[Oh my god, does the old emperor know how to hold the child? It’s choking my neck!
Dad, save me! Don’t let the old emperor hold me like this!
Song Jiujiu screamed in her heart and burst into tears.
Song Jiujiu's crying caught the old emperor off guard.
"Why are you crying?"
"Father, if you hold the child like this, the child will cry because he is uncomfortable. You should hold him like this."
Prince Kang felt sorry for his daughter, and when he heard her voice, he immediately took action to find her a comfortable position.
Song Jiujiu felt better, sobbed a little and stopped crying.
The old emperor suddenly understood, "So this is how you hold a baby." He really stopped crying. Come to think of it, this is the first time I've held a baby in my life.
Even when you were little, I was too busy with government affairs to see you, let alone hold you."
"Hmph, what does the old emperor mean by that? Are you trying to tell my parents that you dote on me? Or that you treat me specially?"
Everyone knows what you, the old emperor, are up to. You're just trying to trick my simple-minded father.
Song Jiujiu couldn't help but complain in her heart.
Listening to the old emperor's words, Prince Kang was moved by his childhood memories: "......"
The expression on his face froze.
"Yes, it's Jiuer's honor."
King Kang said this dryly.
[What a lousy honor! Whoever wants it can have it. Could the old emperor please stop hugging me? It's so annoying!]
I need to pee, so I might as well pee right on the old emperor. Hehe, I'll just see if the old emperor can hold his expression.
Song Jiujiu giggled at the old emperor, and the old emperor also laughed.
"My granddaughter is so cute when she smiles."
But the old emperor didn't laugh for long before he felt his hands getting wet, and the smile on his old face gradually froze.
"Why is it wet? Could it be..."
[Hahaha, now, am I not adorable as your granddaughter?]
Song Jiujiu grinned happily, and waved her little hand to hit the old emperor in the face with a little fist.
Ye Peizhu was terrified, fearing that the old emperor would get angry and throw his daughter to the ground.
She quickly said, "Your Majesty, please forgive me! Jiu'er is still young and it was not intentional. I will go and change Jiu'er."
As she spoke, Ye Peizhu bravely reached out and took Song Jiujiu from the old emperor's arms.
As soon as Song Jiujiu left the old emperor's arms, Prince Kang and his family could clearly see that there was an unknown liquid dripping from the old emperor's hand.
The old emperor's face also became obviously gloomy.
The Kang family: “….”
I really want to laugh, but I dare not.
Song Zixian and Song Le'an looked at each other and apologized to the old emperor together, "Please forgive me, Grandfather. I am ignorant. Please don't hold it against me!"
"Father, please forgive me. I apologize to you on Jiuer's behalf!"
King Kang also echoed.
"Have I gotten into trouble? My parents and brothers are all apologizing to the old emperor on my behalf."
Song Jiujiu waved her little hands nervously, then burst into tears.
"Daughter-in-law, go and clean up the child first."
The old emperor asked Eunuch Fuquan to take Ye Peizhu to the inner hall.
"What are you three doing? Do you think that a grandfather like me would bother with a little granddaughter who is only one month old?"
The old emperor squinted his eyes and looked at the three people, father and son, who were lowering their heads in front of him.
"No! Father, I feel that Jiuer has offended you."
King Kang quickly shook his head.
"Grandfather, please forgive me for being so rude. Actually, my sister is doing this because she likes you. I've heard that only ignorant babies will urinate on someone they like."
Song Le'an spoke very seriously.
Song Zixuan echoed, "Grandson has also heard this."
Hearing this, the old emperor's expression improved a lot, and he was no longer so gloomy.
"I see. It seems my little granddaughter and I get along very well!"
In the inner hall, Ye Peizhu and Qiuyun, who had just come in from the gate of Qiankun Palace, changed Song Jiujiu's diaper and little red jacket.
Fortunately, Ye Peizhu had experience in raising five sons, so she brought two extra sets of small clothes.
[I don’t know whether the old emperor will punish my father and my brothers. The old emperor is so stingy.
He is so old, does he still want to bother with me, a baby who just turned one month old?
I didn't like him in my previous life. After I was found, I entered the palace once. As a result, the old emperor belittled me in his words and compared me with Song Xiyao, that fake daughter!
Obviously, I am the old emperor's granddaughter, but the old emperor is particularly partial to Song Xiyao!
If the old emperor is really so stingy, then I'm going to pee and shit all over him again later!
The only revenge this baby can take now is to attack with feces and urine.
Song Jiujiu sighed softly.
Ye Peizhu felt extremely distressed when she heard her daughter's voice.
Since the old emperor, the royal grandfather, was not a human being in his previous life, there is no need for her daughter to regard him as the royal grandfather in this life.
"Is the baby unhappy? His little face is all wrinkled.
The Emperor's grandfather didn't blame you. He's such a good man, how could he care about a child like you?
Come on, smile. Baby, you should continue to hug Grandpa later." Keep peeing on Grandpa.
Ye Peizhu coaxed her daughter softly, but considering the presence of the royal secret guards, she did not say anything too obviously.
She felt that with her daughter's intelligence, she would definitely understand what she meant.
But Ye Peizhu obviously overestimated her daughter.
[My mother is so kind. She actually thinks the old emperor is a good person and lets me hug him?
It’s impossible to hug, but you have to pee.
Ye Peizhu couldn't help laughing.
Although the daughter did not understand what she meant, she just urinated on the old emperor to vent her anger.
In front of the old emperor, Prince Kang and his two sons listened to their daughter's (sister's) inner voice and were extremely grateful that the old emperor could not hear his daughter's (sister's) inner voice.
Otherwise my daughter (sister) would be in real danger.
When Ye Peizhu came out of the inner hall carrying Song Jiujiu and Qiuyun, the old emperor asked them to leave first on the pretext of changing clothes and go to see the imperial concubine.
After Prince Kang and his family left, the old emperor's face immediately darkened.
"Fuquan, I want to take a bath!"
"Yes! I'll give the order right away!"
Fuquan quickly agreed. He knew that the emperor was a mysophobe, and this was the first time the emperor had ever encountered a baby urinating on his hands.
If the hand could not be replaced with a clean one after it was chopped off, given the emperor's personality, he would probably have chopped off the dirty hand.
After leaving Qiankun Palace, Prince Kang and his family took a carriage to the imperial concubine's bedroom.
According to etiquette, they should pay their respects to the empress after meeting the emperor.
Since the old emperor directly ignored the queen and asked them to see the imperial concubine, they had no choice but to obey.
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