Bai Yifan silently took a step back and stood behind Leng Yebai, slowly revealing a head with a forced smile.
"Rest assured, she will live forever in our hearts. May she rest in peace!"
After saying that, Bai Yifan promptly pulled his head back.
He said his piece, and left the rest to his brother-in-law.
As a member of the "parasite army," he mooches off his older sister, parents, grandparents, and even his brother-in-law.
They live off their parents with a sense of entitlement.
He's weak, so he lives off his parents.
If you're not happy, you can come and beat him up. The only condition is that you have to be able to beat his parents, grandparents, and older sister.
Oh, and there's also someone who seems to be my brother-in-law.
The reason it's only suspected is to see if he helps me later. If he doesn't, I'll just pick another brother-in-law to recognize.
Is he telling the truth?
Suddenly, Wang Ge's fierce aura vanished, and he became extremely peaceful, so peaceful that no one could discern his current emotions.
Wang Ge stretched out his long, slender fingers slightly, looking at them with an ambiguous expression.
It was like the calm before a storm.
Before Leng Yebai could answer, Bai Yifan secretly tugged at Leng Yebai's clothes from behind.
"Brother Leng, you should talk to him properly," Bai Yifan said in a low voice.
This is really bad! Why is Wang Ge so eager to expose his identity as a cross-dressing master?
He probably doesn't want to make a big fool of himself, does he?
Bai Yifan clasped his hands together, hoping that God would protect him. He was most afraid of losing his dignity as a man in public.
...Besides his male dignity, he didn't know what else he had left!
He lacked the masculinity and composure of a man; all he possessed was a facade of dignity.
Leng Yebai glanced at Bai Yifan, his brows furrowed.
He's not very good at lying.
He hasn't yet mastered the skill of speaking human language to human beings and ghost language to ghosts.
The truth isn't that important to him; at worst, he'll just have to fight!
He had some doubts about Wang Ge, and a fight would help him better understand his background.
Rather than fighting, Leng Yebai actually wanted to see Bai Yifan's reaction.
Perhaps it's a case of loving someone because of their loved one, but Leng Yebai always felt that Bai Yifan was like his own younger brother.
Leng Yebai thought it was more fun to see his younger brother get his comeuppance than to mess with him.
Xiao Zhu must also really enjoy seeing her younger brother sniffing.
In this apocalyptic world, everyone is already having such a hard time. It's rare to find something to have fun with, so it would be such a waste if we just brushed it off.
Leng Yebai's lips moved as if he was about to speak, but Bai Yifan seemed to sense something.
"Brother-in-law, you need to explain this to Wang Ge quickly. He doesn't believe what I say, so you have to tell the truth!" Bai Yifan hurriedly tugged at Leng Yebai's clothes and shouted again, clearly, "Brother-in-law, just say it! Let him know this bad news as soon as possible."
The title "brother-in-law" wasn't given lightly.
Whether he can continue to use that name in the future depends on whether Leng Yebai speaks up for him.
"...cough cough."
Leng Yebai, who was about to speak, coughed lightly and swallowed back the words he was about to say.
She shifted her body slightly, calmly shielding Bai Yifan behind her, and only breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that she had protected him properly.
Brother-in-laws and the like need to be protected.
It's just lying!
Calling someone "brother-in-law" is a good deal, so Leng Yebai immediately decided to go along with Bai Yifan's words.
He can also make up lies.
Start writing from where they died a horrible death.
"Xiao Fan is right. That... girl is indeed dead. She died a terrible death. Her eyeballs were gouged out and eaten by the zombie. You know, zombies aren't picky eaters; they'll swallow anything, whether it tastes good or not. The zombie that ate her ate very quickly and chewed very fast. We couldn't find her eyeballs no matter how hard we looked, so in the end, she could only be cremated with the zombie."
Leng Yebai was talking nonsense with a straight face.
"That's not the worst part. The worst part is that a strong wind came during the cremation, and a lot of the ashes were scattered. But we still insisted on pouring the remaining little bit of ashes into the pit we had dug beforehand, otherwise it would have benefited the surrounding flowers and plants."
"Unfortunately, it suddenly rained heavily last night for some reason. Before we could fill the grave, the rainwater filled the entire pit. The ashes were diluted and could not be retrieved no matter how hard we tried. So we had to bury them in a half-water, half-soil pit."
"Water, soil, ashes, and rainwater mixed together almost looked like a non-Newtonian liquid. It looked quite fun. Yiyi was such a thoughtful girl. Even in death, she allowed us to relive our childhood and play in the mud."
“However, we respected her remains. We only played with the mud for two hours and then stopped. We added some more soil to her grave, but the rain was too heavy and the grave was gone by the next morning.”
"Alas! What a pity!" Leng Yebai sighed expressionlessly. "Xiao Fan cried and begged for a tombstone, but he couldn't find the right spot anywhere."
Bai Yifan: ...
The Bai family: ...
Who says Leng Yebai can't lie?
His words were so poignant they brought tears to the eyes of all who heard them!
Bai Yifan stood silently behind Leng Yebai, one hand covering his eyes and the other holding himself.
In such a cold world, and with Leng Yebai's ability to spout nonsense, he felt that only he himself could give him a little warmth.
The Bai family members glanced at the living Bai Yifan, then at the serious-looking Leng Yebai, and their lips twitched violently.
Could it be that Leng Yebai has been spending too much time with his family, causing him to become increasingly nonsensical?
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