy general, named Fang Dong. This man rose to power after Wei Fu's downfall and led an army of 100,000 alone. Of Wei Fu's original 300,000 troops, 200,000 were given to Zhao Xi by Emperor Jianxi to boost his prestige and establish his authority.
The 100,000 troops under Fang Dong are among them.
Fang Dong was a hot-tempered man, and was very rude to others. Logically speaking, Fang Dong should have been dissatisfied with a fledgling prince leading an army of 200,000. He should not have drunk heartily at his banquet, toasting with a group of Prince Ding's followers, and having a lot of leisure.
The reason is that this person is afraid of power and is servile to those in high positions and violent to those in low positions, especially the concubines. All the civil and military officials talk about the Fang family behind their backs and sympathize with Mrs. Fang's experience.
Just like tonight, everyone brought their wives, and as the banquet dragged on, everyone sent their wives home to settle down, and Prince Ding wouldn't say anything. But this square cave left Madam Fang waiting in boredom. By then, all the wives had left, leaving only Madam Fang...
Apart from anything else, this action made Mrs. Fang lose face, which was no different from slapping her in public.
Some people can't stand it, but dare not come to persuade. Just imagine, a foreign man persuades Fang Dong to be kind and let Mrs. Fang go back first... How can this be said!
She's his wife anyway. If he doesn't love her, it's not anyone else's turn to love her!
As they were drinking, Qian Chengluo came over and ordered people to stop drinking and coax the drunk people back home. Only then did Fang Dong remember Mrs. Fang who had been left out by him all night.
He spoke loudly and sent someone to call her, but after a while he received a reply that Mrs. Fang was not there. Perhaps she could not wait any longer and went back home.
Fang Dong immediately became furious. Damn bitch, how dare she disobey him!
Fang Dong left angrily.
However, when he got home, he was already drunk and confused, and had no energy to look for Mrs. Fang. Instead, the housekeeper saw that Mrs. Fang had not returned and wanted to ask, but it was too late.
Until dawn, a scream was heard from Prince Ding's Mansion.
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