The fat girl looked at him with round eyes, her lips moving as if she was trying to say something.
But he was less than half a year old, so naturally he could not speak. But in the next moment, the fat boy clumsily climbed out of the crib, crawled on the edge of the bed, and struggled to stand with his two trembling carrot legs. He held Jiang Yuanlang's sleeves with both hands and was about to crawl in.
Jiang Yuanlang, "..."
"Hey, hey, I can't fit you in my sleeves, so don't get stuck."
He rolled his eyes and said, "Fool! Foolish! My cheap third uncle is indeed a fool!"
[I'm digging into your sleeves, do you really think I want to go in? I'm asking you to take me out to play, stupid pig!]
Jiang Yuanlang lifted her up and held her back by the scruff of the neck like a cat, causing her to sit back down. She felt even more devastated.
The baby had two chubby cheeks and a dark, frightening look on his face.
Jiang Yuanlang felt guilty, "Oh no, it's Third Uncle who is wrong. Third Uncle shouldn't have mentioned you."
She opened her mouth and narrowly missed biting the tip of his nose. She waved her dimpled arms and mumbled a few words, "Go... Go... Go..."
Jiang Yuanlang pricked up his ears, "What? You want to run away?"
"...play..." He tried his best to say it, but that was all he could say, he couldn't make any more sounds.
But Jiang Yuanlang was very sensitive to playing, and he could hear it right away.
His eyes lit up, "You, you want to go out and play, right? I told you, who would like to stay at home for ten days or half a month without going out, and get worms growing at home? But they are talking about self-cultivation and cultivating one's character, bullshit!
"Not letting me go out to play is fine, but even a person of our age is being trapped in the mansion. What a sin!
"Okay, Third Uncle loves you, and will take you out to play, but be good and don't cry, wait for Third Uncle to put on a warmer dress."
Jiang Yuanlang was a man of action. He went back to his house and immediately found the widest clothes he could wear, and then went to Kangji Hall to steal someone.
께言 is a very well behaved child. He won't cry unless he is hungry or wet.
So he knew that he had a temperament similar to that of a silver core. He was either doing needlework or busying himself. He would not stare at him with four eyes without blinking.
This gave Jiang Yuanlang an opportunity. He quietly unbuttoned his gown, then held 께言呯 down a little on his chest, then quickly closed his gown, held 께言呯's butt, and groaned with his belly sticking out, "Ahhh, I ate too much at noon, my stomach is going to explode, I can't take it anymore."
While attracting the attention of Si 냫 and Yin Rui 놅, he deliberately made things mysterious and actually let him smuggle 께言结 out.
When Wang Si and Yin Rui found out and reported to the old lady, and sent people to chase her out, where were the uncle and nephew?
I have no idea where Ye has gone.
The old lady was so angry that she slammed the table and said, "This bastard, if you don't bring Xiaoxiao back safely, I will skin him alive!"
"Don't stand here anymore. Find a way to look for him. Send someone to the military camp and the Imperial College to inform the first and second sons. They know the third son. Go look for him at home. Hurry up."
At that time, Xiao Yanjie was sitting in Jiang Yuanlang's palm, pulling open his collar, and looking around the busy streets with his smart eyes curiously.
[Wow! Finally my rebirth wasn't in vain. This mundane world is really addictive~]
[Third uncle, that's Fanlou, shall we go there to eat roast chicken? ]
Jiang Yuanlang ignored him.
[Uncle San, please walk slower, this osmanthus cake is my favorite! ]
Jiang Yuanlang still ignored him.
[Third uncle! If you don’t listen to me, I’ll be angry!] I felt so tired after saying this. It was so easy to communicate with my mother on weekdays.
What’s wrong with my third uncle? He doesn’t understand baby language?
Just when he was cursing and feeling a little regretful about coming out with Jiang Yuanlang, he heard a sticky and courteous voice in his ear, "Sir, don't leave, come in and sit down~"
"Come in~"
"We have a new product, Yangzhou skinny horse, it's very delicious and very popular."
Suddenly, Jiang Yuanlang stopped his stroll.
He lowered his head to look at the baby in his collar, "Baby, have you seen the Yangzhou skinny horse? How about your uncle take you to see it? If your great-grandmother gets angry later, I will say that your diapers were snatched away by them, and I went in just to find your diapers. Well, let's put it this way, don't show your head, otherwise you may not be able to get in..."
