"Seriously, if you don't work hard, there will always be zombies who work harder than you. If one day some zombie king who can't reveal his name turns into a human and really takes over, you won't even have time to cry!"
Fan Liping got more and more excited as he spoke.
Having spent so much time in the zombie village, Fan Liping rarely had the chance to gossip. But now, as he chatted with Leng Yebai, Fan Liping became more and more excited.
"What if Xiao Zhu doesn't care about zombies? Wouldn't it be easier for a certain zombie king to rise to power?"
Fan Liping sat down in his chair, poured himself a glass of water, and continued, "I heard some gossip from my wife about a certain zombie king. Do you want to hear it?"
Leng Yebai slowly moved his body and sat opposite Fan Liping. He didn't say a word, but his rotting eyes stared straight at Fan Liping.
He looked like he was going to kill you if you didn't continue.
Fan Liping was not afraid.
Having lived in a zombie abode for so long, he's actually quite accepting of zombies.
With no more sounds of pain from Fan Tangtang and his father, Fan Liping's gossipy nature burned like wildfire, becoming uncontrollable.
Anyway, the zombie king isn't around, so I can gossip however I want.
"I heard that the reason why Xiaozhu's boyfriends all fell out was because she had a class monitor she couldn't talk about! That class monitor, taking advantage of being her old classmate, kept sowing discord between them, causing Xiaozhu to be dumped several times indirectly!" Fan Liping nudged Leng Yebai with his elbow. "Men's thoughts are easy to understand, right? If it were us, we would definitely do the same thing."
Leng Yebai nodded solemnly, his face contorted with sullen resignation.
If he encounters Xiaozhu and she has a boyfriend, he will also try to sow discord between them!
She did just as much as that unspeakable male classmate!
"Think about it! Before, you were human, and your male classmate was a zombie, so you might have been too shy to pursue Xiaozhu. Now that you've become a zombie, and you're even slightly less attractive than a certain zombie king, doesn't that give him a chance to take your place?"
"Smack!"
Leng Yebai slammed his rotting hand heavily on the bedside table, leaving a black handprint.
That zombie king is such a green tea b*tch!
"Calm down, calm down!" Fan Liping silently pulled out a bag of sunflower seeds, cracking them open while gossiping, "So, do you think you can keep being so颓废 (颓废 is a difficult word to translate directly, but it implies a state of listlessness, apathy, and a lack of motivation)? You won't even know how you got dumped!"
Leng Yebai slowly shook his head, his face contorted in decay.
But when he saw the rotting flesh on his face in the mirror, he hesitated.
Xiaozhu must have nightmares every night looking at this face!
After all, she was so gentle, kind, and delicate.
"What are you hesitating about?" Fan Liping sighed, adding fuel to the fire. "Do you really think it's good to be the cold uncle of Xiao Zhu's child in the future?"
Leng Yebai paused for a moment, then said, "Xiao Zhu's child must be the most adorable child in the world."
But if it were Zhang Yiming's child, Leng Yebai didn't think it would be so cute.
Only his and Xiaozhu's child can be the most adorable child in the world.
"Tsk tsk tsk, you're still giving up on yourself here!" Fan Liping shook his head while cracking sunflower seeds. "A certain zombie king whose name I can't reveal has already started going out to explore with Xiao Zhu. If you don't work harder, you'll really become an ex."
Leng Yebai clenched his rotting fist, black blood seeping out, revealing a section of white bone fragments.
Startled, Fan Liping quickly turned his head to look elsewhere.
"You're scaring me too much! Look at that zombie king who can't reveal his name, he never shows his bones in front of Xiaozhu!" Fan Liping curled his lips. "You're a girl, you'd be scared to death."
Leng Yebai awkwardly let go, and one rotting finger covered the other rotting finger.
The bone fragments on the lower fingers were barely covered, but the bone fragments on the other hand were exposed.
Leng Yebai blinked his rotting eyes and silently put his hands into his pockets.
Fan Liping: ...
It seems that using reverse psychology is quite effective.
"So, do you know what to do?" Fan Liping gave Leng Yebai a thumbs-up gesture.
As long as I improve my superpowers and become as human-like as a certain zombie king, I won't have to worry about a third party interfering in my relationship!
"Understood!" Leng Yebai nodded affirmatively, his hoarse voice reaching Fan Liping's ears, "As long as you're even more of a green tea b*tch than that shameless zombie king, that's fine!"
Fan Liping's lips twitched as he looked at Leng Yebai, whose face was covered in rotting flesh.
I never imagined that Leng Yebai could say something like that.
Moreover, the story about a certain zombie king being a scheming woman and breaking up Bai Xizhu's previous boyfriends was all made up by him.
He believed that a certain zombie king wouldn't be so shameless.
Unexpectedly, with just a few words, he was about to cultivate a new generation of shameless zombies.
What's wrong with this world?
Even zombies that only wanted to devour flesh and blood started to resort to cunning tricks.
Isn't it good to absorb crystal nuclei with motivation?
Fan Liping's lips twitched violently, but he still nodded.
In his current state, Leng Yebai's only emotional support is Xiao Zhu.
If we don't encourage him with Xiaozhu, we probably won't be able to find any other way.
Sorry, you zombie king, I've tarnished your reputation!
Fan Liping figured that since everyone believed that the unnamed zombie king wasn't that kind of person and had good character, then...
It's not a big deal if Leng Yebai misunderstands him as a green tea bitch, right?
Anyway, he's not really a green tea b*tch!
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