Chapter 405 The Toilet is Important
The writing of country Z is very exquisite. A few words can bring out the image of a character, not to mention that it is one of the four great classics that everyone in country Z reads over and over again, and everyone can discover new insights from it every time.
"General Hua Rong is so handsome. He can be a soldier and a commander. He is even more powerful than Shark Chi." Because the era background is very different from that of the interstellar world, Lin Xinhuan can only replace the words that the interstellar people can understand, killing a lot of her brain cells. She covered her head and shouted in her heart: "Take them all to study the history of Country Z!"
When you are under someone's roof, you have to bow your head and agree with their views with a smile.
"One arrow killed three geese. My laser cannon is not so accurate. How come the small arrow is like a locator in General Hua Rong's hand?"
In their understanding, Lin Xinhuan was telling a historical story, which was roughly the 40th century on Blue Star, when the level of technology and weapons was extremely backward.
They are still short-sighted. The Water Margin took place in the 40th century, which was also a historical story. They cannot imagine that the time span is so long.
The students of Sale's school who admired the power of force admired Hua Rong even more. Professor Pu Yi, who was lurking in the crowd, was full of admiration: If he could go with him, would the ending be different?
Whether it is the knowledgeable Professor Pu Yi or the students who only know how to study, they are completely attracted by Lin Xinhuan's story, and their hearts are like a worm crawling, what will happen to General Hua Rong next, will he be hurt, and who is Song Jiang?
They wished they had X-ray vision so they could see through the packaging and see the true appearance of the cards. They collected all 108 cards and asked Lin Xinhuan to tell them about them for three days and three nights.
"Great! I'm the Huarong General!" The newly-crowned little fan was lucky enough to get the idol's photo card, which was a huge honor.
"So jealous~ I want it too~ Mine is called Little Tornado, Chai Jin, does Little Tornado mean very curly?"
"I am the Flower Monk, Lu Zhishen, and he doesn't have any flowers on him. What's the story behind this, boss?"
Twenty packs were opened one by one just to see the characters on the small cards. Whale Ruo Ruo was also thinking that if he opened twenty packs a day, he could collect 108 small cards in about 6 days.
The longest road in the world is nothing more than the routine of merchants. How can we get children to buy more dry crispy noodles? So we set up rare cards. If you are unlucky, you will not be able to draw rare cards even if you eat dry crispy noodles for a lifetime, and you will not be able to collect 108 heroes.
This is the same probability as winning the jackpot by scratching the lottery ticket.
Lu Zhishen, Lu Zhishen, Lu Zhishen, Lu Zhishen. Half of the twenty packs were Lu Zhishen. Whale Ruo Ruo only collected three character cards. He wailed in pain and looked back: "I took them all out so that I could take them back for my sister to eat."
I felt a dull pain in my buttocks. You know, her sister could knock people away with one punch, and her hand speed was super fast, and she sealed the package again.
As a result, Whale Chuchu had no idea that there was a card in the dry noodles until she heard about the Water Margin. Only then did she realize that it was something in the dry noodles she ate every day.
Seeing their depressed looks, Lin Xinhuan smiled secretly. It is not that easy to collect them all. If she could collect a set, she would definitely be the envy of both adults and children.
It's either luck or wealth. Rich people like Tengsi directly paid 100 star coins for a character card. Nisusui heard the sound of coins rustling, pinched the card, and hesitated.
She had the card that Tengsi wanted in her hand. She looked at other people and saw that none of them had the same character as her. It was just a card, but she could get it in exchange for 100 star coins.
He looked at Tengsi hesitantly, and when he turned around, all the cards were put into the space equipment.
"Which character on which card has a story to tell? Tell me now!" After being informed of the importance of the card, the person who left the canteen first immediately shifted his attention from someone wanting his card to the story he could tell.
He held it tightly in his hand, not giving anyone else the chance to take it away.
The entertainment life of interstellar people is very scarce. The stories they have heard most since childhood are interstellar history. The official version of interstellar history has no hypnotic ability. Most interstellar people have not even turned more than ten pages of interstellar history after they have passed their infancy.
"Oh, it's about General Hua Rong." Although he spoke discontinuously and forgot some details, he still attracted a group of people who were waiting in the back and had not heard the story.
The student holding the crispy noodles regretted so much that his face turned green. If he had been a step slower, he would have heard the complete version. Why did he want to go back to the dormitory to enjoy the food alone at that time? This is what the boss said: It is better to enjoy it alone than to enjoy it with others!
"Hey, look at this photo of mine, isn't it General Hua Rong?"
"Really!"
"Great! I'm going to cover him with a glass cover. I declare that General Hua Rong is now my idol!"
"Let me see. Let us see."
Still dreaming of being the last one, he stretched his neck out, vowing to compete with the swan's neck, but what he saw was a sea of colorful heads.
I scratched my head and regretted that I was a step slow and couldn't catch up with the first row. I swore that I would be the first one after class tomorrow.
As the inventory became less and less, Lin Xinhuan's smile became wider and wider, and she felt the joy of a social animal counting down to the end of get off work on Friday.
"Did you say that?"
Her ears couldn't help but prick up.
"I said it, why didn't you say it?"
“Will the school listen to us?”
"I think so."
"???" The incoherent words aroused Lin Xinhuan's strong curiosity: "What big thing is going to happen in school?"
Pull the high chair over with one hand, move your butt to the left, and crush a bag of dry crispy noodles. You are ready to eat the melon. Please start your speeches.
The two students looked at each other. This set of movements looked familiar. Wasn’t this the set of movements they just used to listen to a story? They were going to publish a book about it in the future called “Special Process for Listening to Stories”.
When the real owner arrived, they complained: "It's because the school toilet is too small. The queue is so long that it takes a long time to get there. If I didn't have good endurance, I would have shit in my pants pocket."
Good endurance is used for pooping? But the toilet is small. If she hadn't been so shameless as to cut in line yesterday, she might have been the one to poop.
Lin Xinhuan took another look and silently gave the first girl an extra string of meatballs.
"The toilet had been in disrepair for a long time, and the door was broken. It opened by itself even though no one was closing it. I was almost scared to death."
"I don't know if it's my imagination, but after going to the toilet, my irritability has decreased a lot."
"Me too, it's like taking off the gravity ring, so light that I can fly."
The two chattered, but their eyes were fixed on the food in Lin Xinhuan's hand. They couldn't take their eyes off it. They noticed that the amount of oden was wrong: "Boss, give me an extra string of meatballs."
“Oh,” Lin Xinhuan said calmly, “I heard that you had a miserable life, so I gave you more.”
But the other party was moved to tears and left the boss. Who still pampered me, "Wuwuwu, I want to withdraw my application. It doesn't matter if there is a long queue for the toilet. What matters is that the boss feels sorry for me and can eat more meatballs~"
Lin Xinhuan withdrew manually, the toilet is very important!
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