Two hours later.
The blue and white bus was "stranded" in a river that looked deep, but was actually only just deep enough to cover the bus's tires.
"Xiao Fan, get yourself in the right mood, just open the car window and cry in a bit," Bai Xizhu said.
"What? I need to build up my emotions?" Bai Yifan wiped his eyes, tears streaming down his face. "Sis, just open the window! Do you want to wail like a baby, or just sob like a delicate, affected cry?"
Bai Yifan pursed his thin lips, his face showing faint signs of scorching.
It was obvious that the Bai family had just witnessed a scene of filial piety and parental love.
"Can you wail and cry loudly, the kind that carries far?" Bai Xizhu thought for a moment, then added, "Like someone who's dead..."
Towards the end, Bai Xizhu didn't reveal the meaning behind her words, but she glanced at Bai Anhai almost imperceptibly.
Bai Yifan understood instantly.
He cried as if his own father had died.
"Sis, what you really want is to punish me by making me cry my eyes out so I can't read novels, right?" Bai Yifan blinked and 'corrected'.
He'll die... and then... he might not be able to cry.
If he's not allowed to read novels, he'll definitely cry very, very, very sadly.
"Ahem, right, think about it, the internet was cut off after the apocalypse, and you'll never see the finale of 'My Whole Family Are Big Shots After Rebirth in the Apocalypse' again. Aren't you heartbroken?" Bai Xizhu coughed lightly, feeling a little guilty.
I hope Dad didn't understand what she was implying!
"Got it! It's just heart-wrenching crying!" Bai Yifan clenched his fist, silently gathering his emotions, then waved his hand, "Alright, that's enough."
Seeing that Bai Yifan was ready, Bai Xizhu silently walked to the car window and opened it.
As the car window opened, Bai Yifan let out a heart-wrenching scream.
That sound...like someone who's dead!
So sad and miserable.
It's heartbreaking to hear, and brings tears to my eyes to smell.
Bai Yifan's crying, with its ups and downs, continued for a very long time.
The Bai family: ...
Bai Anhai glanced at Bai Yifan and Bai Xizhu, a few drops of purple lightning seeping from between his fingers.
Haha, why does he feel a little itchy to punch someone?
Were these two siblings just implying that their biological father died?
If this were before the apocalypse, he would definitely have sent the siblings inside to stay for a few days.
For spreading rumors, those with minor offenses may be detained for up to five days, while those with serious offenses may be detained for five to fifteen days.
If Bai Anhai performs normally, the siblings will be guilty of defamation and will be entitled to free room and board for three years.
"Waaah—"
Bai Yifan took out a tissue, sat on the sofa, and burst into tears.
It wasn't a dry wail without tears, but a sob where every tear fell steadily down my face.
"Ahem, Xiao Zhu, we are now..." Leng Yebai's lips twitched slightly.
The bus was filled with Bai Yifan's loud crying, creating a strangely tragic atmosphere.
How about we cry a couple of times, just to make a gesture?
"Let's lie on the sofa and pretend to be dead! Grandma, let's cool our bodies down."
Bai Xizhu felt that no one else was crying as sadly as Bai Yifan, and it would be easy to give herself away, so she simply had her whole family lie down on the sofa.
"Just pretend you've been poisoned or something. Don't make a sound, and don't make a sound if anyone comes in either," Bai Xizhu instructed before lying on the sofa and pretending to be dead.
Concern leads to confusion.
A seemingly flawed disguise might just be the one that achieves the best results.
"Okay!"
Liu Jing thought pranks were actually quite fun, and white frost spilled from her fingertips, quickly affecting everyone.
In the sweltering summer heat, the Bai family felt instantly refreshed.
"good."
Leng Yebai decisively sat down next to Bai Xizhu, tilted his head towards her, and "fainted".
The Bai family has always doted on Bai Xizhu, and they do whatever Bai Xizhu asks them to do.
As long as it's not as embarrassing as Bai Yifan's crying, it's fine.
Bai Yifan blinked as he cried.
At this moment, he felt he could add some drama to his own story.
"Sis, you died such a terrible death!"
Bai Yifan's tears fell in a torrent as he sobbed that his older sister was dead.
The sound was melodious and lingering, like the sound of relatives crying uncontrollably during a funeral procession.
"Grandpa, Grandma, Mom, Brother Leng, you all died tragically too!"
"Dad, may you rest in peace."
Bai Yifan wiped away his tears and gave a series of "greetings" in a melodious and rhythmic manner.
Bai Anhai's "serene" face twitched almost imperceptibly.
That kid, you didn't beat him enough.
Instinctively, Bai Anhai prepared to "come back to life" and beat Bai Yifan up, but before he could do so, he sensed someone coming from outside.
Bai Anhai frowned slightly, remembering Bai Xizhu's words, and immediately relaxed his body, pretending to be dead.
"Xiao Fan! What's wrong with you guys?!"
A familiar voice came from the car window, a voice filled with panic and trembling violently.
That voice... belonged to the Bai family couple they knew before.
Bai Anhai twitched his fingers slightly, about to sit up and say that the family was playing together, but he was pressed down on the sofa by a force and remained motionless.
It's ramie.
Xiao Zhu gave him a hint, so Bai Anhai stopped opening his eyes and silently pretended to be dead.
"Waaaaah... Uncle and Aunt, my dad is dead!"
Bai Yifan wiped his snot and tears from his face and burst into tears.
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