"Because of some special circumstances, I'm not feeling well right now, so I won't be going to school today."
Today is May 4th, around seven or eight in the morning.
Ye Ming was lying on the bed with his butt sticking out while calling Liu Yanran. Ye Ming's butt was swollen, and it was obvious that he had been beaten a lot yesterday.
"Yawn...Okay, I get it. It just so happens that many people in our class have asked for leave today, otherwise I wouldn't have a legitimate reason to skip work."
Liu Yanran's voice sounded tired and a little hoarse.
She said a little complainingly.
"Did you put something in your food yesterday?"
"After Zhou Yu came to my house yesterday, he suddenly became a different person for some reason, as if he felt that he was capable of doing it."
"That guy was howling like a ghost, afraid that people nearby wouldn't know what we were doing. He didn't fall asleep until after three in the morning."
The more Ye Ming listened to Liu Yanran's words, the more he felt something was wrong, as if he had thought of something.
"How does it feel?"
Liu Yanran on the other end of the phone was stunned for a moment, then remained silent for a moment.
"You know what, playing like this is quite exciting..."
"So did you put something in your food yesterday?"
"What is it? Do you still have it? Don't overthink it, I don't want it. I'm just asking for a friend of mine if you still have it. My friend wants some of this stuff."
Ye Ming: (~_~)
Are you sure the friend you are talking about is not you?
Isn't what you said quite problematic?
"The spicy hot pot my mom brought me yesterday contained a hallucinogenic mushroom. It's not very toxic, and after being diluted multiple times in the spicy hot pot soup, its toxicity has been greatly reduced. The most it can do is make people delirious. Oh no, should I say, arrogant?"
"Anyway, this thing has a mysterious effect, but the side effects aren't significant. It's fine to use occasionally, but... there's no sample of that mushroom from yesterday."
"If I had the mycelium of that mushroom, I could probably cultivate some..."
If I can cultivate some skills, I can let my wife eat some at night after I marry Yi Zhiyue...
Although it is still about liberating nature, the effect will definitely be richer.
Liu Yanran was stunned for a moment when she heard Ye Ming's answer.
"Huh? Are you saying that the spicy hot pot soup will cause people who drink it to become delirious?"
"Well, yes, it's almost the same. But because it's so diluted, it will delay the onset of the drug's effects or even prevent them from happening at all. Of course, if the user is weak, this symptom will appear...?"
Ye Ming was analyzing seriously when he suddenly remembered that a group of people had drunk the spicy hot pot soup directly or indirectly yesterday afternoon.
and……
They all happened to have diarrhea because the beans in the hot pot were not cooked thoroughly. As we all know, the body will feel weak after diarrhea.
And if you are physically weak, the hallucinogenic mushrooms in the spicy hot pot soup will take effect...
"Haha, this spicy hot pot you brought has really caused trouble for you and Yi Zhiyue and everyone else in our class."
Liu Yanran said softly on the phone.
"I was wondering why I suddenly wanted to severely punish my two best friends yesterday. I even dragged Zhou Yu in front of them and showed him off."
"In the evening, Zhou Yu suddenly became tough. I was surprised."
"Do you know what the parents of the students in my class who asked for leave from me reported?"
"Last night, many of my classmates acted like bosses at home, and their families beat them with belts until they couldn't get out of bed..."
Ye Ming: Σ( ° △ °|||)︴
Oh my god, is it that serious?
"hiss……"
Just as Ye Ming was about to laugh at his classmates, the wound on his butt suddenly began to swell and ache.
Ye Ming picked up the mirror and looked at his swollen butt through the reflection in the mirror.
How could I have the nerve to laugh at those classmates who were beaten?
My butt still hurts.
Liu Yanran continued.
"Anyway, this is the situation. It's not just the students, it's the same situation for several of us teachers as well. Considering that our entire class had diarrhea yesterday, my dad, our principal, gave our entire class and our six teachers two days off."
"The main thing is for us to take care of our health first so that we can be in better condition to increase our admission rate to school."
"I'm so annoyed. I have to give you a lecture later. This is really troublesome. Why don't you think of a way to have a child with that kid Zhou Yu and take maternity leave."
Ye Ming: 〣( oΔo )〣
Is this really a good thing you said when you called me?
Could it be that Old Zhou is going to become a father five years early?
Speaking of which, in the previous life, it seemed that Old Zhou also wanted to take a maternity leave because Liu Yanran found it troublesome to attend classes, so during those few days when the two of them were in silence, they asked him to prescribe some medicine for her.
Don't get the wrong idea, it's not that kind of medicine, it's a medicine that can increase the probability of pregnancy.
Anyway, I don’t know if it was because of the medicine or because I had sex too often in those few days, but I successfully got pregnant during those days.
Then Zhou Yu had a daughter, who was chubby and very cute.
Moreover, Zhou Yu's daughter and his own little Yueyue are both cute in their own ways.
Xiao Yueyue inherited Yi Zhiyue's white hair and pink eyes, and Ye Ming's facial features. She looks like a future heroic female general.
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