The powerful wood elf was tricked back home with a pile of fertilizer and two pots of plants. The members of the Transmigration Management Bureau, who had participated in several battles against transmigrators and still had a strong psychological shadow on transmigrators, looked at the lively elves flying around the office in a trance, and felt that they were dreaming at the moment.
Watching the little girl sow some seeds here, and beautiful flowers bloomed to give to the little sister she thought was pretty; there weaving a beautiful vine headband, carefully trying to give it to Si Qi, everyone gradually let down their guard against her and began to like this cute little elf.
The elf loves nature and naturally has a good impression of the cultivators who are very close to the way of heaven. The spiritual power emanating from Si Qi was full of vitality. Just being around him was very comfortable. The little girl liked him very much, just like she liked her elf tree.
The two experts circled around the little girl the whole time, holding the plants that the little girl gave them in their hands. Their faces were extremely happy, and their rosy faces were so charming that people around them couldn't help but stay away from them.
Zhou Song sat in his seat, watching the elves flying like little birds not far away. Their green translucent wings reflected the sparkling light in the air, looking as beautiful as gems.
It is hard to imagine that such a small body contains such a huge amount of energy. In just a few days, it can make the plants of an entire mountain range grow vigorously, and the growth rate is ten times faster than normal.
If this power is released to humans, it is easy to imagine what serious consequences it will cause. Unless humans can be cruel enough to set fire to the mountains, otherwise, whether it is bullets or tanks, hitting plants that have no blood and flesh and cannot feel pain at all, the effect will be minimal.
Not to mention that as long as there are seeds and land, wood elves can continuously attack humans. If this little girl is really angered and allowed to grow in the dark, humans will definitely encounter a huge disaster.
Zhou Song had seen the contents of the letter in the office of the Great Elder before. It described that after the appearance of the time traveler, many cities in China were invaded by plants. Many cities have become a paradise for plants, and many crops growing in the ground have suddenly become toxic. Not only will humans not get nutrition after eating them, but they will also fail and die, as if they were taking revenge on humans for harvesting them from the land in order to fill their stomachs. Now humans have also died in exactly the same way as plants.
Looking at the harmonious scene of Si Qi and the elves in front of him, Zhou Song felt relieved.
The letter said that Si Qi and the plant tyrant were in the same camp, which caused great disasters to China.
Now, China and Si Qi maintain a friendly and cooperative relationship, and the wood elves have become friends of China because of Si Qi. As long as China continues to be on good terms with Si Qi, the "Time Travelers Alliance" mentioned in the letter may become the "China Alliance" and become a great help to their China.
Just thinking about it, a group of middle-aged men and women wearing solid-color shirts and with skin that is generally one degree darker than ordinary people knocked on the door and came to the office. When they
opened the door and saw the little guy flying in the office, the group of people paused in unison, as if they had seen something too bizarre and couldn't come back to their senses for a while.
When the young guy saw the sudden appearance of the stranger, he timidly hid behind Si Qi. Two botanical experts, holding flower pots in their hands and with silly smiles on their faces, stood behind Si Qi with stupid looks on their faces, immersed in their own world, and did not realize that they should step out now to help the two parties get to know each other.
It was the group of people who had just arrived who woke up first, and remembered what the leader had told them not long ago. They forced themselves to calm down, walked up to the two scholars, looked at the little elf lying on Si Qi's shoulder, and asked curiously: "This, this is..."
When the two experts saw their old acquaintances appear, they came to their senses and quickly introduced: "This is a newly discovered species in the country, the wood elf. She has the ability to control plants, which can promote the rapid growth of plants and allow plants to grow quickly. Plants complete the process of taking root, sprouting, and producing fruits in just tens of seconds..."
A group of experts who have been immersed in the field of botany for decades and whose understanding of plants far exceeds their understanding of their family and friends, and who believe that there is nothing they don't know about anything that grows in the soil, suddenly heard these words that almost shattered their three views. They almost stopped in their tracks, and after a long while they said bitterly: "These things you mentioned... are there any definite research records?"
