Chapter 281 Additives: The Eternal God!
So now you know how Xuanyuan Wenqin felt when she ate Maltesers and potato chips.
I had only eaten pills before, and I thought all pills tasted the same. I was used to it and didn’t think they tasted bad.
Originally, I could endure darkness because I had never seen light. After eating modern chemically processed snacks, how could I endure bitter and astringent pills?
"What the hell was that? Pah! Pah! Pah!" He took another bite and the taste rushed into his brain, making him deeply doubt his previous sense of taste.
When I left, they were no longer in my mind. I was only thinking about the snack shelves in Lingshan Supermarket. Who could resist the temptation of something so delicious and that could improve one's cultivation?
[Don’t take medicine carelessly. If you are not careful, you may end up killing someone. Lin Xinhuan has bad intentions.]
[Have you forgotten? Lin Xinhuan is the master of a national treasure-level master. Will the pills she prescribed cause problems? ]
A comment from a netizen enlightened others. Yes, Lin Xinhuan has another identity. She is a national treasure among national treasures of traditional Chinese medicine. She has too many identities, and since she doesn't publicize it in a high-profile manner, everyone forgets about it.
No matter how difficult the disease is, it has to be conquered in front of her. If Jia Jia really has problems with her eating in front of everyone, her reputation will be ruined. Even a person as stupid as a pig would not do this.
[It might be some kind of weight loss drug, and it is used to pretend to be a marrow cleansing pill, what a joke]
[If immortal cultivation really exists, why do we need Lin Xinhuan to teach us? If marrow cleansing is really possible, I will eat shit while standing upside down]
【Huanxi Wanfeng: This is what you said, I have taken a screenshot】
【Huanhuan! Huanhuan is here too! 】
As soon as the familiar account appeared, many lurking netizens were attracted. Lian Jiajia was also excited. She adjusted her clothes and tried her best to give a good impression to her idol.
But her condition seemed to be not good. She sniffed around but couldn't find the source: "Why does it smell so bad?"
He wanted to cover his nose with his hands in disgust, but found that the smell became stronger and stronger. He glanced down and saw black mud on his hands.
"Ggh, gh, what's going on? I can't take it anymore, it stinks."
I discovered that it wasn't just my palms that were covered in mud. When I pulled up my sleeves, I saw that even the inside of my clothes was covered in mud. It was moist and sticky, like a mixture of water, oil, and mud. The skin all over my body was like that, as if I had taken a mud bath.
The Beluga cat's eyes widened: "Meow meow meow! I didn't expect my servant to be made of shit. How much sand do I need to bury her?"
She used her teeth to pull the cat litter piled in the corner of the room over and said, "Meow, meow, meow, I have paid too much for this family. I am so tired."
It had seen Jia Jia before, and was pouring out the sand for burying feces from this bag, preparing to bury Jia Jia in the sand.
[If I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn’t have believed that dirty things could come out of the skin. It must have seeped out of the skin, right?]
[Is it because of special effects? ]
[Tm special effects, this is a live broadcast! Didn't you see the cat's reaction? It almost said, "Hurry up and bury the shit scooper in the sand. You can't smell it, but you can imagine how smelly the anchor is right now.]
[The host must have applied some chemical substance in the live broadcast room, and it is only starting to take effect now. I don’t believe it. It has any marrow cleansing effect.]
There are still people who can never wake up and are pretending to sleep, and they attribute what they see to science.
"Gee! I can't take it anymore. Gee, I'm going to take a shower first. It stinks. Gee, wait for me."
Lin Xinhuan watched Jia Jia vomiting and talking to netizens at the same time, then she ran to the bathroom, holding her stomach with laughter, and collapsed on Lu Xinran: "Hahaha~ Ouch~ My stomach hurts, it's not that I have no sympathy, it's just that it's really too funny."
Lu Xinran was speechless: "Your sense of humor is too low." With a look of disdain on her face, she quickly pulled Lin Xinhuan's body back with one hand.
I'm very glad that Lin Xinhuan has become more alive. It's not that she was a dead person before. Now the Lin Xinhuan who smiles like a fool is the lively her.
When she was in Lin's, she was like a standard rich girl wearing a mask, entering and leaving banquets gracefully and elegantly;
After returning to her biological parents, she contacted Lin Xinhuan on WeChat for the first time. She became more real, but there was always a hint of indifference between the lines. It was not the unfamiliar indifference between strangers, but the indifference of being detached from the world.
She witnessed Lin Xinhuan's gradual changes with her biological parents. Whether she heard it from others or saw it with her own eyes, they used their love to pull Lin Xinhuan back to the ground and made her a real and tangible person.
Well, even more childish ones.
Lu Xinran was reluctant to help Lin Xinhuan tidy up her messed up clothes.
Half an hour passed, and even without the host, netizens were still having heated discussions in the comment section.
Netizens who happened to pass by were surprised. What was going on in this live broadcast room? There was no anchor, but the number of viewers was so high!
This is a fast-paced era. If you don’t attract attention immediately, all the traffic will be gone in an instant.
Curiosity acted as a hook to hook them, and they dived in the live broadcast room waiting for the follow-up.
Some people urged Lin Xinhuan to start live streaming, as they couldn't wait to know what they would learn in the next class. Lin Xinhuan remained unmoved and used actions to express the mystery of the content.
I complained in my heart: What? You want me to work overtime? That's impossible! Not in this life, not in the next life!
Jia Jia's fans are gloating over the misfortune [Hehe, there will be a day when the stinky baby will be stinky by himself, my revenge is finally taken]
【Brothers, please tell me】
[Choubao was catching people on the street. It was a street challenge of 3 kinds of stinky food. Unfortunately, I was the passerby who was caught.
I was naive at the time and thought that if the food was edible, how could it be so smelly? I defeated stinky tofu and soy milk, but lost to stinky mandarin fish.
I still can't forget that smiling face of Choubao. He must be joking with me! 】
[Me too, I have a bad taste, I like to see others being stinky and unable to accept it]
【Then why do you still pay attention to her? 】
[Oh, it’s a long story. It just stinks, but I actually think it tastes good. If I don’t stink once a day, I lose my appetite.]
"Okay, I caught you guys saying bad things about me, so I'm going to prepare the ultimate stinky food for you."
Jia Jia felt unprecedentedly relaxed. She came out of the bathroom with a shower cap wrapped on her head. There was hot air rolling behind her, and the steam poured out from the door all of a sudden, like ethereal fairy air.
She used up the entire bottle of shower gel and rubbed her skin hard with a bath towel before she washed off the dirt on her body.
When I squatted down to clean up the dirty things blocking the floor drain, I realized that every word Lu Xinran said had its reason.
I changed into clean pajamas, but somehow I had to hold up my trousers even though I was wearing them just right. I couldn't keep the original clothes anymore and they couldn't be washed clean, so I threw them into the trash can and put them in a few more bags to prevent the smell from escaping.
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