Chapter 22 Chapter 22
Whether human or demon, there may be some differences in lifestyle, but they are absolutely consistent in the pursuit of fairness.
Over the years, the demons have not needed close division of labor and cooperation like humans, and they don't have much contact with each other.
Even though many young people have access to the Internet, they only communicate with each other in small amounts, and mostly watch short videos and play games for entertainment.
Because human short videos are too attractive, many little monsters with poor self-control are addicted to them and are too lazy to make money. This is also common among monsters.
However, this time, perhaps because the demon bureau prepared this big pie, the small and big demons have rarely reached a consensus and used the human network as a tool to speak out and defend their rights.
"Can the Monster Bureau come out and give us an explanation? Don't we need time for review?"
In order to pass the exam and surpass their peers, many little demons learned from the practices of young humans, gave up their current production activities, and started full-time review.
It would be fine if they had some savings on weekdays, but if they had no savings, some ambitious little demons would have to study during the day and absorb moonlight to fill their stomachs at night.
The intensity of this is so strong that it makes people cry and feel sad.
The little demons have paid so much, of course not just for participation. The century-old demon bureau is like a carrot dangling in front of a donkey, and everyone wants to give it a try.
But now a demon told them that the few remaining positions have all been filled.
This undoubtedly aroused the uncontrollable anger of the little demons.
Little demons far away in different places use the Internet to defend their rights, resulting in posts defending their rights wherever demons browse.
Many demons became so angry that they went crazy and even made trouble on the human Internet.
#Maintain the fairness of the exam and reject the internal appointment#
This trending search inexplicably stayed on the trending search list, causing many young people to curiously come in to watch the fun: "What's going on? What's collapsed again?"
Seeing that many users in the topic were making weird comments, some people found it fun, but at the same time they couldn't help but worry about the mental state of young people today.
"It's pitiful. The civil service exam drives people so crazy that they become mentally unstable."
The efforts of the little demons to defend their rights definitely exceeded the expectations of all other demons, and after they continued to speak out, the news unsurprisingly reached the Beijing Demon Bureau Headquarters.
"No, what are you doing? Isn't it enough that you think we are embarrassing?"
Facts have proved that communication between monsters may not be smooth, but the cooperation between relevant human departments and the Monster Bureau is absolutely close.
The public opinion about the little demons making trouble on the Internet was conveyed to the office of the Beijing Demon Bureau General Administration through the formal official document system by the relevant departments.
As a result, the leaders of the General Administration lost face again after they needed humans to step in to settle the case last time.
When the leaders of the relevant human departments learned of this, they actually teased it with a smile:
"I know you haven't hired anyone in years, so why don't you just copy our rules and regulations?"
Compared with the demon bureau that holds examinations every few hundred years, humans spend a lot of manpower and resources to organize civil service examinations every year, and have much more experience and methods than the demon bureau.
Instead of innovating on your own, it’s better to just join.
Who says that members of the Demon Bureau are also considered state employees?
The leader of the General Administration lost face in front of his colleagues. He remained calm outside, but when he returned to the unit for a meeting, he criticized all the monsters without any hesitation.
Youyao was unhappy and wanted to argue with his leader, but was quickly pulled back by his colleagues.
"It's a big demon, you can't defeat it."
In the demon game, fists do have the final say to a certain extent.
They endured the anger and kept silent, and only after listening to the leader vent his emotions did the demons in the General Administration hold another meeting to discuss how to overcome the current difficulties.
"Forget it, let's hold the interview at the headquarters and we'll do it in person. The process before this will be the same as for humans."
After arguing for a long time, they finally compromised with the simplest solution.
Although what the human colleagues said was unpleasant to the ear, they were not wrong - instead of struggling on their own and wasting a lot of material and financial resources, it would be better for them to free ride and go through the unified national examination process.
Of course, the leader of the Monster Bureau would not admit that he had secretly studied the contents of the written test, but he couldn't understand it either.
In that case, just give up.
Precisely because the little demons were causing so much trouble, and because the current public opinion would affect their own image, the Demon Bureau took the initiative to issue an announcement after finalizing the rules.
The announcement, firstly, informed everyone that there was indeed recruitment and promised to treat them fairly; secondly, it explained the scope and content of the recruitment, which should be handled in accordance with the rules of the national examination.
