Chapter 6: Sleeping in the Wrong Bed
Li Zexi and Lin Haoxiang were walking back to the dormitory together.
At this time, the snack street is still brightly lit and bustling with people.
Li Zexi looked around as he walked, and many scenes in front of him overlapped with the memories in his mind.
He couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
"Why are you sighing?" Lin Haoxiang beside him asked him.
Li Zexi shook his head: "Nothing."
Lin Haoxiang secretly observed Li Zexi.
Although this person's appearance has not changed, his temperament is completely different from before.
Especially in those eyes that stare at people.
There always seems to be an expression of seeing through everything and not caring about it.
It's hard to understand.
This person is Li Zexi, but he doesn’t look like Li Zexi.
Very divided.
It’s like there’s another person nested inside Li Zexi’s body.
Lin Haoxiang stared at his profile thoughtfully.
Li Zexi suddenly asked: "Why do you always bully Li Ze... and me?"
Lin Haoxiang didn't expect him to ask this.
After a pause, he replied: "I didn't bully you..."
"Humph, looking the other way and not caring is also a form of violence."
Lin Haoxiang gave him a meaningful look and said, "I can't tell why. Maybe college life is too boring, so I want to find something interesting to fill my life."
Li Zexi snorted coldly: "You feel bored, so you use weaker classmates to fill in? You are really uncivilized."
Lin Haoxiang shrugged disapprovingly.
After a while, Li Zexi said again: "It's just that they think I'm easy to bully, I have no power or background, and my family conditions are average.
And you are rich and powerful, your family either runs a company or is in the government, you can donate money to a research institute or laboratory, or use the power of your official position to pressure others, and you may not even have to take the exam to come.
The inherent inequality has become a bargaining chip in your hands to treat others as slaves.
You think everyone is inferior to you, and you can bully them and control them however you want. You are so shameless. ”
Lin Haoxiang looked at Li Zexi in surprise.
This accusation.
I really didn't expect that this would come from a cowardly person like Li Zexi.
Lin Haoxiang was surprised and found it unbelievable.
He smiled and said: "It seems that you have been feeling aggrieved for a long time. You are so aggrieved that you can speak so well."
Li Zexi glanced at him coldly: "It's not grievance, it's annoyance... I don't take the initiative to provoke you, can you please not provoke me in the future... I don't have that much time to play around with you."
Lin Haoxiang's eyes flashed: "What I say doesn't count, you have to ask your brother Kai."
Li Zexi frowned and stared at Lin Haoxiang.
Lin didn't hide either, but looked at him with his eyes bent.
After a while, Li Zexi said: "Let's wait and see..."
After saying that, he ignored him and walked forward with big strides.
Lin Haoxiang paused, then quickly caught up.
The two returned to the dormitory.
Standing at the door, Li Zexi suddenly leaned on Lin Haoxiang's shoulder, limp and his eyes became hazy.
Lin Haoxiang:?
Li Zexi whispered: "Help me act, just pretend that I was drunk and unconscious, and you helped me back to life."
Lin: “Why do you want to act?”
Li Zexi: "I don't want to have a conflict with Guo Kai, so I'd better avoid it for a while."
Lin Haoxiang thought it was quite interesting and pouted: "Why should I help you?"
Li Zexi: "You helped me when we were just in the hotel, so I should continue to help you.
Anyway, I owe you a favor, and I will pay it back when the time comes. ”
Lin Haoxiang lowered his eyes and looked at Li Zexi's head leaning on his shoulder.
Smiled silently.
He raised his hand and held Li Zexi in his arms.
He reached out and pushed open the dormitory door.
As soon as I opened the door, I found that Guo Kai and Wang Jiaming were there.
Two people were sitting in front of a computer, and from the sound of it, they were playing games.
Guo Kai raised his head first, and when he saw Li Zexi walking in being hugged by Lin Haoxiang, he frowned.
Then he asked: "What happened to him?"
