"Speaking of which, Chen Bai, how is your cat cafe doing now? Are there any good cats in there? The kind with good looks."
Ye Ming asked Shen Bai while eating.
"ah?"
Shen Bai, who was eating, was stunned for a moment.
"My cat cafe is running pretty well. There are quite a few cats in it now. What? You want to get a cat?"
"That's not the case..."
Ye Ming shook his head.
"I have a female tabby cat at home, and I'm wondering if you have any good-looking male cats to breed with..."
"ah?"
Shen Bai was stunned for a moment, then explained with a smile.
"I'm sorry, but the cats in my cat cafe can't breed at all. I sterilized them when I adopted them..."
"What the hell? Was he neutered when he was adopted?"
When Ye Ming looked at Chen Bai, he always felt that the guy in front of him seemed a little perverted.
Are they determined to make those cats lose their happiness for the rest of their lives?
"Oh, you should know that sterilization is good for cats' health..."
Shen Bai explained.
"Spaying a cat can increase its lifespan, and it won't cause the hassle of a female cat suddenly getting pregnant in a cat cafe and then having to deliver the baby."
As Shen Bai spoke, his eyes suddenly lit up as he looked at Ye Ming.
"Speaking of which, Brother Ye, your tabby cat shouldn't be neutered yet, right? If it isn't, would you like me to recommend a veterinary hospital with excellent service?"
Shen Bai patted his chest and promised.
"Let me tell you, the surgeon in charge at that pet hospital is an old friend of mine. He's very quick, accurate, and ruthless. He's guaranteed to remove a female cat's uterus within an hour."
"He's even faster at neutering male cats. In less than half an hour, the pet cat that just went in came out. I can say his technique is absolutely top-notch!"
"The reason he has such top-notch skills is not only because of his excellent skills, but also because I often give him stray cats for him to practice with."
Ye Ming looked at Shen Bai with horror.
No, you are a devil, right?
How many stray cats did you send for sterilization before that veterinarian developed such first-class sterilization techniques?
"Hey, hey, hey, what's with that expression?"
When Shen Bai looked at Ye Ming, he felt that this guy might be thinking about something impolite.
"I sterilize stray cats. Isn't that a good thing?"
As Chen Bai spoke, he took a big mouthful of rice and only continued speaking after he had swallowed it all.
"Even if a stray cat becomes pregnant and gives birth to kittens in the wild, there's no guarantee they'll survive. Many of the cats I know of have died prematurely due to the dirty and messy environment."
"Sterilizing them is a good thing. At least it won't cause stray cats to run around in the wild anymore..."
"Besides, after those cats are neutered, I will arrange for them to be adopted. After being neutered, they can live a worry-free life for the rest of their lives. Isn't that a good deal?"
"Emm..."
After looking at Chen Bai for a while, Ye Ming asked a soul-searching question.
"If you were sterilized, you could live a comfortable life for the rest of your life, would you sterilize yourself?"
Shen Bai scratched his head.
"To be honest, I definitely don't want to do this. After all, I'm capable of taking care of myself and my children, so I wouldn't consider this kind of thing."
"Speaking of which..."
Shen Bai looked at Ye Ming.
"If you were given the choice, would you be sterilized?"
Ye Ming felt a little embarrassed and touched his nose.
"Um... I'm sorry, I'm already dead."
"Fuck!"
Shen Bai looked at Ye Ming in surprise.
"Why did you get yourself sterilized? Oh, right, it seems like you already have children, so it doesn't seem to matter if you don't have those two things."
"Well……"
Ye Ming looked at Chen Bai speechlessly.
"Do you have any misunderstanding about human sterilization?"
As soon as Ye Ming saw Shen Bai's confused look, he knew that this guy must have sterilized his pets frequently, which led him to think that sterilizing a person was the same as sterilizing a pet, and all he had to do was remove the testicles.
"Let me tell you, our sterilization is..."
Ye Ming gave Shen Bai a comprehensive introduction to the sterilization service.
"Ah... can it still be done after being sterilized?"
Chen Bai couldn't hold it in any longer.
He had always thought that humans, like animals, simply removed those two things...
"Speaking of which..."
Ye Ming looked at Chen Bai with a strange expression.
"Aren't we having dinner? How did the conversation end up talking about sterilization?"
Well……
Shen Bai also reacted.
"Sorry, I think I got carried away by the topic while chatting. Sorry, sorry."
…
After eating, a few people looked at the various snowmen made by Northeast netizens on the snow-covered road.
"Speaking of which, Chen Bai, have you heard about the bizarre car accident that happened right near your cat cafe?"
Ye Ming suddenly thought of the bizarre car accident he had heard about from his mother some time ago, and wanted to talk about it, but he couldn't find any topic to talk about anyway.
"Huh? That weird car accident that happened near my cat cafe?!"
Shen Bai was stunned for a moment, and finally nodded with a complicated expression.
"I know all about this. The guy who disappeared was my roommate in college. I remember he went back there with me, and so did I. I only found out he had a car accident when school was about to start."
Upon hearing this, Ye Ming looked at Shen Bai with a hint of apology and said:
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't bring up this topic."
"It's okay, it's okay. I don't know why, but that guy got into a car accident and not only did he die, but even the driver who caused the accident died..."
Shen Bai said this with some joking mood.
"Maybe that guy was sent to another world by one of those trucks that specifically send people to other worlds..."
Ye Ming nodded.
"That's actually possible. It's said that when that person was hit, a blue light flashed. It could be a time-space hole that allowed him to travel to another world."
"That's true. It's possible that this guy ran away to another world because of the car accident. I just don't know if he's in an anime or a game. If it's a game, he really likes Honkai Impact 3rd."
Shen Bai looked up at the sky and said meaningfully:
"That guy used to love this game. He specifically studied the path to becoming a Star God within it. He even promised us that if he could travel to Collapse Iron, he would have at least three ways to achieve Star God status in a single thought."
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