Chapter 177 Versailles Xi
Even though she had been mentally prepared before coming, Ye Wanxi still couldn't help but be stunned when she suddenly saw this adorable little cutie who made a living by acting cute.
The fight between the crowd in the live stream, which had started again because Ye Wanxi deliberately ignored Ji Yuanting, temporarily stopped due to this sudden turn of events.
A moment later, it was once again overwhelmed by the rapidly passing barrage of bullets.
[It's Da Tuan Tuan! It's Da Tuan Tuan!]
[It's supposed to be a cute little ball of fluff, but its size is definitely that of a cub! Ahhhhh, Wei's dead, and I'm dead too!]
Tears of envy streamed down my face as I silently pulled out the small burlap sack I'd prepared long ago. "Sweetie, come on, let's go home together. Auntie has fresh bamboo, apples, and bowls of milk..."
[Calm down, upstairs. Do you see this silver bracelet on my wrist?]
Upon seeing this naturally adorable creature up close, Gu Shaoling gasped, nearly choking on her own breath.
After calming down a bit, I instinctively reached out to touch it.
"Don't move, don't move!" The sudden scream successfully froze Gu Shaoling's slowly outstretched claws, and also temporarily diverted everyone's attention from the baby.
Not far away, a panda keeper wearing a sterile suit rushed over, panting, and said, "This panda is too small; you can't touch it directly."
Gu Shaoling awkwardly withdrew her hand. Before the new dad could catch his breath, he hurriedly reached out to pick up the sesame dumplings at Ye Wanxi's feet.
Unexpectedly, this little guy was well-versed in the art of clinging to someone's leg, and all four of his paws gripped Ye Wanxi's legs tightly and wouldn't let go.
No matter how the dad held it, it wouldn't let go, and would even grunt if he held it too tightly, which drove the dad crazy.
This scene evoked both sympathy and amusement in the audience.
[Is Tuantuan mistaking Ye Da Lao's leg for a small tree in the yard? There are panda fruits on the panda tree, and Daddy, you're trying to pick them? Little Tuantuan definitely won't be happy about it.]
After the dad tried for a long time, the panda cub remained unmoved, so he had no choice but to look to Ye Wanxi for help.
"..."
Ye Wanxi glanced at the new dad, then at the little guy who seemed to be attached to her lap, making "uh-uh" noises at her, his two black bean eyes fixed on the bag in her hand.
After a moment's hesitation, he tentatively asked, "Would you like an apple?"
"Pfft..." This familiar scene made Gu Shaoling and Aunt Qiao burst out laughing.
However, what happened next made them stop laughing.
The panda cub's eyes widened and it started making even louder noises when it saw the apple in Ye Wanxi's hand.
"???" This works? But thinking about it carefully, pandas do seem to really like eating apples.
The viewers in the live stream were filled with envy as they listened to the panda cub's sweet, innocent cries.
Ugh, it's so sour! I'm so incredibly sour!
Jealousy has distorted me beyond recognition! I glanced at the apple in my hand and couldn't help but cry. Other people use their apples to lure pandas, while I can only eat mine. Is this the difference between me and the big shots?
[Friendly reminder: Don't throw away apples you don't eat; you can use them to catch little fish!]
[Suddenly it dawned on me, so this guy took the apple that Consort Monkey gave her and gave it to Consort Snake and our Empress Tuan Tuan? What a harbinger of a playboy's life! I'm actually finding it incredibly satisfying, am I out of my mind?]
[You're not alone upstairs. I reasonably suspect this whole zoo is Ye's harem. I'm so envious.]
Ye Wanxi held the apple, but dared not feed the immature cub in front of her the same way she had fed the adult snake.
"Can I give this to it?"
"Sure, but we need to disinfect it first." The dad thought for a moment. "Did you bring this apple in yourself? Why don't you give it to me, I'll take it in first, and then bring it back to you?"
"No need, no need. This was given to me by the young man from the monkey enclosure next door. You can just take it if you need it."
Gu Shaoling watched this scene with a subtle expression: "What do you think?"
Aunt Qiao said, "I don't think that will work."
"I think so too."
As if to confirm their guess, after the apple was handed to the caregiver, Xiao Tuantuan's eyes instantly turned mournful, and she held Ye Wanxi tightly with her four paws instead of loosening them, looking like a pitiful cub about to be abandoned by its family.
Dad: "??? Kid, I'm your dad!"
Gu Shaoling looked as if she had expected this: "See? I told you it wouldn't work."
The snake's keeper has already proven through his own experience that what the snake craves is the person who feeds it the apples, not the apples themselves. Why don't these people believe it?
After struggling for a long time, the dad still couldn't get the little dumpling to let go of its paws. He stood up, clutching his shattered little heart, and stared at Ye Wanxi with a complicated expression.
"Why don't you come with me?"
Ye Wanxi's eyes brightened slightly, but she said, "How could I possibly accept that?"
Everyone in the live stream: "..."
Gu Shaoling and the others: "..."
The dad's lips twitched slightly, and he glanced meaningfully at the panda cub still hanging on her lap: "I think you're pretty shameless."
Ye Wanxi looked completely innocent: "I didn't start it."
The new dad felt a sudden, sharp pain in his heart. Wasn't that right? Some people just walk around and manage to pick up tiny bits of food – it's so incredibly infuriating!
The viewers in the live stream were equally heartbroken.
In no time, Ye Wanxi's outrageous Versailles-style language, such as "How could I possibly accept this?" and "But wasn't it me who started it?" quickly spread across the internet as memes, provoking strong condemnation from bear lovers.
The new dad took several deep breaths and spoke for everyone present: "...You must have been put in sacks quite a few times when you're out and about, right?"
"No, I'm so lovable, why would anyone be willing to put a sack over my head?"
"...From today onwards, it will be available."
[That's right! Ye Wanxi's agency should be smart and hand over her schedule right now, I'm going to buy a sack and stake out her!]
[Count me in, maybe if you win a small leaf and get a black sesame glutinous rice ball as a bonus (﹃)]
[A golden monkey might also be included as a gift.]
[It might just come with a giant snake as a bonus, and then it opens its mouth... and wipes out the whole team!]
Ye Wanxi was eventually taken in by the panda dad and received the show's ultimate reward in advance.
Gu Shaoling and the others could only watch from the sidelines because they didn't receive any special attention from the panda cubs.
"..." Ugh, so annoying.
Before leaving, Ye Wanxi retrieved her phone from the production crew and handed it to Gu Shaoling.
"do what?"
"Take a picture for me. My little sister wants to see pictures of me with the panda, so remember to take a good one."
Gu Shaoling: "..." I have a feeling that after today's episode, the person in front of me will make enemies with countless older brothers and sisters! Are you really not afraid of getting a sack over your head!
(End of this chapter)
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