Si Qi was so happy watching the excitement that he almost ordered a plate of melon seeds to sit down and eat them. He laughed so hard that the two people's expressions became uglier and uglier. The laughter spread far and wide, making the audience in the live broadcast room laugh and cry. They said that Si Qi looked so happy. Although it was embarrassing, they felt very happy when they heard Si Qi's laughter.
Si Qi was not like the other two groups of guests. As adults, it was not convenient for them to do anything too rude. He had fans and Chu Xun to support him. He could do whatever he wanted.
Why should he be polite to people he didn't like? He just wanted to laugh at these two people and avenge the original owner!
The audience was deeply relieved and more grateful than ever for Si Qi's straightforward character. Finally, someone helped them embarrass the two of them on the spot. Otherwise, just scolding people through the screen always felt insatiable, because even if they were scolded, they wouldn't know it!
Zheng Shi and Fang Huai were so angry when they heard Si Qi's unbridled laughter. Fang Huai took into account her own character and could only "speak kindly" to Si Qi not to go too far. However, Zheng Shi provoked Si Qi in a completely sweary way, which had no effect except that she made a big fool of herself.
Instead, netizens found it even more incredible: "This is the daughter of a duke? She is completely different from the aristocrats I know!"
"Because of my work, I have met many young ladies from aristocratic families. They are all very polite. Even if they are unhappy, they will not show it directly. They are very sophisticated and people dare not underestimate them. The duke's daughter in front of us is definitely a freak among the aristocrats. She is not even as cultured as ordinary people. She is so tasteless."
"Okay, you know how 'deep' the relationship between these two people is. Ask the next question quickly. I can't wait to see what kind of jokes they can make."
"Puchi, these two will definitely become the next hot search topic. They are so funny."
The director has received the audience's voices. Therefore, he kept setting traps for the couple in the following questions. The more he answered, the more excited he became.
Director: "Please tell me about your own and your own achievements. Write at least five."
Fang Huai calmed down and forced himself to calm down. There were many questions. These were just two questions. He always had a chance to turn the tables. He had done his homework on Zheng Shi's information in order to facilitate his strategy for Zheng Shi. Answering such questions was effortless. But his own achievements...
Damn, in front of Zheng Shi's rich and wonderful resume, it seemed that there was nothing to show for it!
Zheng Shi also encountered such an embarrassing dilemma. She knew all about Fang Huai's achievements in the book, but she was completely clueless about herself (the original owner). She had never seriously recalled them, and only knew how this person bullied others. She
thought about her own affairs for a long time but couldn't think of much. After writing down five answers, there was only a little time left. She hurriedly wrote down Fang Huai's achievements in the book, and then the time was up.
After opening the whiteboard, the audience saw that there was almost no similarity between the two people's answers, and they all calmed down.
After seeing the specific content of the two people's answers, netizens still couldn't help but want to complain: "What the hell is this."
"Fang Huai wrote a lot of advantages of Zheng Shi, as if he is a world-class talent. He himself is an excellent employee in the company and a three-good student in the school. Didn't he feel weird when he wrote this? Especially since Fang Huai is still unemployed, he really has no ambition at all."
"Is Zheng Shi serious? It's obviously her own business, but she wrote it in a mess. She even misspelled the title of the academic report. Fang Huai's writing is more reliable than her! Surely all her academic qualifications were obtained through backdoors, right?"
"Fuck, that's not the way to brag! Zheng Shi said Fang Huai is good at fighting and will become a general in the future, what bullshit!"
"Haha, she also said Fang Huai is the boss of a certain organization. Isn't the boss of that organization xxx now? She really treats everyone as fools."
"Zheng Shi wouldn't be so stupid as to make up such nonsense, right? Maybe Fang Huai deliberately tricked her into believing it, otherwise how could the daughter of a duke fall in love with such a useless thing."
Fang Huai looked at the words on the whiteboard and said in disbelief: "What you wrote..."
Zheng Shi came to his senses and remembered that Fang Huai's career had not even started yet, and the things she wrote were things that would happen in the future.
But she was not in a hurry, and said to Fang Huai: "Why, did I write it wrong?"
Fang Huai: "..." This is not a question of whether it is written wrong or not, it is that none of it is correct.
Zheng Shi: "Since you are my fiancé, you can always do this little thing, right?"
Fang Huai: "…………" The little thing you are talking about, is it to become the boss of a famous organization in the empire, kick Chu Feng out to become a general of the Chu family army, lead the army to eliminate the alien tide and become a national hero...
This is called "this little thing"? ? ?
Zheng Shi was unhappy when he saw Fang Huai didn't say anything: "Why, I told you that you can do it, you still don't believe it?"