Li Zexi closed his eyes and pretended to be dead. He deliberately staggered and took all the strength out of his body, relying entirely on Lin Haoxiang as a support.
Lin Haoxiang said nonchalantly: "I was drunk. I almost vomited all over me halfway. You two ran away so fast, leaving me alone to clean up this mess... You two are really nice..."
Wang Jiaming was chewing bubble gum and his words were unclear: "Don't I have to take care of Brother Kai? He's running around like a rabbit, I..."
Guo Kai interrupted him with a roar: "You are the rabbit..."
Wang Jiaming grinned, then buried his face in the computer screen and continued playing games.
Lin Haoxiang helped Li Zexi to the bed, let him lie down, then bent down to take off his shoes, straightened him up, and spread the quilt to cover Li Zexi.
While playing the game, Guo Kai pretended to watch Lin Haoxiang's series of actions casually.
As I was playing, I suddenly felt that the game was boring.
He simply turned off the game, crossed his arms, squinted at Lin Haoxiang, and asked: "Are you letting Li Zexi sleep in your bed tonight?"
Lin Haoxiang hummed indifferently.
Guo Kai frowned: "Are you going to sleep in the same bed with him tonight?"
Lin Haoxiang lowered his head and changed his slippers: "Not necessarily, I might sleep in his bed, but I am familiar with my own bed. If I sleep in someone else's bed, I might suffer from insomnia.
If it really doesn't work, just squeeze in with him. ”
Guo Kai frowned even deeper: "Why are you so nice to Li Zexi now?"
Lin Haoxiang changed his shoes, took off his coat, and prepared to go to the bathroom to take a shower. He raised his eyebrows and asked: "Is this good?"
Guo Kai looked at Li Zexi who was sleeping soundly on the bed with a gloomy face, and said to Lin:
"You've never been so patient to take care of someone before. And this person is the sissy Li Zexi. Don't you despise his sissy look the most?"
Lin Haoxiang raised the corner of his mouth: "I still don't like him now. Who told you to force him to drink and make him like this? You don't care, and I don't care either. Am I going to let him get drunk on the street?
What if something goes wrong?
I’m just cleaning your ass…”
Guo Kai looked at him suspiciously: "Is it because of this? You don't want to betray me. You should be nice to him in the future?"
Lin Haoxiang picked up the washbasin and put the towel on his shoulders: "Tsk, you think too much. If you don't like it, why don't you let him sleep in your bed?
Your bed is the lower bunk anyway. ”
Guo Kai quickly waved his hand to refuse: "No, I don't want to sleep with a little girl. What if she infects me with her sissy disease?"
Li Zexi was pretending to be drunk, and now he was not asleep, so he heard a lot of women's moans.
I thought: Guo Kai, you are a moron.
…
At some point, the lights in the dormitory were turned off, the two people stopped playing games, and the surroundings became very quiet.
Li Zexi felt sleepy and while pretending to be asleep, he actually fell asleep.
Li Zexi was woken up by the heat in the middle of the night.
He opened his eyes and saw a dark mass in front of him, a human figure.
From the close proximity, one could tell from the outline that this person was Lin Haoxiang.
Damn, I was wondering why it was so hot, this little Linzi really wanted to sleep with me.
One arm was still on Li Zexi's body.
The love-crazy disease in Li Zexi suddenly awakened.
The young handsome guy and the fresh meat are generally quite mature and gentle.
Suitable to be a boyfriend.
Li Zexi thought that if she were still a girl, she might be able to pursue Lin Haoxiang.
I haven't touched a man for more than half a year.
Being so close and with the male hormones so strong, Li Zexi felt itchy.
Fuck, if I were still a woman, I would definitely take you down without any mercy.
Now he could only look but not touch, he sighed angrily.
I felt the urge to pee.
After drinking so much beer, my bladder was already overwhelmed.
He couldn't hold it any longer, so he quietly got up and went to the toilet.