For thousands of years, the Monster Bureau has been positioned as a manager, and it is rare for it to issue an announcement to all monsters. In addition, the content of the announcement was quite explosive, so the entire monster world was boiling because of it.
Since then, demons from all over the country, both big and small, have spontaneously joined the ranks of taking the civil service exam, and many "strange stories" have also appeared on the human Internet.
"My family, am I dazzled or what? The sun is shining brightly today. I was reading a book downstairs in my house when suddenly a pigeon flew down and landed on my shoulder to help me with my homework."
In a forum full of quarrels and rumors, the post by this OP is like a breath of fresh air.
Many people replied to the thread below, making fun of the poster's good luck: "Is it because the poster is so good-looking that the bird was attracted to him?"
"It may also be that the host had a very good lunch at noon and the pigeons smelled the fragrance."
"Why don't you try buying some lottery tickets? Birds understand magnetic fields and won't approach people easily. Maybe you are in luck."
The author of the post is a young man preparing for the civil service examination. Due to the huge pitfalls in his major and his introverted personality, he did not want to work in sales after graduation, so he started to stay at home and review.
In her first year taking the exam, she was ambitious and reviewed for two months. She chose a popular job in the provincial capital. However, she failed both the practical test and the essay, and returned home in disgrace.
After failing the first try and considering that his score was only a few points away from getting the interview, the OP learned from his mistakes, revised his goals, and even paid for online courses.
After a year-long process of attending lectures, doing exercises and taking mock exams, the OP passed the written exam with high scores, but unexpectedly failed the interview.
The candidate who made a comeback in the interview was said to have spent a lot of money on the interview class.
When the candidate learned that he had the highest total score and was pre-admitted, he cried, and the author of the post cried too.
She has been taking the civil service exam for two years.
After failing the exam again, she returned home. Her parents wanted to say a few words to her, but when they saw how depressed she looked, they had to comfort her instead.
"It's okay, you're still young, take your time, maybe you'll be able to get ashore next year."
Looking at the white hair gradually appearing on his parents' temples, the author could no longer allow himself to study at home for another year. He gritted his teeth and went out to find a job.
"I have been preparing for two years and have learned all the knowledge points I need to learn. It is the same for part-time exams."
One can imagine how hard it was to work and take exams at the same time. The OP persisted for another year, and when the new year's national exam was approaching, she quit her job and made the final sprint at home.
“I hope I have good luck, too.”
As the national exam was getting closer, the OP's original anxious mood was cured by this sudden appearance of the pigeon. She continued to do the questions and brought clean water and rice to the pigeon during the breaks.
The pigeon pecked her gently as it left, and the poster took a photo of the pigeon with her mobile phone.
Because of the rare goodwill he received online, the poster updated his reply on the forum in the evening and uploaded the photos of pigeons he had taken.
“I hope everyone has good luck too.”
The original poster thought that the post had come to an end after it was serialized here, but she did not expect to receive a series of replies after she closed the post.
"Hurry up and come back, this is not just a simple pigeon!!"
"You encountered a national first-class protected animal!"
"Oh my god, what kind of luck is this, OP?"
The poster did not read the post, but was dizzy and received an inquiry call from the environmental protection department before going to bed at night.
After asking about the bird's specific situation, the lady from the local environmental protection department said with a smile: "Come on, do well in the exam. Our unit will also be recruiting this year, and you are welcome to apply."
The OP was stunned for a moment, then hung up the phone. Her pent-up bad mood disappeared instantly, and she clenched her fists to cheer herself up.
Situations similar to what happened to the poster spread throughout China in a short period of time, and jokes on the human Internet spread as well.
The meme reached its peak popularity after a monkey in Mount Emei ignored a tourist's offer to feed it and instead snatched the civil service exam textbooks from the tourist's backpack.
"These days, even animals have to take exams."
"The trend of civil service exams has finally reached the animal world."
"Don't animals have stable jobs to hold, do they?"
Stupid netizens kept photoshopping pictures, and for a while, emoticon packs appeared frequently, sweeping the social software of many civil service candidates.
At the same time, after realizing that animals also have to learn, the tense mood of the civil service examinees became much more relaxed.
