Ye Ming thought for a long time before speaking.
"What about our daughter? She's a very cute girl. Wasn't our daughter also in the album I posted before? Zhiyue, do you think our daughter is cute?"
Yi Zhiyue recalled the little girl she had seen in the photo album before, who looked similar to herself when she was a child.
That little girl is really cute.
only……
Yi Zhiyue inexplicably thought of the photos of herself and her daughter in the album that Ye Ming sent out every week. She always felt that there seemed to be a little bit of...jealousy in the eyes of herself when she looked at her daughter in the photos?
Is this an illusion?
Ye Ming<( ̄︶ ̄)> said.
"Let me tell you, our daughter is very well behaved. She never cries or makes a fuss..."
In order to win favor, my daughter tries her best to package herself as a perfect baby, in order to seek hugs, kisses and being lifted up by her father.
"He's always well behaved when he goes to bed every night, and often falls asleep as soon as he lies down..."
Of course, you always lie in my arms, and I provoke you every night before going to bed.
"Sometimes I go out with my future Zhou Yu and Zhang Feng for a party and have a few drinks. When we come back she'll be talking about me for ages..."
Of course, you were the one who wanted to show your concern for me, but every time my daughter was the first to scold me.
"Yeah?"
Yi Zhiyue became curious.
"Then let me ask you this... Is our daughter innocent? Is she easy to deceive?"
Ye Ming nodded confidently.
"That's right, our daughter is very simple."
The rest of the time he's very innocent, but when it comes to competing for your affection, he becomes very cunning...
"Remember last time? You tricked her into opening her mouth, sticking out her tongue, and panting like a dog. She just listened to you and did all the movements."
When Yi Zhiyue thought of the cute white cat in the photo breathing like a dog just as Ye Ming said, she couldn't help but laugh like a pig.
"Hahaha, our daughter is so funny! What else? What else? I'm very curious!"
Ye Ming looked at the people around him who were looking at him with strange eyes.
Then he took out a small item he had previously drawn from the system backpack, the "Crowd Shielding Device (Blue)"
Onion-eating crowd blocking device: This is a device specifically used to eliminate onion-eating crowds nearby.
After using it, the people around you who are eating melons will forget the melon you made, think that your melon is boring, and leave on their own.
Note: This thing is very suitable for people like you who talk about topics that should not be said in public.
Looking at the modified remarks on the "melon-eating crowd shielding device", Ye Ming's mouth twitched.
"Tongzi, stop pretending to be dead..."
[This Tongzi has been socially disgraced and can't face going out anymore! I've left the lucky draw wheel in your room. After you finish writing in your diary, just spin the wheel and win whatever you like.]
[Don’t send me any messages during this period! ]
Tongzi in my mind left these words and then there was no more movement.
"Tsk, isn't it just because I didn't save it when my wife was molesting it? How did you become depressed straight away?"
Ye Ming expressed curiosity and confusion about Tongzi's depression and autism.
"Stinky Leaf, what's wrong?"
Yi Zhiyue saw Ye Ming suddenly standing there in a daze, and shook Ye Ming's arm, bringing Ye Ming's attention back to reality.
Ye Ming told Yi Zhiyue about Tongzi's affairs.
"Pfft... your psychological endurance is too low, isn't it?"
Yi Zhiyue laughed out loud in a very unkind way.
"Isn't it just that I touched it all over? It's naked, with nothing but that soft pile of flesh. What's there to be shy about?"
When Ye Ming heard this, he reached out and pinched Yi Zhiyue's chubby face.
"what!"
Yi Zhiyue took two steps back and looked at Ye Ming with vigilance.
"Zhiyue, why are you shy too? Your face is also smooth, and the flesh on your face is also soft and sagging."
Yi Zhiyue was stunned, then pointed at Ye Ming angrily.
"Stinky Leaf, let me tell you! Although my face is chubby, it's not as soft as yours. My face is full of collagen! Not only is it soft, it's also very elastic."
When Ye Ming heard this, he looked at the little girl with a wicked smile.
"Oh? It's still quite elastic? Let me try..."
Ye Ming reached out and pinched Yi Zhiyue's cheeks to stretch her face, then let go.
“Pah…”
Yi Zhiyue's face instantly returned to its original state before being stretched by Ye Ming.
"What are you doing?"
Yi Zhiyue covered the two sides of her face that Ye Ming had just pulled, and looked at Ye Ming with red eyes as if to say "I'm crying in front of you."
"It hurts my face so much when you suddenly pull it like that!"
"I'm sorry..."
Seeing Yi Zhiyue looking like she was about to cry, Ye Ming decisively admitted his mistake and apologized.
"Didn't you just say your face was still elastic? Am I not here to test the feel of it?"
After Ye Ming finished speaking, he extended his hand and gave Yi Zhiyue a thumbs up.
"It's exactly as you said, Zhiyue, it's very elastic..."
"Ahhh! Stinky leaves!"
Yi Zhiyue and Ye Ming started chasing and playing on the bridge. Of course, the place where they were playing was not the motor vehicle lane, but a road that was specially raised for people walking.
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