Or, in the original plot, you can work hard to do these things in order to be with Si Qi legitimately. Now that you are with her, you can't do it?
Doesn't this mean that she is not as good as an actor like Si Qi? Zheng Shi couldn't stand this kind of anger!
"I tell you, you must become such a person in the future anyway!" Zheng Shi demanded with a sense of pressure.
Fang Huai was speechless and could only lower his head and obey again: "I know, I will definitely become a hero for you."
But except for Zheng Shi, everyone present, including himself, didn't think he could really do these things.
Isn't that a joke?
The richest man in the empire changes every year, and someone wins the lottery with a very low probability every once in a while, but the position of general is extremely difficult to change, and no one can be qualified. What
makes him a more powerful general than Chu Xun?
Is it because he can make people happy with his eloquence, or is it because he is thick-skinned enough?
He didn't know where Zheng Shi's confidence came from, but since Zheng Shi said so, he just agreed. Who doesn't know how to coax others?
The conversation between the two once again caused the audience to laugh at him. Some people have already started to investigate whether Zheng Shi's academic qualifications were fake based on his "self-achievements" full of mistakes, and based on the school and company information provided by Fang Huai, they are also looking into Fang Huai's background.
Never underestimate the powerful search capabilities of netizens in the online society. Even if they don't do this, Si Qi, who has been prepared for a long time, will be happy to publish the information about these two people that cannot be seen on the Internet, so that they will be exhausted and will no longer be able to cause trouble for Chu Feng.
As more questions were asked, the two men's already unhappy expressions became uglier and uglier. The confident smiles that were once on their faces completely disappeared, and all that was left was irritability and incomprehension.
Why can't the other party answer such a simple question!
This level of tacit understanding is not as good as the previous groups, but at least they shouldn't try to sabotage each other!
They said they would come to find trouble for Si Qi and Chu Feng, but they didn't have time to do anything and lost their face first.
When answering the other party's preferences, the answer was irrelevant.
When answering whether they have a common social circle, the result is like two parallel worlds.
When it comes to future plans, Zheng Shi is more like a control freak who wants Fang Huai to become a world-famous general. The mocking eyes of the guests beside him make Fang Huai embarrassed and unable to get off the stage. Not to mention that Zheng Shi, a daughter of a wealthy family with a high level of education, actually planned to be a freelancer (a rich wife) for her future. Isn't this nonsense? !
She herself only wants to enjoy herself and not work, why does she have such high expectations for him, a pretty boy! ! He expects her to pave the way for him and lead him into the upper class, but she asks him to become a general who expands the territory and gives her a lifetime of glory and wealth.
To put it bluntly, if Fang Huai has the ability to become such a powerful person, why would he keep such a lazy woman who can't provide him with any help around him? Si Qi at least introduced him to contacts and jobs, but this woman brought him nothing but intelligence, and he is still unemployed!
The two people's mutual sabotage made all the audience laugh enough, and Xiu Xiu said that watching the world's daughter and the protagonist compete to be the pig teammate is more exciting than watching a melodramatic eight-o'clock drama.
A big test of the tacit understanding of a couple with a lot of mistakes has ended. The two people who had vowed that they would definitely get the first place are now full of doubts about life.
Fang Huai thought, how come none of the information I got from her friends is accurate?
Zheng Shi thought, is this guy really the protagonist? I'm afraid I have traveled to a parallel world!
It was just a simple variety show, and the world power on the two people dropped rapidly.
Si Qi thought, no wonder such a world is about to face destruction, it is unfortunate enough for the world consciousness to have these two eccentrics with low IQs as the daughter of the world and the protagonist.
At the end of the whole segment, Professor Bai's childhood sweetheart pair won first place, Si Qi and his friends ranked second, the female doctor and the male warrior ranked third, and the daughter of the world and the protagonist came last.
Netizens watched the whole farce with laughter, and the director team awarded prizes to each guest.
Professor Bai and Mr. Lawyer, who won the first prize, received a long sword and a dagger, Si Qi and Chu Feng received a dagger and a longbow, which were slightly inferior, and the two groups ranked last received only the most basic consolation prize - a pair of energy shields.
Seeing these things, the guests knew that the next step would not be easy.
Sure enough, the director team said: "The location we were in just now is a safe area that has been cleaned up. Next, we will go to the place where the frontline soldiers are stationed and experience the real feeling of survival in the wild at close range - there is a high probability that we will encounter alien beasts at that time, so please pay attention to safety and act carefully."
Hearing this, most of the guests showed expressions of fear and expectation on their faces.