"Of course there are." The existence of the Crossing Bureau cannot be exposed, and the two experts have to say that the little guy is a newly discovered species on Blue Planet, but their entire contact with the elves was recorded, and a staff member of the Crossing Bureau took out a computer and replayed the entire process of the elves controlling the plants.
The magical scene in the picture was like magic, and the agricultural bosses kept exclaiming in disbelief. Their eyes on the little guy soon became exactly the same as those of the two experts.
The little guy was stared at by countless giants with fiery eyes: "...QAQ"
These giants are really big and scary.
The experts are experts after all. The little guy who felt very scared in his heart was "tricked" by these big guys who deal with plants all day long with various agricultural products, the latest high-quality seedlings, and nutrient solution in less than three minutes. He successfully made a large group of new friends with an average age of over 50. The big guys
happily invited the little guy into the car, and their smiles were as bright as if they had picked up 100 million out of thin air. The little girl was holding a flower and smiling very sweetly, and she didn't even notice that she had left Si Qi, whom she liked very much.
Everyone in the Time Travel Bureau was left looking at each other in bewilderment. After a while, someone suddenly said, "It feels like we won't have to worry about the domestic crop output in the near future!"
Another person complained, "What's the point of talking about crops? Many rare herbs and precious flowers that have never been able to be mass-produced will no longer be in short supply..."
"In that case, it seems we have discovered a huge treasure..."
"Before, I thought that time travelers coming to Blue Star would only bring disasters, but it seems that since the appearance of the Immortal Venerable, everything has become wrong..."
"It's better to say that it's because of the Immortal Venerable that..."
Everyone paused, and suddenly remembered that if it weren't for Si Qi, they wouldn't have discovered the wood elf. When the wood elves were discovered, it was most likely because the plants grew too aggressively and invaded the city's ecological environment. Humans pulled out the plants and accidentally angered the wood elves, and then the two sides had their first contact in the worst way...
Thinking of this, everyone looked at Si Qi with indescribable emotions. The little bit of vigilance they had originally had also disappeared with Si Qi's help again and again, and they began to have a sense of identification with him from the bottom of their hearts.
Zhou Song didn't want to stop them when he saw this. The better the members treated Si Qi, the more this simple and kind cultivator would be able to accept humans and stand on the same side with them.
Thinking of this, Zhou Song shifted his attention to the other team on the business trip and asked in confusion: "What's going on with Zhou Shihuang?"
How come the wood elves from two provinces have been brought back, but the local Zhou Shihuang hasn't arrived yet?
The contact person was so amused that he showed Zhou Song the live broadcast from the other side and succinctly recounted the historian's actions.
"More than five hours ago, Professor Mo found Zhou Shi Huang, who was begging on the street, according to the address given by the Immortal Venerable..."
Zhou Song couldn't help interrupting: "Wait, what did you say? Who is begging?"
The contact person's mouth twitched: "Zhou Shi Huang."
The emperor who unified the six kingdoms more than 2,000 years ago and established the initial territory of China, after coming to the modern era, was reduced to begging for a living. If it didn't happen in reality, the contact person wouldn't want to believe it.
If it were written as a short article, the title might be: "I, the Unified Six Kingdoms, Beggar in Modern Times"
Author: Zhou Shi Huang
Zhou Song looked incredulous, and the contact person explained: "There is a reason..."
When historian Professor Mo arrived at the scene, he couldn't believe that his idol had fallen to such a state, and he approached him with tears in his eyes to talk.
The emperor looked at him blankly, and listened to Professor Mo's emotional speech for a long time, and then a "foreign language" that no one present could understand came out of his mouth.
For a moment, Professor Mo almost thought he had found the wrong person, otherwise how could this person in front of him with a local accent and strange speech, as if he was slurring his words, be the Zhou Shi Huang he had been thinking about?
