Chapter 242 Let the Kids Go to College
He buried his head in his front legs, whimpering in grievance, but in fact he was shrugging his shoulders and laughing.
Lin Xinhuan looked at Yuwan again. Don't think she didn't hear it. It was about Baimao not being honest, right? Who did Yuwan learn this from? They all upgraded to 雕祿·魚丸.
The culprit, Lu Xinran, loved to hold Yuwan and mutter something to him, and taught him all his treasured theories of yin and yang and tea talk.
"If you encounter a puppy or cat that says these things in the future, you must stay away from them. You may get cheated without knowing it."
My head hurts when I think of the tea-scented man I met recently.
"Okay, I'll go to study!" Baimao was flattered by the compliment and agreed immediately.
Why did the stinky dog look so strange before leaving, as if something was wrong?
But can I just say that if I want to learn, I must learn it?
Too naive. Everyone knows that I am a master of slacking off. All the fish in the secret realm will be caught by me.
Under the guidance of his best friend, he learned how to cope with things by daydreaming, being confused, and smiling foolishly. He also learned a hundred ways to make his teachers and parents angry and to avoid studying.
Baimao was brought to his jewel-filled little house. Lin Xinhuan opened the tablet and placed it in front of him: "Learn from the video first."
He stood up as if to leave.
He smiled when he saw it. The person had left, but he still cared about himself, goose goose goose goose goose.
"Oh, by the way, I forgot to start the live broadcast." He reached out and fiddled with the tablet, then greeted the camera.
"Hello, babies who came in, help me watch Baimao learn, and I will report back when I come back. You are welcome to tell me your little stories."
The person disappeared in an instant, leaving only white hair and the screen staring.
The dazzling barrage is just like Baimao’s mood at the moment.
Lin Xinhuan, you are really amazing. I am more human than you.
[Is it the extinction of humanity or the degradation of morality? It is too cruel to let a goose learn, even if it is a smart goose]
[Have you already been rolled from the human world to the animal world? Brother Li, this prosperous world is what you wish for]
[Raise your hand to ask, does Baimao have to carry a goose on his back now?]
[I smiled while writing my thesis, and it seemed that writing the thesis was no longer painful. The pain will not disappear, it will only transfer.]
"Open your mouth wide, aaa, mouth round, ooo, mouth flat, ee e..."
White Hair shouted at the top of his voice: "Goose goose goose goose."
To netizens, it just sounds like “eeee”.
Halfway through reading, I felt like a salted fish without dreams, lying powerlessly in my nest.
[Xinhuan, come quickly, Baimao is lazy and has not studied]
When the sharp-eyed Baimao saw this comment, he immediately jumped up.
"Goose, you are the only one who stands out, you snitch."
However, no one could understand what he said except Lin Xinhuan, and netizens were urging him to stop.
Baimao now knows what it feels like to be supervised by millions of people while studying.
"Hahaha, so funny. That look of despair is exactly the same as when I was in physics class. I couldn't tell the difference between Sky and Lauren. Why do I have to remember people's names when studying physics?"
"Yeah, it would be great if all foreigners were called Xiao Ming, Xiao Mei, Xiao Shuai, etc. It would be so confusing to list such a long list. Eh? What are you looking at that makes you smile so happily?"
Wasn't his roommate just listening to some sad love song, mourning a love that ended before it was even spoken out?
His goddess announced on WeChat Moments that she was in love, but her boyfriend was not him. After leaving a message to express his blessing, he sang in the dormitory in a ghostly and howling voice: "I only hope that you can be happy in the future, that is what I want most in the future..."
He is like the protagonist in a melodrama, with the trash can full of used napkins. Now he is laughing so crazily, is he crazy?
My roommate cautiously asked, "Do you want to go to the hospital?"
"I saw a live broadcast, it's so funny, let the goose learn pinyin, goose goose goose goose, and it learns it quite well. If the goose can take the college entrance examination, maybe it can even live in the same dormitory with us."
Regardless of whether geese can understand human language, it is not easy to get into their school. Every student is the best student from all over the country.
His eyes became firm: "You are crazy."
"Look for yourself."
Then two heads appeared in front of the screen, supervising a goose's online learning through a mobile phone.
#Millions of people watch the college entrance exam online
#I haven't learned to be serious like a goose
#Don't waste your children's time, start an animal school
It immediately dominated the trending searches, and fans of Yuwan and Baimao started making jokes.
[Fishball is my husband: Some geese nowadays will show off their knowledge to attract attention. He used to often test geese on eggs, okay?]
[White-haired, white-haired, the most handsome: It’s better than some illiterate people whose grades are not as good as my brother’s. They can only yell, but my brother can read eee.]
[Fishball kills me: Isn’t it just the slow bird that flies first? Fishball lets him fly first]
[Supporting the Boss White Hair: Those with four legs can never outrun those with wings]
......
Lin Xinhuan laughed so hard when she saw these comments: "What kind of drama fans are these? I won't watch the Spring Festival Gala if they're not there."
This time, Baimao learned from his own experience that if a tree stands out in the forest, the wind will destroy it, and he will never forget it.
At the end of his life, he never tired of reminding his descendants: "You must remember that if a tree stands out in the forest, it will be destroyed by the wind. Otherwise, you will become an outstanding literary master like me~"
As expected, no matter how old Baimao is, he is still so arrogant.
Therefore, it is not only country Z that is conducting the magic physique test. Countries that are friendly with country Z have successfully borrowed magic testing stones to test their magic physique.
People with magical physiques can enter the magic academy and study with the people of country Z.
The foreign identity that was envied in the past has completely reversed. Foreigners envy people with the nationality of country Z. Regardless of gender, age or status, everyone is eligible to learn magic, but they are also subject to restrictions. They must go through investigation and screening, and only those recognized by country Z can enter the magic academy to study.
By the time Chen Jingjing found the place to queue, there was a long queue in front of her with no end in sight. She counted silently in her mind: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...%&*@, but she couldn't count clearly at all.
"Hey, Lao Li, you are so old and you still come to take the test. Even if you can learn magic, will you go?"
Chen Jingjing took a look and saw that the man called Old Li by others had gray hair and a hunched back. He looked to be in his sixties or seventies.
"Is there anything wrong with being old? The country says it's never too late to learn anything. As long as you are willing to learn and as long as you have a magical physique, the country is willing to teach you!
Who knows, after learning this, I might even be able to live a dozen more years and become younger.”
Old Li touched his face, looking very excited. Time had taken away his youth but not his happiness.
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