Chapter 331 The Love of Furry Children
Every time he didn't press the lock, it was left hanging, just to keep away cats and make it easier for him to open the cabinet door. Who would have thought that the cat would open the lock by itself?
[I knew it was made up by a netizen right away. Animals are not that smart.]
[I can tell at a glance that the upstairs owner has never kept animals. My baby even knows to take money to buy groceries for me.]
[Ah, is this the "Home with Cute Baby" account? ]
【There is a cute baby at home: Yes】
[I am following this, the blogger is real, his dog is really super smart, the blogger just lies down and lets the dog raise him]
Lin Xinhuan's eyes sparkled. Isn't this her ideal life? It turns out that someone has enjoyed it for her. Tears welled up in her eyes. She turned around and stared at Yuwan and Baimao.
The white-haired creature dug its paws into the ground and tilted its head, signaling to Lin Xinhuan: Why are you looking at me? Look at that stupid wolf.
Silly Wolf, oh, no, Yuwan blinked innocently: I have handed in my salary card.
Lin Xinhuan nodded vigorously: Yes, the money is all with me, but why should I get up early to train!
The screams of a child being tortured by martial arts boxing.
[Oh my god, animals can’t become spirits, right?]
[What's so strange? Nowadays, humans can cultivate immortality and learn magic, but animals are not allowed to become spirits.]
[Will Baimao transform? He will definitely be a handsome prince after transforming~]
[Fishball is the coolest, a sunny and cheerful high school boy! ]
[No, no, no! Yuwan’s husband must be mixed-race, look at his deep eyes]
[Don't be crazy, you guys are still transforming? Can Lin Xinhuan do it? Don't forget that she doesn't know magic]
[Yes, magic spells can make people understand animal language. The blogger didn’t seem to say that she knows magic.]
[Someone failed in her attempt to pretend to be cool. She must be jealous of her brother who was able to study at the magic academy. I heard that the eldest son of the Lin family is a well-known figure in the magic academy.]
Lin Xinhuan's black question mark, is it referring to Lin Xingjin who ranked after ten thousand people in the magic academy assessment?
"Who said that only magic can understand animal language? Don't we have traditional ways of cultivation? Cultivating immortals." This is the skill that Lin Xinhuan picked out from the teaching video submitted by the Beast Sect. It is currently the most suitable skill for teaching.
The Beast Guard Sect mainly cultivates monsters as partners and focuses on attacking. Since the animals on Blue Star are not intelligent and have weak attacking power, most of the skills of the Beast Guard Sect cannot be used, so after the video was filmed, it gathered dust in Lin Xinhuan's collection folder.
The recent zombie incident in Country R has caused panic among the people. We would like to use the animal language to ease everyone's mind. The animal language symbol is used by the Beast Sect to inquire about the situation of animals with undeveloped intelligence.
As long as a contract is signed, a monster with intelligence can communicate with its master through telepathy and mental power. When the monster has cultivated to a certain level and can speak human language, there is no need for beast language symbols.
The Animal Language Talisman is a very simple little talisman, even simpler than drawing the Evolution Talisman.
Lin Xinhuan drew a few strokes and stuck them on Yuwan's body: "Yuwan, introduce yourself."
"Hello everyone, I am Yuwan,"
[Ahhhh, I understand. Yuwan’s voice is so gentlemanly, like the most loyal knight beside the princess.]
[Hehe, it's just a trick. Just install a microphone on the dog.]
"Hello, I want to say hello to my fans too."
Lin Xinhuan looked over and saw that the white-haired creature had pecked a beast language talisman and stuck it to its body.
Sure enough, as soon as the barrage of comments exploded, I wondered why she chose fish balls for demonstration. White hair is unreliable, and there is no hair on the mouth at all.
[Master Ben! Such a chuunibyou name! I like it! ]
[I thought Baimao was a prince, but his image was ruined as soon as he opened his mouth]
[Which human being could come up with this line? I firmly believe that it was said by Baimao himself.]
"I am so handsome and elegant, I will definitely make my fans crazy."
[Not bad, not bad. It seems that we supervised him to study and he really learned it. He can speak idioms now.]
[My son, who is in the third grade, has a larger vocabulary. Come to my house to teach. I will give him enough shrimps.]
"What you said has been broadcast."
"......"
Baimao didn't move his body, but he turned his head stiffly and looked at the screen: "......"
The next second, it flapped its wings and disappeared; "How embarrassing!"
The audience in the live broadcast room heard it clearly. It would take Baimao a lifetime to heal from this incident.
Yuwan shook his fluffy hair, and the facts proved that he should talk less.
[Do you like the animal language talisman? I can finally know what my Tang Yuan is thinking about every day. I really want to know! ]
[Turtle Jelly: I have already drawn it. It is much simpler than the Purification Talisman and requires less spiritual energy.]
[Me too! I didn’t draw the purification talisman before, and I thought I had no talent for drawing talismans. Hehe, this time I have confidence again.]
[The most affectionate person in city B: Huh? How come everyone can draw talismans? Am I the only one who has never been good at drawing since kindergarten? I have only been able to draw the sun, flowers and houses since I was a child.]
[Gui Linggao: ...My heart is dead. I advise all pet owners not to listen to their pets’ feelings easily. Otherwise, once your heart is broken, you won’t be able to get it back together even with tape.]
【??? What’s going on? I want to know!】
[Girlfriend of Guilinggao: Hahahaha, our Qiuqiu especially likes to rub against his father, asking for hugs and cuddle time. That enthusiasm once made me jealous, but...]
[What? What? What is it that I, a VIP member, cannot listen to?]
Lin Xinhuan also had a look of delight on her face, with her eyes closer to her phone.
[Qiuqiu said: Xiaoling smells so good today, it feels like I'm licking her, it has my favorite smell]
[Dogs’ favorite smell is…]
Lin Xinhuan has already supplemented her brain. It seems that the netizen Gui Linggao really loves the toilet. Why can men digest so smoothly and spend the whole day in the toilet?
Gui Linggao was right, his children really loved him very much.
Gui Linggao has shut himself off from the world and wants to leave the human-filled online world like Baimao, but unfortunately he can't fly.
[The most affectionate person in city B: I need it so much! Who can sell me one? Xiaomi is so worried that he can’t even eat cat food recently. He has lost a lot of weight. I feel so bad]
【Gui Linggao: You are in city B, right? We are also in city B. I will send all of them to you. I don’t want to listen to my dog’s voice anymore. As long as we don’t talk, there can still be love between father and son~】
[The most affectionate person in city B: yes, yes, yes]
[Gui Linggao: No need to give me money, I want to know what happens next]
Lin Xinhuan also raised her hand in front of the screen. Who doesn’t love gossip, even if it’s just gossip about a kitten?
Later, the most affectionate person in city B shared the story on the Internet. On the screen, there was a blue cat with a round body, spread out like a pancake, looking out the window with melancholy.
This? You've lost a lot of weight? How fat were you before?
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