For fear of waking them up, he did not dare turn on the light, and he moved very tiptoe like a thief breaking into a house.
He rolled over Lin Haoxiang's body like a toad.
Roll out of bed.
My neck was covered in sweat.
I put on my shoes and walked to the bathroom in the dark.
He is now fully accustomed to peeing while standing.
And it can be controlled to form a curve and aim at a point.
to be honest.
Li Zexi's hardware is not particularly good.
When Chen Mengru was just reborn, she grabbed her penis and looked left and right, and she couldn't help feeling a little disgusted.
Li Zexi doesn’t have a girlfriend. If he did, could he satisfy the needs of girls?
Tsk…
Li Zexi has no plans to find a girlfriend now.
After all, "she" only likes men.
After thinking about it for a while, I finally finished selling the inventory.
Li Zexi was drowsy and staggered out of the bathroom.
With his eyes half closed and groping in the dark, he walked back to Lin Haoxiang's bed and lay down.
It would be nice if I could take this opportunity to touch the handsome boy’s abdominal muscles.
If you can't touch it, just sleep a little longer.
…
As soon as he touched the bed, Li Zexi fell asleep in less than half a second.
Sleeping like a dead pig.
…
That night, Li Zexi had a dream.
I dreamed of my past life self, my parents, my boss, my ex-husband, and my son Maomao.
Finally, I dreamed of those three handsome boys among the flowers filled with pink bubbles.
So damn handsome, these three are all my harem, hehe, hehehe...
Li Zexi looked like a mentally retarded person and showed an obscene smile.
Suddenly, he felt a burning pain on his cheek. He didn't know who slapped him.
Li Zexi suddenly opened his eyes.
The pink bubbles disappeared, and the flowers were nowhere to be seen.
Instead, there was Guo Kai's angry face.
Li Zexi looked at him in confusion and asked: "You...you just hit me in the face?"
Guo Kai said viciously: "Yes, I hit you... Why, shouldn't you hit me?"
Li Zexi was still confused: "No, why did you hit me? I was sleeping well and I didn't provoke you. Why did you hit me?"
Guo Kai grabbed Li Zexi by the collar, his expression distorted by anger, and said word by word: "Li, Ze, Xi, why the hell are you sleeping in my bed? Are you looking for death? Huh?"
Li Zexi suddenly became about 70% sober.
Like a bolt from the blue.
He looked around quickly.
I found myself sleeping in Guo Kai's bed.
Because the bed was too small and too crowded, Guo Kai was pressed against the inner wall and was almost squeezed into a meat patty.
She was so shameless that she put her legs on Guo Kai's body.
…
Oh my god.
The king of heaven and the tiger of earth, I am just an idiot.
Li Zexi sat up suddenly and stammered to Guo Kai... "Yes, I'm sorry. I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and it was too dark without turning on the light. When I came back, I touched the wrong bed. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."
Guo Kai yelled, "You touched the wrong bed? Is your brain made of shit? How could you touch the wrong bed?"
Wang Jiaming and Lin Haoxiang also woke up and sat aside, watching the show leisurely.
Wang Jiaming laughed and said: "Li Zexi, are you trying to make me laugh to death? You dare to get on Brother Kai's bed,
Don’t you know that Brother Kai doesn’t like people getting close to him and that he’s a germaphobe?
Tell me the truth, are you secretly planning something bad against Brother Kai? ”
Lin Haoxiang also looked at the two people on the bed jokingly.
Li Zexi quickly shook his head like a rattle: "No, I didn't, I swear, I was just too sleepy to see clearly and got on the wrong bed.
I thought this was Brother Xiang’s bed, I didn’t, I didn’t pay attention. ”
Guo Kai kicked Li Zexi off the bed with a look of disgust on his face: "If you keep quibbling to me, get out of here right now... You must wash the sheets, quilt covers and pillowcases for me today. If you don't wash them clean, don't come back to the dormitory again."
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