In words, "..."
【I believed you! 】
In a rage, he bit Jiang Yuanlang's chest hard, right on the nipple.
Jiang Yuanlang was grimacing in pain, but he still pretended to be bloated and walked into Tianxiang Tower as if nothing had happened.
The old man and a few girls behind him looked at his back and wondered, "What's wrong with this guy? Does he have lice?"
"You look well-dressed, but why do you dislike cleanliness?"
께言摯, [You are the louse, your whole family is louse! ]
*
Qishan Cliff.
Looking down from above, it was at least several dozen meters. Jiang Ying felt dizzy and almost couldn't stand, and was helped by Yan Zhuo.
Neither of them spoke.
It's a bit tacit.
I thought that if I fell from here, my chances of survival would be very low.
But no matter how hard you try, it's like what the saying goes, if he's alive, I want to see his body; if he's dead, I want to see his body!
"Let's find a way down." Jiang Ying closed his eyes and said.
Yan Zhuo had no objection, "Okay. You must be exhausted after running all the way. Sit here and rest for a while. I'll go find the way down the mountain."
Jiang Ying nodded without trying to be stubborn.
Although riding a horse may seem tiring, it is not easy at all, especially since she had never ridden a horse before.
Soon, Yan Zhuo found a way down the mountain. It was a wild road, and if you didn't pay attention, it was no different from an untouched mountain road.
Yan Zhuo felt distressed and said, "Why don't I go down alone and you can just support us from above."
What do you mean by support? It's because I don't want her to suffer.
The mountain road was so steep that it was easy to roll down like Jiang Shang if you stepped on it.
"I can." Jiang Ying turned around and tucked her skirt into her waist. She was wearing white trousers underneath the skirt.
Yan Zhuo, "..."
Does this mean you don't treat me as a human being?
Jiang Ying had something on his mind, so he naturally didn't pay attention to his expression. He pulled a vine, tried to see if it could be tied, and the next second he calmly and quickly tied the vine around his waist.
Yan Zhuo raised his eyebrows. Very good. He discovered a new skill of hers.
Rich experience in wild survival.
Jiang Ying also pulled one for Yan Zhuo and said, "Tie it up, it's safer. I used to do this a lot when I went up the mountain to collect herbs."
"Oh." Yan Zhuo didn't disbelieve it and did as he was told.
After all, they can make things appear out of thin air, so what else can't we believe in those magic medicines?
The two of them walked down the mountain with great difficulty, supporting each other. When they were almost halfway up the mountain, Jiang Ying felt something was wrong because the marks left by the thorns being rolled seemed to have disappeared.
Does this mean that Jiang Shang did not actually roll to the bottom?
Yan Zhuo focused his attention and saw what was going on. He pulled Jiang Ying's arm and said, "Yingying, wait a moment."
Jiang Ying, "You saw it too? Those thorns that were not damaged."
Yan Zhuo was stunned for a moment, then nodded, "Well, it seems we have to find a way to swing over and see if father-in-law is trapped by something halfway up the mountain."
If this is the case, then there is a glimmer of hope for survival.
As soon as he finished speaking, a glowing bottle suddenly appeared in Jiang Ying's hand.
Yan Zhuo took a closer look and found that there was a kind of larva in the bottle. It had wings and should be able to fly.
Jiang Ying uncorked the bottle with a bang and said, "Look, this is a man-hunting firefly, a kind of firefly that is extremely sensitive to heat (red light). It will fly to where there are living things.
"Instead of risking our lives in ignorance, we should let the missing person fly to explore the way first, and then we can find it later."
Because the missing person firefly emits light, it is very easy to find it, even if it is dark.
This was originally an ordinary firefly, but it was fed by a special kind of magical herb in Jiang Ying's space, which is why it became like this.
It is her experiment product when she is bored.
I didn't expect to be able to play.
Countless fireflies scrambled to fly out of the glass bottle. Some of them landed on Jiang Ying and Yan Zhuo, while more of them flew away in all directions.
Like faint dots of light, they occasionally stop on tree branches, but after a while they continue to fly forward, and only stop when they find the red lines of animals.
Of course there are many living things in the mountains, but if they move, the haunting flies are lazy and won't keep chasing them.
But the real dead animals are cool and cannot attract them.
So, after resting for half an hour, they saw at least a few dozen human-seeking insects flying towards a cliff not far away. They looked at each other and said in unison, "Over there!"