Later, I memorized the formula incorrectly and burned the last two strands of my master's hair, preventing him from ever wearing his favorite pigtails again. My master is an ancient and powerful being, the father of the Heavenly Dao, and his merits are immeasurable...
[Two sucks on my hair deducted 10,000 merits from me...]
I confess, I am guilty...
The little fellow seemed to really feel that he was wrong. He hung his head, sobbed, and looked extremely pitiful.
This made the old Duke feel that the little guy's so-called master was too harsh. It was just a couple of sucks on his hair, so why was he so vindictive?
The old minister was about to say something when he heard a "crack" and something seemed to be broken into pieces.
The old Duke and Shangguan Qingyue went to look out of curiosity, and they saw that the tablet at the front had split into two...
The old Duke was stunned for a long moment, then his eyes nearly popped out of his head as he roared, "Dad!"
As he said this, he stood up with a look of grief on his face and ran towards the tablet of the former Duke. He picked up the cracked tablet with each hand, grinned and shook his head in disbelief.
"Why is this happening?"
"Dad... Dad, I'm sorry!"
The old Duke held the tablet and wiped away his tears silently.
Shangguan Qingyue was confused and scratched his hands. [Grandpa is crying like this, should I go comfort him? He looks so pitiful...]
[No, no, no, I should focus on admitting my mistakes. That way I won't let Grandpa down and will be my mother's treasure!]
Later, to atone for my sins, I developed a hair growth potion, but I didn't dare give it to my master. So I went to Mount Buzhou to find Gonggong. He had no hair, so he was the perfect person to test the potion on.
But after Gonggong finished his experiment, his head started to itch so badly that he held it and banged it against the mountain... Woohoo... It was terrifying... He even knocked a hole in the sky. Gonggong was punished, and I was also fined 100,000 merits...
Shangguan Qingyue was in tears.
At the same time, another tablet was broken.
This time it was directly crushed into powder...
The old Duke's pupils trembled, and he looked up to the sky and screamed, "Grandpa——"
The old Duke put down his father's tablet, ran over and picked up the broken pieces of his grandfather's tablet, his eyes dull.
After a while, he burst into tears, "Grandson can't even protect your tablet... Grandson is unfilial!"
[Later, I was expelled from the sect... My master told me not to tell anyone his name...]
I had nowhere else to go, so I turned to Buddhism, hoping to become a little Buddha Mother... But when I was burning my ordination scars, I burned a few extra spots... Ugh, they kicked me out! They even deducted 10,000 merits from me!
“Crack, crack!!”
Two more tablets were broken...
"Ancestor!!!" The old Duke was heartbroken!
However, Shangguan Qingyue became more and more excited as he spoke...
I went to the God Realm again. There were so many beautiful women there, and Sister Phoenix was especially beautiful. I liked her very much, so I told her that it would be better if she were a man. As soon as I said that, Sister Phoenix really turned into Brother Phoenix.
[But she has a husband...]
[A serious couple turned into a homosexual couple...]
[Her husband, the Dragon God, couldn't stand it anymore and went mad, turning into an unprecedentedly lustful dragon. He even had affairs with cows and turtles, and fathered nine illegitimate children...]
[The dragon and the phoenix can no longer bring good luck...]
The gods blamed me for disrupting ethical principles, deducted 10,000 merit points from me, and then expelled me...
[When I fell, I crushed the Demonic Boss to death. This time, no one chased me away...]
The old Duke's face was filled with tears as he stared numbly at the entire row of broken tablets...
Then, before Shangguan Qingyue could continue speaking, he knelt down in front of Shangguan Qingyue, cupped his hands, and cried and begged in an extremely humble manner, "Don't say anymore, don't say anymore..."
"I beg you to stop..."
"Please be kind and leave some ancestors for the Shangguan family!!"
He is just an ignorant and unfilial grandson, why are you so cruel to him?
As a result, Shangguan Qingyue slowly shook his head at him.
[No, I still have so many mistakes to admit...]
Old Duke: ???
By the time you recognize them all, won’t the ancestral hall collapse?
The old Duke waved his hands at her in fear, but Shangguan Qingyue was very stubborn and insisted on continuing.
The old Duke is about to collapse.
Shangguan Qingyue was recounting his past mistakes while the tablets were shattered one by one. The old Duke would howl from time to time, scurrying around among the tablets like a grasshopper... The wailing continued...
Finally, Shangguan Qingyue bit his lip, as if he was having trouble speaking. [The last one, which is also the one I owe the most merits to...]
The old Duke's heart was lifted up.
[I was playing cards with the Five Dao Patriarchs and was losing like crazy...]
[One punch broke the Buddha's golden body...]
[One sword cut off the three flowers on Daozu's head...]
[He pulled out the divine root of the God Ancestor...]
[Single-handedly plucked out all the demon ancestor's hair...]
[A single palm shattered the Ghost Ancestor's soul...]
[They are all pure energy condensed from the initial chaos...]
As soon as he finished speaking, the ancestral hall, just as the old Duke had wished, collapsed...
In an instant, the sky became a roof and the ground became a blanket. It was really...
Amidst the dust and ruins, the old Duke said to Shangguan Qingyue with a look of despair: "God will not forgive you, and your master will not forgive you either..."
"How can I, the Shangguan clan, bear the responsibility for your crimes?"
"I am the sinner of the entire Shangguan clan!"
The old duke slapped himself wildly.
Shangguan Qingyue stepped forward and grabbed the old Duke's hand, preventing him from hitting him. "Grandfather, don't do this!"
【You will make Yueer heartbroken if you do this. 】
"You only care about your own heartache, but you don't care about other people's heartache?"
The old Duke complained with tears in his eyes.
The grandfather and grandson were communicating in a "cordial and friendly" manner, and they didn't notice that the dark cloud above their heads had transformed into a human face, which was now looking at the little guy in the center of the ancestral hall with a smile on its face.
There was deathly silence all around.
To express his resolve to the old Duke, Shangguan Qingyue raised his hand and swore, "Grandfather, I promise I will never give medicine to anyone again."
Before the old Duke could react, several thunders boomed in the sky, like a protest, or like a sneer.
Shangguan Qingyue looked up and puffed up his face in anger.
【Hmph, don't bother with him! 】
[Grandfather, I promise, I will never speak carelessly again! ]
The old Duke closed his eyes with a dead heart, which showed that he was completely convinced by Shangguan Qingyue.
Above my head, the rumbling thunder was so loud that it almost deafened me.
[Ahhhh! This is so annoying! Hold it in! Hold it in!]
Shangguan Qingyue said seriously, "I swear, I will change my ways from now on!"
【Be a good demon! 】
【right! 】
【I want to be a good demon! 】
As Shangguan Qingyue's thoughts fell, lightning and thunder flashed...
The sky seemed to be stimulated by these words and went crazy. In a moment, wind, frost, rain, snow, and huge hailstones suddenly poured down...
Tiandao, vomited...
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