Although the First Emperor looked ferocious, his majestic demeanor and clear eyes could not be faked. Professor Mo quickly remembered something - although in historical TV dramas, the actors who played the ancients spoke standard Mandarin, but in the real ancient times, the local accent was the "official language" of that dynasty, and the full of nonsense was the way of communication between the literati. For details, you can refer to the Analects.
It is impossible for the First Emperor to say "Who are you?", "Where is this?", "I don't understand what you are saying" at all. This led to the fact that the First Emperor could not understand the answers of modern people, and modern people could not understand what the First Emperor was saying. Many people who had come into contact with the First Emperor in the past few days even thought that he could not even speak and was a poor man with some intellectual defects.
In addition, the First Emperor suddenly came to this era and saw the steel monsters (cars) everywhere on the streets, as well as foreigners (actually ordinary passers-by) dressed in particularly cool clothes and with strange hair colors, and saw the transparent glass and the people and mountains hidden in the small box (LCD screen). He immediately thought that he had come to the kingdom of God, and the things around him that ordinary people could not understand were all artifacts of magic.
In the era of the First Emperor, people still believed in the magic of alchemists and believed that there were really gods in the world. He watched the gods holding a small cube in their hands, and could see the scenes of various places in the mortal world. In his mind, he filled in a lot of settings such as "I have made great achievements and unified the six kingdoms. God has recognized my merits and accepted me into the kingdom of God to broaden my horizons." He looked at the passers-by around him with eyes full of yearning. He never thought of ordering these gods around, scolding the fairies for being half-dressed and violating morals, and asking the gods to lead him to explore the vast world of gods.
He had experienced many setbacks since he was a child, and he could endure humiliation more than anyone else. After understanding the situation, he did not feel humiliated at all, and traveled by himself honestly.
He was impressed by the smooth and flat road here, and was surprised that the water could flow out of the wall. He exclaimed as he walked, and he looked like a country bumpkin.
Seeing his strange clothes and reaction, the people around him didn't think of chatting with him, and let him walk and look, until he smelled the tempting aroma of street snacks, and his stomach growled and he couldn't walk. After
observing all this, the First Emperor knew that the gods didn't use money like mortals, and the things here seemed to be free for them. Before taking things, they just needed to shake the small cube in their hands in the air.
But the First Emperor knew that he didn't have such a magical tool, and he was afraid that he couldn't get things as easily as other gods. After hesitating for a long time, he took off the mutton-fat jade pendant on his waist and said a few words to the gods distributing food in the language of the mortal world, gesticulating and saying: This thing is for you, can you give me a portion of this food?
The first emperor felt that this was a small step for himself and a big step for mortals. This contact symbolized the first establishment of diplomatic relations between mortals and gods, and he was very excited.
However, in the eyes of the stall owner, he was just a countryman with strange clothes and strange words, trying to exchange the food on the stall with him with a cheap decoration picked up from nowhere. He
had only one thought in his mind: This person might be mentally ill or have some intellectual disabilities.
Living in a modern city, where supplies are not in short supply, people are often willing to share food with strangers in need.
The stall owner ignored the emperor's earnest attempt to hand him the jade pendant, and found some rice cakes, tofu, and ham sausage that could fill his stomach. He fried them, put them in a bowl, and handed them to the emperor.
The emperor was surprised and delighted, and in his heart, he thought this small bowl of food was the legendary fairy peach or Yangzhi nectar, which could make one immortal with just one bite. With trembling fingers, he picked up the expensive (actually the wholesale price was just over one cent each) flawless and cloud-like fairy bowl (disposable paper bowl), and started eating with tears in his eyes.
Seeing this, the stall owner looked at the First Emperor with a bit more pity. The stall owner at the next stall took advantage of the fact that the First Emperor did not understand and pointed at the First Emperor, saying "How pitiful, I don't know how long it has been since he had a full meal", "I don't know where his family is, why do you let him wander around like this".