In this social context where everyone can only live in the city, and if there is no special reason, they may not be able to leave their hometown to go to other cities in their entire lives, people's curiosity about the wild is unimaginable.
Although they know that the alien beasts are very dangerous, and it will be difficult for a group of people to come to the suburbs without any preparation, no one is willing to miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity - not to mention that Chu Feng is right beside them, there are troops defending at the forefront in front of them, and the program team is always ready to support them behind them. If they still shrink back under such conditions, it is really unreasonable.
The daughter of the world glanced at the expressions of the people around her, feeling depressed in her heart, thinking that the people in this world are sick, a good love variety show is actually played like a wilderness survival, and it is particularly in line with the appetite of the public, which is simply weird!
Professor Bai and the lawyer looked at the weapons sent by the program team, picked them up and put them down again, and really didn't know how to start.
Professor Bai was born to be a person who could only hold a pen. Holding a weapon that was almost as long as his arm, he couldn't even lift his heavy arm. That feeling was particularly awkward.
Seeing the warrior standing aside with an automatic protective shield in his hand, Professor Bai thought about it and said to him: "How about I switch with you?"
The male warrior was surprised for a moment, and then quickly understood, and smiled and said: "Okay, don't worry, I will protect you."
Professor Bai breathed a sigh of relief, smiled embarrassedly, and handed the long sword to the male warrior in exchange for the protective shield.
The lawyer tried the crossbow and arrows, and found that it was very easy to use, so he kept it for self-defense.
Now, among the four groups, only the group of the Daughter of the World had no weapons. She felt uncomfortable and said to Si Qi, "Give your weapons to Fang Huai."
Before Si Qi could say anything, the Daughter of the World said righteously, "We are all together. You would not like to see the two of us without any weapons for self-defense, would you? If a monster really attacks us and we get hurt, all of them will be yours. "You are responsible for not giving us weapons to defend ourselves, which caused us to become like that."
Fang Huai glanced at the bow and arrow behind Si Qi, thinking that Si Qi was usually coquettish and would not use the weapon even if he got it, and even thought it was too heavy to carry, so he said to Si Qi in a self-righteous manner: "Yes, Si Qi, give me the weapon and I will carry it for you."
Netizens were almost laughing at the shameless behavior of these two people: "Oh my god, what kind of people are they?"
"It's fine to steal someone's weapons in the dangerous wilderness, but you also said I'll carry them for you. Who the hell needs your help to carry them? Isn't this the same as saying you have too much food to carry during a famine, I'll eat it for you?"
"He doesn't really think he's so considerate? I'm sick of seeing this caring expression on his face. He's such a hypocrite."
Si Qi rolled his eyes and ignored the two of them. His disdainful expression was so vivid that it delighted the netizens and also pissed off the two of them.
Chu Xun said to Si Qi, "The bow and arrow are too heavy. It's not convenient to carry them. Leave them with me."
Especially for weapons like bows and arrows, unlike crossbows and arrows, you need enough arm strength to pull the bowstring and enough experience to shoot the bow and arrow at the target.
When ordinary people first start using a longbow, they either miss the target by a wide margin or don't even have the strength to pull the bow. Chu Feng felt that if Si Qi really encountered a monster, he might not even have time to pick up the bow and arrow from his back before the monster ran up to him. With that much time, Si Qi might as well just run away, so that the chances of ensuring safety would be higher.
Si Qi: "Do you want to use a bow and arrow?"
Chu Feng shook his head: "A dagger is enough for me."
Si Qi: "Then why do you need a bow and arrow? Won't it be a hindrance to carry it? Are you not going to protect me well?"
Chu Feng didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Even if I'm carrying a lot of weight, I won't let you get hurt at all."
Netizens were howling "Si Qi is so considerate" and "The general is so manly". The World Girl and Fang Huai were furious, thinking that Si Qi and the other two would rather carry the weapons themselves than give them up. They were so selfish.
The director's team arranged a camping site for them, and the location was displayed on the locator. A group of people set off in that direction. They were all a group of strong young people. Even if they were on a long journey in the wild, they would not feel too tired as they supported each other and chatted while walking.
Because they had a common language, Professor Bai, Si Qi and the female doctor talked very enthusiastically about the plants around them. The male warrior and the lawyer on the side didn't expect that the seemingly ordinary grass could be so particular. They found it novel and joined the topic.
Chu Feng looked at Si Qi, who had unknowingly become the focus of the crowd, and his expression became more and more gentle, which made many of the audience who were watching him all the time feel very soft-hearted. They all said that the general must love Si Qi very much, and they could see his deep affection just by looking at his eyes.
