"You stinky leaf!"
Yi Zhiyue pointed at Ye Ming and stammered.
"You...you actually...put...into my face..."
Yi Zhiyue stammered and spoke angrily before she finished her words.
"No, it was already three or four in the morning last night! Aren't you satisfied?"
"I'm already dying! I'm swollen! You're going to sleep on the sofa tonight! Don't get on my bed!"
"Make me another bowl of noodles right now! Don't add any toppings!"
Ye Ming felt a little aggrieved.
I just wanted to add some of my wife's favorite salt and pepper seasoning, why did she act like this?
…
"So... this is just salt and pepper. You didn't add anything to my noodles..."
Yi Zhiyue looked at Ye Ming with suspicion and said.
“Isn’t this nonsense?”
Ye Ming picked up the noodles on the table and dipped his chopsticks in some salt and pepper powder before slurping them up.
"If you think I've drugged you, just wait and see what happens after I try this salt and pepper powder."
Ye Ming knew very well what he had done last night. He was so horny that he almost stayed up all night without realizing it.
If I really stayed up all night, it wouldn't be swollen...
I feel like I can't get off the ground during this period.
Yi Zhiyue saw Ye Ming directly slurping the stuff called pepper and salt powder, and took the chopsticks suspiciously and dipped some to taste it.
Then she realized that these were really salt and pepper powder.
"You scared me to death. If you wanted to add salt and pepper to my food, you could just say no. Why did you have to be so secretive here? I thought you were trying to poison me..."
"I'm speechless. Do you know how speechless I was when I saw you pouring salt and pepper powder into my bowl of noodles just now?"
"You could have just said it, but you still had to make such a fuss..."
Ye Ming blinked.
"Just tell me? My dear wife, are you sure? Then I'll..."
"Now da-meh!"
Yi Zhiyue crossed her arms and pushed Ye Ming away.
"I want to rest tonight! You'd better not climb into my bed during this time! Even if you climb into my bed, don't touch me!"
Ye Ming: Σ(° △ °|||)︴
"My dear wife, you can't do this to me! I haven't done anything wrong, how can you kick me out..."
"You still say you did nothing wrong?"
Yi Zhiyue's right eyelid twitched, and she finally pointed at her trembling legs.
"I can barely stand up straight now, and you're still telling me you didn't do anything wrong? My body isn't as resilient as it was before my rebirth."
"I haven't even increased my tolerance yet..."
Upon hearing this, Ye Ming's eyes rolled and he picked up Yi Zhiyue like a princess.
"What the hell! Stinky Leaf! What do you want to do again?!"
"My dear wife, didn't you say that you have a weak endurance? I will enhance your endurance..."
Ye Ming returned to the bedroom with his wife in his arms, a Dragon King smile on his face.
…
"Grandpa...what are Mama, the Great Demon King, and Dad doing in the room? Why are they so noisy?"
Ye Yueyue, who was playing in the garden outside, heard strange noises coming from the room where Ye Ming and Yi Zhiyue were staying. She turned around and asked Ye Shouben next to her.
Ye Shouben, who was peeling green onions nearby, smiled like an aunt when he heard this.
"Xiao Yueyue, your father is bullying your mother. I guess you will have to sleep with your great-grandfather and great-grandmother again tonight..."
Ye Shouben said as he put away the peeled onions.
"Xiao Yueyue, go back to the room with your great grandfather to cook. Today, your grandfather will make you pork and green onion buns. Great grandfather's pork and green onion buns are delicious. If you don't like buns, your great grandfather can also make you pork and green onion pies..."
When Ye Yueyue heard this, she followed Ye Shouben to his room with her short legs.
As for the feud between Dad and Mommy...
She is just a little kid, what does she know?
For Ye Yueyue, food is more important than her father and mother.
…
The time was moved to the next day.
After Ye Ming helped Yi Zhiyue take a bath, he kissed Yi Zhiyue on the forehead.
Yesterday, I woke up in the afternoon and it was already three or four in the morning again.
It was even longer than yesterday, almost like I hadn’t slept all night.
Plus, I stayed up really late the night before, so unless I wake up hungry today, I won’t…
If Yi Zhiyue wants to wake up, she will have to wait until tomorrow.
Not only do I have to wait until tomorrow, I probably won’t be able to go out tomorrow.
…
I seem to have been a bit too aggressive recently, but there's nothing I can do about it, young people are full of energy...
What's more, in this kind of thing, boys are usually strong at first and then weak in the later stages, and then girls are weak at first and then strong in the later stages.
It was almost the same situation in my previous life.
Basically, Ye Ming was suppressing Yi Zhiyue in the beginning, then gradually the two became evenly matched, and finally, before Ye Ming's treatment was over, they basically lost all the battles.
"The cat food should be arriving soon. Sure enough, I'm still affected by the circumstances of my previous life..."
Ye Ming looked at the image on his phone and subconsciously made a special note when he was buying cat food.
"Please fix the cat food packaging so that people can't tell it's cat food. I heard someone has been poisoning cat and dog food recently, so please also hide the information on the delivery code..."
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