The "homeless" First Emperor, who had three palaces, six courtyards and seventy-two concubines, at least dozens of children, and a group of people waiting on him for every meal, quickly finished his food in front of the stall. Seeing that the gods passing by looked at him with particularly loving eyes, he felt a little embarrassed. Fearing that the stall owner would not be interested, the First Emperor placed his most precious mutton-fat jade pendant on the stall owner's stall and turned around and trotted away.
The stall owner looked at the jade pendant helplessly and reached out to pick it up. He found that it was cool to the touch and as smooth as jade. He thought that it was not made of plastic. He could put it in the auction and sell it for at least hundreds of millions of yuan.
When he saw the First Emperor on TV in the future and knew his true identity, he would probably realize what the jade pendant he casually put in the bedside drawer was and deeply understand what "good people will be rewarded" meant.
But that was all in the future. Back to the present, the First Emperor, who was touring and eating and drinking (?) all the way, relied on the help of passers-by again and again, and lived here safely and healthily for more than half a month.
Although the life of eating and sleeping outdoors made him more ruthless than at the beginning, he could always eat delicious food with plenty of seasoning and see countless eye-opening things. Shi Huang still liked this world very much.
It was at this time that Professor Mo brought a group of people to find Shi Huang. The two sides had a communication that was not in the same language. After Professor Mo understood the language barrier between the two sides, he contacted the department behind him and asked them to arrange a linguistics expert to come and help.
Everyone in the Transmigration Bureau is talented, and there are naturally linguistics experts.
This expert has been studying the field of language for his whole life and has translated countless ancient books from thousands of years ago. He never thought that he would be a translator for ancient people one day. While listening to the narration of the First Emperor through the live broadcast equipment, he told Professor Mo with a strange look that the First Emperor regarded you as a god.
In fact, Professor Mo, who has always regarded the First Emperor as a male god: "..."
Surprise! The male god is actually me!
After eliminating the language barrier, the following things will be easy to solve.
The First Emperor was escorted into the "Iron God Beast" by a group of people with a flattered look on his face, and was taken to the Fairy Palace (Hotel) which was more magnificent and dazzling than the palace. He enjoyed the treatment of washing his body with the fairy spring water (faucet) that he had envied for a long time (although he washed himself). Wearing indescribably soft and gorgeous clothes (bathrobe + cotton shirt and trousers), sitting on a cloud couch (sofa) that was more comfortable than a dragon chair, the First Emperor enjoyed himself to the extreme, feeling like he was floating in the air.
This was truly a divine treatment.
Then, the language expert finally drove to the hotel where the First Emperor and others were staying, and performed on-site translation for both parties.
The First Emperor was shocked to learn that this was the future thousands of years later, and that his huge empire had only lasted for a hundred years before it was destroyed. Professor Mo couldn't bear to see his heartbroken expression.
Professor Mo told him about the deeds of the year recorded in history, and the anecdotes about that dynasty flowed out like a spring.
From historical celebrities to bowls, chopsticks and farm tools, all aspects, covering any field, the first emperor was filled with nostalgia.
The first emperor saw that thousands of years had passed, and the world had changed dramatically. He had a very good impression of Professor Mok, who could still describe his familiar life in such detail.
Perhaps some modern people can always talk about topics that were very serious or even cruel to people of that era in a very casual tone when discussing ancient history, and talk about national affairs as easily as stories. The intrigues between certain princes and nobles are the fundamental reasons that ultimately lead to the destruction of the country and the family. The gossips between the emperor and his concubines are made into TV dramas and movies for people's entertainment...
If the First Emperor came to this world and slowly learned the language here by his own ability, and noticed the contemptuous attitude of modern people towards their ancestors and the rumors that he was a tyrant, he would definitely be furious and unable to tolerate it.