"They say that goals should be set reasonably. If that's the case, since I can't compete with the scroll gods, can't I compete with the monkeys?"
This proactive approach of lowering standards has undoubtedly brought comfort to many people.
At the same time, in the forums of young people, various strategies for taking classes for free are also common.
A certain human being is good at learning, has a high level, and occasionally gives lectures.
Such human candidates will find small animals sneaking around their homes in the next few days.
The human examinees were both worried and happy, and finally became happy——
Could it be that he/she is the one chosen by heaven to take the civil service exam?
The craze for taking civil service exams swept across the entire demon world, and for a time, it brought about many unexpected effects. For example, the A City Demon Bureau, which used to be busy, suddenly became quiet.
Not to mention the cases that require the business department to be dispatched, even the ordinary business handled on a daily basis has dropped to the lowest point at a rapid speed.
"Why are you so free today?"
Is he worthy of such little work?
Xiao Du, who dreamed of living a life of reading books, newspapers and drinking tea, was busy for two whole years after joining the job. When he suddenly had some free time, he felt a sense of unreality.
"I'm busy with the exam."
The monster in charge of the monster bureau yawned out of boredom and opened a monster forum in the city. I don't know when this forum suddenly became busy, and all the posts sharing were about the experience of taking the civil service exam.
"House demons, I got 50 points on the practical test today, so I'm just asking what level I'm at?"
There was a burst of boasting under the post, and people were shouting “666” like humans.
For an ordinary monster, being able to get a good score when just getting in touch with something new is definitely a genius among geniuses.
Fortunately, the monster's bragging was quickly exposed by its friends.
"Don't listen to it, it's a parrot demon. Its owner is taking the civil service exam, and it has been taking online classes for three years."
Upon hearing this, the little demons who wanted to learn some experience from the OP dispersed.
"This exam is a bit difficult." After browsing the homepage and seeing several complaining posts, the editor felt a little emotional and took the initiative to talk to Xiao Du.
This undoubtedly made Xiao Du flattered - because he was a human employee and was close to Director Tan, his situation had been average since he joined the company and he was often looked down upon by the demon secretary.
This is the first time that someone has spoken proactively like today.
"Yeah, it's quite difficult." Xiao Du graduated from a 985 university. He was both a fresh graduate and a master's degree holder. With the double buff, he won over other opponents. This shows how difficult the exam was.
At that time, the full score of their test was 200 points, and several people who entered the interview scored 150+.
"But it's fair." Xiao Du couldn't help but say.
The so-called fairness means that all monsters have not learned the corresponding content before. After the exam content is determined, the time spent preparing for the exam is also the same.
Xiao Du himself agrees with the decision made by the bureau leaders. He worked hard to get in, so why should others use the back door?
"Fair?" The editor laughed, "How can there be any fairness?"
"Just wait and see, everyone has a lot of tricks up their sleeves."
At first, Xiao Du didn't understand what the compilation monster meant, but before long, he saw monsters doing business in the forum -
"Ancient relic, memory potion for sale at a low price."
"He has sold his telepathic skills. It is no longer a dream to be able to read minds invisibly in the exam."
"Learn the fox charm quickly. It only takes a second to confuse your examiner."
If the first two business deals were within expectations, the last one touched the sensitive nerves of the demon bureau.
As expected, this little devil posted the advertisement in the first half of the night and was arrested in the second half.
"Confuse your examiner, eh?"
The wild boar demon who spread rumors was tortured and taken back to the demon bureau with tears in his eyes.
There is a huge gap between the bright prospects and the difficult current situation. It is no wonder that the little demons resort to all kinds of tricks and take risks.
Seeing chaos everywhere, the police launched special rectification activities, but overall the results were minimal.
The internal conflict caused by this civil service exam swept the entire demon world, and even the little demons in City A were no exception.
Seeing that they couldn't even do the essay or the civil service exam, and could only guess the answers to the multiple-choice questions in the mock exam, the little devils were all upset.
After the last visit, the ginseng spirit could not help but come again to ask for advice: "You are a great demon, and you have been a human for so many years, do you have any suggestions?"
Ning Su thought for a moment, and remembered an advertisement he had received when he passed by the school. He tentatively asked, "How about we sign up for a civil service exam tutoring class?"
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