However, the expressions of the Daughter of the World and Fang Huai were very strange. The former thought it was impossible. How could Si Qi, a useless snack, know so much? He must be talking nonsense. The people around him were flattering Si Qi and trying to please him deliberately. The latter was confused and thought that Si Qi had always been like this in front of others, not being conceited, not willful and overbearing, being able to deal with anyone with ease, being knowledgeable and difficult to deal with, and being very smart and rational. No wonder
he rejected his request at first and refused to kill Chu Feng, and his attitude changed so quickly after he became cold-hearted.
Si Qi, whose reason is no longer blinded by emotions, is not easy to fool. He has been thinking wrong all along!
Just as he was thinking this, a wild boar suddenly emerged from the jungle in front. Fang Huai was frightened and turned around to run away subconsciously, but was held tightly by Zheng Shi. The crazy woman said to him: "Fang Huai, come on! It's time to prove your strength!"
Fang Huai: "..." Damn, you are sick!
The male warrior and Chu Xun spontaneously stood in front of everyone. The two of them cooperated with each other and easily defeated the wild boar. The lawyer raised the □□ in his hand and let it go. He didn't dare to use it. Who knows if he would accidentally hurt the two people fighting with the wild boar. Si Qi didn't even touch the bow and arrow behind him. He stood straight in place, looking Te calm, and boasted in a roundabout way with a smug look on his face: "Chu Feng doesn't have any strengths. He's just 'slightly' stronger~"
The female doctor and Professor Bai couldn't help laughing when they heard Si Qi's boastful tone. The Girl of the World kicked Fang Huai angrily: "Why are you such a loser? Chu Feng has already gone up, and you're still standing here like an idiot! You've stolen all the limelight!"
Fang Huai: "..."
Fang Huai was really speechless. What kind of psychopath did this guy come from? He insisted on letting an ordinary person like him go up to fight a wild boar with bare hands. It would be good enough if he didn't cause trouble for the two warriors. What if he was hit by the wild boar in public and fell flat on his face? Would he still be able to save his face?
Seeing that Fang Huai was determined and refused to go up, the Daughter of the World was almost crying: "What's wrong with you? How can you be a general if you are like this! Don't you say that Chu Feng has it, so you must have it too!"
Fang Huai said in a low voice without a frown: "Keep your voice down, what if someone hears it!"
In front of the camera, the words of the Daughter of the World were of course heard by many people. But they felt puzzled. They didn't know where Zheng Shi got the confidence from. He was so sure that Fang Huai could become a general like Chu Feng. This was too ridiculous.
So after a few ridicules, no one paid attention to it anymore.
Only a few people, with accurate intuition, keenly noticed Fang Huai's guilty expression that he didn't dare to look at Chu Feng, and felt that something was wrong. Suddenly, Fang Huai and Fang Bozhong's last names flashed through my mind. They both happened to be surnamed Fang. I couldn't help but mutter, "No way, it can't be so ridiculous." Following this clue, I checked online...
Chu Feng and the male warrior defeated the alien beast. In less than a minute, the male warrior felt Chu Feng's strength. At this moment, he looked at Chu Feng with admiration. Many enthusiasts who loved to watch battle videos were even more excited and howled. Only a few senior fans wondered, "Why does it feel like the general held back this time?"
"Normally the general would be quick and efficient, and it wouldn't take so long. Did he save face for the samurai?"
Then this voice was quickly drowned out by the barrage of praise from more netizens, and could no longer be found.
A group of people looked at the monster that was as tall as a man's waist when it fell down, and they didn't know what to do. Chu Feng said that the meat of this kind of exotic beast can be used as food for survival in the wild, and it is very nutritious. The lawyer complained that the program crew would not be so crazy as to not prepare anything for them. There should be food at the campsite. However, he was blocked by the director's gloating voice: "I didn't expect that the general would find out so quickly. Yes, there are only tents and cooking utensils at the campsite. You need to bring your own food and water."
The lawyer and others had blank expressions. Only the male warrior and the female doctor looked calm, obviously expecting something.
Professor Bai calmed down and said in an orderly manner: "Then let's look for something on the road to see if there is anything that can be used as food or seasoning."
After that, he happened to see a bunch of mushrooms at his feet and squatted down happily to pick them.
"This thing is great for flavoring or cooking soup."
Chu Xun asked the warrior for a long knife, and stabbed it into the boar's neck with a "puff", and began to bleed and cut the meat.
The warrior helped him consciously.
He also called Si Qi and the others: "You guys find something to hold the meat. We need to move quickly and leave after taking the meat. The bloody smell here is too strong and it will easily attract other exotic beasts nearby."
