"Let me tell you something. Do you remember those gorgeously dressed girls we saw on that pickup truck today?"
Mo Fei was talking about what they had seen and heard, looking like a cheerful man.
"Let me tell you, we followed this car to their destination."
"Just then, we arrived at the restaurant owned by my family, and discovered that those gorgeously dressed girls were bridesmaids at a wedding there."
"Let me tell you, the hostess of the wedding is a lady over sixty years old. It is said that she has been married eight times, and each time she received a large amount of savings from her husband."
"As luck would have it, the makeup artist couldn't come. Surprisingly, the guy driving the pickup truck actually knew how to do makeup, but it was just for the dead."
"After I put makeup on that sixty-year-old woman, she actually looked like a teenage girl. But the purpose of makeup is to make people look like they've been resurrected."
Tongzi, who had just come out of the cave, was stunned when he heard this.
[Why did the pig farmer next door come over here? ]
"Bang!"
Mo Fei wanted to say something, but Yi Zongjiu next to him gave him a big slap on the face.
"You said some things are okay, but could you please be more mindful of the situation? There are children here!"
Mo Fei thought of something and looked at Ye Yueyue who was standing there gnawing on pork belly.
There is actually a little kid here. Yes, it’s not easy for kids to understand these things.
I actually said those things in front of a child!
I really deserve to die...
"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore. I'll tell you something funny."
As people who love fun, they didn't miss anything that could tickle their funny bone while wandering around.
There are so many interesting things, and so many ridiculous topics.
"Let me tell you something. When I was buying these crispy cashew nuts, I saw an SUV pull up over there, and a man got out of the driver's seat."
Everyone sitting there except Yi Zongjiu was stunned.
Isn't it just one person coming down? What's so interesting about this?
"You have to know that the driver's seat of an off-road vehicle is usually higher, and a higher driver's seat means that the force when jumping out will be greater."
As Mo Fei spoke, a smile appeared on his face involuntarily.
"Let me tell you, the driver happened to be a fat guy. When he got out of the car, I don't know if it was due to disrepair or someone moved it, but he stepped on the manhole cover and fell down."
"But fortunately, this guy is fat enough that he got stuck on the manhole cover..."
After everyone understood the funny part, they immediately started laughing.
Especially Ye Yueyue, the meat in her mouth that she was still chewing suddenly popped out of her mouth due to laughing.
Ye Yueyue?a?a?a (???)? "How funny! How can someone be so fat?"
Ye Ming looked at his daughter who was laughing and squirting meat (????????????).
Brother Mo Fei, you can tell jokes, but can you please not tell jokes in this situation?
If you tell jokes while eating, the food might get stuck in your throat because of your laughter. Isn't this dangerous?
Ye Ming looked at Ye Yueyue who was laughing and silently sent a message to Yi Zongjiu who was next to Mo Fei.
After Yi Zongjiu took a look at the message on his mobile phone, he immediately grabbed Mo Feiming by the scruff of the neck and dragged this guy to the dining table.
"Just eat your meal and don't tell jokes here. You should know that laughing while eating might cause your food to choke on you."
To be honest, it was quite comical when Yi Zongjiu carried Mo Fei to the dining table like a cat.
It's like spraying a cat with a water gun. It feels like it can resonate with some scenes in the game without any sense of incongruity.
(Water gun spraying cat.jpg.)
The meal was finished very quickly. After the meal, the group went out for a walk to digest the food in tacit understanding.
"Let me continue with my previous joke. In many cases, these things can be made into movies and TV series."
Once Mo Fei, a fun-loving person, has the opportunity to share the fun he has discovered with others, he will not care about the occasion or time.
But now is the perfect time.
"I'm telling you, when they got stuck on the manhole cover in that house, someone called the police and asked the fire department to come and help..."
"Ajiu and I were watching them there, waiting for the fire truck to come. When the fire truck arrived, I don't know who was so unkind that they lifted the manhole cover."
"Anyway, one of the firefighters fell directly into the well when he got off the fire truck."
"At that time, there was another firefighter running around looking left and right, as if he was looking for the unlucky guy."
As Mo Fei spoke, he couldn't help laughing.
"After the fat guy was rescued, none of them knew what had happened. They all thought he had gone somewhere to have fun."
"Finally, I made a phone call. When I opened the manhole cover after hearing the phone ring, I found out...poof...this guy had fallen into the well..."
"What's even more ridiculous is that when that unlucky guy was discovered, when the captain asked him what he was doing in the well, he said, 'The sewer pipe is broken, I'm here to fix it...' Hahaha..."
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