But now the person standing in front of him is not someone else, but a history professor who regards history as a lifelong belief and spends all his time pursuing the truth.
He will not underestimate the wisdom of the ancients, and he has absolute understanding and respect for the ancestors who laid the foundation of China's 5,000-year culture. There is love from the heart in his words.
The First Emperor called himself a widower for decades, and he had gone through countless hardships to unify the six kingdoms. No one, whether it was his wife, subordinates or children, could truly understand him.
Until he met a person who was very familiar with him in this fairyland, across thousands of years of time and space, and affirmed his every move, and said to him in an extremely sincere tone, "You are great, your approach is correct, time has proved your efforts, and history has witnessed your success."
What would the First Emperor think?
It was definitely like meeting a soulmate in the mountains and rivers, and he was deeply moved.
The First Emperor could feel the sincerity of the person opposite him, so even when Professor Mo took out the photos taken during the archaeological excavation and told the First Emperor that this was your tomb, the First Emperor did not get angry, but patiently gave Professor Mo time to explain.
In the time of the First Emperor, people regarded death as important as life. They believed that they would be reborn in another world after death, and would carefully prepare their tombs while they were still alive.
Even modern people would be furious if their ancestors' tombs were dug up, not to mention the ancients who were particularly superstitious in that era.
But the First Emperor restrained himself because of the outstanding performance of the man in front of him, giving him a chance to explain.
Professor Mo did explain the reason sincerely: "In the process of modern cultural construction, we always accidentally discover ancient civilizations scattered all over the place. We are not maliciously robbing tombs, but we want to maintain the traces you left behind and tell more people about the glorious civilization of that era, so that everyone can remember history and not forget the past..."
Standing outside the curtain, Zhou Song breathed a sigh of relief as he watched Professor Mo and the First Emperor talking happily.
My professor is amazing! If it weren't for the experts, the First Emperor would not have let it go.
At that time, no one can hit or scold the ancestor, and can only bow their heads and accept the scolding. After the news spreads, the official and the diligent archaeologists will probably be ridiculed by the gossip media who like to see the excitement.
To convince the emperor who has the final say in an afternoon, it must be that you have a sufficient understanding of the First Emperor and make the First Emperor trust you enough to do it smoothly.
The saying that every profession has its own specialty is really not a casual saying.
I believe that the information that the professor will get from the First Emperor will become a treasured bible for historians across the country in the future, affecting countless related industries across the country.
As he was thinking, Zhou Song heard Chu Feng, who was not far away, turn around and say to his subordinates: "Let the doctor go over and give the First Emperor a physical examination to see if he has any physical illness, and then give him all the vaccinations he needs."
Upon hearing this, the subordinates quickly reacted, with a lingering fear: "I hope the First Emperor's luck can be better..."
Modern people are taken to get various vaccines by their parents when they are born, and they are immune to some common infectious diseases, so there is no need to worry at all.
However, the First Emperor, who traveled from ancient times and had no antibodies in his body, if he accidentally used a cup that a hepatitis B patient had drunk from during these few days and came into close contact with a leprosy patient, the consequences would be simply unimaginable.
Seeing this, Zhou Song had to sigh that Chu Feng was meticulous and thoughtful.
Then he thought of Si Qi, who was also a time traveler. As a legendary cultivator, he was free from disease and had a long life. He should not be afraid of the diseases of ordinary people, and there was no need for him to get vaccinated.
I just don’t know what the physique of a cultivator is like, and whether ordinary people can compare with him.
If I could get Si Qi’s detailed physical data...
Thinking of this, Zhou Song looked at Si Qi subconsciously and couldn’t help but let his imagination run wild.
The author has something to say:
--Chu
Feng (suddenly alert): Do you want to know the physical data of my little cutie? !
Zhou Song: No, I just treat him as a rare species that only exists in the world, a giant panda among giant pandas... I don’t want to know his measurements. (Why should I explain this kind of thing!)
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