Fang Huai finally came in handy: "I saw lotus leaves before..."
Professor Bai was puzzled: "There is no pond here, how can I see lotus leaves."
Si Qi: "It must be beeswax."
Professor Bai suddenly realized.
Beeswax looks like lotus leaves, but it is taller than a person. The leaves can indeed be used to hold meat after being cut off.
"Then bring some more back, just in case you want to decorate other things."
Fang Huai glanced at Si Qi, "Can you come and help?"
Zheng Shi immediately became alert: "Why did you ask him?!"
Fang Huai: "... I can't ask a girl to come and get something, not to mention we have to leave the team, we might get into danger."
Zheng Shi glared at Si Qi fiercely: "No, I won't let you two be alone, I'll go wherever you go."
Si Qi sneered: "You talk as if I'm happy to go with you."
He walked away from the two and ran to help Professor Bai pick mushrooms, which embarrassed Fang Huai and the other two who were talking excitedly.
Fang Huai said awkwardly: "Then let's go over there."
Zheng Shi: "..." Suddenly he didn't want to go there anymore.
Not only did he have to work in the past, but he also had to leave the main force. What if he really encountered a monster? It was written in the book that every time the protagonist Fang Huai was unfortunately stranded in the wild, he was bound to encounter various dangers. This would be an effective assist for Fang Huai's growth and an indispensable part of his training on the road to becoming a general, but it would not be such a good thing for the people around Fang Huai.
In the original plot, Si Qi suffered a lot because of Fang Huai, and he cursed at Fang Huai. Zheng Shi felt that it was not Fang Huai's fault, and mocked Si Qi for not knowing how to be considerate of Fang Huai. Now that I am in Si Qi's position, I understand how tricky this matter is.
But she had made it so clear just now that she would go wherever Fang Huai went. It would be bad to let Fang Huai leave the army alone to get so many things. Zheng Shi had no choice but to follow with a sullen face, silently thinking that she was the girl of destiny and a time traveler, and it was impossible for her to be so unlucky.
But sometimes, Murphy's Law is like this. The more you don't want bad things to happen, the more bad things will happen.
Not long after the few people stayed where they were and did their work, a female scream suddenly came from a distance.
Everyone immediately stood up and looked over there, and saw Zheng Shi desperately running towards this side, and behind her, there was an extremely fast alien Swift Rabbit with sharp teeth flashing.
"Fang Huai, you bastard!!" Zheng Shi was so scared that her face turned pale, crying and shouting: "Help! Help!"
The rabbit jumped behind Zheng Shi in the blink of an eye, as if it could bite her calf with a little force. The lawyer stood there and was stunned. He finally remembered that he still had a crossbow and arrow in his hand. But when he raised the crossbow and arrow and looked at Zheng Shi who was running wildly and the rabbit that could only be seen as a blurry afterimage, he realized that he didn't dare to pull the trigger at all - what if he accidentally hurt someone? !
"Don't worry, Zheng Shi has a protective device in his hand that can withstand the attacks of a group of monsters." Professor Bai said this, and Zheng Shi began to scream heartbreakingly again: "Chu Feng!! Help!! Aren't you a general? Isn't it your obligation to protect our safety?! If something happens to me, my family will not let you go!! Chu Feng!!! I have the leverage over you in my hand!"
Si Qi, who was standing aside, couldn't help but rolled his eyes, raised the bow and arrow in his hand, and pointed it towards the Daughter of the World.
“Ahhhh!!!” Seeing Si Qi raising his bow and arrow at her, the Daughter of the World was so scared that tears burst out: “Si Qi, remember this! I will not let you have an easy time, I will ruin your reputation!!”
The crowd of onlookers were stunned and quickly advised: “Si Qi, don’t do anything rash, it will be bad if you hurt someone by mistake.”
Netizens were also more anxious than each other: “77, don’t be impulsive, don’t try to save people and end up being blamed!”
“General Chu has already rushed over, Si Qi, you just watch from behind!”
The people around him were extremely anxious, but Si Qi didn’t feel anything at all. With legs apart and bowstring fully drawn, the arrow brushed past the hem of the World Girl's clothes and pierced into her back with a "whoosh". The World Girl was so scared that she screamed and cursed: "You want to kill me, you want to kill me?! Si Qi, you will not have a good end, you will not die well!!"
The people standing next to Si Qi were stunned, watching the World Girl go crazy, and there was no room for them to interrupt. The
netizens who were overlooking all this on the Internet saw with their own eyes that the arrow flew past and pierced into the brow of the Wind Rabbit with unparalleled accuracy. The eyes widened in surprise, and the pop-up screen was full of exclamation marks.
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