Chapter 397 How to Go to the Toilet
Tengsi said goodbye to his cousin and boarded the airship that his butler had come to pick him up. When he got home, the tableware was already prepared on the dining table. When his family saw him coming back, they immediately announced that it was time to eat.
They sat together in a circle, each with a bottle of nutrient solution in front of them. Only in front of Tengsi were there a few red fruits. These were the fruits that Tengsi had tried and were edible, and they did not cause any side effects.
It used to be Tengsi’s favorite, but now whenever Tengsi picks up the fruit, he feels a sour taste in his teeth. The seeds are big and sour. How could he have thought it tasted good at that time?
Tengsi's father, Teng Guangzheng, felt very distressed when he saw his son's frail appearance: "Oh, if the things from that planet were still there, Tengsi would not be without food to eat."
"That planet?" Tengsi was very curious about the planet that his father occasionally visited, but his father never told him where the planet was. He just said that the humans there were very friendly and he would definitely like it very much.
As expected, my father remained silent again.
Tengsi couldn't eat the red fruits, so she took out three big steamed buns, one for herself, one for her father, and the last one for her mother.
"What is this?" Teng Guangzheng and Shu Meimei were at a loss as to what to do when faced with the cloud-like object.
Seeing their son putting it into his mouth, they were frightened and wanted to stop him. They recalled that once Tengsi almost died because she ate something strange. They never dared to let Tengsi try new things again.
"Father, yes, mother, don't be afraid, these are steamed buns, I have already eaten seven of them, nothing will happen.
My cousins can still eat spicy noodles and pickled mustard tubers, but my boss said I can’t eat them now, so he won’t sell them to me.”
The boy was aggrieved again, his throat felt dry, and he took out three bottles of mineral water: "Steamed bread tastes good with mineral water, you guys try it, this is what I saved by forbearing to eat, my cousin and sister finished it a long time ago."
Without knowing it, Teng Lixing sold out his cousin and received overt and covert hints from family members.
"Lixing, do you want to go to the gravity room? Take a look inside the gravity room to see if there are any white and soft equipment."
"???"
Everyone can enter the gravity room. There are no new equipments recently. All the equipments are made of machinery. Where can the white and soft equipments come from? Teng Lixing is at a loss.
"Lixing, is the nutritional liquid delicious? I think there is a white nutritional liquid. Buy it for me to try."
"???" Really? Big brother is so rich, why does he need a student like me to buy nutritional liquid for him?
Teng Guangzheng and Shu Meimei looked at each other. They felt they didn't want to let the children down. It was so hard to find something the children liked to eat, so how could they snatch the food away?
Teng Guangzheng took the steamed bun and tore off half of it: "Xiao Si, your mother and I will just eat half of it to taste it. We can also drink nutrient solution."
When they took the steamed buns, Teng Guangzheng wanted to retract what he had just said: The steamed buns are so delicious! These seven big words fell on their heads.
Shocking! So shocking! It was like going back to the moment when he and the child's mother fell in love in the vast starry sky.
I finished half of it in one bite, and when I saw that Tengsi had also finished the two and a half, I felt regretful. Why did I swallow it whole without even tasting it?
"Father, I feel like there's something weird about me." Tengsi's expression was not right, her facial features were distorted, and she looked speechless.
Teng Guangzheng and Shu Meimei were anxious and called out to the home medical robot: "Doctor, come quickly!"
Could it be that the steamed bread is poisonous? It just takes a long time for the poison to take effect!
"Xiao Si, how do you feel?"
"My stomach is bloated and it feels like something wants to be released from my butt." I tried to hold it in, but my heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys all started to feel uncomfortable.
After the three of them thought of countless bad things, the home medical robot came to a conclusion.
"What! Normal defecation for humans!"
"Yes, thousands of years ago, humans had to deal with physiological problems every day and excrete in the toilet. Because of the existence of nutrients, interstellar humans can absorb every drop of nutrients and do not have to excrete useless substances. They can save time to do more meaningful and valuable things."
Teng Guangzheng and Shu Meimei have never seen what defecation looks like since they were born, and their parents probably have never used the toilet either.
"Doctor, bring up the defecation instructional video. Xiaosi, go to the toilet and learn while you defecate."
Teng Guangzheng, as expected of a business owner who manages tens of thousands of people, made a decision quickly.
"Okay, the tutorial video is too old, it will take three minutes to find, please be patient."
"Three minutes! I can't wait any longer, come with me to the bathroom first!" The power seemed to be released in the next second. How could he wait for three more minutes? Tengsi had a feeling that if he waited another three minutes, something would happen that would embarrass him for the rest of his life!
Looking at his son who was in a hurry, Teng Guangzheng sighed: "Fortunately, we like old-style buildings. Anyway, the land area is large, so we thought it would be okay to have an antique toilet. Now it has become a lifesaver."
I am so glad that I made the decision at that time.
"Steamed buns, steamed buns, toilets, toilets, I have to study what ancient toilets looked like." Teng Guangzheng runs a construction company. Toilets caught his attention, so he immediately started researching.
Looking at the back of the child's father as he left in high spirits, Shu Meimei shook her head helplessly. Her husband was just like that. Once he encountered something that interested him, his mind would be too busy for anything else. You see, he even left without caring about the child's situation.
However, isn't it because of his serious and focused look that she likes him? She put on a happy smile, but suddenly frowned: "What's that smell so bad?"
Once you take a step forward, you will walk away. Who is the son? It doesn't matter.
This night is destined to be a lively night~
There were agitations in many places on the Star of Life: "Ahhh! I can't take it anymore, my stomach hurts so much!"
"I can't hold it anymore, what's going on, send me to the hospital!"
"Hey, your butt stinks."
"My butt is a little itchy. Something is coming out."
"Toilet! Where is the toilet! Help!"
The lucky ones who found the toilet went in anxiously and came out with a look of relief on their faces. They had never felt so relaxed before. They felt lighter and lighter, as if they were about to fly to the sky.
Those who failed to find the toilet had a dark history in their lives. They were broken into pieces and could never be put together again.
I swore never to eat anything from Lingshan Canteen again, but I got up early the next day and took the public shuttle to school.
"Very good." Lingshan Canteen closed its door again, and he walked into the classroom with a bitter face.
The professors were confused: What's wrong with these students? Don't they love attending classes? Why do they look so listless?
Lin Xinhuan, who was being talked about, was still sleeping happily in her quilt. Who could be as comfortable as she was these days?
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